Another Abled Bodied Person Parks In Webster Square Plaza Handicapped Spot, Goes Into Planet Fitness But Turtleboy Is NOT A Judgement Free Zone

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It seems like Webster Square plaza in Worcester is a magnet for people who like to park in handicapped spots but aren’t actually handicapped. A few weeks back it was the city worker getting lunch on the clock.

Then it was the Yellow Cab driver who didn’t feel like walking 50 extra feet to get where he was going.

Here’s a message we received from a turtle rider yesterday, who was on their way into Planet Fitness in that same plaza.

Walking into planet fitness tonight in Webster square around 7, I see this chick park in the closest handicap spot without a placard and walk right into the gym…. I have pics of the car. This kind of laziness drives me insane. Mass plates 5NH 185 blue Civic. 


I used to go to this Planet Fitness. You have no idea how many times I wanted to park in the handicapped spot. It’s right there, and would totally save me the hassle of going 10 spots down and walking 75 extra feet in the freezing cold. But I didn’t even consider it, not because I’m some noble person, but because I understand that’s it’s a HUGE dick move to do that. I have the luxury of being able bodied, even though I’m kind of a fat ass. Disabled people have to go through life every day without the ability to do the things that the rest of us do without thinking twice. The least we can do is give them preferential parking.

Of course the real irony here is they were going to the gym, where more than likely they engaged in physical activity that disabled people wished they could partake in. And naturally it had to be Planet Fitness, where they can’t be judged for doing this. Unfortunately for them Turtleboy is NOT a judgement free zone. So if our DMV or towing people wanna let us know who this car belongs to, we’d love to find out. Slide into our DM’s if that’s the case.

9 Comment(s)
  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    Public Sector Unions Rule
    January 16, 2019 at 11:17 pm

    HEY MORONS! DPW is allowed to park anywhere we want. We’re the Government! Bunch of jealous cry babies.

    • Nee Chi
      January 17, 2019 at 8:40 am

      Way to be outraged bro. Way to be outraged…
      Stay woke,

      • murdochpatsymcreynolds
        Public Sector Unions Rule
        January 17, 2019 at 5:44 pm

        Just keep paying your taxes, loser. I wanna buy a beach house this summer.

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    January 16, 2019 at 8:47 pm

    In the era before dash cams and cameras everywhere, my friend had an F250 with diamond-steel i beams welded to his front and back in place of bumpers.

    He used to play demolition derby with jerks who parked like this

    He would have rammed her car out of that spot, laughed, and gone home to have a brew with a grin on his face.

    Too bad he doesn’t have that truck any longer.

    • WErFUKED
      January 19, 2019 at 11:33 am

      Your friend sounds like a bigger ass than this girl who parked in a handicapped spot.

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    January 16, 2019 at 8:41 pm

    There should be a law that if you spot a car parked like this, you are permitted to vandalize the living shit out of the vehicle.

  • Beau Knorr
    January 16, 2019 at 8:19 pm

    Right on, brother, keep on shaming these creeps who think parking in a handicapped spot like a self-centered, ignorant puss bag is OK. Maybe the more people might think somebody is looking over their shoulder the better everybody who depends on this parking will be.

  • Deval in the closet Patrick
    January 16, 2019 at 5:58 pm

    What’s wrong Randall? Hemorrhoid get caught in your teeth?

  • randiguy2006
    Randall Guy
    January 16, 2019 at 5:41 pm

    Lets find out who this is and shame her into suicide!
    Or a fake ass apology to get your fanboys off her case.
    Either one.

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