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World War 3 erupted in a Leicester community Facebook page when an angry townslady dropped off this nugget of anger tonight:
Hmmmmm….”It gets shoved down our kid’s throats” seems like an interesting choice of words. Just sayin.
Look lady, if your kid writes anything like you, the last thing he needs is a week off from school. Whole*, they’re*, because THEY sent him*, kid’s*.
I was 99.9% convinced this was a troll job. Someone trying to catfish Turtleboy into pulling a Ron Borges. She posted this right before:
We fell for this once a couple years ago when some chubster kid from David Prouty told us students were doing a walkout at school, we reported it, and it turned out to be a fire drill. Embarrassment city. The last thing we wanted to do was get Dick N. Vulva’d here. Or in this case, Dick N. Bunghole’d.
I mean, come on now. You’re pulling your kid out of school for a full week because the gay whatever alliance is waving rainbow flags? No one can possibly be this triggered can they? If anything the people who should be offended are black people. We gave them the shortest month of the year, threw a vacation in there, and now these other special interest groups are calling dibs on random weeks in THEIR month. Fucking wypipo. We are the worst!!
Plus, look at the woman’s profile picture:
Right after this was posted it got hundreds of comments, almost none of which were siding with Johanna. But people insisted she was real. Then we got this message in our inbox:
Looks like that was not the response he was hoping for. Sorry guys, we’re cool with the gays. Always have been. We’re 100% pro-scissoring, and neutral when it comes to…….that. Am I homophobic? Only in the sense that when I’m scrolling through redtube and accidentally come across…….that……I immediately hit the back button faster than anyone in recorded history. Don’t get me wrong, you do what you gotta do. To each their own and more power to ya. I just call bullshit on any heterosexual male who looks at sex between two dudes and says, “That’s fantastic.” Because I see a lot of that sort of virtue signaling from some guys and I call shenanigans.
One of Mike’s profile pictures features the same brunette chick in Johanna’s Facebook page:
And when you Google, “Mike Daz Leicester,” this comes up:
So Mike Mike from Leicester used to be Mike Daz from Leicester.
I’d also like to point out that February vacation starts the week after next. And everyone knows that airlines jack up the cost of flights that week. My guess is that Mom and Dad are trying to go to Disney for $200 less, and this was the best excuse they could come up with. It’s actually not a bad lie considering there are many people who truly subscribe to this philosophy when it comes to the gays.
Then someone pulled this out of the woodwork:
Oh for fuck’s sake. Loved Trump’s State of the Union. Can’t stand some deplorables though. What they don’t understand is that Trump is the most gay friendly President in American history and the only one who has never publicly spoken out against the right of gay people to get married. It’s why all the rich gays like Peter Thiel were on board the Trump train. That’s all I have to say about that.
The bottom line is that gay kids have a right to be happy about who they are and there’s nothing wrong with the school acknowledging that. They’re not forcing anyone scissor or start using words like “fabulous.” Your kids will likely just continue to go to class like they normally do and not even notice any of this. Or keep them home for a full week so they can continue to soak in your ignorance. Whatever you think is more beneficial to the long term educational goals of your children.