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Editor’s Note: Uncle Turtleboy was invited to be on Howie Carr’s show today. We’ll be on air around 6:30. See ya then.
Here’s an interesting tidbit that just came to our attention about the Massachusetts State Police K-9 unit. Note the part we bolded:
The State Police K-9 unit deploys approximately 41 highly trained canines to agencies throughout New England for search and rescue, criminal apprehension, narcotics detection, crowd control, missing persons searches, cadaver recovery searches, site security, arson detection, explosive detection, and other missions. Depending on specific mission requirements, members of the canine unit would work in support of, or in conjunction with, other specialized units including the Air Wing, STOP team, Marine Unit, Dive Team, and the SERT team. Their services are available upon request, without cost to the requesting agency. The State Police uses dogs such as Labrador Retrievers, German Shepherds, Dutch Shepherds, and Belgian Malinoises. In order to become a K-9 officer, one must be on the force for at least 5 years. Troopers also get a Massachusetts State Police K-9 cruiser.
Yup. You have to be a state trooper for five years in order to get on the K-9 unit. Just a reminder that pot dealing money launderer Leigha Genduso got on in five minutes. She went through the Academy in 2014, immediately got a gig on the K-9 unit, and was stationed close to home in the Andover barracks. Because being besties with former Colonel Marian McGovern and the Lt. Governor, while banging a Lt. Colonel, means that rules do not apply to you.
Not only did they apparently wave the background search for this chick, they also waved all the rules that applied to normal state troopers. She got plate readers that no one else got, and she got the dream job she wanted on the force – dog lady.
But it’s all fixed now that her ex-boyfriend Daniel Risteen resigned, right? Nothing to see here. Just ignore the two major scandals we’ve exposed in the last three months. It was only those four people who were involved. No one else. We all know Leigha’s good friend Lt. Governor Karyn Polito isn’t gonna ask too many questions, and Charlie Baker already told us that his good buddy Dan Bennett didn’t know anything about any of this!! So we called up Governor Baker’s office today to see if we could get a quote from him or Mrs. Polito. Naturally no one answered because……government….so we left a message:
Oh, and both of these scandals are now on Wikipedia as well, with Turtleboy Sports cited as a source:
The question is, when will Turtleboy finally get a Wikipedia page? I think we’ve reached that status.
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Imagine if this whoa pulled you over for a minor violation.
Oh the temerity
LOL you have to make your own Wiki page
Back when she used to dance I’d place a creased $20 across the bridge of my nose while sitting stageside and have her pick it up with her buttcheeks.
She don’t dance now she makes money move.
She a boss you a bitch she makes money move
What kind of name is Leigha for an Italian broad? Serious question.
I wonder if Stephan Quist shows up on the state’s census or as a registered voter in Massachusetts. LOL – Stephan didn’t have time to wait on hold. He is too busy writing for TBS and doing podcasts and radio shows. In fact, I think Stephan IS Turtleboy’s employee of the month. LOL
The name is LAY-AHHHHHH . So get it right Douche.
Also, she was the only women applicant with experience polishing brass balls.
That one skill set alone made her jump the line ahead of vets with no criminal past.
As they say It is all who you know and who you blow that gets you aHEAD in life.
Environmental police department your chief is dirty and should be exposed next. He real chummy with lot of people in the hack arena. James James not nice to do mischievous things not upholding law. Tsk tsk tsk James.
You will be Turtleboy famous if your secrets come out ✍
Keep reaching at your Feiend of Karyn claim, I just checked the ocpf site, her “friend” has made 2 donation in 10 years… neither went to Karyn. You’re reporting FAKE NEWS based off of 2 pictures, so much for credible stories… gook luck on howie Carr.
You must be on hack polito payroll or close friend. She hack and so is u
Good interview turtle boy. Keep up the great work!
Woo hoo!!!! CONGRATULATIONS!!!! Just heard you on Howie Carr. You were great!!!!!!!!!!
Let’s be honest, who doesn’t want to be paid $150k a year to fly up and down the Highway with your dog in the backseat in a free decked out Ford Explorer?
When the biggest downside is you have to appear at the occasional exclusive Harbor side cheese and wine sampler?
I watch the news in the morning and the local police do all the work and then the reporter says “The State Police are Investigating!”. Well with drug dealers on the payroll what are they looking for, Drugs they can return to their ex boyfriends?
Genduso goes right to the front of the line with no wait because of who she knows and whom she’s sleeping with. And everyone involved just looked the other way. What a bunch of hypocritical clowns in the MSP.
Jealous much bro? Have fun mixing paint at home Depot and drinking away your misery.
I hope your Howie Carr interview is over the phone and not in person. You’ve pissed off enough of people, that I wouldn’t put it past them in trying to find you.
Even then.
Buy a Tracfone. But, don’t buy it yourself. Give some bum $20-$40 dollars to buy it for you. Make sure you aren’t near an security cameras outside.
Stores like Walmart have cameras in and out. Given the resources of the system, they might be able to find out the phone # that was used for the interview. There’s a database somewhere that cross-references a phone, with where it was bought and when. That’s to keep people from ripping phones off and using them. the phones get “activated” at purchase. Walmart security cameras could cough up a picture of the buyer. This from Kevin Mitnick – “The Art of Invisibility”
TBS has done anything wrong. These people don’t care. They could make your life really miserable because “They can, because cops”.
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Nose; Yeah I am a little jealous. Don’t like corruption in public servants sworn to protect and serve [themselves]. I’m in cancer research. Good guess though, and seems others agree with you too.
I don’t agree with him. Only a simpleton would insult someone according to the work they do. Bet you he’s a cop. Typical douche attitude.
Yes, this pot head trooper fucked up her career , and life for that matter . Time to move onto new news ****. Who fucking give a rats ass what she fucking did . What’s done is already done .
I’m sure an ex drug dealer with probably half a million hidden in cash goes out of her way to be with this guy?
Look at the picture again.
She’s not wearing a flourescent green life jacket for nothing while everyone else is dressed normal.
She’s screaming if I expose Lurch he might put his gun in my mouth and pull the trigger, HELP!
Just do the math. She’s a smoking little drug dealing rat who cut a deal with the AG to go undercover just to avoid jail time.
Do you think she would fuck Lurch from the Addams family if she had a choice?
No surprise, especially if one knows the state. It’s always worse than one thinks.
I suggest you stop looking into this matter. Let’s just say agent “Stinky Fingers” may or may not be in deep undercover for outside agencies to investigate the State Police’s abuse of driving right up your ass on the highway for no reason at all or flying by you at 100 MPH and practically sucking the paint off your door without any flashing lights and scaring the fuck out of you your kids.
Ha! You’re totally right. Total dicks for no reason.
I was driving on 495 S years ago. I was in the passing lane and a cruiser came up behind me at breakneck speeds and practically hit me. I had nowhere to go bc the lane to my right was blocked and there was someone in front of me. He was so close to my bumper that I just tapped the brakes and he nailed me. The look on his face was priceless. I sued and won. Fuck them.
A good friend of ours was a police officer for 10 years, and it took him three years of continuing applying to become a k9 officer. It’s a hard program to get into, unless, you know who to blow apparently.
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She may have blown her chances of being re-instated.