All Hell Breaks Loose After Leicester Parents Announce On Community Facebook Page That They’re Boycotting School For A Week Because Of Gay Pride Being “Shoved Down Their Throats”

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World War 3 erupted in a Leicester community Facebook page when an angry townslady dropped off this nugget of anger tonight:

Hmmmmm….”It gets shoved down our kid’s throats” seems like an interesting choice of words. Just sayin.

Look lady, if your kid writes anything like you, the last thing he needs is a week off from school. Whole*, they’re*, because THEY sent him*, kid’s*.

I was 99.9% convinced this was a troll job. Someone trying to catfish Turtleboy into pulling a Ron Borges. She posted this right before:

Da fuq?

We fell for this once a couple years ago when some chubster kid from David Prouty told us students were doing a walkout at school, we reported it, and it turned out to be a fire drill. Embarrassment city. The last thing we wanted to do was get Dick N. Vulva’d here. Or in this case, Dick N. Bunghole’d.

I mean, come on now. You’re pulling your kid out of school for a full week because the gay whatever alliance is waving rainbow flags? No one can possibly be this triggered can they? If anything the people who should be offended are black people. We gave them the shortest month of the year, threw a vacation in there, and now these other special interest groups are calling dibs on random weeks in THEIR month. Fucking wypipo. We are the worst!!

Plus, look at the woman’s profile picture:

So…….lezzies right?

I wish.

Right after this was posted it got hundreds of comments, almost none of which were siding with Johanna. But people insisted she was real. Then we got this message in our inbox:

Looks like that was not the response he was hoping for. Sorry guys, we’re cool with the gays. Always have been. We’re 100% pro-scissoring, and neutral when it comes to…….that. Am I homophobic? Only in the sense that when I’m scrolling through redtube and accidentally come across…….that……I immediately hit the back button faster than anyone in recorded history. Don’t get me wrong, you do what you gotta do. To each their own and more power to ya. I just call bullshit on any heterosexual male who looks at sex between two dudes and says, “That’s fantastic.” Because I see a lot of that sort of virtue signaling from some guys and I call shenanigans.

One of Mike’s profile pictures features the same brunette chick in Johanna’s Facebook page:

And when you Google, “Mike Daz Leicester,” this comes up:

So Mike Mike from Leicester used to be Mike Daz from Leicester.

I’d also like to point out that February vacation starts the week after next. And everyone knows that airlines jack up the cost of flights that week. My guess is that Mom and Dad are trying to go to Disney for $200 less, and this was the best excuse they could come up with. It’s actually not a bad lie considering there are many people who truly subscribe to this philosophy when it comes to the gays.

Then someone pulled this out of the woodwork:

Oh for fuck’s sake. Loved Trump’s State of the Union. Can’t stand some deplorables though. What they don’t understand is that Trump is the most gay friendly President in American history and the only one who has never publicly spoken out against the right of gay people to get married. It’s why all the rich gays like Peter Thiel were on board the Trump train. That’s all I have to say about that.

The bottom line is that gay kids have a right to be happy about who they are and there’s nothing wrong with the school acknowledging that. They’re not forcing anyone scissor or start using words like “fabulous.” Your kids will likely just continue to go to class like they normally do and not even notice any of this. Or keep them home for a full week so they can continue to soak in your ignorance. Whatever you think is more beneficial to the long term educational goals of your children.

36 Comment(s)
  • Fake Rant Queen
    February 13, 2018 at 3:05 pm

    Seriously, what kind of adults WANT this stuff taught to kids in schools by political activists? And if you think the radical lgbt message “isn’t about sex” then why do they always hand out free condoms, lubricants and detailed illustrated instructions at these “celebrations”?

  • ChrisInShrewsbury
    February 13, 2018 at 2:40 pm

    Analogy (See what I did there?)

    Even tough Christmas is a National Holiday and kids get a Christmas break, what response would there be from the secular movement if we had “Jesus is Good”, “Christ The King” posters all around school?

    Meanwhile, we have “Pounding your friend in the ass is cool” emails going out to kids without parents knowing?

    February 12, 2018 at 8:19 pm


    • Alex reimer.
      February 12, 2018 at 11:06 pm

      Hey shut up! My friend Ron borges knows don yee you know!

    • inigo montoya
      February 13, 2018 at 12:16 am

      Those words you keep saying, they don’t mean what you think they mean.

  • Well, No Shit
    February 12, 2018 at 6:49 pm

    The idea of these parents keeping their kids home based on their personal beliefs is fine. That’s their right as parents. 

    What pisses me off about it is their fucking smugness about it. It’s like these asswipes who get butthurt about a post that they see on Facebook. Instead of just leaving the group and going about their business, they HAVE to announce to the world that they’re unfollowing and bask in their own glory. Get off your moral high horse and fuck yourself sideways, you self-righteous cockholes. 

    • Wellaren'tyousmug
      February 12, 2018 at 9:00 pm

      The difference is, on FB, they (through tax dollars) aren’t paying for it.

      How about the schools stop trying to one-up each other with edginess and get down to focusing on academics?

      • Well, No Shit
        February 12, 2018 at 9:30 pm

        Wow. Way to totally focus on the example given, yet entirely miss the actual point! Let me guess; reading comprehension wasn’t your strongest subject.

        This is about their choice to keep their kids out of an activity that they deem inappropriate. Clearly, not everyone shares their views on the inappropriateness of LBGTQ Awareness. Just pull your kid out for the week without the public self-righteous indignation. 

        As for schools focusing solely on academics, are these activities lowering test scores? Are they replacing STEM programs? Phys Ed cancelled for the week? No? Then it might just be possible for schools to multitask. 

        By your “logic,” activities like Spirit Week, Homecoming, etc should also be cancelled. You know, to focus on academics. 

        • potcallingkettle
          February 13, 2018 at 5:40 pm

          So…parents / taxpayers have no say in what the PUBLIC, tax-payer-funded schools are doing?

          Nice going there, comrade.

          Maybe you should examine your own reading comprehension…and condescension.

          Oh, and one school administrator I know used to refer to Spirit Week as “Hell Week,” due to the complete meltdown of the educational process for that week. So, maybe “By your “logic,” activities like Spirit Week, Homecoming, etc should also be cancelled. You know, to focus on academics. ” isn’t such a bad idea.

          • Well, No Shit
            February 13, 2018 at 6:32 pm

            Perfect. Your school administrator former acquaintance couldn’t handle an activity, so that means that ALL schools can’t. That’s beautiful. 

            Parents have the right to dictate to schools what they can and can’t do because they pay taxes? Seriously? Try telling public schools that Black History Month shouldn’t be recognized, because you don’t like black people. Think that will work? I mean, you pay taxes, so…

            As for your critiques on my reading comprehension and condescension, duly noted, and…I don’t give a fuck what you think. Cheers!

  • Kelly
    February 12, 2018 at 1:39 pm

    Oh my! This lady does NOT represent us non-A-Hole parents of Leicester! She needs to step back into reality. Her comments are a disgrace!

  • Finn
    February 12, 2018 at 11:35 am

    You don’t have to shove your gayness down our throats, however, you guys can stick a cock down my throat any day.

    Get sucked,

  • Stunt Penis
    February 12, 2018 at 11:10 am

    This is why my wife and I send our children to parochial school, even though we’re not religious.

  • Miller Lite
    February 12, 2018 at 10:15 am

    I’m so tired of these … I love to shove my penis into another man’s ass celebrations. Just fuck off. No one cares.

  • Justin Varas
    February 12, 2018 at 10:02 am

    I guess the only question here is are they looking for a substitute teacher who likes kids and is available for the week?

  • ElJefe72
    February 12, 2018 at 9:21 am

    I’m guessing the two women in the first picture are sisters, possibly even twins. They look very similar, IMHO.

  • John Wypyszinski
    Herr Doktor
    February 12, 2018 at 8:56 am

    The whole shitstorm could have been avoided if the idiot parent just kept the kid home and didn’t say anything, just notified the school he wouldn’t be there, got the assigned work and been done with it. This whole LGBT thing pisses me off, it’s nobody else’s business who you sleep with; nobody really needs to know if you’re a pickle smoocher, and I couldn’t care less one way or another – I just don’t want to hear about it. Just live and let live, mind your own f-ing business, and if you’re allegedly an adult quit stirring up shit on social media – do what you gotta do quietly and make the world a much better place. IDIOTS, this message fueled by caffiene (or lack thereof) and hate.

  • Mom’s Basement
    February 12, 2018 at 8:07 am

    Don’t lie about immediately clicking away when certain stuff comes up on redtube. If you end up with a perfect scene except one of the participants has an extra part you definitely finish watching… right? I mean if it’s an honest mistake and you’ve got a bunch of momentum built up you just roll with it because that’s not gay right?

  • Hugh Jass
    February 12, 2018 at 7:29 am

    Hey TB what is the status of your big FB lawsuit… snicker.

    • Chud Wrangler
      February 12, 2018 at 8:51 am

      You need several giant Snickers jammed sideways up all of your alimentary orofices

  • Brian
    February 12, 2018 at 7:26 am

    Liberals want to pander to the smaller parts of country. Gays, Transgender, Illegal immigrants and yes even black people. If you are a white straight male you are the enemy of these clowns. Everyone should be treated equally but they want certain people to be treated special which is the exact opposite of equality

  • Mark D
    February 12, 2018 at 7:21 am

    If gays wanna gay, I don’t really give a fuck. Doesn’t bother me. YOLO

  • AngryTurtle
    February 12, 2018 at 6:55 am

    I’m not against gay folks; live your life and let me live mine… but I have to agree that the honoring and awareness shit on all ends needs to stop — people sit here and cry for awareness and equality and then in the next breath continue to segregate themselves. Example – you want black equality? Why do you have affirmative action, black history month, and continual blames on racism for anything that doesn’t go your way? That’s not equality. When a white guy goes to jail for stabbing his girlfriend, he doesn’t claim racism… he may claim insanity but that’s not the same thing. You wanna be gay, be gay! March up and down your street with gay flags all you want. It’s all good. But it honestly has no place in school. If a couple of kids wanted to do a heterosexual pride day, would the school be opposed to that? It’s too much of a double standard now a days because everyone is so worried about triggering peoples feelz. It’s really kind of sad.

    When I was a little, less angry turtle, we learned about the crusades, the inquisition, and so forth. We learned about black history, gay rights, and everything. All on an equal field. There was no Muslim speakers coming in and talking about it, while we didn’t have Christian speakers either kids were allowed to do a ‘prayer at the pole’ where before school a couple of times a year some Christian kids were allowed to gather around the flag pole and pray … no one go triggered, no one had a fit.

    Now a days we have speakers coming in and shaming Christian white kids simply because they are white and Christian (hey, isn’t that racism right there? Huh, who would have thought!) You have schools openly inviting people to come in and host seminars, classes, and clubs for just about anything and everything but not Christians.

    I’m not trying to be all Christian/Jesus/Red neck/Gungho here… but if you want equality you NEED to be equal.

    • Finn
      February 12, 2018 at 9:46 am


      You make some damn fine arguments.

      Before anyone calls me a libtard. You couldn’t be more wrong. I’m a huge fan of Milo, Ben Shapiro (swoons), Tucker Carlson, etc. I am a proponent for all forms of speech and expression.

      I guess what rubbed me the wrong way about this is the parent’s blatant anti-gay sentiment. How is it that they’re “outraged”? Were the gays having a membership drive? Are the parents merely tolerating gays in their school – but anything else – stay the fuck out?

      Personally, I don’t believe anyone has to belong to a group to be an “equal” or a strong individual. For example, a woman doesn’t have to belong to a feminist’s group or another’s woman’s group (or God forbid, wear one of those stupid pussy hats) to be a strong woman. She simply has to work hard and make smart life choices – on her own. However, people sometimes feel power in numbers – especially young adults. When parents communicate to their kids that this sort of thing is “stupid” or “forced down their throat” (giggles) – it perpetuates hate.

      • True Reality Speaks
        Reality Can Be Rough
        February 12, 2018 at 7:31 pm

        No your not. You’re a poseur, a wannabe, a snowflake, and a legend in your own mind. Pretty obvious after reading the endlessly boring stuff you post and think is clever. NOT.

        The only one you’re fooling is yourself, junior. There is freedom in facing the truth.

        • Finn
          February 12, 2018 at 7:47 pm

          junior? lol. that IS funny. on all levels.

    • Finn
      February 12, 2018 at 10:10 am

      I remember my first gay sex like it was yesterday. I was bent over a bed and biting a pillow (swoons). It made me realize that my butt wasn’t just made for farting and crapping!

  • Travis Rearick
    Oliver Closeoff
    February 12, 2018 at 6:48 am

    I was never even for spirit week when I was in school so I’m gonna go ahead and side with these parents, but I wouldn’t be so stupid to announce publicly with my real name how against it I am. Institutions need to stop with the pride and awareness for special interest groups who have been disenfranchised in the past. I know it sounds mean but in the wise words of Morgan Freeman to Mike Wallace regarding the black race: “Stop talking about it!”

  • whatevuh
    February 12, 2018 at 5:13 am

    I’m with Mike on this one, keep your LGBTQ-WXYZ to yourself. Why do they feel the need to parade it through the streets, schools, etc ? Why ? Give me one good reason why. If you’re heterosexual, we don’t need to shout it from the rooftops, why is it special for them? Just go about your queer business, and stop shoving down our throats !

  • PePE LEpage
    February 12, 2018 at 3:50 am

    Wait, wait a darn minute. Johanna and Mike have a solid beef. Up here in Sherman Mills, Maine, they had one of those fag/lezzie pride days. My sister’s boy went to school that week. Crudely, we minimized it and told my sister Hal, “hey don’t worry, how many fags and lezzies can be in Sherman Mills?” I mean, we are all wood and pulp and paper folk up here, our guys are man’s men. Our ladies are docile and submissive as fuck, you’d think we beat them daily, which we don’t, but you’d thunk it from they way they act. Well, anyway, back to the story. So she heeds our advice and sends little Timmy to school. Well I have to say, that back fired. The very next week, Little Timmy started wearing faggy colors, like purple, pink, and neon green. We were perplexed, but I cautioned to take a wait and see approach. Next thing my sister knows, Little Timmy is practice blowing all her oblong fruit and veggies. It was disgusting, he’s felatio’ing bananas and cucumbers and holy christ zucchinis. We all started getting a little worried. Well, needless to say it didnt get any better from there. Little Timmy upped his game and he was chasing boys all over place, even screaming he could out blow all the GFs. He ended up catching a few boyfriends for keepers with his BJ prowess, especially with the ever popular choke gag sound effects. We don’t need to go into the further details, but yes, Little Timmy is now taking it up the pooper and giving it whenever he can. 47.5% of the boys now in Sherman Mills are now gay as fuck. We let this one slip by and now have a therapist specializing in desensitizing wayward home boy from the glory and addiction to gay cock throttling. 2 of our boys have come back, though they are damaged at this point. The therapist was very adamant though, she said, we should have never ever let him go to gay pride week, that was the biggest mistake we could have made. My sister didn’t want tot alk to me, but she ahd no choice, since we have 3 kids together. Hey, this is Sherman Mills Maine man. 😉

    • Smh
      February 12, 2018 at 7:58 am

      Real men wear pink and eat it too

  • Wwy
    February 12, 2018 at 12:29 am

    Jewmerica abortions,Jew wars,gay parades the anti Christ Jews do it to every country. Poor Germany,Russia,Poland,etc,etc,etc,etc………next kike diddlers war with Iran I hope they nuke all of Israel.

    • 2wEntEe
      February 12, 2018 at 3:53 am

      If Jewish people never existed you would be blaming somebody else for your problems.

      Everytime you point the finger there’s 4 more pointing at you.

  • February 11, 2018 at 11:56 pm

    i sympathize with parents that don’t want “inclusivity” taught to their kids-Christianity is no longer acceptable in public schools why should this shit be? to please the small number of people that are actually gay? for the record i’m also sick ot out of the closet illegals that show how much they want to be a part of our country by waving Mexican flags! if TB don’t like it,insert clockwise then try it counterclockwise for fun…

    • Finn
      February 12, 2018 at 8:28 am

      Michael Hutson,

      Yeah, you’re right. Let’s make sure those faggots stay in that closet (I can’t believe they want to be treated like human beings). The NERVE!

      Hey – if you’re not part of the majority – you’re part of the problem – amirite?


      • True Reality Speaks
        February 12, 2018 at 7:18 pm

        Could you please wait ’til I’m finished tea bagging you before you start typing your boring little screeds? My pubes are getting caught in the keyboard!

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