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I’ve seen a lot of stupid, anti-police bullshit before, but I’ve never seen anything quite as dumb as I did on the Massachusetts Bail Fund Facebook page:
Yes, you read that right – the “Massachusetts Bail Fund” posted fake news that an innocent employee at the Worcester County House of Corrections was a Nazi because they have a 88 tattoo. Did they ask any questions? Nope. Did they try to speak to his supervisor? Nah, fuck that. They went and posted it on Facebook instead, and it’s been shared 1,200 time and counting. Took about five minutes for our old friend Walter “Get our freak on” Bird to get to the bottom of this one:
Don’t worry though, there will be no punishment for this libel. The guy who runs this group is local ACLU President Chris Robarge:
Chris is a disgusting slop queef who can’t get a real job and spends most of his days protesting. Naturally he’s a great fit over at the ACLU where he can spend his days advocating for pedophiles, whining about imaginary racism, eating three lunches, and posting blatant lies about Nazis in the sheriff’s office. He is fully aware now that his post was wrong, but yet it’s still up, still getting commented on, and still being shared.
We just reported it and urge you to do the same:
Let’s see if Facebook’s human beings in content review agree that this libelous post is fake news. After all, Facebook is a publisher. They’re the ones allowing it on their site.
If you’d like to personally reach out to Chris Robarge and let him know what a lying sack of shit he is, here’s his phone contact info:
This is the damage he has caused in the comments:
Gotta love how whenever you see an easily debunked racial hoax the first reaction is always, “send it to Martin Luther Cream, because that mother fucker Shaun King will believe pretty much anything.”
So will the Attorney General….
These people have faith in Maura Healey. That tells you everything you need to know about her.
“This cannot possibly constitute free speech.”
Yea, choosing to get a tattoo of your favorite football number is totally not free speech.
This is what an actual Nazi sounds like. Someone who thinks tattoos of football numbers should be banned because they’re too stupid to figure out what that tattoo means. The irony of it all happening on an ACLU page is off the charts.
“People should start inundating the Worcester County Sheriff’s Page with comments.”
Do you realize what a huge piece of shit Doug Slinn is? We’ve written about this scrotumjuicer plenty of times in the past. He’s a career loser who has participated in many failed Turtleboy boycotts, and of course pitched a tent in front of Worcester City Hall in 2011 as part of Occupy Wall Street. He seems to be perpetually unemployed due to the fact that he doesn’t shower, but luckily he’s got a nice little dime piece of a wife named Alexandra Maranto who works at Lemon Tree Counseling and Wellness. Since he likes to fuck with people’s work you should definitely NOT inundate her employer’s Facebook page with 1 star reviews informing them that they employ a Nazi. DO NOT DO THAT BY CLICKING HERE!!!
Occasionally people trying to be the voice of reason were like, maybe he’s not a Nazi??? Maybe??? They of course were destroyed by the mob for being Nazi sympathizers…
It’s so fun calling people Nazis and trying to destroy their lives. I love the Internet. Would be a shame if the same thing happened to Casey Strunk, if and when it was revealed that he was a Nazi.
Someone else attempted to do the same….
“He literally has a Nazi white pride tattoo.”
Or it’s his football number. One of those two. These people sure do love to say “literally” when it comes to Nazis though. Kind of like you’d literally have to bleach your cervix scraper if you ever got drunk enough to go spelunking in her overgrown stench trench.
But even when the information was presented that this was not in fact a Nazi tattoo, the outrage patrol still wasn’t convinced….
Great point Eva. He chose 88 because it represents Nazis. Or because he played wide receiver. Nah, probably a Nazi. Just like Dez Bryant, Michael Irvin, Marvin Harrison, and Chris Carter. They’re all Nazis too.
“Current historical evidence points to racist numerals.”
The only person who would possibly see the number 88 and assume it’s a symbol for racism is someone who is tied to white supremacist Nazi circles. Right Mike?
Apparently this number should just be banned outright….
If you’re intimidated by the number 88, you’re probably not gonna last long in jail. Just sayin.
This might be the dumbest take of them all….
“This guy got a profoundly stupid tattoo in a highly visible spot.”
Oh yea, he’s the stupid one. Not you for assuming that he was a Nazi. You’re the smart one.
Anyway, these people should be mocked and ridiculed whenever you have the chance. I’m not really a “call your work” kind of guy, but with these people I make an exception because it’s the battle field they choose to play on. These are not real people with real souls. They’re gigantic sacks of shit who don’t matter. Feel free to give them a taste of their own medicine. Report the shit out of the Massachusetts Bail Fund Facebook page for nudity, hate speech, fake news, or whatever you feel like reporting it for.
Arayan Brotherhood uses 12 as their symbol as fellas the shamrock. Think About it, Tom Brady-iris heritage and the number 12. Tom Brady is an obvious white supremacist
Somebody better tell the Dragon 88 to change their name quick
I always suspected Eric Lindros was a closet Nazi!
Almost every day I read TB I find myself wondering if Rod Serling was a fraud and we are actually living in the Twighlight Zone.
Also, waiting on the TB blog about the recent hate crime at Smith College.
* Twilight oops
Want to really solve some problems? Dismantle the ACLU and force the liberals to leave us the fuck alone. If you haven’t noticed, we’ve been clearing up a whole load of shit trespassers like the 28 Dominican illegals who registered to vote and stole benefits that we nabbed in Operation Double Trouble a couple weeks ago. The left is just pissed because they’re losing votes.
Yup, using stolen Puerto Rican IDs. One guy had escaped from a 40 yr prison sentence and one or two others the feds have no idea who they are!
Just think if we had open borders those poor Puerto Ricans would not have had their IDs stolen and avoided the inconvenience of having to get new credit cards, bank accounts, etc.
No one takes the ACLU seriously. Is this the Robarge with the #metoo boy problems? a few years back?
Looney Left losing their minds at every turn. A klansman or nazi behind every bush while they crash cars into people over Trump bumper stickers, assault people with maga hats, shoot senators at softball games.
Bitter Clingers (obama), deplorable irredemable (hillary Clinton), attack them in the streets (maxine waters). Seriously man who is bringing the hate and derogatory slurs. This specific group of people are key players in releasing extremely violent criminals into society on bail or otherwise, they enable the criminal predators. They would be the peeps snitching on Ann Frank.
Who knew David Pastrnak was a Nazi?
My birthday is on August 8, so I am now inspired to get a tattoo that says ” 8 8 ” just so I can see these woke people get their panties all twisted up.
Honest to God truth.
U bee da debble.
On a serious note all these things are real. Yes, people do have these tats and symbols that mean what these clowns say they mean. But being told to slow your role and then doubling down makes you look stupid. Then to tell the Turtlegram “Yeah but, IF IT WAS real” makes you a tool.
If you did do that, they’d say you did because of the bad connotation of 88 that you learned about and went and got the tattoo because of that. Not that the tattoo is a big fuck you to them. They would consider the big fuck you as solidarity with Nazis, when it is solidarity for anti-stupidity.
Did you know that Adolph Hitler and George Takei were both born on April 20?
Takei is Japanese. Japan was a ally of Nazi Germany. One can safely assume that Takeis parents enduced forced his birth in 1937 to commemorate Hiters Birthday. Takeis parents were then Nazi sympathizers. They deserved the interment camps. This is just as stupid as saying “Well, he didn’t have to pick the #88!! He intentionally picked that # because he knew what it meant”.
Oh lawd, what is I gon’ dooo??
So, for the hell of it, I start looking up what symbols and letters are considers Hate.
HSN is an acronym used by the Hammerskins, a large racist skinhead gang. It stands for “Hammerskin Nation,” which is a collective reference to the various regional Hammerskin gangs such as the Confederate Hammerskins, Northern Hammerskins, etc.
These people must be a real load of laughs when clicking the remote on their TVs to find something to watch. I thought HSN stood for Home Shopping Network. Who knew?
And the really freaky thing. Channel 88 on my Comcast system is HSN 2. No shit.
Is this how the alt right is funded? Through a shopping channel?
I am a true 5 percenter.
I know the ACLU will fightfor the number 5.
You know what really happened. This A-hole ACLU Douchebag saw a well built, good looking white guy behind the glass and ceased on anything he could find to go after the guy. He could have asked the officer about his tat but he didn;t want to. He saw somebody he hates and found a way to attack him using his useful idiot army of degenerates. Until his type are made to pay an big, heavy price for amtics like this they are going to keep doing it.
I studied WWII extensively and have read many, many of the classic seminal historical works and I have never once come across a link to 88. Never. As I said, he was searching for anything he could to use against this guy and could have easily discovered its meaning in this case. This A Hole is the one who belongs on the other side of the bars for making this country less livable.
Boston Public schools will ban 88 and 81 from all football teams because they could mean Heil Hitler or Hells Angels.
However in the name of diversity the number 12 will remain on football jerseys because we dont want 12 percenters chimpin out.
Nicole Del Toro is a straight up hoe. Me and my homies ran a train on dat azz while she screamed f whitemen and reconquistador
“THROW EVERY SJW IN A FUCKING OVEN” was just the name of my fraternity.
Fuck. The. ACLU !
Nothing more than a gaggle of cop-hating, pablum-puking liberal assholes !
These are the same assholes you see driving around with a “Question Authority” bumper sticker on their save-the-world Prius’s.
These cretins cherry-pick their causes under the guise of protecting civil liberties. When, in reality, they choose to only promote liberal/progressive/socialist causes.
Fuck every single one of these assholes.
ACLU. What a fucking joke !
When did he play for Norwich? Should be very easy to validate.
Anyway, probably good to cover it up anyway. I’m not sure guys with tattoos should be allowed in law enforcement, but if they are allowed, have them covered up.
Ronald Crips shouldn’t be fired for having his last name on his arm, but it might send the wrong message if it’s displayed while he working in the prison
Read my post and get back in your lane
What I’m your liberal love fest, government worshipping post would apply here? The part where you don’t understand what a private military school is, or the non sequitur transition to calling people stupid with nothing to support the assertion or tie it to the rest of your point?
I had no idea that racism had its own font
But you understand that Norwich football uniforms have a font on them, right? If it’s not that don’t, why?
The turtegram is now reporting thus story
“It’s a privilege to not understand what ’88′ means, a privilege not afforded the groups of people who have been, and continue to be targets of people who wear those numbers with pride.”
Essentially, it doesn’t matter because they were triggered and that’s all that counts.
They must be a load of laughs with the Sauwastika.
In Buddhism the left-facing sauwastika is imprinted on the chest, feet, palms of Buddha and also the first of the 65 auspicious symbols on the footprint of the Buddha. In Hinduism the left-facing sauwastika is associated with esoteric tantric practices and often stands for Goddess Kali.
So, all you Buddhists and Hindus out there, beware of the ACLU.
This is the worst fucking state in the union….Maine is looking better to me now
Here is the best part, Norwich University is a military college, a private military college that since 1819 has been producing Officers and Enlisted men and women for the United States military, (and generally productive people in society). Yes, that same military that defends American rights, which unfortunately as a side effect enables idiots to exploit those rights the same way this fruit took a pic, jumped to conclusions and tried to attack an entire agency “because I can.”
Maybe people should just travel in their own lane… if your are stupid, stay in the stupid lane, the real problem is technology, tho great for normal, educated and reasonable people… also expands the reach of the stupid
So many dumb people on one platform. Thank god I got rid of fb.
Dale Earnhardt Jr. drove the #88.
FUCKING NAZI. And he’s from the south. Cocksucker. Must be a KKK member.
Antoine Walker wore the #88.
FUCKING NAZI. He’s from Chicago. Must be an Uncle Tom.
USS Preble (DDG-88) is an Arleigh Burke-class destroyer in the United States Navy. She is the sixth U.S. Navy ship named in honor of Commodore Edward Preble, who served in the American Revolutionary War and was one of the early leaders of the Navy.
My bad, my Sam Adams comment should have been here.
Not only am I dumbass woke SJW with shit for brains I also make crappy beers
The ship has it’s own facebook page. What’s say we take it down by claiming it is a cover for hate.
NASCAR #88 is being sponsored by Nationwide Children’s Hospital at the next race. They also have a facebook page. Bunch of fucking racists. On their main web page they show a black kid and an black doctor. Doesn’t the doctor and kids family realize that they being used as props by wyite-pepo?
“The ACLU says the #88 is associated with Nazis. You are associated with the #88. Therefore you are a Nazi.”
The ACLU once defended the American NAZI party in the National Socialist Party of America v. Village of Skokie case. Interesting turn around..
You go Dragon 88 in Boylston, Teddy say Heil Hitler. 88 always mean Hitler.
Crystal Sutton – There is not enough alcohol on Earth, even with a popsicle stick penis splint.
My hockey number was 2 and football was 88, so if you add 2 to 88, and then add 2 more 2’s, BAM you get 88! Shit that means I’m a Nazi. Also, unless you are an actual Nazi, or someone who is so woke that they play one on the internet, you don’t have any idea that 88 is bad/relevant.
So what was the fucker in for who photographed the cop’s arm, and what the fuck was he doing with a cell phone in prison?
looks straight up like the nazi symbol cant really blame em lol
When’s the last time you saw a Nazi symbol up close on an actual Nazi?
Ruin their lives right fucking now.
Have any of these clowns read the Constituition and comprehended it?
Or the Bill of Rights?
Get off FaceBook, get a real job and you’ll find you don’t have time to be outraged by everything.
They are the very definition of Nazis.
The scariest fucking part is that these fucking dildos actually reproduce.