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Abusive Framingham Shoe Mother Of Boston Cop Car Burning Crotch Fruit Is Making Tik Toks With Her Criminal Son And Is Much Crazier Than We Imagined


Two weeks ago I published a blog about the Framingham mother whose 15 year old crotch fruit was arrested for torching a cop car.

Alina Vassiliadis was arrested 6 years ago when her crotch fruit was 9 for beating him with a shoe “because he was stubborn.” Since her son was bailed out of jail by the bail fund that all the cool kids donated to he’s back home making Tik Toks with Mom.

That kid will spend the vast majority of his abbreviated life as an adult in jail. Nothing has ever been more guaranteed than that.

Since then Alina’s been making up fake Facebook names and commenting on every post and every live show episode. Finally over the weekend she agreed to come on the live show with Bret and Gupta Patel, and we got a window into her madness at the 52:50 mark. She of course had no idea where her son was, and when asked what she does for work she responded with, “I suck dick.”

We also did an interview with Nancy Noxzema, the bathshit crazy chick from Enfield who delivered spoiled chicken soup to my house during the week, right before speaking with Alina. Never miss an episode of the live show by subscribing to our YouTube channel by clicking hereOr, if you’re a podcast person then click here to subscribe on iTunes, and click here to subscribe to the SoundCloud channel. If you’re really feeling generous leave a 5 star review with a comment, because you can’t get content like this anywhere else.



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12 Comment(s)
  • Said Nobody
    June 29, 2020 at 3:29 pm

    Ain’t diversity great

  • Ram Jam
    June 29, 2020 at 1:47 pm

    Gupta has potential. But as usual he couldn’t get two words out off his mouth w/o UTB talking over him. Shut the fuck up and let him speak.

  • JoeMomma
    June 29, 2020 at 12:34 pm

    She’s going to have to suck a lot of dick to pay for the police cruiser.

  • Framingham House of Pizza
    June 29, 2020 at 11:46 am

    Feta cheesehog

  • The Spic Tormentor
    Spic Tormentor
    June 29, 2020 at 11:02 am

    Spics are also big on incest as shown by that tik toc video.

    Primitive creatures

  • greg skinner-goldblatt
    June 29, 2020 at 10:35 am

    Dana sucks eric’s cock while the kiddie porn faggot films it

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    June 29, 2020 at 10:10 am

    Jobless, nuts, and the old man wisely got the hell out of there, example #34,874 of why you don’t stick your dick in crazy

  • bigdaddy
    Bill Clinton
    June 29, 2020 at 10:06 am

    How much does she charge for sucking dick I am asking for a friend

  • Y
    June 29, 2020 at 10:03 am

  • Ratchet Rex
    June 29, 2020 at 10:02 am

    Hands down one of the best show of crazies in a hot minute LMFAO

  • Ed Markeys Ice Cream Truck Driver
    June 29, 2020 at 9:59 am

    Abusive dumb lazy parents make criminal children. FACT TIK TOK THAT HO

  • Boston Irish
    No choice
    June 29, 2020 at 9:57 am

    Can I get her number?

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