Andover Dad Denies Calling DCF Then Immediately Calls Coach’s Methods “STUPID” Because Someone Might Die, Says Turtleboy Is Fake News

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Yesterday we published this blogoutlining allegations that several people with ties to the Andover hockey team were making as to the identity of the person who called DCF on AHS hockey coach Chris Kuchar. According to everyone who emailed or messaged us, it was disgruntled parent and aspiring country music star Scott Nichols:

We messaged him several times for comment and gave him three days to respond. He responded by blocking us, so we were unable to report is side of the story. But we did our due diligence. Now he’s denying it:

If you start off by complaining that Turtleboy is anonymous, you’re probably hiding something. This is what people who are exposed on Turtleboy always do first – complain that they’re being exposed by an anonymous blogger who works for a company out of Worcester.

Next usually comes lawsuits (still undefeated in court), FAKE news allegations, and imaginary sexual harassment. But starting fights in parking lots? That’s a new one.

The best part is how he denies being the DCF whistle blower, and then immediately, in the next breath starts complaining about the coach, making up stories about “unsafe” practices, and calls him STUPID!!

Anyway, we report what credible people tell us. Personally, I believed them because so many people came forward saying the same name, and Scott Nichols fit the profile. But after his denial followed by an immediate condemnation of the coach’s practices and reference to an imaginary track athlete dying, there’s no doubt in my mind who made that call. My question is, did Shelley Berman put him up to it?

31 Comment(s)
  • Super Douche
    February 1, 2018 at 6:03 am

    When the only one who enjoys your singing is you. This is all Suck It’s fault!

  • Not Dave Marsh
    February 1, 2018 at 1:02 am

    He has the teeth of a star.

  • Glory Days
    January 31, 2018 at 8:10 pm

    Angry Pussies raging at each other, they’re all attention starved since high-school or college not even a good income can take the focus off their jowls and beer bellies. Superintendent is an insecure freaky little man embellishing his past and abusing his authority. How did such a bitchy little poser get to where he is.

    The parent who allegedly called DCF is a middle aged man living like a 17 year old girl who wants to be on The Voice. How much did he spend on that crappy video, I would feel embarrassed for him but don’t have time for his silly music fantasies. He should get R Kelly to hook him up with a house and weekly anal penetration.

    • Bania
      January 31, 2018 at 9:01 pm

      Gold ⬆️

  • Bill
    January 31, 2018 at 7:13 pm

    In my day if the coach skated us till we puked we did it. Just a side note you can purposely gag yourself on your mouthgaurd so you do actually puke and then usaully that was the end of the drill for you. Anyone who does not know that must have really enjoyed doing exta sprints and suicide drills. So the fact that you tell your little burner that makes you a moron.

    And sorry your kid got cut.

  • TortugaNino
    January 31, 2018 at 3:22 pm

    Gotta love the hypocrisy of a man who will anonymously report his kids coach to DCF then turn around and bitch about TB’s anonymity. Then again I did not expect a high level of intelligence from a guy who sings “red blooded American” music in the heart of “blue blooded” east coast America. Like, really bro, your from friggin’ Andover, that’s reaaall fuggin country man. I also grew up playing hockey and have skated ’til I puked on more than one occasion, once at 5 am on a school day. If I had gone home to my dad and cried about it I guarantee he would have busted out the garden hose and made a rink of his own just to skate me harder. Then again, my father was a MAN and raised his son to be as well.

  • ElJefe72
    January 31, 2018 at 12:15 pm

    When did TBS change its name to Turtle Head Sports?

  • Super Fan HM
    January 31, 2018 at 11:50 am

    I demand another song and video! All the best music comes from pain.
    “From The rinks of Andover”
    “To the tracks of Tewksbury”
    “Across that shithole Lawrence”
    “A parent called DCF, but I know it wasn’t me”
    Let’s go, Scott! This ain’t your first rodeo! Get that fiddle player and drummer in the studio, and let’s cut a kick ass record!

  • Transgender Cowgurl
    January 31, 2018 at 11:30 am

    I give up! I called DCF because Scottie wouldn’t sign my buttcheek the last time he played at the Ramrod.

  • Jack
    January 31, 2018 at 11:25 am

    I wonder if this Goober realizes the consequences of his actions?
    M.GL. Ch 119 SEC 51 A (Child Abuse, Neglect: Reporting):
    (c) Notwithstanding subsection (g), ………………………..Whoever knowingly and willfully files a frivolous report of child abuse or neglect under this section shall be punished by: (i) a fine of not more than $2,000 for the first offense; (ii) imprisonment in a house of correction for not more than 6 months and a fine of not more than $2,000 for the second offense; and (iii) imprisonment in a house of correction for not more than 21/2 years and a fine of not more than $2,000 for the third and subsequent offenses.

    • True Reality Speaks
      Maura Healey
      January 31, 2018 at 9:36 pm

      Will never happen. Ever.

      Too many wives trying to exact revenge on their ex’s to enforce that law.

      I sleep well at night.

    • The Tiiechert Mean Girl- Please Call Me Jerry Springer Wannabe
      February 2, 2018 at 6:38 pm

      Jack- problem is no one actually frivolously or willfully reported child abuse to DCF. And it wasn’t Scott who reported it. I am here to say, it was myself, DUI Dany Gilllette, and Petey Smith-ey Andover Rep-re-sen’-en’

  • John Wypyszinski
    Herr Doktor
    January 31, 2018 at 10:39 am

    Let me get this straight, Scotty you lying sack of shit – you live in Massachusetts and you don’t know what DCF is? I CALL BULLSHIT. Hey, that flushing sound you keep hearing, Scotty? That’s your reviews on your music, I gotta go leave you one about how much it and you SUCK. Your butt buddy Shelly really set you up but good there dummy. Best thing you can do is hide, stay off social media and wait for this to blow over OR you can grow a pair, man up and stuff Shelly’s goat smelling ass and his agenda up under the bus you find yourself under. Scotty is still a douch for wasting DCF’s time and our tax dollars on this BS, but I don’t think he was smart enough to come up with that on his own. His mouth might have been moving, but I betcha Shelly’s hand was up Scotty’s ass playing ventriloquist.

  • Troubled Ears
    January 31, 2018 at 10:23 am

    His response has the makings of yet another bad country song for him to warble.

  • Finn
    January 31, 2018 at 9:46 am

    Hi Scotty,

    How are those back-pedals working?

    Btw – appealing to emotion (the “local track star who collapsed [and later died]” – how salacious) , doesn’t make your argument any stronger.

    Are coaches really killing their athletes?

    Or do some people have (dormant) health issues that are generally not tested for (heart conditions, for example) because it’s not a common thing in young adults? It wasn’t the coach’s fault when the “local track star” died of a heart attack either. Tragic, yes – but not the coach’s fault.

    Get Fucked,

    • True Reality Speaks
      Finn's dumber than Hugh Jass
      January 31, 2018 at 9:32 pm

      STFU toolbag. This asshole is probably your mentor – full of shit and himself.

      • Finn
        February 1, 2018 at 7:02 am

        Need a tissue?


  • ChrisInShrewsbury
    January 31, 2018 at 9:42 am

    Skate ’em til they puke is effective. It’s called working hard.

    Although, nobody likes to step out of the locker room to see a bucket at center ice, and no pucks for miles. Especially pussy ass kids with queer dads.

    • Barb Miller
      January 31, 2018 at 12:40 pm

      according to someone who was there…nobody puked. Said the skate wasn’t hard enough.

      Boys that age who can skate hard enough to throw up from it are off playing in the USHL somewhere.

      What were they even going to upchuck if they hadn’t been given food or water?

  • Dave Duclos
    January 31, 2018 at 9:39 am

    Gotta love the semantics “I didnt call DCF……..didnt even know what that was”. Uh, ok……..did you contact (email, text or call) ur buddy / accomplice Shelly…… and he (most likely previously planned) then got higher authorities involved to use as a layer of insulation for his duplicitous self? Uh, I think the answer to that would be yes.

    And, any particular reason its the Varsity coaching staff suspended and this guys kid actually plays on the JV team? So, if a coach starved (which is now a proven lie) the kids or ‘bag skated’ (didn’t happen either but even if it did so what) them, it was the JV coach that would have done it not the Varsity! So, makes perfect sense for Shelly to then bump up the JV coach to Varsity for the ‘safety of the children’, nothing at all to do with revenge on Kuchar for his son (who probably shouldn’t even have made the team when he played) not getting enough ice time.

    As Berman has shown in all his past jobs that he was forced to leave in scandal (did the hiring authorities at Andover not have google access before giving him a multi year contract at 250k or so per?), he is not the brightest bulb when it comes to phone records using a tax payer funded phone. If the town has any balls or brains Shelly should be fully investigated with phone / e-mail records made public.

    • ChrisInShrewsbury
      January 31, 2018 at 9:46 am

      Totally agree with you here.

      If you google “Shelly Berman JCPS” you’ll find Internet Gold on this guy. There’s a complete blog about how much he sucks as it follows him from Kentucky to Oregon to Massachusetts. I haven’t had time to read it yet, but there’s something about a “love triangle”.

      • AlyBoBaly
        January 31, 2018 at 7:09 pm

        Haha! Love triangle. I’d love to see pics of the other 2 parties…

        • True Reality Speaks
          Grindr Snitch
          January 31, 2018 at 9:30 pm

          Just google kevin Lynch and evan boyler.

  • LT
    January 31, 2018 at 9:32 am

    In North Andover a track athlete collapsed and died. It was 10 years ago and he had an undiagnosed heart defect. Not sure if that’s what he’s referring to,but apples and oranges.

  • Herb Brooks
    January 31, 2018 at 9:28 am

    This jerk off fairy doesn’t know jack shit about hockey.

    • Strata
      January 31, 2018 at 12:50 pm

      Scott your an embarrassment and we all think your a jerk for what you did. You know how many people you’ve been exposed to as a jerk. Many

    • Krystal Solimine
      February 1, 2018 at 10:26 pm

      And you do loser ?

  • Exactly
    January 31, 2018 at 9:26 am

    Of course the superintendent put him up to it. This parent should just post exactly how the super manipulated him.

    The school committee will be attacking turtleboy next. Andover is a disaster.

  • Ramon
    January 31, 2018 at 9:13 am

    “Pound me in the buns, Shelly.”

    -This guy, probably

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