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There was a bit of a hullabaloo on New Bedford Live as a Heffalump horror show left her kids, apparently aged 1 and 7, in a truck while she ran in the store. Keep in mind that the high today was 82 and that this chick left these kids in an unlocked car in NEW BEDFORD at the hottest part of the day:
Naturally the comments were divided as to what’s acceptable and what isn’t. Note: It is never OK to leave your kids in the car. Especially when it’s 82 degrees out and you leave them in an unlocked car in New Bedford. That’s like asking for your kids to either be injured by dehydration and heat stroke or get kidnapped by the New Bedford transwhatever prostitute:
Is that who you want your kid calling daddymomma? No. Stop taking chances in NB.
I have to say how much I do love New Bedford Live, I mean, they know a clown when they see one:
I was wondering how long before we found out this broad’s name. I’ll be damned if she wasn’t scrolling through her timeline, saw that post and raised her hand. She saw a couple of pictures of pissed off people, cops and children in distressed and was like “It me.”.
After just being outed for leaving your 1 year old baby in the car with your 7 year old, who the fuck would turn up in the comments and own that?
Katelyn Motherfucking Asquino, that’s who.
Girl’s got some minerals. She didn’t get home and immediately add the “I love my kids” frame, update her profile to read “My KIDS ARE MY WORLD” and duck until this shit blew over. Nah. Girl started battling it out in the comments while simultaneously saying she didn’t have to explain herself to anyone:
Oh, my word. Hold on while I find my Ratchet To Real Person translation book. OK, so from what I can make of this is that she is first stating that she doesn’t have to explain herself to anybody. Wrong. Looks like you did have some explaining to do to this fine gentleman:
She’s also trying to say that her A/C was on while the kids were watching their* shows and that everything was fine since the police didn’t find any issue with what was happening. Yeah, totally believable that an officer of the law found this acceptable considering that police are always reminding people to NOT leave their kids and/or pets in the car on hot days. Not like this has been an ongoing campaign since about 1984 or anything.
And I don’t know about you guys, but I 100% believe any ratchet who still rocks the dirty mirror with flash selfie:
Bonus trust points if they’re pregnant and using inappropriate emjois.
Here’s some pretty damning testimony from a bystander who claims she was there and could plainly see a car with the keys inside along with two very young children. No windows down, no A/C and baby bait inside of a car just waiting to be stolen:
She’s saying the car wasn’t on, nor was the A/C, and that the mom was gone for 35 minutes. She’s 100% right that there is never a good reason to leave children in the car.
Obviously, the only thing one could do in this situation was to call in the Righteous Ratchet brigade and her them defend her honor as a good mom who held her own shit down:
Ya damn right! She’s a PHENOMENAL MOM! A++ Phenomenal mother who left her BABY in a car along with her 7 year old for around a half hour in a hotbed of crime! The only reason these people are talking about this shit is to get attention for themselves! Not to bring attention to the fact that you should never leave your kids unattended in a car. She’s a phenomeMOM, frfr FACTS! YOU’RE ALL RUINING FAMILIES! I really, truly hope that Uncle Turtle reads that in all caps voice on Live this weekend.
As families are being ruined and this phenomemom is getting down in the comments, this started happening:
The dickbag deluxe that the first one is referring to did , in fact, let her baby swallow a baggy of heroin and can go straight to hell. That did happen right around the corner, so I’m super glad this bitch gets to keep her kids in an unlocked car with no A/C on a really hot swampass weather kind of day in this particular location. Fantastic. Obviously, because there are way worse parents out this woman should get a pass for being a dumbass. I can’t wait to see how this new generation of New Bedford kids turns out. Gonna be stellar.
Some folks were playing the “At least she didn’t duct tape her baby to a dingo like that other mom!” card, the Cyberbullying Police made an appearance to remind us all that telling it like it is could result in suicide:
Remember guys, it only takes one instance of telling the truth and making the public aware of something to cause suicide. Concern for children being raised by a shit mother WILL result in someone dying. Telling the truth: Not even once.
And she persisted:
Everybody knows that being honest, truthful and concerned about a child’s welfare are the three leading causes of a suicide. Y’all are gonna make a suicide happen and it’s going to be all your fault because how dare you shoot straight!? Don’t you know that you can’t shoot straight these days or everybody gonna do a suicide!? You have to coddle everyone and be nice to everyone all the time. Doesn’t matter what they did, you have to protect their feelings at all cost. Even if they left a 7 old to watch a 1 year old baby while in an unlocked care with no A/C or windows open in the middle of New Bedford.
Fuck that. This woman is a selfish asshole who needs to zip tie her legs together. You can’t do this shit, you moron! That baby could have died in the time you were in the store. Had that baby died, there’s a 100% percent chance this broad would have played a victim and had everyone sending her prayers.
And money in the GFM she sent for her baby’s memorial. You know it, I know it, the whole damn world knows it. This was a reckless thing to do and she put her kids’ lives at risk to she could go to the store in peace. She did this to be left alone and didn’t wanna hear “GIMMEGIMMEGIMMIE” every 2 feet and she didn’t care what she had to do so she could have that time to do her own thing. You know she’s done this a hundred time, this is the only time this happened:
Katelyn is an assbag who will never learn. Even if she does stop leaving her kids in a hot car, it’s strictly so she doesn’t get in trouble again. She doesn’t feel like what she did was wrong and the only reason she’s doing the right thing is avoid all this ruckus again. Fine. I’ll take it. As long as she realizes that there are eyes on her, I guess those kids might have a fighting chance.