Well, fam, it’s been real, but I think today is the day that we’re finally going down, because Revere’s most obscure failed mid-thirties rapper has brilliantly deduced the scheme going on here at Turtleboy, and the gig is up. Check it out:
What a completely sane genius. Yep, you caught us, Colombo. We’re working for both the “far left” and the “far right” with the sole purpose of discrediting Billy fuckin’ Baggz by portraying him as a mentally unhinged crackhead with teeth that are currently experiencing a separation, presumably on their way to a divorce. Because it’s not like he does that all by himself or anything.
It’s clearly our fault that he presents like a paranoia-riddle preteen neck-deep in a big ol’ pile of meth trapped in the body of an unwashed and aging absentee father. You caught us there.
But it gets worse, you guys. Turns out Scruff McMeth the super sleuth has also uncovered Turtleboy’s most nefarious secret yet – our ties to the mob.
And now that we’ve been outed, we’re about to face our most formidable adversary yet – the Racketeer Influenced and Corrupt Organizations (RICO) Act – a United States federal law that provides for extended criminal penalties and civil cause of action for acts performed as part of an ongoing criminal organization. Today, the third of December, to be exact. Because Billy said so. He cracked the case, all right. We’re somehow inexplicably funded simultaneously by Super Pacs, government officials, and the mob with no discernible benefit to any parties involved – and yet Uncle Turtleboy is drowning under the burden of 6 separate frivolous lawsuits, and I’ve put down nearly $1,400 on a YouTube show that’s still at a 91% loss. Seems legit.
I’m not complaining, I’m just saying….if any Super Pacs want to chip in on my expensive little hobby, hit me up. We’ll take down Billy Baggz and Danielle Bognanno together, because it’s not like they have that covered entirely on their own by doing things like “Photoshopping” photos of themselves together at the Encore casino breaking her no trespass order and sending it to us.
Take it from Billy, he knows what he’s doing. Obviously.
And his credibility is bar-none. He also says Hot Tow Truck girl is a wonderful mother, so it must be true.
What a “myth”.
It’s not like she’s all but completely abandoned her kid to “find herself”, which apparently means bumming around with an unemployed ballsack who caught drug DUI charges less than sixth months ago, driving him and his equally productive buddies around while they film themselves doing stupid shit like this.
Actual lyrics: “Got no kids, got no kids, got no kids, boy”. There, I fixed it for you, Billy. And also, apparently good mothers spend their time holed up in dilapidated trap house sheds with greasy-looking junk boxes learning important life skills, like…. scratching on a record like you’re some sort of bootleg Flava Flav.
Great use of your time as a parent, chickie. You could be working on pursuing a career, addressing whatever issues prompt you to make such terrible life decisions, learning how to budget and pay bills, addressing any substance abuse issues. But no, this seems like a wonderful and productive path to wander down instead. So maternal. I’m sure her kid is benefiting from all this tremendously, and never goes to sleep at night wondering where the fuck his mother is and what he did wrong to deserve this level of abandonment. I’m green with envy here, clearly. Again, just ask Billy.
The best part of this is Billy’s measure of success. He honestly believes he is worthy of bitter jealousy because he is now featured as a “client” of some marketing agency no one has ever hear of, that actually included his features on Turtleboy as some sort of selling point.
Along with a “celebrity” polo player (the most popular sport in America, duh):
This blonde chick:
And these completely unrecognizable brands.
Holy Mark Mcgwire, Batman! Billy’s made the big leagues! I’d highly suggest you dump the no-names who have no clue what they’re doing, because presumably you’re paying them, and if your idea of the “limelight” involves sharing it with people like this:
You’re not doing it right. Besides, Billy, why pay someone to do less for you than what we do for free? The only attention you ever get is when we bother to look over your way for a moment, and I don’t mind doing it for nothing – you amuse me. Without us, all you do is post dumb shit on social media all day long that legitimately gets less engagement and views than this picture of my dog e-begging for turkey necks on Thanksgiving.
I’d suggest you and Tow Truck girl get a dog to get a little engagement once in a while, but…I like dogs. So don’t do that, please. They’re living creatures. But then again, what do I know? I’m just some mob lackey taking money from Super Pacs, laughing at Billy Baggz’s antics until later on today, when they inevitably arrest me for organized crime, and throw me straight in the hole.
It’s been real, guys. I love you all. Please send money for phone calls and ramen noodles, and pray that they save a cell next to mine for Danielle!
65 Comment(s)
Is it bad that I wanna Fuk #httg? Idc if she got dieses. I just wana lay a big load in her mouth.
Bristol!!! Jake looks like my Gypsy!!! Go get him sister! Love ya!!! ✌️
Bro I usually enjoy your content but why are we still talking about this guy you’re just giving him promotion he enjoys this and it’s no longer funny let’s move on to something else ironically billy is right you’re playing yourself writing another article about him I mean what more can you say About the guy before becomes repetitive and the same goes for the girl from the encore it’s just repetitive nonsense i’m not impressed weak material
You know he’s got a point they enjoy this attention they’re just using it to get more exposure you’re actually helping them negative attention is still attention i’m sick of hearing about these clowns there’s got to be something more entertaining in Massachusetts than Billy bags and the encore chick just saying
It’s a shame that you pray on vulnerable drug attic’s Women in mostly minorities It’s going to be a sad sad day when somebody commits suicide due to one of your articles or better yet when somebody gets hurt due to one of these articles you release people’s personal information and basically encourage people to harass them and when somebody goes to far and hurt somebody and they get killed you’re going to be responsible for it here that aid in Kearny It’s going to be a sad sad day when somebody commit suicide due to one of your articles or better yet when somebody gets hurt due to one of these articles you release peoples personal information and basically encourage people to harass them and when somebody goes to far and hurt somebody and they get killed you’re going to be responsible before you hear that aidS N Kearny and that fat fuck beach whale Bristol LMAO she’s so miserable with her life that she has to resort to making her life feel better by making other people feel bad about themselves you didn’t get enough dick in high school except for the black guys so this is how you get your rocks off fat bitch
Hope you get raped with the genoral wart dick down ur throat who’re
Jesus. Fucking. Christ.
Your post is pure cancer, you fucking piece of shit, ratchet motherfucker. Next time you feel like you want to go on a rant, please don’t, because if that’s your finest attempt at English, it isn’t good enough.
I fucking HATE Ratchetspeak with a passion!
Please indulge in some Glock mouthwash, will you?
Ratchets never learned about the “.” (period) key on the computer. They all write in Sentagraphs.
“ It’s going to be a sad sad day when somebody commit suicide due to one of your articles or better yet when somebody gets hurt due to one of these articles you release peoples personal information and basically encourage people to harass them and when somebody goes to far and hurt somebody“
How many more times you want to copy and paste the same shit? Shut up and get a life. You don’t like turtleboy don’t read it. You will not be missed. Maybe go advocate for all the attics of the world.
We suggest using the highest R-valued insulation you can for your attics.
I’m just wondering what dude n horse are looking over at.
Tow truck’s got class
I wish she’d eat glass
Half of Massachusetts
has fucked her in the ass
I raw dogged her pussy
’till I got off
2 days later
my dick fell off
I don’t go to school
I don’t have a job
But I got H
so tow truck gives a slob
I’m covered in tats
I never ever shave
I’m one dose away
from falling in a grave
This vid is famous
I’ll go down in history
Where my fucking brain went
is a mystery
First off I’m not a huge fan of Turtleboy articles I’ve caught a few due to some friends from high school sharing coincidentally
its The friends that are mostly uneducated And they enjoy this type of material because it makes them feel better about their shitty life to see someone else struggle and they enjoy this type of material because it makes them feel better about their shitty life to see someone else struggle its tasteless and they mostly go after women and minorities and bully them for their own benefit…its in the same category as a Jerry springer Steve Wilkos show it’s nothing but a bunch of drug attics Young parents or just young adults that make stupid mistakes a lot of people make mistakes but the guy is going to regret it one day when somebody commit suicide or even worse somebody gets hurt due to Rosman because he post peoples addresses and phone numbers and personal information I get the whole free-speech thing but it comes to a point where you need to draw the line because if somebody gets hurt due to your article you’re going to be held responsible and the blood will be on your hands like I said earlier in this comment I’ve noticed the more recent articles as I’ve just found this site and I’ll take this article for example this Billy bags guy it seems to me like you’re very intrigued because you keep writing about the same individual and it’s funny because you must really like the guy you’re giving him an off a lot of promotion and to be honest I think this is the most pathetic you’ve looked from what I’ve checked out so far through your past and present articles it’s almost like you’re reaching you’re trying a little too hard with this one I almost feel sorry for you or your bills not being paid or something are you having a little trouble with money that you’re taking up old material and trying to make something new out of it it’s not very entertaining to watch the same videos that you posted on an old article and then repost them and re-tell us the story stop reaching also ….I know u let the family down by not getting into the right college and and you spent years since then trying to somehow make up for that in her eyes your mother proud of a man that makes personal gain off other peoples misery you’re just a bully and One day it’s going to come back full circle and you’re either going to get your ass kicked or someone’s going to get hurt and it’s going to be on you in the whole world can laugh at you one day and I pray that I’m still alive when it happens
The word is addict. Not the attic of a home. Second you need to figure out the right way to copy and paste. If you are going to “try” to put others down, make sure your shit actually makes sense. You are repeating the same sentences. And you are talking about uneducated people.
I find it comical that you’re trying to correct my grammar first of all I’m speaking into a microphone I would never try to put any of my time or effort into writing correctly for any of you lames
Second Who did I put down I jus speaking facts partner
Are you post-menopausal? I didnt see a single period.
Ratchets never learned about the “.” (period) key on the computer. They all write in Sentagraphs.
The cops should stop in there and check the serial numbers on the equipment.
If you have to be shown how to scratch on a turntable you need to call it a day
What are those letters on camel tow’s fingers? I think it spells out ‘Five Dolla’
Must be her price
“Supports the far left and the far right”
What a dipshit.
TB is a Jew loving RINO.
If you are over 30 and still trying to become a rapper just give up on life.
Mr.Baggz looks like he is in his 50s and Herpes tow truck girl has Never looked worse, dirty hair, bad skin, filthy clothes and did anyone catch a look at her eyes? She’s zooming.
She needs to wake up, look in the mirror while she’s still Sober and than look at a picture of her child if she has one, next in the Harsh light of day look at who she’s with.
Now Go Danielle and get HELP don’t think about the past or anything else just go to the nearest Rehabilitation facility and stay there until you can get into a sober living house Far, Far away from here.
Don’t come back to your old stomping grounds and old people that only use You, relocate, get a job, take classes and learn something.
Don’t worry about getting your child back, worry about getting Your soul back.
After 2 years of working a Real Job, supporting Yourself and being Sober then and Only then you can work on slowly reintegrating your child back into your life.
Don’t wait do it Today!
If you have any doubt just Look at the people around You…. If you want to look like baggz in a year and keep feeling like You deserve to be treated like a walking sperm receptacle, never feel proud of Any thing, Never have Your child back and one day soon end up dead with your legacy being a drugged out, common whore that’s only Turtleboy Famous for being passed around from one losser to another than do nothing.
I Hope you go to rehab!
And the next time You’re on Turtleboy it’s a puff piece about how well you have done changing your life and becoming an inspiration for others.
The choice is Yours the only difference between success and failure is determination, if you put half the energy into Making yourself a sober, confident, successful person as you do chasing your next fix You Will have a bright future.
That’s great advice. But Danielle only cares about two things, Danielle and getting high. She has hep C and she won’t even deny that. And I wouldn’t be surprised if she has HIV also. She sleeps with anyone. The best thing she could do for her son is to never bother him again. He is old enough to read and know what is going on, must be great knowing your mother traded you for a bunch of different dicks. Cause you weren’t important enough for her. The only one anybody should feel sorry for his her son. And as long as he is not with her he has a chance at life. Anyone want to guess how many times she has been scraped at the abortion clinic? Here’s a clue, it’s over 6.
This new North Shore couple needs to make the next step in life, and that step is off the Tobin Bridge…
Can I watch
Was that cheez whiz I saw on Tow Truck’s coat?
Tow truck’s a classy broad. She’s got class. Classy. Did I say she’s got class?
Did you say she smokes glass?!
I wish she’d eat glass
Shes got class like summer…when class is out.
Who is the lyrical leprechaun in the backseat rhyming mad gibberish? That kid should be made into a bobble head and put into boxes of Lucky Charms.
THAT was funny!
You do realize that people like this thrive off attention! Junkies love negative attention. It just gives them more of a reason to give an excuse why their life is so fucked up and they keep doing what they doing. The first few articles was great now it’s lame . Who cares stop feeding into it . You already exposed them , people are already on to them . Who cares now ? Fuck them . Let them fuck up and keep fucking up they will eventually od or go back to jail.
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Poking fun at mental health issues. You guys should be ashamed of yourselves!
Defending felons. Downright Despicable.
This individual was in a mental hospital, you fool. Go ahead, continue to get your kicks by reading this garbage it must fiill a big void in your life.
Oh, so you were in that same mental hospital too?
Glad you got out, welcome back, fruitcake.
Slameful
You people have serious issues. WIlliam was smart and funny in elementary school. He would help anyone with chores and give anything he had if someone was in need. So what if he had a chronic masturbation problem and jizzed on most of his teachers and 1/2 the girls and boys in grades 3-6th. I hope you people never have a little boy who drools and slobbers all over himself like a retarded horse on acid, William deserves better. Wiliam used to bring my Sunday paper every weekend and would not take money for it. Tell me how many little chronic ham slammers in Revere would do that? Not one, not one I say. You should also be thanking him for savings Danny Boogsie from that terrible degenerate she was with. I can assure you WIlliam is not stuffing Boggsie with his overly foreskinned pickle, because the jokes on you, Wiliam does not like pussy, he fears it. Give William a big fat pulsating cock and he’s happy as pie. But rest assured, William will share his Benzoylmethylecgonine, Diacetylmorphine, and α-dimethylphenethylamine with Danielle and won’t charge her on curly clam hair or mouth rip on the bong bopper. He will fight and protect her like she was the most expensive Vegas hooker around. So I hope you people are ahppy and get your rocks off by saying all that garbage about William, but you got him all wrong. and do not think for a minute that that mean Revere Police accusations of OUI–DRUGS, DISORDERLY CONDUCT, UNREGISTERED MOTOR VEHICLE, OPERATING AFTER LICENSE OR RIGHT TO OP. REVOKED
NUMBER PLATE VIOLATION TO CONCEAL ID, and MV OPERATOR REFUSE IDENTIFY SELF (19REV-45317-AR) was even remotely William. That was not him, that was some whack retarded white Eminem wannabee rapper with bad teeth and a chronic masturbation problem and the PD wanted to blame poor little William once again. So I hope you all do not have a retarded little beat off bastard child yourself, because then you will know how it feels. Good day.
Lmfao one of the biggest bitches in revere tho has the nerve to talk about anybody you got knocked out in Malden high school in front of the hallway and ran like a punk faggot I think this article is hilarious but I think you are more comical should be an article about you in the training you got caught with back in 04 homo
Tranny* excuse me lol fag
Hey billy fugg ugly tooth. How’s my dick taste? I banged her ass and finished in her mouth back when she actually was #HTTG. Craigslist circa 2012. Back when it was still tight and only needed 3 mil protection.
Hey Billy,
I fucked HTTG 3 night ago. She said you got a baby dick. Think I’m joking? Hit me up and I will show you proof. 954-829-2475
Bitch
This is Billy, call me at 123-456-7890 right freaking now, beeyotch.
If you don’t call…you’ll never know…
That’s awesome!!! I really hope you wear wrapped tightly while up in that.
Were* sorry didn’t proof read. My bad
Saying Danielle black hole blah blah you know damn well u are a creeper and u want to be all up in her shit yall crack me up jelly that billy got her and say this that about her when u thirsty af for that booty pervs get a life omg the pathetic fucks in this losahhhhass
Text me bitch. I got pics and screenshots.
This fucking guy needs to take a hot hit and just die hes Reveres biggest fucking moron. Billy take your new fucking bride whore and do a bad batch. I used to feel sorry for her now I just think she’s a dumb fucking junkie cunt
These people really know how to celebrate the holidays
Daaaaamn……Snot tow truck girl looks mangy as hell. Ewww
Dumb Guinea wiggers being wiggers.
Turtleboy, call your mothah and tell her that you won’t be home for dinnah.
And Colin I will tell your mother that you won’t be home for dinner, I will just whisper in her sweet ear.
Oh, you’re a fucking genius huh?
I’m the guy who tells you there are guys you can hit, and there are guys you can’t. Now that’s not quite a guy you can’t hit, but it’s almost a guy you can’t hit, so I’m fucking ruling on it right now that you don’t hit him, understand?
But my friends are still coming, right?
This just proves the TBS was trying to make in the first place- a bunch of high tech low life losers. Everything they know is wrong; their whole life is a lie.
Thank you for putting ur cop block josh abrams hooker back into the spot light you fucking faggots. If you wanted to be forgotten about and let it blow over, just shut the fuck up and wait a couple weeks.
But instead you run your semen filled mouth and guess what, your just ignited the story again! These chucks just want attention.
I love how Danielle just moves right along; Youtube fame and fortune didn’t quite pan out – spin some records with some retards!
Rebound complete!
Damn Tow Truck Girl is looking rough….
This is why it’s so hard to feel sorry for her for what Josh did to her. How she manages to look at her face in the mirror is beyond me. She has had so many men inside her she is a walking disease. Straight pig
A dirty whore
Sperm Burping Gutter Slut
COCKRAPE HER!!!!!
You are dangerously close to losing your Confidential Informant status and payments Billy.
Cease this at once, or the deals you’ve made with our detectives will be rescinded, and you will face charges in all 5 cases you gave people up on.
What kind of retard spends $1400 on a YouTube show?
It is roughly $5,000 a year to have a you tube channel. Some people pay a lot more than that for extra features but can earn it back.