All-Star Nashua Dad Suing Kid’s High School Because He Can’t Play Football After Destroying Fields By Doing Donuts On Them With Truck

All-Star Nashua Dad Suing Kid’s High School Because He Can’t Play Football After Destroying Fields By Doing Donuts On Them With Truck


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Someone sent us this story from the Nashua Telegraph of some of the worst sport parenting you’ll ever see. But since this newspaper we’ve never heard of has a paywall they could only send us a picture of the physical copy of the article. Here it is:

Just to sum it up, here’s what happened:

  • Dad thinks his son is going to play football at a Division 1 college
  • Son elects to drive his truck onto Nashua North High School’s athletic fields during the summer and destroy them
  • Son gets suspended from sports for one year, is facing legal charges, and Dad claims he made him do 32 hours of community service
  • Dad is suing the school district and was quoted as saying that he is going “balls to the wall” because they won’t let his son play football and baseball
  • Dad says he’s not trying to let his son skate and claims that he’s taking full responsibility, but thinks the district is violating its own policies because son destroyed the fields during the summer and not when school was in session

This is the Dad, Joseph Priore:


And you know he’s serious about the lawsuit because he’s going “balls to the wall.” This is a common legal term that lets the defendant know just how much trouble they were in. I mean, the school was fucked either way. But now, they’re super fucked. Once those balls get stuck to the wall, all bets are off.

Dad also claims that he’s not letting his son skate. Except…..that’s exactly what he’s trying to let his son do. The kid destroyed a field that probably cost the taxpayers tens of thousands of dollars a a minimum to fix. And he did so because as a jock, and a big guy, he felt like he was king kong of Nashua North High School. So good for the school for actually holding a kid accountable.

But of course in today’s everyone gets a trophy generation, kids are being enabled by their parents. Dad wants him to get a reward (the right to play football) even though he’s done nothing to earn it. The best lesson a father can teach his son at this point is that your actions have consequences. And I’m willing to bet this isn’t the first incident involving is son, which probably led to the school having zero tolerance this time around.

Dad seems to be the ultimate helicopter parent, who spends a significant amount of time turning his son’s football highlights into memes:

Oh, and this isn’t Dad’s first time being a nuisance. It’s basically what he does. Like that time he started an unfounded rumor on the Nashua, NH Civic Sounding Board Facebook page that a kid brought a gun to school and was chased out of the building by the cops. A completely made up incident that was debunked by teachers, and which he was using to push for metal detectors in the high school:

Then there was the time in December when he threatened to sue the parks and rec department in Nashua for not making big enough shirts for his son:

His son is indeed a big boy:

But obviously the situation could’ve just been resolved by making a couple phone calls. Instead of, ya know, threatening to sue everyone on Facebook.

The bottom line is, the kid fucked up and now he’s gotta pay the price. It’s the best life lesson he’ll ever learn. And guess what Dad? If your kid is good enough to play Division 1 sports in college, they’re gonna offer him scholarships anyway. Just ask Randy Moss or 90% of D1 athletes who enter college with baggage from back home.

P.S. Giselle is much hotter than Bridget Moynihan.

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32 Comment(s)
  • The one that ran away
    May 13, 2019 at 10:15 am

    OMG I dated this guy briefly years ago. He was such a control freak, he actually scared me. He wouldn’t let me dump him either.
    He’d flip out over the stupidest shit too. Embarrassed me anytime we went out because of his temper tantrums. I knew right away this guy was f**ked in the head. I actually felt bad for his son because of how he treated him. Sad. I really dodged a bullet there, at? Figuratively AND literally it seems! Google him, he’s been arrested a few times too.
    Also, he has a crayon dick! So that explains a lot of his behavior really

  • Bill
    November 16, 2017 at 3:46 am

    I commend Nashua High North school district for their decision to not allow Vincent Priore to play in the football or soccer programs due to his actions stemming by his reckless behavior by damaging the schools athletic field and city property while “spinning donuts.” I also commend the decision handed down by the Nashua Superior Court  Judge Colburn’s decision was fitting.

    In your argument you felt that; “The Nashua High North football team has suffered enough because he’s not there to protect the quarterback.” Come on, by his “willfull misconduct,” he destroyed school property,  city property, and slapped the entire school in the face and you feel he should be allowed to continue to play sports for Nashua North.  You act as though Vincent is the victim! Well he’s not. He’s a vandal and criminal! From the sounds of it, he’s not very remorseful at all. Along with his three other buddies they willfully and knowingly destroyed school and city property.

    What Vincent did this summer sealed his own fate and ruined his chances with the college scouts and division schools. The svhool board isnt to blame! He disregarded school policies with the selfish and deliberate act he and his friends committed. Whatever punishment the school handed down to the other students was fitting.

    Vincent, got off lucky with only one years suspension.  By his actions, he is not a team player, a role model, nor an ideal student, and it would be an “injustice” if the school board didn’t suspend him indefinitely from participating in any of the school sports programs.

  • Frank L.
    October 12, 2017 at 1:00 pm

    Of course his son is number 69. You can’t make this stuff up.

  • wabbitt
    October 8, 2017 at 12:18 am

    Gotta go with fat fuck on this; Bridget beats Giselle hands down

  • Lily White
    October 7, 2017 at 3:56 pm

    Why are girls gigglypuffs, gravy dumpsters, and larkvarks, but fat ass guys are called “big guys or big kids?” Fuck the fat ass kid and his fucking fat ass colander hat wearing father. Make the suspension stick. Lard asses.

  • Wannabe
    October 7, 2017 at 7:31 am

    Hey Priore! You are an Furst Class Asshole and you’re kid is an moronic, suburban punk! You should consider yourself EXTREMLEY lucky that is was only a 1 year ban! Shoulda been for LIFE!
    And he, and YOU for creating him should both be barred from not only playing in the field but also from standing in the facility as a spectator! And you’re suing???? You’re the one who should be sued Maggot!

  • whatevuh
    October 6, 2017 at 10:44 pm

    Can we all spell P-U-S-S-Y ?

  • Harry Snapperorgans
    October 6, 2017 at 6:54 pm

    They both look like they are one burrito away from exploding.

  • Sue
    October 6, 2017 at 1:41 pm

    I am the mother of a teenage boy that is in J.R.O.T.C. He loves it and is thankful to be part of it. This young man that did donuts on the field would be like my son, desecrating the flag or throwing his 500$ demilitarized riffle on the ground. It shows so much disrespect. He doesn’t deserve to play. He didn’t care about the game enough not to do donuts on the field. And if the father thinks he should play this probably explains what made the kid think it was okay to do it in the first place. Grow up. Start showing respect

  • Narcanista
    October 6, 2017 at 1:05 pm

    His son is also taking away a spot on the team for an even less qualified and less hardworking player – and that slot on the roster should probably be going to someone of color, best if it would be an Intersectional Victim of Oppression(TM) – such as such as a transgender student of color with learning disabilities.

    Hence, this is a matter of white privilege, not the school system using them as an example.

    The Nashua Telegraph should be ashamed for not deconstructing this matter in terms of race, class, and gender ; so that everyone can really see what the school district is guilty of.

  • The Vorlon
    October 6, 2017 at 1:04 pm

    Daddy dearest needs to learn the holes on the colander let the mind control rays in.

    Nothing a Mu metal lining wouldn’t fix.

    He and Chud Jr. need to get the bill to fix the fields.

  • Who knows
    October 6, 2017 at 11:56 am

    Maybe this guys right. If the schools in Worcester denied students extra curricular activities for the stupid shit and crimes they commit outside of school there would be no need for extra curricular activities. Some of the students are convicted felons for Christ sake.

    • EmfnT
      October 6, 2017 at 12:34 pm

      Except that this crime was committed against the school…and to the same field he now wants to play on. So it is directly connected to the school and the school should have the authority to impose the penalty in this situation.

      This kid and his father can both fuck off. Kid made his bed, and now he can lie in it.

  • HWeight
    October 6, 2017 at 11:56 am

    Is that the rock hammer from Shawshank Prison?

  • Gina
    October 6, 2017 at 11:54 am

    Do you think its a co-inkey-dink that his son’s jersey number is 69?? lol

  • Leonardo
    October 6, 2017 at 11:50 am

    What a horse’s ass. Small wonder his son is the same.

  • Spankster
    October 6, 2017 at 11:03 am

    Balls to the wall is an acceptable legal term. Only eclipsed by the “Do you know who I am defense.”

    • Tommy Touched Timmy
      October 6, 2017 at 11:47 am

      and quoting Bird Law

    • ElJefe72
      October 6, 2017 at 1:53 pm

      “I know the [mayor, councilman, sheriff, etc.]” is an oldie, but goldie.

  • LocalYokel
    October 6, 2017 at 10:47 am

    God damn, he’s a walking penis with eyebrows!

  • Stunt Penis
    October 6, 2017 at 10:38 am

    This sounds like a case for Attorney Richard N. Vulva, Esquire!

    The guy may have a point, though… Schools love to throw “its the rules” in your face when it comes to stupid shit like “we’re suspending your kid for a month because he ate his pop-tart into the shape of a gun and then said ‘bang bang'”… so if there is no rule which allows the school to take action against a kid for something that happens outside of, the guy should tell the school committee to shove it where the sun don’t shine and give them a taste of their own medicine.

  • GraftonHillGirl
    October 6, 2017 at 10:34 am

    She was hot in Coyote Ugly… that’s about it.

  • Tommy Touched Timmy
    October 6, 2017 at 10:21 am

    He wouldn’t even have a chin if it wasn’t for his “beard”

  • You couldn't be more wrong
    October 6, 2017 at 10:17 am

    Bridget Moynihan is so much hotter than Giselle. Giselle looks like a boy.

    • Lou P
      October 6, 2017 at 10:31 am

      They are both hot.
      Because neither of us are with them all the time, not knowing their personality and how much is the cost (the price a guy has to pay – what a guy has to put up with – in order to be with her and get laid), we don’t know what is often the deciding factor.

      TB12 is an incredibly smart man and he has chosen Giselle. There is something to be said for that.

    • Stunt Penis
      October 6, 2017 at 10:46 am

      Bridget hasn’t aged well. Though I wouldn’t kick her out of bed if she were gyrating on my face.

      • ElJefe72
        October 6, 2017 at 1:51 pm

        What if she were eating crackers?

    • whatevuh
      October 7, 2017 at 5:53 am

      Did you just assume her gender?

  • I like Turtles
    October 6, 2017 at 10:17 am

    Oh my god I can taste my hatred for this dude and his stupid kid looks like a mouth-breathing Mongoloid retard.

  • Mark D
    October 6, 2017 at 9:57 am

    The best word to describe this guy is “turd”. He is a turd.

    • Stan the man
      October 6, 2017 at 12:03 pm

      Douche grande comes to mind as well

      October 6, 2017 at 9:48 pm

      Sir by the time your son is 30 he will be bald and 400 pounds and living in your basement where you to play beer pong while watching the Spanish channel with the sound off. Unless ofcourse he is in prison for bestiality allready.

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