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Allie’s Donuts Takes A Steamy Dump On Cops And Military On D-Day For Not Doing Enough To Stop Racism, Bans Military Discounts, Is Making Bank Over It


Allie’s Donuts in North Kingstown, RI is a very popular donut shop that decided to post this on the 76th anniversary of D-Day on Facebook and IG:

“Shame on you for your silence.”

Police officers across the country are kneeling in front of protesters, degrading themselves, and this is the effect. Stop trying to please these horrible people. They will never be satisfied.

Because they’re extremely popular the post blew up and they ended up taking it down. Then they issued this “apology” that was really just them doubling down.

“If you felt offended or insulted.”

Translation – it’s your fault if you interpreted that our message shitting on the police was actually us shitting on the police.

“You may have misunderstood our meaning.”

Now, we got your meaning loud and clear. You lump all police and military together, despite the sacrifices they’ve made to protect us, and you think it’s OK because a black guy was killed in Minnesota. You’re not “standing up” for black people by shitting on law enforcement. You’re just being a dickhead.

If you stand by your statement then it’s not an apology.

They’re not just dickheads about race either. They also posted this yesterday.

This is like a lesson in what not to do on your social media accounts if you own a business.

This is the virtual signaling owner Matt Drescher.

Today his business is being flooded with customers and supporters because of his public stance shitting on law enforcement AND military.



That’s the really fucked up part about this – he did this to drum up business. He took advantage of the death of a black man and the ever increasing hatred of police in this country to try to make money. What a worthless, vile piece of shit.

I encourage turtle riders to completely destroy this man’s business. Click here to flood his Facebook page with negative reviews. But more importantly, click here to flood their Google reviews with negative reviews. He can delete his Facebook page or get rid of reviews, but if he gets enough bad reviews on Google it will drastically affect their SEO and you can’t get rid of the bad reviews. Remember to emphasize that he did this on D-Day.

Normally I’m not a cancel culture guy, but at this point it’s clear that we are at war with these cop-hating anarchists. If we are to defeat them we must use their tactics.


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77 Comment(s)
  • Schools are Fueling this BS
    June 12, 2020 at 8:41 am

    Not at all shocking to see that one of the top trolls in projo’s fb comments is a school counselor at The Met Career & Tech. Marybeth Rodrigues is antagonizing anyone critical of Allie’s and minimizing their opinions, how many kids’ minds has she damaged?

  • turtle has a lil pp
    June 9, 2020 at 2:22 pm

    how small is your dick?

  • Opie
    June 8, 2020 at 12:17 pm

    Their donuts gave me green poopies.

  • al capoon
    June 8, 2020 at 10:30 am

    Typical Jew bastard

  • ames1049
    June 8, 2020 at 10:05 am

    Google seems to be removing all reviews that have been posted in the last couple days. The count is hovering at about 1200. May need to revisit in a month or so when they think it’s all died down and shit on their page then.

  • randiguy2006
    June 8, 2020 at 9:42 am

    So should we fuck this business owner like the tattoo guy?

  • NeverAllies
    June 8, 2020 at 9:07 am

    Most guys would tip heavy because of the discount. Basically taking money from the counter staff. Never again.

  • whatevuh
    Dick Hertz from Holden
    June 8, 2020 at 6:33 am

    how much discount can you get on a fucking donut 10 ? 20 cents ? Who gives a shit, it’s just a fucking donut

    • Love Gravy
      June 8, 2020 at 11:28 am

      True, it’s a token, shit discount anyway. Not that I think anybody should get more, but still.

      • whatevuh
        Dick Hertz from Holden
        June 8, 2020 at 4:17 pm

        So, I’m assuming just the discount is gone, If they pay full price (for a fucking donut) they are ok with that? Can you imagine the look on that dickwad’s face if every cop in town came in to still get donuts at full price, then throw them in the parking lot for the birds.

  • Dummy
    June 8, 2020 at 12:11 am

    How to kill a thriving, multi-generational, family owned small business in one craft beer-fueled drunken social media shitpost……

  • BattleBorn13
    June 7, 2020 at 11:21 pm

    Rhode Island is so action packed with liberal twats that he’ll probably make a killing off it.

  • whatevuh
    June 7, 2020 at 9:15 pm

    N. Kingstown police dispatch: There is an alarm going off at Allie’s donuts
    Police officer: ummmm, I can’t hear it

  • Bob Murchison
    June 7, 2020 at 8:05 pm

    Busy signal all day to day……..

  • Matt Drescher jr.
    June 7, 2020 at 8:00 pm

    Take it out daddy, it hurts

  • North of the Border
    June 7, 2020 at 7:42 pm

    $6 for 4 donuts? Fuck that.
    And way to pass on veterans, on D-Day, no less. Little beta cuck probably steals flags off vet graves on Memorial Day.

  • It’s okay to be white
    June 7, 2020 at 7:33 pm

    I can only hope a drunk crashes through the building , a bolt of lightning burns it down , the board of health shuts them down , the IRS audits them , rats and mice infest the place ….. you get my drift . And to all those who showed up to support the communist owner I wish the commie cold on you . This dude is a fucking homo
    And is a bum .

  • Andrea Grocer
    June 7, 2020 at 7:14 pm

    I am really really constipated.

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    Keegan Bradley
    June 7, 2020 at 7:13 pm

    I ain’t paying for those shitty donuts. They suck.

  • bigdaddy
    Joe Biden
    June 7, 2020 at 6:47 pm

    D-day the day the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor

  • Disgusting
    June 7, 2020 at 6:36 pm

    What a complete ass. Typical “progressive.”

  • The Vorlon
    Kosh Naranek
    June 7, 2020 at 6:23 pm

    Well, he won’t have to worry about seeing me in the line, there are plenty of other donut and coffee shops around that are not run by assholes.

  • Lemmings on Parade
    June 7, 2020 at 6:12 pm


  • Jewmerica
    June 7, 2020 at 5:42 pm

    Someone needs to tell the military Israeli lives don’t matter, fighting for kikes doesn’t make you one pay don’t be a cheap Jew and win a war it’s been 75 years.

    • Rabbi Foglemans Ghost
      June 7, 2020 at 7:37 pm

      Just let us find you please ! Eventually you will be exposed . You antisemite scum

  • Michael Collings
    June 7, 2020 at 5:30 pm

    Don’t poke the turtles
    Over and over again
    They never learn

  • Cruller Carl
    June 7, 2020 at 5:15 pm

    What a dick for dumping on police and military just to drum up publicity for his business. Go shove one of your donut sticks up your bunghole, you self-righteous man-child. Maybe for now on people can go to 1 of the other 11 donut selling businesses in the area rather than give him any more of their money.

  • upper deck biscuit
    June 7, 2020 at 5:04 pm

    Do they have public restrooms?

    • Luke Fondleberg (Deez/Doze)
      Luke Fondleberg
      June 7, 2020 at 11:41 pm

      As always, bonus points for an Air Force!!!

  • Amanda Sawyer
    June 7, 2020 at 5:03 pm

    Why has their phone been a busy signal all day?Did they take it off the hook for some reason?
    I wanted to buy donuts so my son could watch me eat them!

  • Klan Rider
    June 7, 2020 at 4:55 pm



  • De-fund Donuts
    June 7, 2020 at 4:39 pm

    About time that a little reverse riot takes place. Be a shame if his donuts caught fire. Never been there and now never will.

  • Full Metal Ratchet
    June 7, 2020 at 4:33 pm

    Jesus H. Christ! Private Pyle, why is your footlocker unlocked?

    Sir, I don’t know, sir!

    Private Pyle, if there is one thing in this world that I hate, it is an unlocked footlocker! You know that, don’t you?

    Allie’s is paying for it, you eat it!

  • Sandusky Breath
    June 7, 2020 at 4:21 pm

    The Webster police chief and his boyfriend buy chocolate donuts
    there to play penis ring toss with.

  • william gross boston police commissioner
    June 7, 2020 at 4:16 pm

    Please do not call (401) 295-8036

  • randiguy2006
    June 7, 2020 at 4:09 pm

    Yeah this should work.

    I know when I want a donut I search online.


  • Jack
    $$$$$ Traitor
    June 7, 2020 at 4:08 pm

    Another leftist, fascist. He must kneel down too!

  • randiguy2006
    June 7, 2020 at 4:07 pm

    “Normally I’m not a cancel culture guy”

    Stop saying this. You have become everything you hated.

  • randiguy2006
    Honkey Town
    June 7, 2020 at 4:04 pm

    No donuts; No peace!

    Defund the police NOW!

  • randiguy2006
    Sorry honkeys
    June 7, 2020 at 3:49 pm

    Oh no. Real dilemma here for whitey. Donuts!

    Lolz, so fun watching you crackers panic.

    • Luke Skywalker
      June 7, 2020 at 4:08 pm

      May the sickle cell be with you.

    • bilbo baggins esq.
      June 7, 2020 at 7:57 pm

      quiet colored boy

    • Not Allie's
      June 7, 2020 at 8:05 pm

      This is obviously a white dude because no black guy in history has ever used the term “Lolz”

  • Who Flung Cum
    June 7, 2020 at 3:44 pm

    This is like the “Jewish Dilemma” for me. Those donuts are so fucking good, but this guy may be the biggest fucking cuck ever born..

  • Shit show
    June 7, 2020 at 3:19 pm

    As a kid I looked at cops as hero’s then dragnet came on tv,and joe Friday ruined my beliefs about cops being nice people.they all hate civilians.period

  • Yankee Division
    June 7, 2020 at 3:10 pm

    What a hypocritical moron, it was the American military that frees the slaves from the South.

    June 7, 2020 at 2:58 pm

    Because of the legacy of hunger on the African continent, the genetic history of individuals with ancestors from there causes them to have a gene which allows them to store nutrients better than those people with ancestors from places with more food availability.

    Some call it the “fat gene”. But it means that people with this gene, when fed with the high fat content of typical American foods, get obese. Look at pictures of modern Africans, most are in good shape, due to eating a traditional African diet.


  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    June 7, 2020 at 2:55 pm

    Drescher you ASSHOLE.

    Have someone stand outside with flyers of what was originally said about police and veterans. If the left likes protests so much perhaps this place should be ‘protested’ out of business. Insulting veterans. That’s on the same level in my book as pedophilia. And you said it, no doubling down now you asshole. Perhaps you shouldn’t post on social media when you’re boozed up.


  • hartf811
    Fat Clemenza
    June 7, 2020 at 2:17 pm

    Nobody in N. Kingstown should pay this shithead for anything this coming week.
    Allies Doughnuts: “100% sale. No breaking windows necessary. Police wont be here to help walk out/no pay. Help yourselves. What’s mine is yours.”

  • Small business 101
    June 7, 2020 at 2:13 pm

    Talk about throwing the Small Business playbook right out the freaking window!

    I am a small business owner and I have yet to encounter the business owner who makes customers and potential customers feel unwelcome. Rarer still, the business owner who makes customers and potential customers feel unwelcome and is thriving.

  • Booger Burgers and Loogie Latte'
    June 7, 2020 at 2:09 pm

    Contaminating customers food has been a common act of disgruntled fast food workers. Now it’s gonna be standard procedure against anyone in a uniform. If you work as a janitor or trash man, the dumb asses only see a name tag and figure you’re close enough to being a cop, one snot salad coming up. If you wear medical scrubs they’ll probably give you your food for free.

    I hope Allies Donuts goes out of business. Matt Drescher looks like A. Courtright the psycho who assaulted the 82 year old veteran in Fall River he also looks a bit like Landon Steele. How much coke and crack do you think Matt Drescher uses more or less than Hunter Biden?

    • Less
      June 7, 2020 at 2:13 pm

      the real question is do you think Joe Biden also banged his son’s widow like hunter did?

      • Affirmative
        June 7, 2020 at 2:20 pm

        Joe Biden definitely tried to have sex with all his step daughters widows or not. He has openly assaulted his staff’s wives and girlfriends numerous times, female secrete service agents, young girls and Hunter is just like dad.

  • Boston Irish
    Dapper O’Neil
    June 7, 2020 at 2:09 pm

    Fuck him, what’s the address?

  • Kenneth Foley
    June 7, 2020 at 2:07 pm

    Save the bullshit
    Vote you righty tighty mother fuckers
    And start workin on gettin 2 other righty votes

  • Andrea Grocer
    June 7, 2020 at 2:01 pm

    I think I’ll leave them a nice review in their parking lot.

    • Hugh Mungous
      June 7, 2020 at 6:48 pm

      Never gets old… LOL

  • Real Talk
    June 7, 2020 at 1:52 pm

    Do you know the muffin man?

  • Crystal Gayle
    June 7, 2020 at 1:42 pm

    Donuts Make My Brown Eyes Blue

      June 8, 2020 at 10:25 am

      outstanding play on words, fucking outstanding

  • ames1049
    June 7, 2020 at 1:27 pm

    Who is he going to call when the looters smash the front door to help themselves a five finger discount during the next “peaceful protest”? I can’t wait!

    “911, please hold to report your emergency”

  • Just Asking
    June 7, 2020 at 1:24 pm

    Can a business commit suicide by cop???

  • The donut truck is backing up
    June 7, 2020 at 1:22 pm

    Beep beep beep beep beep beep

  • RodneyKingDeservedIt
    June 7, 2020 at 1:15 pm

    Soy face selfies… every. single. time.

  • juror seven esq.
    June 7, 2020 at 1:09 pm

    Four donuts for $5.83? get the fuck out of here! only college professors with tenure can afford that. Wait a minute, isn’t URI in No. Kingston? That explains everything?

  • JoeMomma
    June 7, 2020 at 1:06 pm

    I guess I’ll never see another Allie’s donut on base ever again. Ma’s donuts are much better anyhow.

    • Negative
      June 8, 2020 at 12:04 am

      Nope, Kingstown, a lot further South.

  • Mike
    June 7, 2020 at 1:04 pm

    His doing his small part to pressure cops to address the problems in their profession. Not sure what your problem is.

    • Mike
      June 7, 2020 at 1:06 pm


      You need an edit button.

        June 8, 2020 at 10:24 am

        it’s always someone else’s problem, right faggot boy?

    • Their Donuts Suck Anyway
      June 7, 2020 at 1:27 pm

      Because most cops see the truth and know there is nothing most are doing wrong. It’s just an agenda for an election and the sheep are too stupid to realize it. Fuck Allies Donuts and fuck you too Mike

    • Here is my problem Mike
      June 7, 2020 at 1:57 pm

      All the branches of the US military offer opportunity for all:

      Racial and ethnic minority groups made up 40% of Defense Department active-duty military in 2015, up from 25% in 1990. (In 2015, 44% of all Americans ages 18 to 44 were racial or ethnic minorities.)

      What’s his beef there?

      • Matt Drescher Get Fucked Pussy Bottom Boy
        June 7, 2020 at 2:14 pm

        Cuz you probably like Trump and guns and aren’t sissies like him.

        ps. Donuts are garbage food that contribute to obesity and breathing problems.

    • Ray Patriarca
      Mike's Mom
      June 7, 2020 at 6:22 pm

      “Put down that damned PlayStation and get up out of that basement, it’s time for dinner ! You’re a grown man, for Gods sake !”

    • OMG Mike
      June 7, 2020 at 8:52 pm

      “Doing his small part to pressure cops to address the problems in their profession.” Oh yeah, that’ll do it. Why didn’t someone think of this before now. All we had to do to solve police brutality issues was deny them a discount on donuts. Damn it, someone always thinks of these great ideas before I do! Mike, put down the crack pipe and get some help.

    • johny tremain
      June 8, 2020 at 10:30 am

      Maybe he should put a 10% surtax on sales to blacks to force them to put pressure on other blacks to reduce their crimes against society.MIKE SUCK DISEASED BLACK COCK

  • hungry
    June 7, 2020 at 1:03 pm

    Really, we’re talkin about Donuts?

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