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All-Star Chelsea And Lynn Parents Arrested For Fighting Cops, Drinking Booze At Chuck E. Cheese Birthday Party In Everett

This is why you never, ever have your kid’s birthday party at Chuck E. Cheese.

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Everett Chief of Police Steven A. Mazzie announced the arrest of 5 individuals following a disturbance that occurred at Chuck-E-Cheese on Saturday December 17, 2016.

On Saturday December 17, 2016 Ptl. Paul Mazzie assigned to patrol the Gateway Mall and Shopping Center and Ptl. Raoul Goncalves, working a paid police detail were informed of adults consuming prohibited alcoholic beverages at the Chuck E Cheese. This occurred in an area frequented by children. The male suspect became belligerent with the officers along with several other patrons who were apparently consuming alcoholic beverages in the establishment. He was taken into custody but other patrons began inciting the crowd who turned hostile against the responding officers. Several patrons began punching and kicking the responding officers and additional units were summoned from Everett, Medford Police and the Massachusetts State Police.

After order was restored, the Everett Police Department arrested 5 individuals. Samuel Ramos, age 33 of Dorchester was charged with Disorderly Person, Resisting Arrest and Interfering with Police. Pedro Abreu, age 53 of Chelsea was charged with Disorderly Person, Resisting Arrest and Assault & Battery Dangerous Weapon. He also was arrested on 6 outstanding warrants. Jose Rosado-Cruz, age 30 of East Boston was charged with Disorderly Person, Resisting Arrest and Assault and Battery on a Police Officer. Emily Joyce Emerson, age 22 of Lynn was charged with two counts of Assault and Battery on a Police Officer and being a Disorderly Person. Yoselin Enid Rosado, age 33 of Roxbury was charged with Disorderly Person and Assault and Battery on a Police Officer

SMH. I guess this is what happens when Chuck E. Cheese starts accepting EBT. Gotta love how pretty much all of them had outstanding warrants too. Ya know what you should probably do if you have outstanding warrants? Turn yourself in. But if you choose not to do that, you should definitely try to at least keep a low profile. Ya know, because the cops are looking for you. Whatever you do don’t start a riot at the Chuck E. Cheese and attack police officers who are called in to break it up.

Look, this is the least surprising story ever. First of all, it’s Everett.




Secondly, it’s the Chuck E. Cheese in Everett. Growing up I never once had a birthday party at Chuck E. Cheese. Don’t think I ever went to one either. Because everyone knows that the people who have birthday parties at Chuck E. Cheese are the same people whose four month old babies already have a collection of Air Jordan’s. And in no way am I being hyperbolic here. Chuck E. Cheese gutterslug fights are an uncontrolled American epidemic:

But at least the ratchets in those videos are Jerry Springer rejects who are only fighting each other. The five gravy dumpsters at the Everett Chuck E. Cheese took the stankness to the next level. First of all, they brought their own booze into Chuck E. Cheese. Think how many fucks you choose not to give if you bring your own booze to Chuck E. Cheese.

Then the cops ask them to put down their Mad Dog 20/20’s and be normal parents for like, five seconds. Of course this was too much to ask for for an all-star citizen like Pedro Abreau, who naturally made the drive in from the human shithole known as Chelsea. Fifty three year old Pedro doesn’t have to listen to the cops. And since he’s the only person in his family to ever live that long, rules don’t apply to him.

Naturally then these world star parents did the only thing they could do when one of their own was arrested for public twatwaffelry – they started a riot. In front of little children, who more than likely have become used to this sort of behavior around the holidays. And what did they do when more cops arrived? Started attacking them of course. Because that’s just what you do when you’re a degenerate from Lynn or Chelsea and you’re at a little kid’s birthday party.

The only one of these winners we could find on Facebook was Emily Joyce Emerson from Lynn. This brilliant 22 year old was on her way to the library for her weekly trip of returning the books she just read when she stopped by Chuck E. Cheese to have a few Mike’s Hard Lemonades with her hoodrat friends. Next thing you know she’s assaulting multiple police officers and heading downtown for yet another booking at the Everett Police Station. Shit happens.

Anyway, Emily is a real winner.


She doesn’t have to listen to the cops because she’s the boss.


This free-loading parasite has great taste in men too. If you’ve got an overgrown Vokestache and a collection of flat brimmed Chicago Bulls hat in your closet, then give her a call, because she’s definitely interested in going to pound town.



Just make sure when you take her out that you bring lots of Cheetos.


Ask the Everett Police what she gets like when she runs out of Cheetos.


Be warned though – if you give her too many Cheetos she may start to catch feelings.


Anyway, this whole shitshow illustrates everything that is wrong with society. Particularly how these slug rakes treat the police. These are the same people that bitch and moan about police brutality. Yet they have no problem assaulting cops in front of their children. And you best believe if any of these legal experts thought that the police officers weren’t gentle enough while placing their chudmuffins in the back of the cruiser, they’d be all up in arms about police brutality. Then again, Emily appears to be white so SJW’s wouldn’t come to her defense anyway.

The moral of the story is, if you love your kids, then throw them a birthday party at your house. Chuck E. Cheese has been commandeered by the free my boi patrol.


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12 Comment(s)
  • Chris
    December 22, 2016 at 11:42 am

    Why does Chuck E. Cheese still have an alcohol license? It’s a kid’s place.

  • James
    December 22, 2016 at 9:31 am

    Everett is a trash town now. Not as beautiful as it was when I lived there in the mid-80s.

  • whatevuh
    Dick Hertz from Holden
    December 22, 2016 at 8:36 am

    Holy crap, I wouldn’t fuck that, even with someone else’s dick

  • whatevuh
    December 21, 2016 at 10:13 pm

    There isn’t enough booze in that shithole town to get me to fuck those skanks . . . .

  • KimberlyS
    December 21, 2016 at 3:26 pm

    They obviously thought that the police officers were part of the ‘Whack-A-Mole’ game. It was an honest mistake.

    Free my boi!!!

    • Talisman
      December 21, 2016 at 3:50 pm

      No habla.

  • BobnMic
    December 21, 2016 at 3:13 pm

    Savages. In front of kids. How nice.

  • Lichtenstein
    December 21, 2016 at 2:48 pm

    No mention of legal status… other than all the warrants. Better notify ICE just in case.

    Trump could toss them over the “wall” on Jan 20 as part of the inauguration

    • PW
      December 21, 2016 at 10:02 pm

      “Trump could toss them over the “wall” on Jan 20 as part of the inauguration”

      Need a catapult to toss her over the wall.

  • bingo
    December 21, 2016 at 2:41 pm

    you know what we call Cheeto’s around here “Dorchester Shrimp”

  • Spankster
    December 21, 2016 at 2:31 pm

    Pound Town? More like Pound Cake Town. Why is it that 99% of these broads look like they have EVER missed a meal in their lives?

    • Chester Cheetah
      December 21, 2016 at 2:51 pm

      Cause, it ain’t easy bein’ cheesy, yo….

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