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All-Star Mom Leaves Child In Car At Walmart With Windows Up, Blames Everyone Else For Judging After Kids Taken Away


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A Florida mother says it was “stupid” that she was arrested for leaving her child in a hot car while she ran in to Walmart on Sunday. Talisha Martin explained in a Facebook rant that she went in to the store in the city of Palatka to buy a pack of toilet paper. She admitted that she left her five-year-old son in the running car with the windows up and the air on. When she returned, she discovered that bystanders had alerted sheriff’s deputies who took her to Putnam County Jail for leaving a child unattended in a motor vehicle.

In a Facebook post, the Palatka Police Department wrote that officers responded to reports of the child in the hot car and saw that the air conditioner was blowing warm air. They revealed that the child said he was scared and hot, so they took him into the store. When Martin returned to the vehicle, officers observed that her speech was stuttered and slurred. They said the child had been in the car for 40 minutes, although Martin disputed that and claimed it had been less than ten minutes.

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The real crime here is cultural appropriation. You can’t be a white woman named Talisha in 2016. That’s like the definition of a microaggression.

Speaking of racist things, what’s up with her letting the world know that a black woman reported her? Why is the color of this woman’s skin at all relevant to this conversation? Someone saw a small child sweltering away in a running car with the windows up and they called the cops. Who wouldn’t do that? If it was a white woman would she have said, “a white woman” called the cops on me. Nope. She just wanted to point out her latest grievance with black people.

Newsflash Talisha – the woman didn’t call the cops on you to stick it to whitey. She called the cops because you left your child in a car with the windows rolled up in Florida in the summer. The cameras at Walmart show that you were inside for 40 minutes. Oh yea, and you forgot to mention that your kid was not in the car when you got back, prompting the police to ask you if you were missing something.

And seriously Talisha, you need to come up with a better excuse. He asked to stay in the car so he could play on the iPhone? Well I guess you couldn’t say no to that one right? Just leave him in your busted car with the busted AC blowing hot air. It’s a lot easier than saying no, right?

See this reveals a major flaw with society in general. Parents don’t know how to say no to kids. Then those kids grow up and since they’ve never heard no their entire lives they think it’s OK to blockade highways, demand safe spaces, and always get what they want. Because when you say no to a kid, they have a tendency to cry. I know it’s annoying, but for their sake and the sake of society, it is your job as a parent to put up with the crying. It’s how they learn that you can’t always get your way. It’s part of being a parent. But then again it’s a lot easier to lock them in a car and give them an iPhone.

Anyway, Dad is a real peach too:

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So many strong points being made. The cops should be arresting meth dealers instead of saving small children from dangerous situations. Because it was one or the other. Both calls came in at the exact same time. Bust up the meth lab or save the child? They went with option B.

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Yup, nothing is ever your fault Scotty. Even if the AC was working, that would mean the car is running. Who leaves a small child in a running car in a Walmart parking lot. That’s like a child molester’s dream. But please, tell me more about your plans to leave America. This country would probably be a lot better place if you and everyone who thinks like you left and never came back.

Scotty posts a lot of stuff like this:

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This is my big beef with the Trump wall crowd. Too many of them are just like Scotty. There are millions of undocumented migrants in this country, and that is certainly a problem. But not all of them are bad, and lots of them are doing good things for this country. Meanwhile, what are Americans like Scotty and Talisha bringing to the table? Give me some cleaning lady from Honduras who came here illegally because she couldn’t afford to immigrate and wants her kids to become doctors any day of the week over some white trash with jorts who locks their kid in a hot car at Walmart. Just sayin.

Anyway, Talisha and Scotty are having a tough time now that DSS has their kids:

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That is the most Florida picture and accompanying Facebook post I’ve ever seen. There’s a 99% chance they went to Denny’s right afterwards. Anyway, this is just a small microcosm of everything that is wrong with America. Let’s hope the kids turn out OK in the long run.


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25 Comment(s)
  • Mr Butthurt
    July 2, 2016 at 11:07 am

    What a cunt.

    • Three Ball Fred
      July 3, 2016 at 8:10 am

      Good point.

  • Reddog
    July 2, 2016 at 9:30 am

    I think she should also be charged with bad grammar and punctuation. After reading her posts, I’ve come to the conclusion that that is also a crime.

  • BobnMic
    July 2, 2016 at 12:43 am

    Normal people don’t even leave their pets in the car with windows shut and no AC under the Florida heat or any summer anywhere for 40 fucking minutes let alone an actual human being and it really does not matter what time of the year it is either. And a child at that? What is wrong with people? What. is. wrong. with people. So much for normal.

    And hubby is all down with that? Well fuck him too…

  • Citygirl
    July 1, 2016 at 10:07 pm

    White trash needs an ass kicking, so does the loser she’s with. I hope the child is in good hands now with a family that works to pay their way. They both suck. Video shows 45 minutes, they can tell time. Must be burnt out from the drugs society pays for.
    Today’s trash night, stand at the curb you two.

  • Dopeless Hope Fiend
    July 1, 2016 at 10:04 pm

    Give her a break, she probably nodded out in the bathroom and lost track of time.

  • sue hanks
    July 1, 2016 at 8:39 pm

    On a positive note… way to go for their town!! What a police response time!! She said she came out after 7 minutes and deputies were already there with child in custody!!! Her husband even concurs… she had only been GONE for FIFTEEN minutes and FIVE officers were on the scene!! WOW!!!! First responders that perform faster than the speed of reality!!

  • Joseph Schmo
    July 1, 2016 at 8:27 pm

    More wasted loads and reasons for mass sterilizations. Yes, it takes AT LEAST 40 minutes to buy “a roll of TP”! That’s the best she could do? God bless that poor child, maybe he will end up with someone who DESERVES him and will show him the love and care that he DESERVES!!

  • ItsAllABadDream
    July 1, 2016 at 6:44 pm

    Is she tweaking her nipples in that pic or flashing gang signs? Either way…ick.

  • LOL
    July 1, 2016 at 5:33 pm

    Is she originally from Worcester, because she has that Worcester trash look about her!

  • bb
    July 1, 2016 at 4:34 pm

    As a Ware resident, I am proud to say that this type of incident happened in someone else’s Wal-Mart parking lot

    • Wabbitt
      July 2, 2016 at 5:47 pm

      As a Webster resident, I concur with the distinguished gentleman from Ware.

    • Three Ball Fred
      July 3, 2016 at 8:08 am

      G-Vegas is even shitier than Ware.

  • Rocky
    July 1, 2016 at 3:56 pm

    I can expand on the bit about illegal immigrants. When I was 18, I worked a pepper field for a temp agency. I had to drive a car full of middle age, lazy white men to work. I drove us in our 1st day, the 4 white dudes took long breaks, didn’t want to work, would disappear at lunch, and put in a very half ass effort. The Mexican folks were grateful to be there and worked their asses off. The white dudes wouldn’t work a 2nd day in the fields, why would they? They could sell drugs or panhandle. The Mexican folks worked long days, had a great attitude and wanted to see the farmers do well. It’s backbreaking work, you’re hunched over all day, out in the sun and it sucks. I repeated step 1 the following day I returned, new car full of white dudes that were middle aged and unemployed, but still wouldn’t work a 2nd day there. I’m thankful I had the privilege to work beside such hard working individuals. If you look it up, illegal immigrants actually pay billions in annually in taxes. Many are here to work hard, some live with cartel violence. It’s easy to say: “fight for your country”. When you’re a poor villager without weapons fighting against a billion dollar cartel and corrupt Mexican police force, you’re not going to win. If any of us had to live with cartel violence right out in your backyard and extreme poverty, you’d take your kids to a better future, too. To say you wouldn’t is a lie. Any mother would to protect her children.

    • True Reality Speaks
      True Reality Speaks
      July 1, 2016 at 5:47 pm

      I often hear this Democrat BS talking point about how illegal immigrants pay taxes. What taxes, besides sales tax on goods, would an ILLEGAL worker pay?

      • rat
        July 1, 2016 at 7:28 pm

        Payroll taxes. The employers know how to work the system.

    • Bipolarbears
      July 1, 2016 at 7:04 pm

      Thank you Rocky. Somebody had to say it.

    • Dianna
      July 2, 2016 at 8:17 am

      No actually illegal aliens commit billions in fraud and identity theft. I work in a clinic, and I have seen repeatedly people coming in over and over with a social security number that belongs to Some One Else… so tell me again what part of Illegal are you not getting? And for your information, no, I’m not on the Trump train either

    • Xavier Mindfelder
      July 3, 2016 at 2:15 am

      Thanks Rocky, I love fiction.

  • Love, Me
    July 1, 2016 at 3:04 pm

    I was going to say something about Scotty threatening to leave the country over this, while simultaneously posting memes about immigration, but then I realized he wrote COUNTY not COUNTRY. He got TB, and he almost got me, too.

    And as for Trump, the biggest problem with him is that he’s inspiring people who have probably never voted before in their lives (and for good reason) to get behind him. One kid I saw interviewed went on and on about how he’s voting for Trump because Bernie is a socialist, but he was completely stumped when the interviewer asked him to define socialism. It’s a privilege to be able to vote, but that requires that you spend some time educating yourself about who you’re voting for or against, and why. I will totally respect a person’s right to vote for Trump as long as they can articulately tell me why they’re making that choice. “Because he wants to build a wall” isn’t a valid argument.

    • Paul
      July 1, 2016 at 3:22 pm

      I agree 100%. As like most people in america, we trump supporters are just plain sick of politics as usual. And by hopefully bringing in a “outsider”, we can change the status quo. I dont agree with every little thing trump says, but i am hoping he can win and be a catalyst for postive change. Which this country needs badly

  • Paul
    July 1, 2016 at 2:10 pm

    Please do not lump all Trump supporters in with these wastes of oxygen. Thats just like lumping all liberals in with social justice warriors. Most trump supporters and most liberals are normal people like me. Only difference is you never hear from us because we are normal law abiding citizens, we arent like these asshats in this post or like trigglypuf. In reality, these people offend us as much as they do everyone else.

    • TargetPractice
      July 1, 2016 at 3:52 pm

      He said trump wall people, not trump supporters. There is a difference between people who support trump for a variety of reasons, and the redneck morons who actually think we are going to build a wall. Never fucking happening. And if we did, it might cut illegal immigration by about 0.5% because illegals come here on planes with visas, they don’t walk.

      • Jay
        July 1, 2016 at 7:51 pm

        According to amnesty international, around 80% of women and girls who cross the border illegally are raped in the process.

        But yeah I guess that’s no problem right guys we don’t need to stop it or anything.

    • Xavier Mindfelder
      July 3, 2016 at 2:12 am

      99% chance she went to Denny’s – or the Worcester fireworks. That was Fla and Hampton Beach all rolled into one white trash doughball.

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