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Earlier today we reported that students at David Prouty had walked out of their classes after receiving this tweet from a student named David Provencher:
— Dave (@davidprooo) April 14, 2016
Since we’ve gotten reliable information from this student before, and since students had been protesting outside earlier in the day, we took his word for it. After all, this is the same student who previously sent us this message from principal Eileen Belastock, who had been missing for three months:
Seemed legit, plus the kid had a track record of being a reputable source, so we printed it.
Turns out Turtleboy got Turtleboyed:
GOT EEM LOL
— Dave (@davidprooo) April 14, 2016
Turns out it was really just a fire alarm. Nevertheless, this man (he’s an 18 year old senior) right here,
purposely lied to a news outlet, knowing he’d get a reaction. He knew it was believable that kids would walk out of class in protest. He knew that students contacted news outlets via social media earlier this year when they occupied the gym. So basically he got outside and said to himself, “I’m gonna fuck with thousands of people in a very delicate situation just because I can.”
We’re man enough to admit when we get the wool pulled over our eyes, but seriously, what the hell is wrong with his kid? Oh yea, he’s a high school senior a couple months from graduation. There is nothing more reckless and dislikeable than a high school senior a couple months away from graduation. They have nothing to lose and they think everything is funny.
Hey genius, guess who the only one is that actually gives a shit about your school? That would Turtleboy. Your entire senior year has been ruined by adults who hate children and we’re the only ones who have been exposing them. It’s a pretty serious situation. I mean, a math teacher has had his livelihood stolen from him and a music teacher has been harassed by administrators for nine straight months now. Hilarious right? I know you don’t give a shit because you’re going to Assumption College next year and you just wanna watch the world burn, but you’re leaving behind a school that really needs help. You knew this was a serious issue and you took advantage of it by playing a joke. Funny stuff man!!
This is just a weird situation for Turtleboy right now. If this kid were four months older we would add him to our wall of Turtleboy shame. We’d go what we always do – go through his entire history and make him regret the day you poked the turtle. But at the same time, he’s just a stupid kid who did a stupid thing on the Internet. Nevertheless he owed everyone an apology for being a little shitstain. We all make mistakes. We gave him 15 minutes tomake good and this is the response we got:
@TurtleBoySports it's been 19 minutes
— Dave (@davidprooo) April 15, 2016
Anyway, the Turtlegram’s Kim Ring has been calling some of our associates all afternoon, trying to find out more about this. That’s the real joke here. Kim Ring is Kevin Hayes’ propaganda minister. She purposely ignores the real stories about this school and their corruption, even though she has read all of our blogs. We tweet at her all the time, asking her if she’s ever going to report this stuff but we never hear back from her.
Well guess why she tried reaching out to us today? Because she knew this was a hoax. Ya see, the Turtlegram has no interest in us when we’re breaking stories. They only care about us when they think they smell blood. Speaking of blood, the Turtlegram ignored all our stories on Mosaic for how long? Then when they found out that Gordon Davis was suing a non-existant company called “Turtleboy Sports INC” for $153,000 they were BEGGING us for interviews.
Newsflash Kim Ring – if you want to interview Turtleboy it’s gonna cost you. We don’t do free interviews for the Turtlegram. After all, you’d be using us for page views, so we’d need something in return.
This kid should be suspended from school, no questions asked. First time we’ve actually wanted the scab principal Patricia Jordan to seek the maximum punishment. The kid should not have been using his phone during school hours to access social media. Plus he’s got a past history of taking pictures of his teachers during class for the purpose of humiliating them as well:
— Dave (@davidprooo) February 24, 2016
So it’s not an isolated incident. And kids shouldn’t be humiliating their teachers like this. He basically threw gasoline all over a fire. Even Kevin Hayes was on Facebook trying to put out the flames:
LOL. Notice how Kevin Hayes was very quick to point out this story had no credibility. This coming from the man who instinctively blamed students for an “three teachers assaulting the principal, who was then placed on “unpaid” sick leave as a result.
What story do you think is the most believable? Students maliciously destroying the heating system, three teachers beating up the principal in the main office, or some kids walking out of class? The last one of course. Yet Kevin Hayes actively took part in the other lies, but this one he had a problem with because it made him look bad.
The bottom line is that this changes nothing. The fact of the matter is that students were out in front of the school protesting today, and they’ll be there tomorrow. Students absolutely should be walking out of classes and parents should be encouraging their kids not to take the MCAS. If you keep playing by their rules, then you are their bitch. That’s just a fact. Imagine the headlines if an entire student body refused to take the MCAS until the superintendent resigned. It would force them to fix everything IMMEDIATELY and everyone who matters would have their backs. Or you could just keep doing what you’re doing and whining on Facebook, because that’s obviously worked out swell so far. It’s up to the people of Spencer and East Brookfield. You have the chance to take back your schools, so if you’re not gonna do something about it, then you’re part of the problem.
The bottom line is that we fell for this. We own it. We trusted this source because he had a past history of reliability which he obviously took advantage of. When we first heard it wasn’t a drill we assumed it was the district spreading lies, because they have a past history of spreading lies. Turns out the only liar was this kid who thought it would be funny to use Turtleboy to play a joke on everyone. Hopefully 10 years from now David Provencher will look back at this and realize that he wasn’t nearly as funny as he thought he was at the time. But none of that changes anything. This kid wanted to create a distraction from the REAL issue at hand, and we’re not going to allow that to happen. The fight continues.
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