Anti-Cop Hampshire Snowflake Alec Larson Worked For Company That Built The Malden Police Station

In a hilarious twist of fate, anti-cop Hampshire snowflake Alec Larson wrote a lot of his screeds while being employed at Commodore Builders, which built the Malden Police Station.

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So a few people have left comments that Alec Larson is NOT the flag-burning Hampshire College snowflake who flipped off a bunch of veterans before retreating to his safe space behind the police that he hates so much. All of them are from Alec’s friends from Dover. None are from Hampshire students. We even got this message as well:


So…….is it him? Well here’s what we know for sure. This is 1,000% Alec Larson’s Facebook page:


So we know for a fact that Shallot-Hands Alec = Alec Larson.

We know that Alec Larson is a rich white kid from Dover who attends or attended Hampshire College:


We know that this is what he chose to use as a cover photo on Facebook:


We know that this is what he said after five Dallas cops were assassinated by a black lives matter terrorist:


We know that he sent this message to the Baton Rouge Police Department after three of their officers were assassinated by a black lives matter terrorist:


And we know that he currently is an intern at Charles Services Law Practice.


So just to review – Alec Larson is a piece of shit turdlinger lucky sperm, regardless of whether or not he attended the rally on Sunday. That’s just a scientific, documented fact. We also know the Hampshire snowflake shares all of these same views on the police and veterans.


If Alec Larson wanted to clear this up he could and he probably would. But the kid who loved talking shit about cops on Facebook has suddenly made his Facebook profile completely private, now that we’ve posted his LinkedIn page. Yup, nothing fishy about that.

Speaking of Facebook and Linkedin, for a kid who hates the establishment, the police, and the people who have fought for this country so much, he eveidently worked at Commodore Builders. If Commodore Builders rings a bell, it’s because they’re kind of a big deal. One of their most recent projects was building the new Malden Police Station. Keep in mind, they hired a Hampshire College student who by his own admission thinks all cops are “pigs” who deserve to die because they “should’ve been dentists.”



Keep in mind, Alec Larson thinks Patriots should, “fuck off.”


Oh yea, and look where he used to work:


Commodore Builders. Someone must’ve hooked him up with a job, because let’s be honest – a degree from Hampshire College isn’t gonna get you a job on your own.

Why would Commodore Builders hire someone like this? I mean, just look at the classes he was taking at this bootleg “college” in Amherst:


After a few semesters of that he quickly transformed into a legendary asshat, and just like that everything went down the shitter.





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23 Comment(s)
  • Reality Bites
    March 13, 2019 at 9:45 pm

    The irony of this story is what a shitty job that company did building that station. It’s a complete piece of shit and is unsafe and WAY too small. Ask a Malden cop what they think about the new station. It’s a fucking joke and the taxpayers were robbed again.

  • Dr. Steve
    February 10, 2017 at 2:25 am

    I fully support Alec. When cops are killed, our country is made bit more free.

  • your new best friend
    December 1, 2016 at 12:28 am

    all white people look the same to you huh? fucking racist

  • Reddog
    November 30, 2016 at 7:17 pm

    I see he is interning at a law firm. I wonder how long he would last working for Fiesty.

  • eyelee
    November 30, 2016 at 11:52 am

    I am a Hampshire College student, as are many of the folks who commented on your previous bullshit article about Al3c. He graduated years ago. You are falsely accusing him of doing something that he had no involvement in whatsoever. That you would go so far as to endanger not only Al3c but his family as well is atrocious and despicable.

    • Duke Westwood
      November 30, 2016 at 12:05 pm

      Please… tell me… how does pointing out his FACEBOOK page endanger him? Does he have no responsibility for putting those things out in the public forum? Maybe he should have kept his private thoughts in some kind of private manifesto… Alec, Alec, Alec said those things himself. He put them on the most trafficked website on the planet, himself. ALEC did that. Take some responsibility snowflake. Alec Larson is a big boy… Responsibility. This Al3c is bullshit baby stuff… Time to grow up kids…

    • Talisman
      November 30, 2016 at 12:36 pm

      The only thing Alick is in danger of is his own dickbaggery and getting his little SJW feelings hurt. However, I do hope his shitting on cops and veterans awards him the distinction of living in his mommy’s basement the rest of his hopefully short miserable existence.

    • MrSmiley
      November 30, 2016 at 3:33 pm

      I think it’s great that all of you delicate pearls from Hampshire keep coming here and not using his name as though it’s going to NOT make this come up on a google search for Alec Larson.. Who’s in danger? Whether it’s him or not he owns what he’s representing isn’t that what you fookers fight for? Nowthat he’s got attention it’s unacceptable…. Tough luck sweetie!

    • Georgewashington
      November 30, 2016 at 4:04 pm

      So prove them wrong, then. Tall accusation for a keyboard warrior. 3y3l33.

  • Whocares
    November 30, 2016 at 11:09 am

    He is just one of thousands of shittards out there! !!!!!

  • Not really blogworthy
    November 30, 2016 at 9:21 am

    Redundant story, TBS. And what connection do you make with him being a cop hater and his mother being VP at Commodore? Just because the company she works for did several million dollars worth of work to build a police station, doesn’t mean she or anyone in her family has to be pro cop. She’s a business woman making a VP businesswoman’s buck.

  • Talisman
    November 30, 2016 at 9:05 am

    Absolutely the same shitbag in all photos. Either that, or it’s a lost twin brother where both shitbags have had their nose broken (no surprise) or have had it crammed up an ass long enough to cause a defect where their nose curves slightly to the left.

  • NoseFace
    November 30, 2016 at 8:10 am

    As much as I would love to jump aboard the “I would bang the mom” bandwagon, my MILF instincts are presenting two major areas of concern. Pancake titties and way too much pubic hair. But hey, if that’s your thing then by all means don’t let my opinion sway you.

  • Shackleford
    November 30, 2016 at 7:03 am

    Finish him!

  • Gilly13
    November 30, 2016 at 5:44 am

    Pivot man in a circle jerk.

  • Eve
    November 30, 2016 at 4:45 am

    Alec is about 6 feet tall. Mystery kid is below average height. Alec has red hair. Protest kid has light hair. Better luck next time, here’s your participation trophy!

    • Ben
      November 30, 2016 at 5:48 am

      Seems the easiest way to clear this all up would be for that little prick to come out and deny it himself but no … Perhaps some correspondence directed towards the firm he’s interning at or…a question posed to the former navy CEO of mama’s employer.

      • Eve
        November 30, 2016 at 6:50 am

        I know both of them. They are different people. I find it funny that lineup identifications aren’t a whole lot to base criminal cases on, but you can’t even match two people in pictures right in front of you. Your cognitive biases are profound.

        • MrSmiley
          November 30, 2016 at 8:28 am

          Soooo both people suck. What’s the problem? Whether it’s him or not, the internet is forever. If his opinions and views are something he’s proud of he should stand up for them. If Alec Larson isn’t that person from the picture he sucks anyways just based on his social media footprint so no big loss. We are all….Entertained.

          • betacuck
            November 30, 2016 at 6:06 pm

            Hampshire student here. You should find out the identity of the guy in the photo. Troll both.

  • Mr Butthurt
    November 30, 2016 at 12:33 am

    Feel bad for his parents. They probably have no clue what a douchenozzle they have raised.

    BTW Would hit Mom

    • GFY
      November 30, 2016 at 6:56 am

      You mean they probably have no clue what a douche nozzle the nanny raised.

      PS. Whether that is the right kid or not, the important thing is that I would bang his mom

  • Twat tickler
    November 29, 2016 at 11:30 pm

    Cock meat sandwich!

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