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Sources: Aspiring Country Singer Scott Nichols Is The Overzealous Parent Who Called DCF On The Andover Hockey Coach

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The other day we blew the lid of the fake news story the mainstream media has been feeding people about an Andover High School hockey coach who is being investigated by DCF for allegedly denying his players food and water for 12 hours after a loss. According to SEVERAL people from Andover who are directly involved with the hockey program and have reached out to us this was all the work of one disgruntled parent – Scott Nichols:

The parent’s name is Scott Nichols. He is the former President of Andover Little League and is well known in town to be a deceitful, politically-motivated in it for only his kids prick. But he does it with a smile so I’m not surprised he was able to pull it off. He made side arrangements to get his kid onto the District team when he was 12. He ended up resigning abruptly as soon as his kids were done.

So we had this name days ago and didn’t want to print it yet because we wanted to speak with him and give him a chance to deny it. We spoke with parents of kids on the team, and some players themselves. All of them had the same name.

Here’s the email from JV coach Peter Loring, dated January 19, 2018 at 5:06 PM, telling kids and parents to bring food and water with them to the game, and listing his lineup:

As you can see his son is on the list. Just want to make it clear that the son had nothing to do with this, and should in no way, shape, or form be blamed for any of this. We are told that he played some varsity earlier in the season, but that recently he’s been a JV guy. So the motive for a helicopter Dad who thinks his kid is being screwed over by a coach is there.

Scott was clearly on the email, so he can’t say he was not aware that it was his responsibility to provide food and water for his son:

We also called DCF for comment, but they do not give out names of “victims,” and even though the parent who is making this all up is lying, technically they are the “victim.”

But of course the real victims here are the coaches and players whose season is interrupted by this, and whose reputations have been severely damaged.

So we messaged Scotty on Facebook and emailed him to see if he had any comment. Three days later we have not received a response and he’s actually gone out of his way to block what he thinks is all of our Facebook accounts.

Do we have definitive proof that it’s him? Nope. Just want to make it clear that these are allegations. LOTS of allegations from trusted sources. But short of an admission from him we never will be able to provide any paperwork to back up these allegations, due to confidentiality with DCF. These are just allegations from other trusted sources, all of whom are telling us that it was him. But the motive is there to be upset with the coach, and he definitely fits the bill of the average suburban parent who’s smarter than the coach because his kid is a super star. Plus, he’s run town Little League and has shown in the past that he likes to get involved with his kid’s sportball teams. He obviously fits the profile.

The difference between this case and others is that normally they just bitch and complain to the coach or administrators. The Andover slugpump took it to a whole new level by calling DCF.

Oh, and we profile a lot of aspiring rappers on Turtleboy, but we’ve never profiled a grown man aspiring country singer, which is exactly what Scott Nichols seems to be:




Murica!! Fits the profile of every guy who said they were gonna boycott the Patriots after they took a knee in September but secretly watched every game after that anyway.

He’s put out some great tunes, like “My America”:

Bro, do you even like America?

OK. Sorry for asking.

Anyone with a flag this big must really, really love freedom.

Doesn’t get much more Patriotic than this.

Hey Scott, can you teach us how to use an Instagram filter?

Anyway, like we said, this is just an accusation that many, many people connected to Andover hockey have sent us. We refuse to say that this is 100% the guy, and we would welcome Scott Nichols to message us back (instead of blocking us and running away which is not a good look) and let us know if it was not him. I’m sure he’d like to clear his name, and we would gladly print his version of the story were he to come forward. Turtleboy is well known for being fair and balanced, and always finding out the whole story.

But ya know who didn’t get to have their name kept out of the press? Coach Kuchar. When people see his name next to “DCF,” they only think one thing – child abuse. Because that’s what DCF investigates – the mistreatment of children. It really doesn’t matter that he’s completely innocent, because the damage is already done to his reputation. Many will not read into this and will only see the headlines from the MSM and assume it’s true. So why should Kuchar’s name be out there but not the name of the guy who many allege is making the whole thing up?


48 Comment(s)
  • Dee
    May 1, 2019 at 1:32 pm

    This. Is. Awesome. Turtle boy you are savage and it’s awesome. I’m almost 50 and laughing my ass off at how articulate your filthy rants are. Priceless. Keep it up.

  • JC
    January 31, 2018 at 8:34 pm

    It’s funny, this source is about as reliable as Infowars, and people are over here sucking the dick of this website, “oh my god he sounds like such a douche-bag.” When the slanderous description of a man by a less than incredible source is all you have to go on, you can’t properly choose a side, or even have the knowledge to insult a man you’ve never met.

    • Finn
      January 31, 2018 at 9:03 pm


      Eat a bowl a dicks.

      Btw – learn the difference between slander and defamation. Neither fits. Just because someone acts like an asshole and gets called out on it doesn’t make it slanderous nor defamation. Dummy.

      The difference between TBS and Infowars : TBS uses cold hard evidence and irrefutable facts when reporting on stories. Infowars use conspiracy theories to lure their readers without substantial facts to back them up.

      You’re argument is moot. Sorry you’re so butt-hurt.

      Get Fucked,

  • cuntass47
    January 31, 2018 at 8:25 pm


  • Anon
    January 31, 2018 at 8:23 pm

    This article is well to put it plainly slanderous, I have known him for years and he has been nothing but nice.

    • Finn
      January 31, 2018 at 8:56 pm


      “This article is well to put it plainly slanderous, I have known him for years and he has been nothing but nice.”

      1. “Slander” is spoken word. I believe you’re thinking “Defamation” (written word). However, it’s not slander nor defamation if it’s true. It’s true.

      2. Knowing someone that is “nice” for years doesn’t mean shit. It certainly doesn’t mean he didn’t make that call to DCF (or anything else shitty). Grow up.

  • itsjustme
    January 31, 2018 at 12:54 am

    This “song” has been murdered by autotune. I’ve never heard a country song with so much autotune before. My ears are bleeding listening to this, can’t imagine what he sounds like live. Good thing I will never find out.

    • awful music
      January 31, 2018 at 6:00 am

      He could save time and photoshop himself onto the stage next to johnny cash or at a country fest concert, autotune is the audio version of photoshop. Lookie hee ma’ I’m in the oval office wooo weee!

  • Gomu
    January 30, 2018 at 11:22 pm

    I kinda hate how all these comments and the post are againsts this guy when you have zero evidence but it’s from a “reliable source” which doesn’t really mean anything at all these days. Maybe if you let this guy talk and don’t spam him with anonymous emails you can get his side of the story and why he did it. I swear most of these comments against this guy are from people who only use this website as there source which is utterly biased against him. Before posting these you should get solid proof on the situation.

    • Finn
      January 31, 2018 at 7:54 am


      You wrote : “Maybe if you let this guy talk and don’t spam him with anonymous emails you can get his side of the story and why he did it.”

      Did you read :
      “…we messaged Scotty on Facebook and emailed him to see if he had any comment. Three days later we have not received a response and he’s actually gone out of his way to block what he thinks is all of our Facebook accounts.”

      Looks like TBS reached out.

      Also, you wrote :
      “Before posting these you should get solid proof on the situation.”

      Don’t you think Scotty should have done that as well (in regards to packing water and food for his son) before calling DCF? Did Scotty actually get “solid proof” that the coach put his kid in harm’s way to warrant a call to DCF?

      Get Fucked,

      • itsjustme
        January 31, 2018 at 11:58 am

        Not to mention in a previous blog (that I’m sure he read) that also gave him a chance and said something like if he didn’t contact them they would publish his name.

  • Heat Miser
    January 30, 2018 at 10:31 pm

    After watching that “My America” video I abruptly converted to Islam, and joined Isis online. I’m currently awaiting my jihadi. The desecration of the TB12 jersey, the Captain America hat, the dramatic close up shots, the fiddle player’s seizure, and the one legged lean against the oversized flag were the breaking points for me. Death to America.

  • Fed Up
    January 30, 2018 at 8:42 pm

    What’s also not gonna help this poor coach is now he is forever listed in the DCF database. Even if they find that he did nothing wrong he will forever be linked to it. Any future employed can ask DCF to run a record check and will have to report that he was investigated for abuse/neglect. 

    Any of the parents involved who had their kid interviewed by DCF is required to get a letter for the outcome of this ridiculous investigation. The letter will be from one of the FOUR investigators assigned to this case. But the parents will be able to ask for the full report and then most of the info will be released directly to them. Waste of time and resources. Idk how DCF even found reason to respond to this rich white kid nonsense. 

    • Finn
      January 31, 2018 at 7:49 am


      In the eyes of people like Carol Connolly, it’s perfectly OK to fuck up the livelihood of a hockey coach – but don’t you dare call out the parent that caused it.

      Which is worse — being embarrassed for being a self-righteous douche or being forever listed in the DCF database?

  • Looossa!
    January 30, 2018 at 7:52 pm

    Wannabe country singer… Bitch please….

  • Barb Miller
    January 30, 2018 at 7:24 pm

    The team should invite him to bring his guitar and sing the National Anthem at their next home game.

  • Lloyd Braun
    January 30, 2018 at 5:38 pm

    A douchebag named Scott. Never saw that coming. 

  • Johnny Rocket
    January 30, 2018 at 3:43 pm

    Can’t believe what this person did to these coaches lives. Let’s not forget that these coaches have families too whose reputations will also be ruined. Why ? All to be sure your kid plays at the next level ? Is his name Orr or Gretzky ? Is it going to be worth it when you are exposed and YOUR life is ruined ? I feel bad for your kid and your wife. They are going to have to put up with the shrapnel.

    The school administrators are also complicit in this injustice. Instead of looking into it first, they instantly reacted and assumed guilt. Typical pompous knownit all liberal asses. Now, they just cost the town a LOT of money. I also hope these coaches get a good lawyer and sue the crap out of them.

  • Lemonade
    January 30, 2018 at 3:00 pm

    A good song could come out of this

  • Archie
    January 30, 2018 at 2:56 pm

    Carol, you are part of the problem. TB didn’t create a problem for his son, HE created a problem for his son. Especially since it was a gigantic LIE

    Good parents do not lie. Good parents do not set their kids up for failure. 

    You are a CUNT

  • Archie
    January 30, 2018 at 2:55 pm

    Carol, you are part of the problem. TB didn’t create a problem for his son, HE created a problem for his son. Especially since it was a gigantic LIE

    You’re a cunt. 

  • Well now
    January 30, 2018 at 1:33 pm

    Who directed this disgruntled parent to file with DCF? Disgruntled superintendent, who knows he can’t do it himself because of 6 page letter he sent inappropriately requesting coach be fired because his son wasn’t playing?

    This parent was just very easily manipulated by superintendent. He is suffering consequences of that.

    • Screw PC
      January 30, 2018 at 2:45 pm

      I bet Carol Connolly told Nichols to do it. See above.

      She’s probably fucking him in the achy breaky hole with a strapon after PTA meetings.

  • ChrisInShrewsbury
    January 30, 2018 at 1:03 pm

    I tried listening to a few of his songs on Youtube, but they’re bathed in mediocrity. Not terrible, but just not good.

    His kid’s band on the other hand is pretty good. I watched them play Iron Maiden, so you know the MOM must be doing something right.

  • Troubled Ears (formerly Nostrils)
    January 30, 2018 at 1:02 pm

    His WORST offense by far is choosing to be a hack country musician.

  • juror seven esq.
    January 30, 2018 at 1:01 pm

    Wait for it, Shelley Berman will come out and defend this guy. Go the way of saying 100% Scott had nothing to do with this.

    The Little League back ground is very interesting.

  • citypoint
    Stan the man
    January 30, 2018 at 12:55 pm

    Guys a squid.

    • True Reality Speaks
      Country Sucks
      January 30, 2018 at 8:05 pm

      What is it with people who think they’re country singers? This little pud is like the male (?) version of that twat wannabe singer that videoed some random guy that she said was upskirting women in Boston lat year and put online to get attention. Forget her name but TB did a few blogs roasting that little bitch.

  • January 30, 2018 at 12:21 pm

    What concerns me with you publishing this article is there is a teenager involved, albeit, indirectly through his father but he is involved. Teenager, boys/girls do not have the maturity to separate this type of scandal from themselves, everything is about them and high school, their words are small.
    You are out to bring justice but is that your role?
    Let this be, let the authorities do their jobs, leave your opinion out of this..
    I know many coaches who yell and scream at 7, 8 10 year old, year olds, walk into any hockey rink in New England,
    You will hear it too…
    Your job is to protect our children.. keep them safe, you got to close to this boys world…

    • Screw PC
      January 30, 2018 at 12:34 pm

      Fuck off, stinkhole.

      That fuckstick called DCF on the coach. That’s basically calling the coach a child molester. Nichols is now answerable, and his kid isn’t going to be his human shield.

    • Screw PC
      January 30, 2018 at 12:38 pm

      And hold the fuck on for a second. You get on this site trying to defend that fucker AND throw orders at us?

      Did someone put a fucking mickey in your chai latte, soccer mom twat? How high are you right now?

    • Travis Rearick
      The Real Autistic Turtle
      January 30, 2018 at 2:23 pm

      The only person who did any damage to that young man is his father Scott, if he did in fact call DCF. Think of the hazing that will ensue upon that boy for what his father did, not Turtleboy.

    • mitch
      January 30, 2018 at 4:46 pm

      sorry carol, but have you ever heard of stage moms ? overbearing moms who are determined to get their little angel into modeling or showbiz ? this is the dad version. i have witnessed it on fields all over new england when my kids played schoolboy sports. for a kid to get a full ride scholarship in any sport he/she has to be EXCEPTIONAL, usually the best around for a long time. many parents of good players have an over expectation of their child’s abilities and many try to live vicariously through their child’s sports career. screaming at coaches and umpires, actually fighting with them or other parents is ,sadly, NOT uncommon. this father apparently took it to another level and should pay a price for his behavior which not only damages his own child, but ALL the others playing.

    • Finn
      January 30, 2018 at 7:48 pm

      Dear Carol,

      “What concerns me with you publishing this article is there is a teenager involved, albeit, indirectly through his father but he is involved”

      His father did that.

      “You are out to bring justice but is that your role?”

      Justice? Meh. I think it’s more like reporting shitty behavior (aka raising social awareness – sound better?)

      “leave your opinion out of this..”

      No. It’s a blog. That’s what blogs do. If you don’t like reading it, go somewhere else.

      “I know many coaches who yell and scream at 7, 8 10 year old, year olds, walk into any hockey rink in New England”

      You know many morons. That statement made zero sense.

      “Your job is to protect our children”

      By yelling and screaming? Who’s job? TBS? We as a society? Are you arguing that a parent’s shitty behavior shouldn’t be exposed if it hurts the child? A lot of criminals would get a pass – wouldn’t they?

      “you got to close to this boys world…”

      “too, to, and two.” When will you people learn?

      Get Fucked,

  • John Wypyszinski
    Herr Doktor
    January 30, 2018 at 12:10 pm

    This ass muncher needs to be punk slapped repeatedly. You waste tax dollars on a BS complaint, AND waste DCF investigators’ time on top of that. You F-ing douche. Too cheap to slap some PB&J on some bread for your kid and toss some water bottles in a bag so your kid’s fed and watered then you blame the coach? Yeah, screw you punk. Forget your music career, I see your reviews CIRCLING THE DRAIN for your stuff dipstick…I love karma.

  • Rick Shaw
    Rick Shaw
    January 30, 2018 at 12:07 pm

    What a narcissistic asshole. What he inadvertently did was to make his kid’s life miserable. What he intentionally did was to drag the names of these coaches through the mud. Even though they were not guilty of what this dink alleged, it will take time to repair their reputations. I hope to god they sue this imbecile and the Andover School System.

    • Johnny Rocket
      January 30, 2018 at 3:37 pm

      Well said.

  • Vladimir PutInAss
    January 30, 2018 at 11:32 am

    This guy is ur typical gayyyyyyy ass preppy parent who’s kids need to be bullied

  • Ball Stompin' Ed
    January 30, 2018 at 11:08 am

    Imagine having this cock smooch as your dad. LOL what a doofus.

  • Huey Lewis
    January 30, 2018 at 11:07 am

    That song was so hack I legit got the douche chills.

    • The News
      January 30, 2018 at 11:28 am

      It’s hip to be square. 

  • Scott Nichols is a Betacuck
    January 30, 2018 at 11:07 am

    Hahahahaha I’ve been WAITING for this blog since the first one came out. I hope he responds. He probably won’t because he sounds like a giant pussy

    • hippocuck
      January 30, 2018 at 2:04 pm

      man you stupid ass head ass concrete ass lookin ass pickle chin ass stupid ass concrete head ass lookin like you eat sand head ass boah

      • No Doy
        January 31, 2018 at 9:04 am

        Hippocuck = Scott Nichols

  • Oh No
    January 30, 2018 at 10:55 am

    Damn, take that Patriot jersey off before you jinx them!!!
    I focused on the “this has been done like a million times” music video. Band sounds good but just another guy who sings halfway decent and knows a few chords playing his crappy high school poetry to “music’. ughhhhh…….(or in this case this middle age patriot poetry)…ok going to go stick a screwdriver into my knee cap now.

    • Strata
      January 30, 2018 at 12:44 pm

      Scott, I side with the coaches, you loser. Crave attention much? You got some here … most people you know will be sending this link and talking about what a jerk you are. They are.

      Do you even feel bad at all for the reputation ding or false accusations to the school & coaches? Innocent folks just trying to make a difference. Grow the “F” up

      DCF involved …… ridiculous

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