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Here’s an interesting tidbit that just came to our attention about the Massachusetts State Police K-9 unit. Note the part we bolded:
The State Police K-9 unit deploys approximately 41 highly trained canines to agencies throughout New England for search and rescue, criminal apprehension, narcotics detection, crowd control, missing persons searches, cadaver recovery searches, site security, arson
detection, explosive detection, and other missions. Depending on specific mission requirements, members of the canine unit would work in support of, or in conjunction with, other specialized units including the Air Wing, STOP team, Marine Unit, Dive Team, and the SERT team. Their services are available upon request, without cost to the requesting agency. The State Police uses dogs such as Labrador Retrievers, German Shepherds, Dutch Shepherds, and Belgian Malinoises. In order to become a K-9 officer, one must be on the force for at least 5 years. Troopers also get a Massachusetts State Police K-9 cruiser.
Yup. You have to be a state trooper for five years in order to get on the K-9 unit. Just a reminder that pot dealing money launderer Leigha Genduso got on in five minutes. She went through the Academy in 2014, immediately got a gig on the K-9 unit, and was stationed close to home in the Andover barracks. Because being besties with former Colonel Marian McGovern and the Lt. Governor, while banging a Lt. Colonel, means that rules do not apply to you.
Not only did they apparently wave the background search for this chick, they also waved all the rules that applied to normal state troopers. She got plate readers that no one else got, and she got the dream job she wanted on the force – dog lady.
But it’s all fixed now that her ex-boyfriend Daniel Risteen resigned, right? Nothing to see here. Just ignore the two major scandals we’ve exposed in the last three months. It was only those four people who were involved. No one else. We all know Leigha’s good friend Lt. Governor Karyn Polito isn’t gonna ask too many questions, and Charlie Baker already told us that his good buddy Dan Bennett didn’t know anything about any of this!! So we called up Governor Baker’s office today to see if we could get a quote from him or Mrs. Polito. Naturally no one answered because……government….so we left a message:
Oh, and both of these scandals are now on Wikipedia as well, with Turtleboy Sports cited as a source:
The question is, when will Turtleboy finally get a Wikipedia page? I think we’ve reached that status.