Turtleboy Got Turtleboyed By Student Who Thinks It’s Funny That His Teacher’s Are Being Attacked By Administrators

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Earlier today we reported that students at David Prouty had walked out of their classes after receiving this tweet from a student named David Provencher:

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Since we’ve gotten reliable information from this student before, and since students had been protesting outside earlier in the day, we took his word for it. After all, this is the same student who previously sent us this message from principal Eileen Belastock, who had been missing for three months:


Seemed legit, plus the kid had a track record of being a reputable source, so we printed it.

Turns out Turtleboy got Turtleboyed:

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God damnet.

Turns out it was really just a fire alarm. Nevertheless, this man (he’s an 18 year old senior) right here,

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purposely lied to a news outlet, knowing he’d get a reaction. He knew it was believable that kids would walk out of class in protest. He knew that students contacted news outlets via social media earlier this year when they occupied the gym. So basically he got outside and said to himself, “I’m gonna fuck with thousands of people in a very delicate situation just because I can.”

We’re man enough to admit when we get the wool pulled over our eyes, but seriously, what the hell is wrong with his kid? Oh yea, he’s a high school senior a couple months from graduation. There is nothing more reckless and dislikeable than a high school senior a couple months away from graduation. They have nothing to lose and they think everything is funny.

Hey genius, guess who the only one is that actually gives a shit about your school? That would Turtleboy. Your entire senior year has been ruined by adults who hate children and we’re the only ones who have been exposing them. It’s a pretty serious situation. I mean, a math teacher has had his livelihood stolen from him and a music teacher has been harassed by administrators for nine straight months now. Hilarious right? I know you don’t give a shit because you’re going to Assumption College next year and you just wanna watch the world burn, but you’re leaving behind a school that really needs help. You knew this was a serious issue and you took advantage of it by playing a joke. Funny stuff man!!

This is just a weird situation for Turtleboy right now. If this kid were four months older we would add him to our wall of Turtleboy shame. We’d go what we always do – go through his entire history and make him regret the day you poked the turtle. But at the same time, he’s just a stupid kid who did a stupid thing on the Internet. Nevertheless he owed everyone an apology for being a little shitstain. We all make mistakes. We gave him 15 minutes tomake good and this is the response we got:

We tried.

Anyway, the Turtlegram’s Kim Ring has been calling some of our associates all afternoon, trying to find out more about this. That’s the real joke here. Kim Ring is Kevin Hayes’ propaganda minister. She purposely ignores the real stories about this school and their corruption, even though she has read all of our blogs. We tweet at her all the time, asking her if she’s ever going to report this stuff but we never hear back from her.

Well guess why she tried reaching out to us today? Because she knew this was a hoax. Ya see, the Turtlegram has no interest in us when we’re breaking stories. They only care about us when they think they smell blood. Speaking of blood, the Turtlegram ignored all our stories on Mosaic for how long? Then when they found out that Gordon Davis was suing a non-existant company called “Turtleboy Sports INC” for $153,000 they were BEGGING us for interviews.

Newsflash Kim Ring – if you want to interview Turtleboy it’s gonna cost you. We don’t do free interviews for the Turtlegram. After all, you’d be using us for page views, so we’d need something in return.

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This kid should be suspended from school, no questions asked. First time we’ve actually wanted the scab principal Patricia Jordan to seek the maximum punishment. The kid should not have been using his phone during school hours to access social media. Plus he’s got a past history of taking pictures of his teachers during class for the purpose of humiliating them as well:

So it’s not an isolated incident. And kids shouldn’t be humiliating their teachers like this. He basically threw gasoline all over a fire. Even Kevin Hayes was on Facebook trying to put out the flames:

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LOL. Notice how Kevin Hayes was very quick to point out this story had no credibility. This coming from the man who instinctively blamed students for an “act of malicious destruction of property” after pipes burst at David Prouty a couple months ago, as a direct result of his failing to keep the building updated. This is the same guy who stood by and did NOTHING as Vincent Cloutier stood up at the SC meeting and told bold faced lies about three teachers assaulting the principal, who was then placed on “unpaid” sick leave as a result.


What story do you think is the most believable? Students maliciously destroying the heating system, three teachers beating up the principal in the main office, or some kids walking out of class? The last one of course. Yet Kevin Hayes actively took part in the other lies, but this one he had a problem with because it made him look bad.

The bottom line is that this changes nothing. The fact of the matter is that students were out in front of the school protesting today, and they’ll be there tomorrow. Students absolutely should be walking out of classes and parents should be encouraging their kids not to take the MCAS. If you keep playing by their rules, then you are their bitch. That’s just a fact. Imagine the headlines if an entire student body refused to take the MCAS until the superintendent resigned. It would force them to fix everything IMMEDIATELY and everyone who matters would have their backs. Or you could just keep doing what you’re doing and whining on Facebook, because that’s obviously worked out swell so far. It’s up to the people of Spencer and East Brookfield. You have the chance to take back your schools, so if you’re not gonna do something about it, then you’re part of the problem.

The bottom line is that we fell for this. We own it. We trusted this source because he had a past history of reliability which he obviously took advantage of. When we first heard it wasn’t a drill we assumed it was the district spreading lies, because they have a past history of spreading lies. Turns out the only liar was this kid who thought it would be funny to use Turtleboy to play a joke on everyone. Hopefully 10 years from now David Provencher will look back at this and realize that he wasn’t nearly as funny as he thought he was at the time. But none of that changes anything. This kid wanted to create a distraction from the REAL issue at hand, and we’re not going to allow that to happen. The fight continues.



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97 Comment(s)
  • Dgaf
    April 16, 2016 at 7:07 am

    Fiesty lawyer must be a gem to look at

    • FiestyLawyerLady
      April 16, 2016 at 8:53 am

      Oh boooy. Please stop before you hurt my feelings…………………………….You are correct, I am absolutely hideous. YUCK!! I’m the ugly duckling that goes out with pretty friends to scare the guys away.


      • Light of my Life
        April 19, 2016 at 11:21 am

        Well at least you know it.

    • Woefully thought
      April 23, 2016 at 8:44 am

      Its probably a catfish and a really ugly guy

      • FiestyLawyerLady
        April 23, 2016 at 9:48 am

        Go away, you’re too late for jokes, kiddo.

  • Reddog
    April 16, 2016 at 3:17 am

    Dick move Spicoli!

  • Reddog
    April 15, 2016 at 9:06 pm

    After reading this I punched myself in the face a hundred times, sat on the toilet and rubbed one out to a picture of Chelsea Clinton.

  • Reddog
    April 15, 2016 at 8:30 pm

    Just read The New Leader,the local Spencer paper and this clown was named Panther of the month. He’s also on the student council. Kind of ironic I’d say

  • Realitycheck
    April 15, 2016 at 8:08 pm

    Dave for president!!! He’s awesome!

  • Lil Joey
    April 15, 2016 at 3:16 pm

    !!!!Breaking News!!!! Today a fellow student avoided taking their Spanish test by claiming they had a tummy ache and wanted to go to the school nurse. Why do Fire drills make the hysteria front page ?

  • ProfessorM
    April 15, 2016 at 2:01 pm

    Okay guys, for a lot of you I am pointing out the obvious, but for those of you that haven’t figured it out… (And I am sure after I post this, I will be the next one who gets parodied) …. Within the last week, a lot of the commons, especially the ones who adamantly support turtle and his cause have been parodied. It does not take a genius to figure out who is doing it. About two weeks ago turtle did an article on a ratcheted woman barging into her kids classroom and trying to assault her teacher. In the comment section, Yourstruly(delusional) made over 50 comments. She was there for two days, but quiet after that. About a week ago, someone parodied her. Now, I’ll be honest, I was surprised, because I had considered it, but figured that the website would tell me that the user name was already taken. Since that original parody, all week someone has been targeting the loyals. HOWEVER, the original ‘Yours’ has been silent… No matter what anyone types to it…. So… Essentially she (who we all kind of figured was the mother herself) has chosen to target the supporters as a means of revenge, and try to turn you against each other. The problem for her is… She continues to write rude comments we would never say, and bash the turtle, like we would never do, therefore, making herself obvious, (and quite pathetic)….. So… Way to exact your revenge Yours… Wonderful choice of direction there. …. Let’s see where she goes next… Cause anyone with a half a brain cell is finding it funny.

    • Trump's boy penis
      April 15, 2016 at 2:31 pm

      I would consider myself somewhat a regular, and I bash on the turtle somewhat frequently. Though I do not parody anyone.

      Not really disagreeing with you, just pointing out that some of us Turtle riders do not follow him blindly like sheep.

    • Zinglemom
      April 15, 2016 at 3:01 pm

      We protestors at at the Prouty school would like warm hoodies, would Turtleboy be willing to donate some towards our cause?

    • FiestyLawyerLady
      April 15, 2016 at 3:26 pm

      Professor of what bleach breath? I aspire to be a girls gym teacher with mandatory showers and cavity searches for safety. If you have a problem take it up with Hillary.

  • TBS
    April 15, 2016 at 12:17 pm

    I remember the first time I found out that not everything on the internet is true. Hang in there, Turtle Boy, you’ll figure it out someday!

  • Reddog
    April 15, 2016 at 11:13 am

    Someone hijacked my name. I would never ever make fun of someone with Down syndrome. Anyone that knows me knows this.

    • FiestyLawyerLady
      April 15, 2016 at 11:40 am

      We know. That same person has been doing it to me and RSoxGuy as well. Probably some bored douche looking for attention. He has been following me for over one week now making multiple names to talk shit. Who does that?

  • FiestyLawyerLady
    April 15, 2016 at 9:59 am

    I’m starting to wonder if West Boylston is really a shit hole town where everyone has shopping carts, boarded up windows and broken down cars in the front yard?

  • April 15, 2016 at 9:40 am

    That’s what happens when you don’t do your OWN research . Guess anyone who knows nothing can write a story on nothing they know about these days . Why even bother.

    • FiestyLawyerLady
      April 15, 2016 at 10:05 am

      Why bother when you have a reliable source like a kid? Word on the street is the kid also told Turtleboy there is a candy stealing monster that lives under his bed. Will this be “BREAKING NEWS”? We just have to wait and see.

  • FiestyLawyerLady
    April 15, 2016 at 9:34 am

    Trumps Penis, this is exactly how I am in person unless I am in a professional setting, then I’m forced to turn my brain on and be semi-smart. There are many women just like me but because they are judged and labeled they stay quiet. Me? Not so much. I March to the beat of my own drum, life is better that way. I can’t stress enough how happy I am because I don’t allow people like you to limit my behavior. Take a chill pill and stop being offended by everything I say. Life is short, be happy… I know I am and that’s all that really matters.

    You say you aren’t offended but here you are still holding a grudge against me. I could easily have responded in a mean bitch way but I’m not going to because that’s exactly what you want.

    Adios! Xoxo

    • Trump's boy penis
      April 15, 2016 at 2:34 pm

      Lady, I just told you, you don’t need to justify your posts. I literally told you to be who you are and not care what other people say. Thanks for clarifying that you are going to do exactly what I suggested you should do.

  • juror seven
    April 15, 2016 at 8:38 am

    You’ve been had tutrleboy. Get over it, don’t attempt to blame anyone other than you.

  • Rational person
    April 15, 2016 at 8:28 am

    Don’t be all butthurt, Turtleboy. You should have verified the story before you wrote about it as being true. Leave this kid alone. I’m sure he’s learned his lesson.

    • 15MinutesNotWorthIt
      April 15, 2016 at 9:00 am

      While I agree, it makes me cringe to see his college posted etc., you see the “it’s been 19 minutes” and it becomes clear the kid wanted this article. I’m going to guess he sincerely regrets it today. I dread the day my kids get phones/social media accounts. I’m going to put it off as long as possible. I wonder what his parents think of this?

  • Lil Joey
    April 15, 2016 at 8:27 am

    I’m not sure I follow the title of this article. Turtleboy got Turtleboyed by student…. and then you go on to say this kid is a liar? So what does that make you?

  • Waiting
    April 15, 2016 at 8:04 am

    Still haven’t edited the original blog post saying that it’s all bs and it’s still getting passed around like the truth. These kids probably should walk out again but the fact that you will write a whole article on one tweet and attack all those that call you out (just look at the comments on the other blog post) makes me wonder what’s real and not. You even made up a reason on why they had a fire drill in one of those comments. Maybe if your sources were more than a social media post and you actually blogged the facts, you be helping these kids. I never know what to believe reading your stories. There is usually one fact from a trusted Twitter follower and the rest is stuff you made up so you can have a good gossip blog.

  • FiestyLawyerLady
    April 15, 2016 at 7:59 am

    Who am I, why am I here. Now I’m confusing myself again.

    • BobnMic
      April 15, 2016 at 9:38 pm

      There you go. Is that you Mr. Bean FiestyLawyerLady?

  • Reddog
    April 15, 2016 at 7:27 am

    I’ve got downs syndrome so bad my doctor thinks I might have left, right and up syndrome too.

  • FiestyLawyerLady
    April 15, 2016 at 7:21 am

    I like how Turtleboy thinks this kid should be suspended for using his cell phone outside of the school during a fire drill.

    His first text was to his mom and it didn’t read “No need to worry mom it’s only a fire drill, everyone is safe”. Then it popped into his head, maybe I’ll text that faggot Turtleboy who keeps trying to be my friend.

    • FiestyLawyerLady
      April 15, 2016 at 7:47 am

      Who is trying to be my friend? Dude give it a rest. I have such a specific way of responding to people it’s obvious this isn’t really me.

      • BobnMic
        April 15, 2016 at 4:20 pm

        Fiesty – Get some kind of avatar that cannot be copied so people will not impersonate you. I like you and don’t understand why some do not.

        • FiestyLawyerLady
          April 15, 2016 at 8:11 pm

          I don’t know Bob, but I obviously hurt his/her feelings pretty bad!

          Can you help me out, how do I put up an avatar?

          • BobnMic
            April 15, 2016 at 9:35 pm

   Sign into that and you can upload any picture to your profile which will show at any wordpress blog you go on. You can use an internet photo or an original which ever you prefer. An original avatar would most likely protect you from being impersonated.

            Not 100% sure if this is a total cure as I am a B+ student with this shit at best but it is better than a default blank avatar which would allow anyone to sign in as you.

          • FiestyLawyerLady
            April 15, 2016 at 9:40 pm

            Okay I will try it out. Now to find a picture on google…. lol. I have a feeling I will mess this up!

          • BobnMic
            April 15, 2016 at 10:01 pm

            Now we have identified the real Feisty. Nice job……..Bean……………

          • FiestyLawyerLady
            April 15, 2016 at 10:14 pm

            Bob… I like this one better. A picture of my dog… Mr. Bean is too easy to steal!

            Thanks for the help!!!

    • Woefully thought
      April 23, 2016 at 1:17 am

      Thats almost better then his it’s been 19 minutes reply. That kid is genius fuck turtlefag

  • FiestyLawyerLady
    April 15, 2016 at 7:15 am

    This site is full of a bunch of fucking queers who like to pick on little kids.

    • FiestyLawyerLady
      April 15, 2016 at 7:46 am

      Nope, not me… How sad and pathetic you have to use the same name lol.

  • Boywhocriedwolf
    April 15, 2016 at 7:10 am

    Here’s a news story for you with some truth behind it. Local blogger Turtleboy threatens to harm High school kids. Turtleboy was not quoted as saying “I’m smaat. Not like everyone says, I’m smaat and I want respect!”. Turtleboy was also not quoted as saying “I’m starting to thing kids aren’t the most reliable sources, parrots are are tricksters too!”.

  • Boywhocriedwolf
    April 15, 2016 at 7:01 am

    Way to threaten and pick on a little kid Turtleboy. I’m not sure if this is worthy of you reporting but there is a girl in the third grade who claims one of her classmates has cooties. You should just write a long winded article about it and if it turns out she lied you can threaten to destroy her short life you tough guy. Turtleboy has zero balls. Did the high school kid write the story or did you? Man up.

    • Wabbitt
      April 15, 2016 at 8:16 pm

      Nothing little about that kid.

  • Reddog
    April 15, 2016 at 5:35 am

    When he wakes up this morning and sees all the posts,maybe he’ll be ashamed,maybe not. Welcome to the real world. Actions have concequences.

    • Woefully thought
      April 23, 2016 at 1:16 am

      He didn’t do anything that Turtleboy hasn’t himself done funny when the tables are turned and he’s the one left standing looking stupid. I mean seriously to pick on a high school kid the guy or guys whatever all need lives if they 1. Consider themselves to be a news outlet. That was the funniest thing I think I have ever read ever!!!! and 2. Picking on kids GET A FUCKING LIFE

  • Dgaf
    April 15, 2016 at 4:56 am

    Feisty lawyer lady sucks. Worst of the new posters.

    • BobnMic
      April 15, 2016 at 5:08 am

      I dunno Dgaf – I respectively disagree. I think she brings some new and fresh perspective to the table.

      • FiestyLawyerLady
        April 15, 2016 at 6:29 am

        Thank you kind Sir!

    • FiestyLawyerLady
      April 15, 2016 at 6:25 am


      Here’s a dick you can suck to keep you busy. I will come back when I care. It may take a while so wear some need pads and keep that jaw limber. No matter how tired you get, no teeth… be a winner.


      • Squirtleboy
        April 15, 2016 at 6:38 am

        Exhibit a

        • FiestyLawyerLady
          April 15, 2016 at 6:56 am

          I apologize let me be the woman most people here would like.

          “HI everyone… awww how is everyone doing? I’m such cutesy wootsy! Oh how flattered. Let me be flirtatious and leave a bunch of smiley faces at the end of my posts! I soooooo want to be accepted by strangers on a blog. Please like me… please because if you don’t I’m going to squeeze my boobs and cry.”

          In other words, that are more my style. I really don’t give a shit. There are going to be people who hate me, people who love me, and people who are indifferent. If you are offended by my vulgar posts maybe you need to see a gynecologist so he can he fix your pussy.

          I’m not here to make friends in case you haven’t noticed. I will be nice to people who are nice to me, and vice versa. Trying to gang up on me like a bunch of sissy Bitches won’t make me go away either. Listen it’s friday, fuck off.

          • Trump's boy penis
            April 15, 2016 at 8:48 am

            No ones offended. Its more like your buddies girlfriend that tries to act cool and hang out with the guys. O hey look at me, I talk and think like you.

            Just be who you are and stop trying to justify and explain all your posts. Its insufferable.

          • Pow!
            April 15, 2016 at 10:01 am

            If you really are a lawyer like your screen name implies, you sure don’t write like an educated lawyer would. Furthermore, if you really are a lawyer, you sure spend an awful lot of time posting comments on here rather than lawyering. I wouldn’t want you as my lawyer.

          • FiestyLawyerLady
            April 15, 2016 at 10:30 am

            The “if” this and “if” that is stupid. Seriously please tell me what I would have to gain by lying on a blog about my work? What would I get from that? I don’t normally say some pretentious shit like this but today I will wear a different cape…. I DO NOT need to work 65+ hours a week and be a slave to a firm. I work for myself and do well enough where I can literally jerk my imaginary dick for most of the week and still live a very comfortable life. For my age, I am proud of what I have accomplished financially, most people couldn’t do it. SO, if I decide to sit at home and enjoy my life because I have spent the last 10 years working like a dog to GET to this point, then I shall. If you think a busy lawyer is ALWAYS a financially stable one, you are wrong. It’s the gifted ones who do enough to build income, invest, and then let life and chance take over.

            What do I know? I’m probably talking to some EBT asshole. You better thank me, I’m the reason you get to eat.

            Love you.

          • anonon
            April 15, 2016 at 11:25 pm

            “I apologize let me be the woman most people here would like.”

            Be yourself. Just don’t get butthurt if you don’t like what people say in response.

      • Pow!
        April 15, 2016 at 11:38 am

        I question your status as a lawyer based on the way that you write. Look at some of your comments. Many of them come across like those of an immature teenager. Again, if you really are a lawyer, I wouldn’t want you to represent me.

        • FiestyLawyerLady
          April 15, 2016 at 12:06 pm

          How exactly do lawyers write on an anonymous blog? Want to give me an example since I’m living in the land of make believe?

          Anyway, bye…? I have responsibilities until 8pm tonight. Don’t miss me too much.

          Kiss kiss.

      • anonon
        April 15, 2016 at 11:20 pm

        You need to cross out “lady” and replace it with “female,” after that comment.

        • FiestyLawyerLady
          April 16, 2016 at 1:26 pm

          Welcome to the 1940s when the only time a lady is a lady is if she acts like an uptight smiley bitch who’s proper and drinks tea with her pinky in the air.

          What are you, 70?


          • Woefully thought
            April 23, 2016 at 1:06 am

            Is this Margret Melican sure sounds like her

    • Not A Lawyer
      April 15, 2016 at 10:38 am

      I’ve been laying off her ’cause she finally bored me, but welcome to our growing club, Dgaf. (And, nope, Flighty, we’re not the same person.) Self-absorbed empty head.

      • FiestyLawyerLady
        April 15, 2016 at 11:12 am

        Awesome, you have a club on a blog dedicated to disliking me. Way to inflate this “empty head” cutie pie.

        I’m done here. Enjoy your weekend twinkle toes.

  • Sterling Turtle Rider
    April 15, 2016 at 4:48 am

    Wow that kid is dead behind the eyes… I’d give odds that the next time we see him is on a Dateline NBC episode about someone killing hookers off the internet

  • BobnMic
    April 15, 2016 at 1:54 am

    *from a now ashamed source I should say but formally trusted and verified.

  • BobnMic
    April 15, 2016 at 1:49 am

    Got your back TurtleboySports. Fuck the nay sayers. These Mosaic minded numbnuts were just waiting for the chance when someone makes an error in trust from an ashamed source. Because as we all know they are so fucking perfect. And in their world of butterflies, roses, candy and Santa Claus that nobody makes a mistake.

    Hey Mosaic numbnuts – Go block a fucking intersection you worthless pigs and the next time that big 18 wheel rig at Kelly Square stops and beeps – no more beeping fuck that just keep on truckin’ baby and run these pencil dick pricks right the fuck over.

    The end.

    • Practical
      April 15, 2016 at 8:41 am

      Never heard of trust by verify?

      • BobnMic
        April 16, 2016 at 12:59 am

        Look it up, get a clue, do something numbnuts and then you will know. Then we welcome you to reality. It’s fucking nice over here.

  • Sveyn Forkbeard
    April 15, 2016 at 12:10 am

    Hey, Flounder! You haven’t aged a day! Still driving your brothers ’64 Lincoln? Sorry about all the dents, the vomit in the trunk wasn’t me. Eat Me!

  • Doug jones
    April 14, 2016 at 11:58 pm

    TB is just butt hurt. He, she, they whatevathafuck they claim to be now didn’t properly vet the story and are trying to point fingers passing along the blame. I would hardly call this obscure blog a “news outlet”.

    • Practical
      April 15, 2016 at 8:42 am

      This blog may be many things, but you can stop with the “obscure” and “no one knows about it” comments.

  • concernedcitizen
    April 14, 2016 at 11:53 pm

    yes i agree David was very wrong for lieing about why they were outside. He should make a public apology. But all these comments on his weight or if he’s a virgin or not. they are uncalled for to say the least.
    to say he should shove a pipe up his butt—REALLY! people need to grow up!

  • ThisIsNuts
    April 14, 2016 at 11:41 pm

    Instead of waisting time writing gossip on your blog why don’t you actually verify a sources information. You call this a news outlet but 50% of your articles are filled with conjecture because you can’t find the facts that fit your story on Facebook. You write a take down peicee on an 18 year old kid because you ran a story without verifying your sources information. I don’t care if he was creditable before, no matter what you verify your sources and fact check, especially if your source is a kid o. Twitter. But that requires thinking and patience, something your gossip column lacks. Wish you just finish your research instead of sensationalizing gossip and attacking your Twitter sources. It’s great your trying to help the district but I’m not sure your method is doing anymore then fueling the fire.

    • April 14, 2016 at 11:56 pm

      That’s fine, we’ll go help another district that appreciates. Have fun going to Whitco every weekend for the rest of your life. You’ll always have the Spencer Fair.

      • Jay
        April 15, 2016 at 5:14 am

        TB, the man has a point. Remember the fire in Orange? Your whole article was shitting on the paper for not verifying their sources.

        • Woefully thought
          April 23, 2016 at 12:37 am


    • CopyEd. Fred
      April 15, 2016 at 12:18 am

      “18 year old kid “-* Adult
      ” 50% of your articles are filled with conjecture “- *irony
      ” kid o”-*boyo? Mass. take on Irish slang?
      “requires thinking and patience” *irony

      Awesome. Thanks.

    • April 15, 2016 at 5:02 am

      Why don’t you verify deez nuts?

  • FiestyLawyerLady
    April 14, 2016 at 11:08 pm

    For the record, I made the comment based on his facial similarities, not his weight. I will not pick on his weight just the same I wouldn’t pick on someone for being very thin.

    Some of these comments are brutal… 🙁

    • Jay
      April 15, 2016 at 6:30 am

      Thin people might be starving due to poor circumstances but fat fucks just eat too much

  • Realist
    April 14, 2016 at 10:55 pm

    Bottom line, it’s not the only time you’ve been duped! I guess TB really isn’t that different from the T&G after all.

  • /
    April 14, 2016 at 10:39 pm

    “-you got 15 minutes to make a public apology. You’re not gonna like what happens if you don’t”
    dude really?

    • George
      April 15, 2016 at 6:19 am

      His reply was great haha

  • fordsnharleys
    April 14, 2016 at 10:26 pm

    Turtlegram would have had a small retraction on the second page. You made a story out of it as it should be.

  • April 14, 2016 at 10:18 pm

    Douche bag honestly why trash only media who supports you. WOW BRO YOU ARE SOOOOO COOL. Hit the gym instead of ya phone for once big boy

    • Matt
      April 15, 2016 at 11:02 pm

      I’ve actually seen him at the gym many tinez

  • April 14, 2016 at 10:17 pm

    Kid should stick a pipe up his fat ass

  • Reptahh
    April 14, 2016 at 10:14 pm

    Fret not Turtle Boy! He’ll get his! When you look like the down syndrome version of Peter Griffin, You’re on the surefire path to many nights in college crying and hanging out with Rosy Palm and her five sisters

  • FiestyLawyerLady
    April 14, 2016 at 9:58 pm

    Two words: Peter Griffin.

    If you disagree then you’re blind or don’t watch Family Guy.

    • April 15, 2016 at 5:01 am

      Except Peter Griffin gets laid.

    • Bobby Wheeler
      April 15, 2016 at 10:02 am

      Looks more like Jim Polito to me. No offense to Jim Polito (the dude’s awesome).

  • Beanzy
    April 14, 2016 at 9:56 pm

    this is the face of a lifelong virgin. I thought all kids this age were supposed to ride the turtle? Little massengill fuck

  • Reddog
    April 14, 2016 at 9:54 pm

    Unfortunate this kid used the current situation as a joke. I wonder if anybody else is laughing besides himself. Something tells me this kid is going to be shunned starting tomorrow am.

  • DPHS Senior
    April 14, 2016 at 9:53 pm

    Thank you so much for clarifying for all the readers. I’d hate to let one kid make the last media outlet that still cares hop off because we look bad

  • ItsAllABadDream
    April 14, 2016 at 9:47 pm

    It takes a big person to admit they were duped. Even though it happens to the best of us from time to time.

    Keep fighting the good fight TB!

  • UsualSuspect
    April 14, 2016 at 9:43 pm

    David P. is now famous. Enjoy your 15 minutes touchhole!

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