Last night on the live show we had Chef Ployardee on for ratchet redemption hour to explain why she’s selling toilet paper on Facebook, why her “fiance” assaulted her midget ex-boyfriend at Market Basket, why she has so many Google trophies, and how she can afford to make a living without being on food stamps if she’s unemployed. Not only did she grace us with her presence, but her man Leroy was there as well, and rest assured he had a perfectly good explanation for why he likes to go mid day midget-tipping.
Turns out that poor little guy is her ex-boyfriend and he got drunk and yelled racial slurs at Leroy. I for one am shocked that a guy charged with a crime is playing the “he called me the n word” card to excuse his behavior.
Chef Ployardee’s big contention was that we had the wrong Jill Martin from the courthouse records. She claims she’s never been charged with animal cruelty or any of the other things when you search for her name in the database, and says that she’s already brought this to the police and the FBI for a variety of very serious charges against Turtleboy. Except this post from 2014 suggests otherwise.
Holy Mary, mother of sentagraphs! Welcome to New Bedford – home of the missing periods. No way I’m reading all that or opining on why she chose to use an app that capitalizes every word. All I know is that sure sounds like an admittance that her plethora of pooches were not taken care of in her ratchet den, thus prompting animal control to liberate them from her.
Oh look, the charge was from August 19. The exact same date Jill Martin was charged with animal cruelty. Yup, we got the wrong person for sure.
I definitely had some other questions for her too, like, how do you go from banging a midget to Leroy? And is this the hardest 42 you’ve ever seen in your life?
She might be 42, but that’s like 112 in New Bedford years.
We answered all those questions and then previewed Bristol Blarney Part 5, because as ratchet as animal cruelty and selling hoarded items during a pandemic are, they pale in comparison to giving away two of your crotch fruits, neglecting the two remaining ones, and judging others while having an open DCF case.
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