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New Bedford Fam Cashes In On GoFundMe For “Missing” 18 Year Old Girl Who Ran Away With Her Aunt’s 37 Year Old Boyfriend Who’s Been Banging Her For Years

 

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Jahliajia Finklea is a tribal member from New Bedford.

The day before her 18th birthday she disappeared, and her family claims she was kidnapped by this shady 37 year old dude who was stalking her on the Interwebz. It made the news today:

Eighteen-year-old Jalajhia Finklea was last seen in New Bedford near her apartment on Oct. 20th. Her family is worried about her and concerned that she may have been a victim of foul play. Jalajhia Finklea is a member of the Mashpee Wampanoag Tribe. The tribe’s police department has issued a release expressing concern that Jalajhia may have been abducted by a 37-year-old man named Luis Robert Zaragoza Barboza. 

Jalajhia’s family is concerned about Barboza. As far as the family knows, there was no relationship between the two. And they find the 20-year age gap between them troubling. If Jalajhia ran away with Barboza, her family insists, she would have called them. Instead, there has been no communication from Jalajhia or Barboza in more than a week. And as every day passes, the family the worry grows that Jalajhia is somehow being prevented from calling them.

“We’re very concerned. We’re just trying to take every measure we can to get her home. We at least want to just hear something from him, from her, it’s not normal that she doesn’t reach out to any of us,” Costa said.

But as it turns out the guy is her aunt’s ex-boyfriend, has been around the girl since she was 12, and has probably been banging her for several years now.

Perfectly normal for a non-ratchet family to do.

Naturally the fam did what any normal person would try to do in a situation like this – try to profit off of it by starting a GoFundMe.

Bring her home? She’s 18 and trying to get her swerve on with aunty’s boo. She doesn’t have to come home, nor does she want to. So what’s the money going towards?

“Help pay towards the investigation to bring my daughter home.”

Yea see, that’s what the police are for. Luckily we don’t even need to get the cops because he’s been posting on Twitter about their escapades. Yesterday he uploaded a video of him and her getting tattoos.

He posted a video of them Facetiming each other.

Another one of them eating.

A picture of them in an elevator together.

Along with screenshots of text messages about how they’re in ratchet love.

Obviously this guy’s a fucking degenerate deadbeat with a thing for underage girls, considering those texts go back to January when she was 17. But she’s 18 now, and as you can see from her IG she’s been a bad girl for quite some time. Here’s some pictures of her when she was 15, getting crunk up in the club and rolling blunts like it’s going out of style.

The family also forgot to point out she’s gone missing multiple times before. One time for 25 days.

She’s been in programs for runaways.

And according to one source the girl has been running away since she was 11, and the family made money off her.

Then there’s the fact that she announced on Facebook that she was moving out of the country as soon as she turned 18.

All of these posts have mysteriously disappeared from her page, and many suspect that her family has access to it and is covering up her past so they can collect more with the GoFundMe for a “private investigator.” But every time someone makes this suggestion on a family member’s page the fam channels their inner New Bedford and reads them a passage or two out of the Ebonics bible.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Including the auntie whose man left her for her underage niece.

Oh, and they’re claiming that she took a knife with her to rob him.

Now they’re alleging that the pictures the “kidnapper” is posting are old ones, in order to keep up the grift that their runaway daughter is in mortal danger so people will keep donating to the GoFundMe.

“GOD HATES UGLY” is the new “ONLY GOD CAN JUDGE.”

If you’ve ever said it, you probably live in a home where bedsheets double as curtains.

Anyway, I don’t trust this family as far as I can throw them. I guess she could be dead, but it seems unlikely and this isn’t being treated like that by police. And either way, a GFM isn’t gonna solve that. Mom has taken her Facebook page down, the donos keep flowing to the GFM, they lied about him kidnapping her, they go full ratchet on anyone who questions them, they delete comments, they obviously did a horrible job raising her since she seemed to be a free range hoodbooger the moment she hit puberty, and the rationale for the GFM makes no sense. I don’t know for sure what’s happening here, but I do know that there’s a 0.0% she was kidnapped. At the end of the day she’s just a junior ratchet who turned 18 and can finally legally get the D from her aunty’s 37 year old ex-boyfriend. Case closed.

 

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63 Comment(s)
  • Update to the update:
    November 30, 2020 at 8:28 am

    She’s still dead.
    Instead of rat food in NJ, she turned up as gator bait in FL.
    Eh, I was close.

    She never had a chance.
    What do you expect if someone is brought up in a trash world where the biggest claim to legitimacy is affiliation with the lost wampanignog tribe?

  • A New Bedford Native
    November 28, 2020 at 7:06 am

    I hope you feel like a real asshole after now finding out she was indeed kidnapped and murdered. But probably not because you get your kicks off of writing a trash, gossip blog. So who’s really the low-life here? Almost everything you wrote was pure speculation. She was missing, pregnant and in danger. But, somehow, that gave you the opportunity to completely trash a victim?! Whether or not she got in the car willingly, at some point, circumstances changed and she was no longer willfully participating. To call her names and call her family ratchet for trying to protect her from vultures like you is disgusting. You attacked a family that was grieving and scared for their MISSING family member. You should be so ashamed. If you had any heart whatsoever, you’d apologize for the vile, evil words you wrote.

  • G
    November 27, 2020 at 2:23 pm

    This article is disgusting and whoever wrote it should be deeply ashamed. Karma will come for you. This article does a HUGE disservice to everyone struggling with grooming + abuse. The victim blaming was repulsive. She was a child, probably a traumatised child, trying to survive- and she was preyed on by this man. And now she’s dead.

    RIP to Jalajhia Finklea if only society protected indigenous girls + women instead of writing disgusting misogynist trash about them.

  • Jonas
    November 26, 2020 at 7:22 pm

    The only tribe she was a member of was the Ratchetus Dinduuvis

  • Mashpee
    November 25, 2020 at 5:30 pm

    It’s real sad you can post articles about a girl that was in immediate danger with non-accurate information posing as you know what was going on. I think you have to be a real miserable person to say the things you do about people without even knowing them or the real truth of the matter. You thought you had a story but it was just half-ass fuckery from your miserable ass soul. Karma is a true bitch. Maybe you should take this article down now that we found out the family wasn’t if fact lying. And you think they were trying to profit off her disappearance? Do you know how big her family is??! Split that money many many ways it’s no fucking gain. They were just trying to do what the police were failing to do when they told them she was in immediate danger and everyone doubted it. She was found dead. Have some fucking compassion. Looks like half your followers are a bunch of racist weirdos. I hope the family sues your ass!!

    • silly billy
      November 25, 2020 at 9:40 pm

      real sad found dead in FLA and the scumbag Louis killed 5 days earlier

    • Sgt Elias.
      November 25, 2020 at 10:16 pm

      It’s gonna be real sad when you die Aiden pussy fuck

    • Sgt Elias.
      November 26, 2020 at 11:28 am

      Suck start a shotgun if you have any pride left in you, you worm piece of shit, nasty Civilian bastard, rot in hell Aiden -Sgt Elias

  • She taste like chicken
    November 20, 2020 at 11:56 pm

    Rest in pieces, Jamhala Finkley.

  • Any updates?
    November 3, 2020 at 1:04 am

    Has Jennajingleheimerpickletickler Finkelstein been found yet?
    I read somewhere that she didn’t make it, all dissected an shit. She dodged the bullet regarding an abortion but she couldn’t outrun the dumpster, her destiny and her ultimate destination.

  • KYARA CASH BITCH
    October 31, 2020 at 12:32 am

    IF YALL KNEW ANYTHING!!!!
    you would fuckin know that LUIS made Instagram accounts and deleted them 3days after she went missing, WITH THESE SAME EXACT PHOTOS!! The photos ARE OLD. THESE MESSAGES ARE FROM JANUARY!!! As you can see if you put 2+2 together you would SEE that JALAJHIA was NOT entertaining this kid does she even look like the type that would?!! LOOK AT HER!! Then look at him.. she was FINESSING HIM FOR FREE SESSIONS AND MONEY! HELLLLOOOOO GET HIP TO WHAT PRETTY GIRLS HAVE BEEN BEST AT DOING SINCE THE BEGINNING OF TIME!
    JUST TO CLEAR THINGS UPPPPP
    JALAJHIA WAS A SINGERRR AND A RAPPER AND SHE WORKED WITH LUIS AND LUIS DAD BECAUSE HIS DAD WORKED WITH MONEYBAG YOS LAST ALBUM AND THEY WAS COOKIN SUMN UP IN THE STUDIOOOO YOU FOOLS!! kids run away, but Jalajhia has been on her own since she was SIXTEEN after that runaway incident she’s LIVED ON HER OWN. Why tf would she “run away” when she grown? when she was supposed to be ON BED REST FOR SURGERY THE NEXT DAY! GO MISSING ON HER BABY BROTHERS BIRTHDAY WITH NO CONTACT OR NOTHING!! AND ON HER BIRTHDAY?! ALSO THE GO FUND ME IS FOR A PRIVATE INVESTIGATOR BECAUSE THE POLICE HAVENT DONE ANYTHING AND COMPLETELY HAVE DISREGARDED THE SAVANNAH ACT! LOOK IT UP. IF The tribe
    AS YOU CAN SEE LADIES AND GENTLEMEN THE NUMBER YOU GET HERE WOULD BE FOURRRRRR 4

    • Dr Wu
      October 31, 2020 at 9:35 am

      Can someone please translate this for me?

    • Oh, stewardess! I speak jive.
      November 1, 2020 at 2:27 pm

      She’s been living as an adult for several years now and leveraging her looks to advance her career as a singer. This is the only reason why she was consorting with the man that is now trying to create the appearance that she is incommunicado of her own volition. People close to her know that this is unlikely but their concerns are not being taken seriously.

  • Douglas Tannenbaum
    October 30, 2020 at 9:29 pm

    How can one be missing from a place that she doesn’t belong in?

    Get out of OUR country you brown animals!!!

  • VP Spiro T Cheney
    October 30, 2020 at 2:08 pm

    Why is it hood rats always flash stacks of cash around? Are you looking to get robbed?

    The equivalent of a white person doing that would be them waving around their Fidelity 401k balance statement.

  • Orion
    October 30, 2020 at 11:58 am

    Kind of funny that so many people who usually bang the tribal drum about being black and blm, yadda yadda are half for even three-quarters WHITE! And they gain the benefits, both societal and physical, of being part white. I mean, the hottest black chicks/models/pornstars are all mixed blood. Very few are full black, because they’re not as attractive on balance. Probably also why the black male universe tends to openly favor white women as sexual conquests, and vice versa. Exotic fruit, and all that. And for the white women, it’s trendy and clout-worthy to fuck black guys.

  • Pow Wow the Indian Boy
    October 30, 2020 at 8:39 am

    She smokeum 37 year old peace pipe. Like pipe well used. Medicine man call him “Snake In Pants” Big happy ending cum soon. We need a modern day General Sherman to wipe these fuckers out.

  • Jerome
    October 30, 2020 at 4:54 am

    Turtle man could use his platform to do some dope shit , yet y’all be tripping on Black people’s shit . Thins ain’t yo business white boy. Why don’t you do some investigation work on why Crown Fried Chicken done gone up a dolla on all the meals ? . Ain’t no mention on the shit went down on park av the other night neither. Vote Kanye ‘

    • massa
      October 30, 2020 at 9:00 am

      I need my lawn raked, call me, boy. Make yourself 5 dollars

  • Update:
    October 30, 2020 at 3:59 am

    She’s dead.
    Found her battered body next to a dumpster in the enclosure down at the Vince Lombardi Service Area.
    Sorry, not the outcome that some hoped for.
    This is a great loss felt by all in the Wampanignog Tribe.

    • Captain Trips
      October 30, 2020 at 9:51 am

      That’s a shame. Didn’t have a chance with that lousy upbringing she had.

      • Julia Hambleton
        October 30, 2020 at 5:37 pm

        Where did you find this info?

        • It was on the internet
          October 31, 2020 at 3:49 am

          so you know it’s da troof!

  • ANGRY GIANT
    October 29, 2020 at 10:14 pm

    If, at birth, she was named Amy or Jane or even Maria, her outcome would have been so much better.

    • Chris
      October 31, 2020 at 4:04 pm

      If there’s one comment worth upvoting today

  • CrispyC
    October 29, 2020 at 10:02 pm

    Native Americans are some of the biggest ratchets out there. But they keep it all in house on the reservation so you don’t get to see much of it in the public eye.

  • Guinea Geisha
    October 29, 2020 at 8:10 pm

    Much like the tortoise… he got there before the hare.

    • The angry taint
      October 29, 2020 at 9:58 pm

      Correct me if I’m wrong, aren’t Indians naturally bare down there?

      • Guinea Geisha
        October 30, 2020 at 1:18 am

        Thanks to you Mr. Taint I just spent 30 minutes reading up on Indian pubes. I couldn’t get an entirely straight answer out of the Google Machine. But from what I gather… it depends on what variety of Indian they are. Like what region their tribe is from. Some have plenty of body hair, while others have very little. But none are completely hairless. I guess. But the only difference between public hair and pubic hair is pants.

  • White Man's Burden
    October 29, 2020 at 7:57 pm

    When will we collectively come to the conclusion that these “people” are incapable of coexisting in a civilized society???

  • Smoke um Peace Pipe
    October 29, 2020 at 7:49 pm

    Ug Kemosabe, we keep going, soon we have, one little, two little 3 little indians! First one name ” Broken Rubber” Second one “Section 8” Third one “Welfare check”

  • Yikes
    October 29, 2020 at 6:51 pm

    Their butts are sitting on the same toilet seat. buttholes mere inches away from the particles. Buttsweat mingling. Viva Puerto Rico!!

  • Neil Nightingale
    October 29, 2020 at 6:27 pm

    Wampanoag aka Cape Cod Nog.

  • WeRFucked
    October 29, 2020 at 6:26 pm

    Ummm… if she took a knife to rob him… maybe it was self defense and she’s dead. If she did try to rob him, and now she’s missing… I don’t see the problem. Score one for the good guy.

  • Blue Moon Detective Agency
    October 29, 2020 at 6:18 pm

    Yeah, I’m SURE that money will be going to pay James Rockford and his $200 a day, plus expenses.

  • AngryWhiteDad (Thy/Thoust)
    October 29, 2020 at 6:05 pm

    TLDR; “Troubled” kid from shitty home disappears with predator supplied by family that’s been grooming her for years. Family continues to display their disgusting behavior by financially benefiting from their failure to be even decent humans.

    This is exactly how youth end up being trafficked into sex worker/junkie cycle. Family is 100% to blame and should be investigated for their fraud gofundme.

  • Cheddah
    October 29, 2020 at 5:26 pm

    Luis Diamondz is fucked when he gets caught. This scandalous story is extremely embarrassing for the Wampanoag community and they’ll spend a ton of money on a good lawyer to send this lowlife pedo away for a very long time.

    • joe luke
      October 29, 2020 at 7:38 pm

      They won’t be spending a dime and nothing will happen to him.

  • Turtz McGurtz
    October 29, 2020 at 4:59 pm

    Good lord, it is easy to fool the Globe these days.

  • Spic Tormentor
    October 29, 2020 at 4:45 pm

    Looks like that beaner dropped a molten load of semen and adobo on that bitches face and left that scar next to her nose.

    Also, all spics are pedos

  • Bill Clinton
    October 29, 2020 at 4:21 pm

    Jalajhia has DSL.

    • Chris
      October 31, 2020 at 4:09 pm

      Slow internet is a crime

  • Bob Murchison
    October 29, 2020 at 3:58 pm

    She can drop a Sagamore Bridge Hotpocket on my chest anytime.

  • Chief Hi-how-are-ya
    October 29, 2020 at 3:49 pm

    She looks like she must come from the Monig tribe. MO NIG than anything else

  • Elegant Elliot Offen
    October 29, 2020 at 3:47 pm

    Did anyone think to check Elizabeth Warrens guest house?

    • Gangster Talk
      October 29, 2020 at 9:10 pm

      Thank god she didn’t run away with you. THE SENSUAL, SEDUCTIVE, SULTRY KING OF NEW YORK. ONCE THEY MEET EL ELEGANTE THEY DONT WANT ANYONE ELSE BABE, RIIIIIIIIIGHTTTT!?

  • Washashore
    October 29, 2020 at 3:41 pm

    Look at those lips. 100% pure Wamp/negroe, Same thing…

  • Elegant Elliot Offen
    October 29, 2020 at 3:41 pm

    A future full of calzones and anal. Riiighht?

  • Surly Sleepy Joe
    October 29, 2020 at 3:11 pm

    “I have no response. I know you’d ask it. I have no response, it’s another smear campaign, right up your alley, those are the questions you always ask.”

  • Liawatha
    October 29, 2020 at 3:08 pm

    Did any dick pics get deleted as well? Does anybody have the dick pics?

  • Mytwocents
    October 29, 2020 at 3:00 pm

    Sounds like Aunty’s pissed because the paycheck from massachusetts and the BIA, which her being in that house used to cha ching every month is going away. Good for her!! Best of luck to you, be happy and collect everything you are entitled to for yourself. I believe filing a false Police report is a crime.

  • Betty Ford
    October 29, 2020 at 2:51 pm

    Get the “D”?

    What’s the D stand for? Dominos? D’Angelos? Ooh, I’d love some D’Angelos right now, maybe one of those footlongs.

    • Liawatha
      October 29, 2020 at 3:13 pm

      That sounds scrumptious Betty, but I don’t think I can handle one that big!

  • Oliver Sutton
    October 29, 2020 at 2:46 pm

    New Bedford is like a 3rd world shithole right here in Massachusetts.

  • Osiris
    October 29, 2020 at 2:46 pm

    Miss Jai Alai is a fine-ass Native American ghetto-squaw.

  • Rvs
    October 29, 2020 at 2:41 pm

    I’ve been seeing the missing posters every 5 feet all over Onset. Thanks for clearing that up.

  • Beverly Farms
    October 29, 2020 at 2:38 pm

    Lots of Kneegrow/Indians/Islander ratchets in Beverly are there?

    • Wenham Strong!
      October 29, 2020 at 2:52 pm

      Damn straight, you’re making my point!

    • Deflateddoritodinks
      October 29, 2020 at 10:39 pm

      Beverly’s Lynn light.

      • Wenham Strong!
        October 30, 2020 at 8:30 am

        LOL!

  • Green Horn
    October 29, 2020 at 2:36 pm

    New Beige more better then Fall Rive.

  • Not New Bedford!
    October 29, 2020 at 2:18 pm

    I expect this sort of thing from Beverly, MA but not New Bedford!

    • Betty Ford
      October 29, 2020 at 3:42 pm

      Mira! Agua! Mira! Agua!

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