Two weeks ago I published a blog about the Framingham mother whose 15 year old crotch fruit was arrested for torching a cop car.

Alina Vassiliadis was arrested 6 years ago when her crotch fruit was 9 for beating him with a shoe “because he was stubborn.” Since her son was bailed out of jail by the bail fund that all the cool kids donated to he’s back home making Tik Toks with Mom.

That kid will spend the vast majority of his abbreviated life as an adult in jail. Nothing has ever been more guaranteed than that.

Since then Alina’s been making up fake Facebook names and commenting on every post and every live show episode. Finally over the weekend she agreed to come on the live show with Bret and Gupta Patel, and we got a window into her madness at the 52:50 mark. She of course had no idea where her son was, and when asked what she does for work she responded with, “I suck dick.”

We also did an interview with Nancy Noxzema, the bathshit crazy chick from Enfield who delivered spoiled chicken soup to my house during the week, right before speaking with Alina. Never miss an episode of the live show by subscribing to our YouTube channel by clicking here. Or, if you’re a podcast person then click here to subscribe on iTunes, and click here to subscribe to the SoundCloud channel. If you’re really feeling generous leave a 5 star review with a comment, because you can’t get content like this anywhere else.

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