Abandoned Pit Bulls Found In Boston Cemetery Get Revictimized By Being Named Ilhan, Alexandria, And Ayanna By Boston Animal Control


WHDHAnimal control officials in Boston are turning to the public for help tracking down the owner of three scared puppies that were found alone in a cemetery on Wednesday. The puppy sisters, which have since been named Ayanna, Alexandria, and IIhan, were found at the Forrest Hills Cemetery, according to Boston Animal Care and Control. They are described as pitbull mixes with tan and white fur.

Who’s the bigger asshole here? The lowlife who breeds pit bulls for his hood rat friends and dumps the unwanted ones at the local cemetery, or the people who find the dogs and then name them after the dumbest, most anti-semitic/racist lunatics in congress? I guess we can’t really be mad at the guy who dumped the dogs there right? Sounds like it’s just a bad case of “some people did something.” Hopefully when little puppy Ilhan grows up she won’t see any dogs named Israel at the dog park. Some dogs might do something if that happens.  Or if they’re fans of Ayanna Pressley, perhaps they believe that “we don’t need any more pit bull faces that don’t want to be a pit bull voice.” The dog named Alexandria really has no reason to exist anymore, since the world’s gonna end in 12 years anyway.

What a joke. I’m glad that they’re alive, but I pretty much hate everyone involved in this story.


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63 Comment(s)
  • Dis is racist!!
    July 27, 2019 at 6:33 pm

    • Gracious Host
      July 27, 2019 at 9:03 pm

      Love it. Bait illegals over the open border then piss and moan when there’s more future democrats than the processing facilities can handle. Of course coming from the only city with a murder rate that tracks ahead of Chicago and Detroit there probably isn’t anything that could make him or his constituents feel less safe so fuck the rest of us.

      • Massholio
        July 28, 2019 at 9:34 pm

        We didn’t go out and capture these garbage welfare seekers. They VOLUNTEERED to go into these facilities happily clicking their heels as they skipped in knowing they will skip their hearings , get fake ids, and get the full Tsarnaev of bennies. They’re not even fucking Americans so why do we care if they come in and flop in a pile of shit. I don’t care. Why does shithead care when his district is Bodymore, Murderland.

      • Aonaöe
        August 2, 2019 at 10:45 pm

        American agribusiness and food prouction as well as service industries court hispanic workers in particular with help wanted ads written in Español, so I’d say bait is a valid enough term here. Plenty of Americans on both sides of the Mexican/US border actually profit from immigration, especially illegal immigration. Future democrats? Idk. If they’ve already gotten their fake SS# they’d probably want fewer taxes.

    • Y
      July 27, 2019 at 11:12 pm

      This guy governs the worst city (Baltimore) in America. Drug infested, poverty, etc.. He’s been there decades. Yet, suddenly it’s Trump’s fault?
      This guy is a millionaire; his constituents are beyond poor.
      Wake the f_ck up people.
      Every major sh_thole city is under Dem control.
      Walk away!

    • Perspective
      July 28, 2019 at 10:50 am

      When your city is repeatedly chosen for a fictional series about crime in order to create a realistic setting then you might want to stay under the radar during discussions about criminal acts such as drug smuggling and human trafficking.

  • fuck you
    July 27, 2019 at 11:22 am

    Oy vey…

  • Dr. Spaceman
    July 27, 2019 at 9:49 am

    Science has shown that their violet and unpredictable behavior is due to excessive inbreeding increasing the prevalence of “the warrior gene.”

  • Liveleak is the Chinese food network
    July 27, 2019 at 8:43 am

    Somewhere in Chinatown there’s a boiling pot of oil waiting for more strays.

  • Nadia Yenraek
    Nadia Yenraek
    July 27, 2019 at 8:17 am

    Give them to the police to use for target practice.

  • bill fleming
    July 27, 2019 at 7:23 am

    If the folks at Animal Control are white males they will be fired for being racist for naming the dogs after three bow wows.

  • Stunt Penis
    July 27, 2019 at 6:19 am

    All 3 should be euthanized.

    Pit bulls are a scourge.

    • Mike Litoris
      July 28, 2019 at 8:18 pm

      And the 3 rabid dogs in congress too. They are way more dangerous.

  • InsertScreenNameHere
    How did TB miss this one?
    July 27, 2019 at 12:10 am

    They named 3 ratchet little bitches after 3 ratchet bitches. It’s accurate, so what’s the problem?

  • Mayor Pete Buttfuck
    July 26, 2019 at 11:24 pm

    I want to adopt these 3 cuties and engage in a little ritualistic alleged richard gere gerbil action with them.

  • That Girl Was Me
    July 26, 2019 at 10:41 pm

    will they throw a single mother into the mix as a kicker?

    ill make sure ayanna has some nice horse hair weaves to be trained on.

  • Smh
    July 26, 2019 at 9:49 pm

    Oh and it clearly says “ellen” on the flyer. Not ihlan. Learn to read.

    • Turtle Rider
      July 27, 2019 at 9:14 am

      Spreading fake news is more fun though.

  • Smh
    July 26, 2019 at 9:48 pm

    Oh get over it. They’re just names that can be changed. The point is they were found, saved, and hopefully will wind up with their forever homes.

  • SMH
    Gives Pit Bulls a bad reputation
    July 26, 2019 at 7:18 pm

    Will get euthanized because nobody wants them!

  • Ray Torical
    July 26, 2019 at 7:09 pm

    It is perfectly Apt. There are no better names for these dogs. They are lost and beholden to those who find them. Just as the liberal idiots are beholden to their politicians. Perfect analogy

  • Best Qualified Candidate
    July 26, 2019 at 7:04 pm

    Shows who gets hired in Boston
    Affirmative action and quotas is really paying off Marty
    Go have a drink and stop destroying Boston.

  • Linda
    July 26, 2019 at 6:38 pm

    Well they properly named them since those 3 persons are dogs.

  • Hate Dindus
    July 26, 2019 at 6:35 pm

    Can’t decide who I hate more: blacks, spics, towelheads or women. All worthless.

    • Spic Tormentor
      July 27, 2019 at 8:26 am

      Amen brother


      • White Bread Stomper
        July 27, 2019 at 10:45 am

        Your a piece of shit. Hiding behind a phone. Have the balls to say it in any Puerto Rican’s face you coward. Talking shit behind a phone…. lmmfbo what a pussy…. I’m sure you a white bread chicken shit huckleberry fin pussy mfkr…. that doesn’t have the BALLS to repeat it in a Hispanics/Latinos face because you a pussy/cunt….

        • Zum People
          July 27, 2019 at 12:06 pm


        • Build That Wall PRONTO
          July 27, 2019 at 1:43 pm

          (You are or you’re not your)
          I wont get into incomplete sentences and the many other grammar mistales that a third world, illiterate and useless piece of shit wrote. I know third world animals destroy things.

        • Spic Tormentor
          July 29, 2019 at 11:05 am

          I will say it to any spics face. Let me know where you’re mowing lawns today and I will show up and call you a bitch.

  • Massholio
    July 26, 2019 at 6:25 pm

    Ratchet names for ratchet dogs.

  • My Wacky Wife
    July 26, 2019 at 6:13 pm

    My wife bought a hijab so she could wear it for a day to see how Muslim women are treated. She got punched in the face, spit on and had some rocks thrown at her and that’s before she even left the house!

    • Mohammed
      July 26, 2019 at 6:17 pm

      Bitch is into self mutilization.
      Praise Allah

  • Congresswomen Omar
    July 26, 2019 at 4:42 pm

    I was breeding them to profile and attack white men. As I said the other day we need to profile and eradicate white men.
    I gotta go my brother I mean my husband beats me if I am on the phone.

  • Christopher Lettiere
    July 26, 2019 at 4:27 pm

    Ilhan is going down real soon:

    • Jeff J
      Just Sayin
      July 26, 2019 at 4:36 pm

      Y……your link isn’t clickable.

      • Christopher Lettiere
        July 26, 2019 at 4:48 pm

        My comment is awaiting moderation.
        Just insert h h t p s : / / (truncate that) into the beginning of the link.
        Apparently, you can’t use/include h h t p s : / /.
        Or, copy/paste the link into Chrome browser.

        • Big Wick
          July 27, 2019 at 9:37 am

          Sigh. Sometimes you just have to hand-hold through the whole wretched process. The FIRST thing I did, as I saw it was a web address, was copy/paste.
          Thanks for the link. Not sure if I should be scared, happy, or getting out my tin-foil hat. Did Rep. Omar ever publicly comment on the horrendous NZ mosque shooting? If so, I would love to have tossed back to her, “What’s the problem? So somebody did something.”
          The Squad must go.

    • Zum People
      July 26, 2019 at 4:52 pm

      At least she wasn’t having sex out of wedlock. There’s a lot of kids without fathers in her district.

      • Praise Allah
        July 26, 2019 at 6:23 pm

        Sex with her btother is so much better.

        • Deflateddoritodinks
          July 26, 2019 at 6:27 pm

          Yeah but the kids got the baby arms , cleft palate, and extra toes.

          • Wacky Violent Sexually Dsyfunctional Death Cult
            July 26, 2019 at 7:09 pm

            Thats a thriving muslim child. Dont forget its not homosexual sex to ride camel jockey boys until age 18. After 18 you will get stoned for being a homo.

        • Zum People
          July 27, 2019 at 9:04 am

          Oh yeah? How is it?

          • Camel Jockey Zum
            July 27, 2019 at 10:09 am

            I am not you so I wouldnt know

          • Zum People
            July 27, 2019 at 10:53 am

            “I know you are but what am I” is basically your response and that witty comeback was upvoted. I know that you’re better than this. Let’s see it.

          • Camel is Fishing
            July 27, 2019 at 1:38 pm

            Your fishing comment was even better. You will never see it because I am mot a camel jockey like you.

    • Draco
      July 27, 2019 at 12:27 am

      She’s a fetching traitor, and should be dealt with as such!

  • Wwy
    July 26, 2019 at 4:26 pm

    TB thinks only kikes are semites, chesna murdered many semites in Iraq but TB thinks he was a good guy. Thank God your not a teacher,Americans are dumb enough.

    • Karma Korn
      July 26, 2019 at 6:31 pm

      Somebody is going to punch you in the face some day and everyone is going to be happy. You’re a giant piece of shit

    • FOAD
      July 27, 2019 at 9:25 am


      Fuck off and die.

      Gotta get ’em in before Conrad’s Law comes to fruition… as if Wwy would even attempt to prosecute. I’d welcome that, then his identity would be known for the shitstain on the underpants of society that he is.

      • Wwy
        July 27, 2019 at 3:39 pm

        The truth hurts you little bitches I love it, get over yourselves chesna killed semites and now he’s dead TB hates anti-semites. The shoe fits so fuck you jewish oven dwellers. Lol Conrad’s law you sound like a rainbow flag waver.

  • Good Save?
    July 26, 2019 at 4:13 pm

    6% of the doggie population and over 70% of fatal attacks on humans…

    • Animals Are Animals
      July 26, 2019 at 5:37 pm

      Do they hsve black blood. Their statistics are closely correlated to black crime stats.

  • Dirka Dirka
    July 26, 2019 at 4:06 pm

    says ellen on the flyer.

    • Concerned Canadian
      July 26, 2019 at 8:03 pm

      The writer reverse anglicized it.
      It’s makes for better hater comments; the more closely associated the dog-named-after-congresspeople to actual names the better.

  • Class of '95
    July 26, 2019 at 3:48 pm

    Pitbulls need to go the way of phillie blunt tshirts, red dog beer , and jenko jeans. It’s not the 90’s let that fad go already.

    • bigdaddy
      July 26, 2019 at 4:08 pm

      and mullets No need for that shit anymore

    • Plant the seed spreads the disease
      July 26, 2019 at 7:52 pm

      The people that strive to own them need to go first. And with the way they reproduce and infect the surrounding area that is never going to happen.

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    July 26, 2019 at 3:44 pm

    I would have named them Lenin, Marx and Mao.

  • Turtz McGurtz
    July 26, 2019 at 3:27 pm

    I guess that settles it. Rashida is the weak link.

  • Julie the Jarhead
    July 26, 2019 at 3:24 pm

    I’d rename them Glock, Smith, and Wesson.

    • Just Say Julie
      July 26, 2019 at 6:37 pm

      You really need a job. The rest of us do it and you can too Julie
      How does a female Marine turn into a giant liberal snowflake?

      • Julie the Jarhead
        July 27, 2019 at 6:37 am

        What’s this “job” thing y’all keep talking about?

        • Meffa
          July 28, 2019 at 12:15 am

          Don’t play dumb

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