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Andover Hockey Coaches Exonerated By DCF, Scott Nichols Should Be Publicly Shamed By DCF And Arrested For Making Up Lie, Wasting Taxpayer Money On Bogus Investigation

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Good news:

DCF has finally finished their “investigation” and used countless taxpayer dollars to reach the same conclusion that we reached for free over a month ago – the entire thing was a lie. We had receipts proving they all ate Panera Bread, we had emails proving that kids were told to pack food and water, and we had kids telling us that they all had food and water. But of course the MSM and DCF weren’t interested in any of this because they have way too much pride to admit that we are REALEST news that as ever existed. Ever.

We knew that it was all the result of one parent who wasn’t happy with his kid’s ice time, circumventing district policy by contacting DCF instead of the principal, and making up a complete LIE about kid being denied food and water.

We knew that it was encouraged by corrupt superintendent Shelley Berman, who lied to the media when he said the hockey team was denied food for 12 hours on a road trip, and then lied again about the existence of a 6 page letter he wrote two years ago when his sucky kid rode the pine as a senior.

We knew that it was perpetuated by a complicit School Committee that abdicated their authority and fully supported a DCF investigation AND the superintendent, despite the known existence of the 6 page letter proving that Shelley Berman was not impartial.

We’ve already named the parent – failed country music singer Scott Nichols. And he all but admitted it was him in his Facebook denial:

If you’re gonna deny that you’re the one who called DCF, don’t end your post with a rant about how the coach is STUPID and act like your kid is gonna die at hockey practice. It only makes it too obvious that it was you. Also, if you want people to believe you then you probably shouldn’t make up a bunch of lies about Turtleboy for outing you. Parking lot fights? Sexual harassment? Milky Mike Gaffney being libeled? Fraud? Yea, those things are about as believable as your denial that you were the one who called DCF.

This guy should be in jail right now. Think of what he did:

  • Wasted taxpayer money on 2 separate investigations
  • Blatantly lied to DCF because he was mad his kid got demoted to JV
  • Put his innocent kid through the pain and humiliation of being the son of an asshole who ruined their season
  • Cost a bunch of innocent kids half their hockey season
  • Brought unneeded bad press on the town of Andover for over a month
  • Tried to permanently ruin the reputation of three innocent coaches who had done NOTHING wrong
  • Diverted critical DCF resources away from kids who really need help. Two kids in Brockton were stabbed to death by their mentally ill mother while DCF was doing sit down interviews with 17 year olds and asking them how long they went between eating Panera Bread and Cliff bars.

At the very least DCF owes it to the taxpayers and the community of Andover to release the liar’s name. Why should he get to remain confidential and anonymous while Chris Kutchar was dragged through the mud by the lying and complicit mainstream media? Why was Turtleboy the ONLY media outlet interested in actually finding out the truth?

Seriously what was the risk Scott Nichols took by making up this lie? If people don’t get punished for lying about serious allegations like this, then what’s the incentive NOT to lie? By not reporting his name DCF and the Andover Public Schools have opened the door for any psychopath parent who wants to get revenge on a teacher or coach. And this was all over FOOD!! Imagine if he made up a lie and said that his kid’s teacher touched him? What’s to stop the next parent from making up a lie like that? If you get caught there’s ZERO REPERCUSSIONS!!

I’d love to go to Coach Kuchar’s first game back tomorrow night at home against Waltham. If you’re an Andover resident or live close by, definitely hit up the game to show your support for a good coach who just woke up from a nightmare. If you got Turtleboy gear, wear it. I’d say order some now but it wouldn’t get there for tomorrow. I don’t know much about Waltham hockey, but I can’t help but feel bad for them. They’re going to be going up against an inspired, and angry hockey team that will be rejuvenated like no team has ever been before.

27 Comment(s)
  • Hockey mom
    February 17, 2018 at 12:51 pm

    These people who place their kids in hockey then complain it’s too hard, TRY A DIFFERENT SPORT!!! Hockey has always skated them till they puke and if your kid is too sissified for it, too bad. I’m tired of snowflake parents trying to change this sport. This is a hard, aggressive, trying sport . Don’t like it? LEAVE!!!

  • Mrs. Finkle
    February 17, 2018 at 9:35 am

    Scott Nichols should die of gonorrhea and rot in hell..

  • Krystal Solomine
    February 16, 2018 at 11:01 pm

    Other light bulb is- the DCF complaint was NEVER about food & water- it was about skating kids punitively until they puked- this whole thing about no food and water, WTF…the main complaint was Kuchar stated “punishment for losing is skating [brought in a large trash bin]” Players asked “what is that”, Kuchar stated “you’ll skate until you puke”- THAT was the complaint, not this craziness about food n water….get the story straight people…

    • You’re an Idiot.
      February 17, 2018 at 12:21 am

      Oh please. When I was in high school, two players got caught cheating and running less than the two miles we were supposed to run before practice began. Our coach made them run the rest of practice and one of them puked. The lesson to NOT CHEAT was not lost on any of us. Were these kids actually skated until they puked? Could parents have said something to the coach instead of wasting the time of DCF investigators or wasting taxpayer dollars on TWO investigations? Way to teach your kids about confronting someone when you think they’re doing something wrong and advocating for yourself or someone you care about.

      Kids these days have it too easy and face zero consequences for anything due to helicopter parents that don’t want their precious snowflakes to ever feel uncomfortable. Sports are about building character and learning life lessons, it’s not supposed to be easy. If you don’t want your kid to be uncomfortable then don’t make them play sports. Period.

    • Well, No Shit
      February 17, 2018 at 7:58 am

      Those poor little cherubs! Being made to skate so hard that their poor little tummies heaved! Oh, the sheer horror!

      Were the kids bitching about it after practice, or were their overprotective helicopter mommies and daddies the ones crying?

      Bottom line; you want to participate in a sport where there’s minimal chance of breaking a sweat? Pick up some fucking golf clubs. I’m sure Andover has no less than 100 pro shops in a five mile radius. Find one. 

    • Mrs. Miller
      February 17, 2018 at 9:49 am

      You really should just stop. What you did is reprehensible and unforgivable and it’s not just a few people who feel that way. There is no excuse you could come up with, or defense you could use at this point to justify what you did. Your story is pure fiction…and it’s been proven. Best thing you could do now is to just shut the fuck up.

    • The real Krystal
      February 17, 2018 at 10:05 am

      I would appreciate you NOT using my name for your nonsense. I think you are aware that I am in full support of the coaches involved. If this is the person responsible for all this trouble, I think you have done enough damage and should stop using other peoples names.

    • The real Krystal
      February 17, 2018 at 10:06 am

      I would appreciate you NOT using my name for your nonsense. I think you are aware that I am in full support of the coaches involved. If this is the person responsible for all this trouble, I think you have done enough damage and should stop using other peoples names.

  • Barbie
    February 16, 2018 at 8:17 pm

    Actually Turtle Boy Sports and Jennie Tiichert should both be the ones arrested for harassment, slander, and libel. Mr. Nichols did NOT call DCF nor was part of this. It is sick and twisted that a select few (and literally a select few) loser hockey parents blamed the one parent that they have had a long-term beef regarding years ago with little league. They took this opportunity to retaliate against Mr. Nichols. Turtle you need to get yourself ready for court…
    No one cares in Andover Turtle about your loser blog….except a very select few of Andover losers (AKA J-to-the-T-to-the-T- Oh Yea!!!)

    • Well, No Shit
      February 17, 2018 at 7:52 am

      Sigh. 

      Another internet lawyer. Perfect. 

      Just saying, I don’t think that the words that you’re using mean what you they think do. 

    • Barbies and Babs
      February 17, 2018 at 8:00 pm

      ^^^ @Babs and Barbie

      short bobbed soccer mom haircut check_/

      drives Cadillac Escalade Gold Package, My Child is on the Honor Role” bumper sticker check _/

      Stick Family on Back Window _/

      Starbucks Easy Pay on iPhone _/

      Voted for Hillary Clinton _/

      says “yummy” and “nom nom nom” often _/

      Body weight of 280lbs to 320 lbs depending on the season _/

      comments that no one but losers cares about the TB blog…while commenting on yes….the TB blog _/

      Belongs to mommy bloggers of Andover on Facebook _/ _/ _/

  • Babs
    February 16, 2018 at 8:08 pm

    you guys are all complete morons, Scott Nichols was NOT the person who reported to DCF, all of you are up the wrong ass..

    • Well, No Shit
      February 17, 2018 at 8:02 am

      Whether is was Randy Travis Nichols or not, whoever did it is a RAGING fucking tool.

      DCF? Really? That coward should really consider drinking a bottle of Clorox.

    • Saw Scotti having dinner with your wife
      February 17, 2018 at 10:15 am

      Babs dear, do tell, who was it? And how do you know it wasn’t him. You wouldn’t be one of Scottie’s groupies positioning for an invite to his St. Patricks Day Soiree?

      Consider this, the wives of Scotti-boy’s friends that defend ole Scotti with the most enthusiasm have most likely had or are having a physical relationship with Scotti-boy. Extreme narcissists like Scotti can often be quite charming, long enough to get what they want. It goes without saying men like him have affairs with their friends wives and feel it is their right.

  • Fuck
    February 16, 2018 at 6:32 pm

    Do you realize how often this happens with actual parents? Parents who never dreamed never the less done something warenting DCF investigation. It takes one disgruntled teacher, family member, friend, etc to force an open case. Obviously this was pretty high profile as far as DCF cases go. There needs to be a non scumbag devision of investigators for parents who work and contribute to society, maybe even ask the kids how they feel. I have seen too many good parents hurt by this system. I absolutely do not mean anyone I have seen brought to justice on turtle boy, those people deserve what they get. This story however proves how wrong it can go. What if another parent of a few during the investigation said their kids where bought food and only had 1 minute to eat it or they where ordered something they where allergic too… possibilities are endless. This coach would have been permanently scarred.

    • Well, No Shit
      February 16, 2018 at 7:26 pm

      Absolute truth. 

  • Scott Sucks Dicks in Hell
    February 16, 2018 at 5:41 pm

    Guarantee.. Guarantee Scott pudgy Nichols don’t see what all the fuss is about. He’s the fucking king, he’s right and everybody else is wrong.

    Guarantee this middle aged adolescent can talk about himself for hours and has groupie couples who will buy a hundred copies of his shitty album just to get invited to his next party. Anyone as narcissistic and controlling as this cunt always collects piles of weak faggot couples who need his wisdom and arrogant bullshit. He’s a fucking fag.

  • Heat Miser
    February 16, 2018 at 2:08 pm

    How dare you, TB! Scott Nichols ode “My America” is a fucking national treasure. You’re telling me you don’t fantasize about firing a musket ball through a Red Coat’s heart at The Battle of Bunker Hill, or parachuting into Normandy on D-Day and taking out a platoon of Kraut scum with your sniper rifle? Chills, man. Chills.

    • Groundhog
      February 16, 2018 at 2:25 pm

      Settle down, Toby Keith

    • Freedom
      February 18, 2018 at 1:38 pm

      An ancestor of mine DID die at the Battle of Bunker Hill. He was fighting against the British regulars. My dad fought in WW2 DVA and was all about hockey. Whoever reported this may have put a true child at risk w/out the attention that may have protected that said child. BUT I can say this, the minute you use the f word and post it in describing a song as a national treasure is a sad day in this country. So your stance on the song now becomes totally worthless to me, and probably for many more. Fantasizing is not actually risking anything, which my ancestors and family did over and over again. As is always said: it is a rich man’s fight but a poor man’s war.

  • juror seven esq.
    February 16, 2018 at 2:06 pm

    Do you think that the superintendent will just roll over and accept the finding of DCF?
    He’ll tie up the reinstatement with loads of red tape. Will hold up any action until, first the school committee meets. Second, because of school vacation the HS principal and AD could not review the DCF report. Third, because of possible legal action town console will have to be brought in to advise on challenging the report. Next thing you know the hockey season is over.
    All the while Shelley is planning his exit from Andover.

  • KJDS
    February 16, 2018 at 1:47 pm

    I 100% agree that anyone who files a false report (of any kind) out of malice should be prosecuted.

  • Brian sucks cock
    February 16, 2018 at 1:37 pm

    His voice sounds like two cats fucking and nails on a chalkboard. We know it was him. Buddy, you’re a music wannabe
    How about get a real job. Wait, I forgot. You’ll fail at that too

  • Fake Mike Danton
    February 16, 2018 at 1:30 pm

    This could have gone very differently, with great harm and injustice being done, had TB not put the full court press on, while no one else seemed to care to find out the truth.

  • Well, No Shit
    February 16, 2018 at 1:25 pm

    Scott Nichols has the kind of face that begs to have a tire iron sunk in it. He just looks like a typical “bro” cocksocket.

    Fuck him and fuck his shitty, Dollar General-level “talent.”

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