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All These Dumb White People Praising Castro Today Really Just Hate America And Wouldn’t Last Five Minutes In Castro’s Cuba

Only a complete moron would have anything nice to say about Fidel Castro now that he is dead. Sadly, many dumb white people are doing just that.

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Great news for freedom lovers everywhere last night – Fidel Castro finally kicked the bucket. Bad news for his good friend Congressman Jim McGovern:




There’s no excuse for ever rubbing elbows with this guy. The man was pure evil and the world is a better place without him. Granted nothing will change in Cuba because his son is just as bad. But all the love I’ve seen for this piece of human garbage in the last 24 hours has been INSANE!!


Iconic revolutionary? Ever since the Castros seized power over fifty years ago the Cuban government has jailed anyone who speaks out freely against the Castro family. According to Human Rights Watch, “Cuban citizens have been systematically deprived of their fundamental rights to free expression, privacy, association, assembly, movement, and due process of law. Tactics for enforcing political conformity have included police warnings, surveillance, short-term detentions, house arrests, travel restrictions, criminal prosecutions, and politically motivated dismissals from employment.”

What kind of “iconic revolution” ends up with more oppression than they had before the revolution began? Granted, the guy Castro overthrew was a huge bag of dicks himself. But if you’re gonna overthrow one dictator for another, you’re not really a revolutionary. You’re just an asshole who craves power.

Here’s some more images from the impact that the “iconic revolutionary” has had on Cuba:






These are the “Ladies in White.” Their husbands are all in jail because Castro deemed that their opinions were dangerous. They were all given show trials by Castro-appointed judges and imprisoned for indefinite amounts of time. These women are arrested every year and spit on by Castro’s thugs:

At a protest in Havana on November 30, 2010, group member Ivonne Malleza Galano was arrested along with her husband Ignacio Martínez Montejo. She and her husband were holding a banner reading “Stop hunger, misery and poverty in Cuba” in Havana‘s Fraternity Park. Two police officers confiscated the banner, handcuffed her and Martínez, and put them into a police vehicle as a surrounding crowd demanded their release.[14] When onlooker and fellow protester Isabel Haydee Alvarez Mosqueda objected to their arrest, she was detained as well.[15] Malleza and Alvarez were both transferred to Havana’s Manto Negro women’s jail.[16] The three prisoners were held without charge, though their relatives were told the three were being investigated for “public disorder”.

Yup, this is something we should celebrate.

Let’s check out what upper middle class white left-wing Americans think:


Fucking white people man. Millions of poor, Spanish-speaking Cubans have been systematically murdered by a wealthy guy in a beard who was never elected in a fair and democratic election. But whitey over here thinks that they are in a “much better position then all of their Caribbean neighbors and have dignity.” I’m sure the hundreds of thousands who remain in prison for doing nothing wrong are psyched that people like this think they still have their dignity.


Admire his leadership? How hard is it to lead when no one else is allowed to lead or even voice opposition to your policies? This is something that social justice warriors suddenly admire? This is a good thing? Oh, that’s right – he was elected. He’s so popular that everyone in his family gets 100% of the vote every time they run for office. The sad part is how many dumbass Americans liked this comment.


Yea, he was a hero. At first. But instead of putting in actual reforms he just confiscated small businesses from the working class, nationalized family farms, and killed and jailed anyone who got in his way. Ya see, most revolutions are actually bad things. The beauty of the American Revolution is that the people who led the mobs and the masses were NOT the ones who set up the government afterwards. Had we let the idiots who provoked the Boston Massacre and tarred and feathered tax collectors for doing their job, this country wouldn’t have lasted more than a couple years. Castro was nothing more than the leader of an angry mob who had no vision other than making himself wealthy at the expense of others.

Oh yea, and “Sam Kail” just happens to be transgender:


Gay people in Cuba have basically no rightsNot only is gay marriage illegal, so are civil unions. And transgender people have it even worse:

“For getting a pair of implants, police search your house,” Castro says. “They detain you. They interrogate you to find out where you got your implants and who the doctor was, so they can jail the doctor.”

It’s “very dangerous because you’ve got to go home with that fresh wound. It could open up. It could get infected. Anything could happen.”

But it’s cool though, because by standing up for Castro you are shitting on America. And that’s basically all SJW’s really wanna do – shit on America. It’s the reason they’re burning American flags, refusing to stand for the National Anthem, and whining about America being an oppressive country. If they lived in Cuba and voiced any of these opinions about Castro they’d all be shot.






This is what SJW’s are doing today. Copying and pasting about Cuba’s legendary healthcare and education systems. First of all, Cuba does not have the highest literacy rate in the world. Secondly, the numbers they are reporting come directly from Cuban controlled media. Sounds legit. I’m sure 99.7% of the people in Cuba are literate. Definitely. The sad part is that the smartest people in the country are actually wasting away in Cuban prisons.

Thirdly, if the education and healthcare systems are so great, then why do thousands of Cubans risk everything to wade through 90 miles of shark infested waters just to get away from it?





Those guys must HATE healthcare and education. It’s the only possible reason they’d want to leave this revolutionary paradise all these white Americans in San Francisco keep talking about.

If you wanna know what Cuba is really like, you should probably try talking to a Cuban. Or go down to little Havana in Miami today and see all the people cheering the death of this iconic leader. But of course these idiots will never do that, because they’d rather bury their heads in the sand and share Slate and Huffington Post articles instead. At the end of the day it’s just SJW’s being SJW’s and praising a Nazi because he also hates the greatest country on earth.


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25 Comment(s)
  • ADdm
    November 28, 2016 at 3:03 pm

    Has anyone ever directly asked McGovern if he denounced what Castro has done? If he tries to make excuses, dodges or waffles around the question then we truly know what kind of person he really is.

  • Jake
    November 27, 2016 at 8:50 am

    TB, great take. Spot on

  • El Chopo
    November 27, 2016 at 7:04 am

    Do you know who hated Castro? Hippies! Do you know who loved Castro? Men, antique car collectors and cigar aficionados. It’s pretty safe to say there isn’t packs of dirty fags burning Cuban flags in that country.

  • Independent Thinker
    November 27, 2016 at 6:15 am

    One must realize that those who are praising him are Marxists themselves. Also, a lot of progressives like to tell others what to do.

    • Paul Larson
      November 27, 2016 at 2:57 pm

      On August 23,1939, negotiating with Ribbentrop, Molotov and Ambassador Schulenburg, Stalin said:

      “The viewpoint of Germany deserves attention. However, the Soviet Union is interested in preserving a strong Germany, and in the event of military conflict between Germany and the Western democracies, the interests of the Soviet Union and Germany coincide completely. The Soviet Union will never tolerate letting Germany fall into difficult straits.”

      After midnight, early on August 24th, Stalin stated: “I know how much the German nation loves its Fuhrer. I should therefore like to drink to his health.”

      On September 29th, Stalin promised that: “should Germany unexpectedly get into difficulties, it could be sure that the Soviet people would come to Germany’s aid and would not allow it to be strangled.”

      Page 24, 27 and 40, The Devils’ Alliance – Hitler’s Pact With Stalin, 1939 – 1941, by Roger Moorhouse.

      On Feb. 24, 1941, Hitler said: “Basically, National Socialism and Marxism are the same.”

      Hitler, Stalin and Mussolini were all socialists. And so is the Democratic Party. After all, they are the ones who pushed Social Security, Medicare and Obamacare.

      Paul Larson

  • Wwy
    November 27, 2016 at 2:06 am

    If u like or voted for Obama you must love Castro same Marxists murderers,80,000 displaced in Haifa,china shitting over trump,communism took 3 big hits.

    • Rusty
      November 27, 2016 at 6:30 am

      But how does it affect the Jews?

      • Wwy
        November 27, 2016 at 7:48 pm

        It doesn’t they been hated for centuries but they love communism as we all know from WW2, they terrorized Germany and flipped Russia but they already paid for that.

  • Dictator
    November 26, 2016 at 10:03 pm

    Castro was a murderous-dictator. Ask the Cubans dancing in the streets in Miami.

  • Paul Larson
    November 26, 2016 at 9:23 pm

    Worcester City Hospital

    To: Nursing Supervisor (name withheld)

    From: Head Nurse (name withheld)

    Date: May 7, 1987

    “In relation to an incident that occurred in the emergency room on May 4th, the staff on that evening reported that an altercation took place at the desk over an unrelated incident between a patient and a visitor.”

    “A patient presented to the E.R. with a companion after an alleged assault. … A third male came running through the E.R. doors, screaming that the two males at the desk had assaulted him. The two males at the desk had in their possession “hunting knives”.”

    “Paul Larson was the first to respond, and quickly subdued male #3 until the WPD responded. This is but one of the cases where Mr. Larson has performed his duties well. The staff has asked me to please convey to him, through administration, our appreciation to his quick responses and commitment to our security in the E.R. In this case and others, Mr. Larson’s presence has prevented injury to both staff and visitors.”

    PS: Male #3 and I both went to Wachusett Regional High School. He was twice as big as me, and when I came home from Vietnam, he tried to recruit me to break into offices and take pictures of documents. I turned him down. By the way, a Worcester Police Officer got a broken leg out of this incident. Also, I could do exactly the same thing today as I did 29 years ago.

    Paul Larson

    • JP
      November 27, 2016 at 6:28 am

      Reliving the glory day old man Larson? Any good stories about banging Saigon whores?

      • Paul Larson
        November 27, 2016 at 8:01 am

        NOPE. I was up north at Dong Ha with 3/3 and 9th Motors, 3rd Mar Div. Besides, I had a woman who said she was waiting for me back in the states, but she got killed by 2 drunken kids who came around the corner on her side of the road. Yeah, I’m 69, but I’m still training.

        Paul Larson

        • BobnMic's Tiny Penis
          November 27, 2016 at 9:45 pm

          Dong Ha??? Is that the famous asian bath house that has 2 for 1 specials on ladyboys?

  • Deport the SJW's to Cuba
    November 26, 2016 at 8:35 pm

    I have several Cuban-American friends whose family immigrated from Cuba under the
    worse of conditions and they’re all ecstatic about his death.
    And they voted for Trump this year too, for obvious reasons.
    And is that REALLY McGovern? I always knew he was a Nazi.

  • BobnMic is a lying SJW
    November 26, 2016 at 8:17 pm

    I loved Castro. He is my hero. I voted for hillary too, but I think she should have picked Elizabeth Warren as her vp.

    Alos, I have a smelly butt and I like to pick my ass and lick the shit from under my fingernails and smell my fingers afterwards.

    My name is BobnMic and I approved this message.

    • BobnMic
      November 26, 2016 at 10:00 pm

      So there Marie Guilmette. You said no “ill will” there huh? Then what the fuck is up with all of this bullshit you keep throwing down in here. And just because Fiesty the Fake Queen Latino Wreaking Rican hates my guts you just have to follow? Why? Lesbian worship? Sounds like it to me. What fucking slobs you two are to enter onto this blog my God.

      That is ONE lesbo porno flick I do not care to watch. The pill popping fake lawyer being molested by the buck toothed heroin addict. No fucking thanks… Hahahahahaha

      • BobnMic's Gaping Anus
        November 27, 2016 at 10:38 am

        Fidel Castro played my bunghole like a feeddle. Actually more like a tub thump bass to be honest. Haha, I make jokie.

  • Gilly13
    November 26, 2016 at 7:25 pm

    Back in the late ’60’s there was a local central Mass dentist who just happened to be involved with the Bay of Pigs. Some suspect that he was CIA but that was never confirmed. Well, one night his VW ended up into a bridge abutment on fire and he perished. Turns out he had two bullets in his brain, supposedly Soviet. Rumors to this day are that Castro had him whacked. Ware, MA.

    Most people look but never see.

    Lovely fellow, may he rot in hell and all those who support him, I hope you are headed there too.

  • Rk
    November 26, 2016 at 6:54 pm

    I don’t care about literacy and healthcare but that motherfucker Castro invented one hell of a sandwich!

  • Chris From Georgia
    November 26, 2016 at 6:41 pm

    Now he can burn in Hell for all eternity! All those that support him can follow him as well.

  • lolwhut
    November 26, 2016 at 5:49 pm

    Come talk to the Cuban Americans I work with, they are thrilled that this asshole is dead and can tell some horrible stories about life there… and how happy they are to be U.S. citizens now.
    Potatohead McGovern can go live there, buh-byye!

    • Carlos Danger
      November 27, 2016 at 6:40 pm

      As 8 out of the 9 Mass Congressman and both of our Senators are members of the Communist party, they must all be crying in thier cervazas today.

      • Chris
        November 28, 2016 at 9:23 am

        Who is the hold out, Lynch or Keating?

  • Fatfingr Lou
    November 26, 2016 at 5:16 pm

    Let’s have a recount party! Un-ring Ding-Dong The Witch is Dead! Woo hoo!

    The Communist Fuck in Cuba is DEAD too!

    “Whenever I find myself growing grim about the mouth; whenever it is a damp, drizzly November in my soul; whenever I find myself involuntarily pausing before coffin warehouses, and bringing up the rear of every funeral I meet; and especially whenever my hypos get such an upper hand of me, that it requires a strong moral principle to prevent me from deliberately stepping into the street, and methodically knocking people’s hats off – then, I account it high time to get to sea as soon as I can.”

    • Carlos Danger
      November 27, 2016 at 6:34 pm

      In an innertube and an orange crate.

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