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Another Worcester Man Got Shot, Didn’t Realize It, Ate Thai Food, Drove Himself To Hospital 48 Hours Later, Pretty Sure He’s Lying


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City of Worcester: On Tuesday, June 28 at 11:30 AM, Worcester Police responded to a city hospital for a report of a male suffering from a gunshot wound. Upon arrival, police located a 46 year old male gunshot victim.

The male victim informed police that he was walking home on Sunday night from a Thai restaurant located at 545 Southwest Cutoff when he heard a “pop” sound and then felt a pain in his back. The victim stated that he continued walking home, ate his food, and went to sleep. When he woke up on Monday morning, the victim stated that he was in pain and found it difficult to move. The victim informed police that he slept most of the day Monday. When he woke up Tuesday morning, the victim was still in pain and noticed a large amount of blood on his clothing and his bed.

At this point, the victim drove himself to the hospital. The victim informed police that he did not initially realize he had been shot and was unsure which direction the shot had come from. Staff at the hospital confirmed that the victim was suffering from a through and through gunshot wound to the left chest area. Doctor’s informed the police that the victim is in serious but stable condition.


This is the most bad ass story we’ve ever heard…..if it’s true……which it’s probably not. But we just so want to believe it’s true, because it would be such an amazing story.

Dude was walking home from getting “Thai food” on Route 20. Stop right there. Turtleboy has lived in Worcester for a long time and he had no idea there was Thai food on Route 20. When he says “Thai food” he meant, “I ran out of one dollar bills so they kicked me out of the Lamplighter.”

Then he hears a “pop” and gets a pain in his back. For whatever reason he decides to shrug it off and keep walking down Route 20, most likely because he didn’t want the Thai food to get cold.

Then he wakes up on Monday in pain. But instead of going to the hospital (because he’s been shot), he decides to sleep the rest of the day. It is unknown he ate the Thai food leftovers for lunch.

Then Tuesday rolls around and he wakes up and is like, “Oh snap, I’ve been shot!” Because he didn’t bleed at all on Sunday or Monday. Just Tuesday.

Then instead of calling 911 he decides to get into his car and drive himself to the hospital. He tells them he didn’t realize he was shot and he has no idea what direction the shot came from, even though he was shot directly in the chest.

Yup, this story sure checks out. After all, Worcester is the only place in America where everyone gets shot but nobody seems to ever die.


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9 Comment(s)
  • BobnMic
    June 29, 2016 at 11:25 pm

    Probably carrying illegally, shot himself because he does not know what he is doing with firearms, stashed the gun then made the whole fucking thing up. Because when gun shot victims to any area hospital for treatment the Police are automatically notified to respond and investigate.

  • Reddog
    June 29, 2016 at 8:13 pm

    If he had a car,why didn’t he drive to the Thai place. Seems like the logical thing to do,unless he lives in the trailer park next door.

  • Wabbitt
    June 29, 2016 at 6:20 pm

    Clearly this man is a Highlander. Better chop off his head and take his strength.

  • moor
    June 29, 2016 at 4:55 pm

    It’s very possible if he got shot through and through with a .22 short he may not feel more than a small tap and if he was drunk enough, sleep with no pain.
    that thai place is across from price chopper on greenwood st and next to mcdonalds on rt 20.
    the “why” of why someone shot him is very simple, “he lives in Worcester”, do they need another reason ???

  • Light Brite
    June 29, 2016 at 4:25 pm

    Hell, some bad ass women go for 9 months without realizing they were pregnant, plop out the kid, and say OH SNAP DID I DO THAT? Bunch of dumb asses.

  • KimberlyS
    June 29, 2016 at 2:48 pm

    Years ago, I was going to school in Milwaukee, WI. I was working at a Domino’s, and one of our delivery drivers was a rather sizable woman. One night, she was shot at on a delivery run.

    But she didn’t realize that she had actually been shot until later that night when she parked in a well lit parking lot. That’s when she noticed the blood, and a bullet lodged in her car door. It seems that the bullet went through a layer of fat, and she really didn’t feel it that much.


    • Infidel Larry
      June 29, 2016 at 7:45 pm

      Probably wouldnt have felt a harpoon either.

  • Devils Mouthpiece
    June 29, 2016 at 2:25 pm

    That address would be Racha Thai. Decent food for a reasonable price. I thought that was actually Auburn.

    • Ghfggg
      June 29, 2016 at 2:41 pm

      Racha is legit. Horrible location.

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