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Ahmed Mohamed Never Built A Clock And Anyone Who Believes He Wasn’t Trying To Scare His Teachers With A Bomb Is A Moron

Ahmed Mohamed has been suspended multiple times for “pranking” his teachers, so obviously the whole “clock” story was bullshit. 

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We’ve been meaning to write about the clock boy, Ahmed Mohamed from Irving, TX, who was arrested at school for bringing in a homemade clock that his teachers thought was a bomb. Since then he’s become a national hero and has been invited by the President to the White House, as well as being reached out to by people like Mark Zuckerberg. The fact that his name is Ahmed Mohamed and he lives in Texas made this story a million times juicier, and pretty much everyone was siding with the kid.


Well Turtleboy isn’t like everyone else. We wait for facts to come out because stories are never how they first appear. And this Turtleboy is pretty convinced this kid is full of shit. Just look at the way CNN writes about the incident:

When Ahmed Mohamed went to his high school in Irving, Texas, Monday, he was so excited. A teenager with dreams of becoming an engineer, he wanted to show his teacher the digital clock he’d made from a pencil case. The 14-year-old’s day ended not with praise, but punishment, after the school called police and he was arrested.

“I built a clock to impress my teacher but when I showed it to her, she thought it was a threat to her,” Ahmed told reporters Wednesday. “It was really sad that she took the wrong impression of it.”

Oh get the hell out of my face with that jive. This is the SAME EXACT THING that happened in West Boylston two weeks ago. That kid’s mother claimed her perfect son got suspended from school for helping two special needs kids, one of which had soiled himself. It didn’t make any sense when you first read it, and it made you think the administrators and teachers were the bad guys.

But it was all a lie, and this is too. It was really sad that the teacher took the wrong impression of it? Newsflash Mohamed – she thought it was a bomb because it looks like a fucking BOMB!!


You know exactly what you were trying to do. The kid is a freshman in high school and the school year just started. All his teachers know about him is that he’s a weird kid named Ahmed Muhamed who likes to build shit. Then one day he brings in a “clock” for no apparent reason, and it starts going off in class. He tells the teacher, who he barely knows, that all those wires and beeps in his bag are a clock. Because apparently it was bring your homemade clock to school day and he wasn’t planning on telling anyone until it started beeping.

What the hell was the teacher supposed to do? Check her white privilege? We’re living in 2015 here. Every awkward kid going through puberty wants to shoot up the school now. And the teacher is just supposed to assume that this kid she barely knows who has a bomb-looking device in his bag, is just some misunderstood teenager who makes clocks for fun?

What would happen if it really was a bomb and everyone died? The teacher would be public enemy number one for not taking appropriate safety precautions. Is this kid immune to speculation because his name is Ahmed Muhamed and he might get butthurt about profiling?

Oh yea, and why was he arrested? All he had to do was show the cops exactly how the clock was put together and how obviously it wasn’t a bomb and the whole thing would’ve ended right there. But he didn’t do that because more than likely he’s a huge asshole and wanted to make a spectacle of this.


It would certainly make sense when you read about this kid’s past. The same way we dug into the West Boylston kid who was suspended multiple times this year and last, we also found out that Ahmed gets suspended all the time as well. He was suspended in 6th grade at Sam Houston Middle School several times, mainly for being an asshole. According to the Dallas Morning News, Ahmed has an interesting past:

  • When a seemingly possessed projector kept shutting off midlecture, young boys’ snickers surrounded Ahmed’s desk, where he sat with a hand-built remote control in his lap.
  • The boy tried to get out of detention by reciting the First Amendment in the principal’s office.
  • Ahmed racked up weeks of suspensions, became convinced an administrator had it in for him and — before he left for the high school where he turned famous — prompted Irving ISD to review claims of anti-Muslim bullying.
  • Ahmed blamed an administrator at the school who, Bond wrote, the boy felt “has been terrorizing him since the 6th grade” — hindering him from praying in school and unfairly punishing him.
  • By eighth grade, the young inventor was complaining of bullying — not just by students, but by staff.

Newsflash – all you people who were outraged about this got played SOOOO badly by a 14 year old boy. How dumb do you feel? How did you not see this coming?

Everyone with a brain knows that 14 year old boys are almost always up to some sort of mischief. They’re going through this phase where they’re learning to question authority and they love to see how far they can bend the rules. And if they can get a teacher all worked up about something innocent, they’re gonna do it. He showed the “clock” to five teachers who thought nothing of it. Then finally the sixth one, his English teacher, took the bait and reported it. That’s exactly what this kid did and you all fell for it. Could be worse, you could be this guy:

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See this is my biggest beef with Obama – he doesn’t think before he speaks. Particularly if he’s dealing with something politically correct. When he first got into office he said the “Cambridge police acted stupidly” by arresting world renowned asshole Skip Gates. Well it turned out that Skip Gates deserved to be arrested and had staged the whole thing because he was just WAITING for an opportunity to become the victim of racial profiling. Ahmed Mohamed just took a page out of the Skip Gates playbook and Obama fell for it again. And what did they both get for their lies? A free trip to the White House and lots of attention.

President Barack Obama, Professor Henry Louis Gates Jr. and Sergeant James Crowley meet in the Rose Garden of the White House, July 30, 2009. Official White House Photo by Pete Souza

Mission Accomplished.

The Dallas Morning News interviewed one of his former teachers who is now retired and can speak freely. He claims that Mohamed recently left a message with him stating, “I told you one day I’m going to be — and you told me yourself — I’m going to be really big on the Internet one day.”

I also love how CNN and every other PC obsessed media outlet has failed to point out the most important part of this whole story – the clock wasn’t really a clock:



This kid’s Dad is a real peach too. He’s a local muslim “activist” who has run for President of Sudan twice. And just like the West Boylston Mom who thought her baby was a little angel being suspended by vindictive administrators, he put all the blame on the system:

The teen has never been in trouble, the father said, saying he thinks this is a case of Islamophobia. “My son’s name is Mohamed — people just think Muslims are terrorists but we are peaceful, we are not that way.”

Actually, that’s a lie. It’s well documented that he was in trouble all the time. But this guy clearly has been waiting for his chance to be the victim of “Islamophobia.” It’s the reason he named his son Ahmed Mohamed and moved to Texas. Notice he didn’t move to Cambridge or St. Paul where he would be welcomed with open arms by the community of tolerance. Oh no, he took his family to Texas. Because everyone knows Texas is the most tolerant, progressive state in America.


He’s also lawyered up: Mohamed’s parents have since hired two high-profile attorneys to pursue their “severely traumatized” son’s “legal rights” in the aftermath of the clock incident.

Of course he has. That was the father’s goal the whole time. Why do you think they’re letting their 14 year old kid become the talk of the Internet? Because at the end of the day these people are just attention whores.

The school didn’t investigate this kid because his name was Mohamed, and the police didn’t arrest him because of that. They did what they did because he brought a ticking bag of wires into the classroom and then got sassy with the cops about his first amendment rights.

The bottom line is this. Pranking teachers is clearly this kid’s schtick. It’s what he does. And when he was in middle school, where every kid is the devil, he got away with it. Just Mohamed being Mohamed. But now he’s in high school and his pranks weren’t met with the same tolerance. This is what happens in real life when you’re a prankster – some people take your pranks seriously. And high school is supposed to be preparing kids for the real world. Welcome to reality kid.

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21 Comment(s)
  • strata
    October 2, 2015 at 2:03 pm

    um, …. you apparently follow his articles …… so you look goofy making that comment……. LOL

  • StopFollowingThisIgnoramus
    October 2, 2015 at 12:16 pm

    What a bunch of bullshit. If they really thought it was a bomb they wouldn’t have just called the police and had him arrested, they would’ve evacuated the school immediately and called in a bomb squad. This guy is so fucking ignorant and uneducated it’s a shame that so many people follow this guys bullshit articles. Pity

  • W w y am I so stupid
    October 1, 2015 at 2:00 am

    Get a life dip shit.

  • October 1, 2015 at 12:38 am

    Wabbit’s right,we treat Muslims like hitler treated Jews like terrorists. I guess now the question is America like nazi Germany or are Muslims today the Jews of the thirties.

  • Wabbitt
    September 30, 2015 at 11:56 pm

    Muslim kid takes an alarm clock apart, makes it look like a bomb – national treasure.

    White kid says gun – school evacuated.

    Tell me more about Islamophobia and white privilege.

  • September 30, 2015 at 11:42 pm

    Once again the media shaping the public,my poor America what happened to us.

  • Publius
    September 30, 2015 at 9:42 pm

    only a moron would think this looks like a clock, wait what did Obama say? once again TBS facializes the blind PC herd.

  • Court
    September 30, 2015 at 7:33 pm

    This shit pisses me off

  • Im on Ya Sonia
    September 30, 2015 at 6:16 pm

    Maybe we should all mail clocks to the white house. Now that would be cool.

  • jonas saulk
    September 30, 2015 at 5:31 pm

    Another racist rant from Turtleboy based on his name and his religion. The item did not look like a bomb it looked like a hs science project.

    • xayxel
      September 30, 2015 at 7:48 pm

      Viable explosive or not, look up ‘suitcase bomb’ on any server and you’ll get several dozen pictures of something like this that resembles a legitimate bomb. Not all bombs look like bowling balls with a little string sticking out that’s sparkling like a firecracker at the tip. Don’t be naive.,

      • October 1, 2015 at 1:00 am

        Look up dumb American, you’ll see a picture of Texas.

    • judyb
      September 30, 2015 at 8:34 pm

      ” The item did not look like a bomb it looked like a hs science project.” – What HS did you attend? The only HS science fair where that would not be a laughingstock would be the same one where a baking soda/vinegar volcano took first place.

    • strata
      October 1, 2015 at 8:32 am

      The article is well written, and you can’t argue TB is spot on in his assessment. But I get it, you make a dumb unsubstantiated comment to get a “rise out of people” and see how many disagrees you can get. Are you that lonely & pathetic?

  • Boo Boo Bobby Gibbs
    September 30, 2015 at 4:07 pm

    You are intolerant Islamophobic A-Holes.

    Islam was founded as a religion of piece… That now uses that peace to force everyone to conform to them. They use peace bombs to spread their message of love and intolerance

    Never mind the fact that their religion is basically stolen from early Judaism.

  • Dave
    September 30, 2015 at 1:57 pm

    We can stop the madness. Sit him down, ask for his parts list and suppliers, and have him assemble a second one in front of the authorities involved. The people at MIT are going to eat him alive.

  • Wtf
    September 30, 2015 at 1:50 pm

    How is this even a story??
    It’s MUCH worse when a white kid points his hand in the shape of a gun and says ‘pew pew’ – now THAT is a punishable offense.

    • Sandy
      September 30, 2015 at 2:47 pm

      Don’t forget the kid that bit his Pop Tart into the shape of a gun.

  • Kevins 9 Iron
    Frank Lee
    September 30, 2015 at 1:33 pm

    I guess putting a bag of chit on someones doorstep, ringing the bell and running away just doesn’t get it anymore…

    • Kevins 9 Iron
      Frank Lee
      September 30, 2015 at 1:34 pm

      sorry and lighting it on fire.

  • Devin Mayherne
    September 30, 2015 at 1:21 pm


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