Notorious New Bedford Transwhatever Prostitute Aaron Ball Interrupts Important Weather Update On New Bedford Live Before Exposing Himself In Taco Bell
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Southcoast Today: A man stands accused of exposing himself at the Kentucky Fried Chicken on County Street on Monday while carrying an open container of alcohol in the restaurant. Aaron James Ball, 40, of New Bedford was arrested at about 2 p.m. Monday after police responded to KFC for a disturbance, according to Lt. Ricard Rezendes, a spokesman for the New Bedford Police Department. Officers arrived to find Ball at the restaurant with an open container of alcohol and placed him under arrest. Witnesses later told police that Ball had exposed himself, Rezendes said. He faces charges of open and gross lewdness and possessing an open container in public.
Just another day in New Bedford. Go out for some fried chicken and you get a complementary side of ratchet kielbasa.
Aaron Ball is apparently one of the most notorious prostitutes in the great city of New Bedford:
Except when HE is working the corners he goes by Erin and doesn’t tell the John’s that he’s packing a porridge gun. Once they find the yogurt slinging surprise it’s too late and they still have to pay the fee to the house.
Anyway, Carlos Felix, the guy who runs New Bedford Live’s Facebook page, was doing what he always does last week – making himself important. He’s apparently taken it upon himself to provide live weather updates from around New Bedford as he is the official town crier. He’s basically the digital version of the kid in knickerbockers standing on the street corner ringing a bell and reporting the latest news.
And in this glorious Live video, Carlos’ weather update took a turn for the hilarious once Aaron Ball showed up in all his glory:
Amazing. It’s just so awesome because he’s taking his job so seriously:
“It is snowing, very icy snow. It seems as thought the roads are starting to ice up. So we are asking the citizens of NB to please be careful. Pay attention to the roads, it’s very icy, very snowy, so by tonight when the temperatures drop the streets and the sidewalks will be very icy. So we’re putting out a caution to all citizens of NB to be prepared for very icy conditions. As you can see right now it is still snowing. “
Hey, did you guys know it was icy out there? Not sure if he made that clear. And here’s the thing about icy roads – you have to be careful on them. Because little did you know that you can slip and fall and hurt yourself. Luckily you watched this breaking news bulletin and now you know how physics works.
Then all of a sudden he pans back to the street and Aaron Ball appears like those little girls in The Shining:
Naturally Aaron was doing what any normal transwhatever New Bedford hooker does during a wintry mix – eating an ice cream bar.
Carlos had to let the Aaron know that this was serious business:
“We’re in the middle of a live broadcast.”
Aaron seemed intrigued:
The line of questioning from Carlos got pretty intense:
“Is it slippery when wet?”
Man, that’s a real curveball right there. Aaron had to think that one over for a minute:
When he failed to produce an answer Carlos gave him a easier one:
“How are you going to prepare for the weather today?”
I’ll tell you one thing Aaron won’t be doing today – busting out a toothbrush and giving poor chomper there his annual cleaning as he hangs on for dear life:
I think it’s safe to say that shaving is likely out of the question as well, unless “Erin” has to work tonight.
But he did have an answer about how he was going to prepare for the weather:
“I’m gonna grab the Hollywood schedule.”
Didn’t see that one coming, did ya Carlos? He’s gonna go grab that Hollywood schedule (whatever that means), right after he finishes off nutritious New Bedford breakfast.
But Carlos Felix is a professional, and obviously a vagrant like this needs to be cut off because it’s bad for ratings. So he went back and talked some more about the REAL issues:
“I’m Carlos Felix, and this is a weather update, and we’re talking about how people can prepare themselves.”
Stay tuned for this week’s broadcast, which will include live updates on the dangers of eating too much fast food. Little did you know that it’s not good for you!! Here’s hoping that Aaron Ball continues to find his way into each and every one of these broadcasts going forward.