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Meet Alec Larson: The Flag-Burning Hampshire Snowflake Who Ran To The Cops, Raps About Killing Women, Called Dead Dallas Cops “Pigs” Who Should’ve Been Dentists

The Hampshire student who ran to the cops after chucking the bird at American flag activists is a rich kid from Dover who has said some insane things about cops and the military.

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So yesterday at the pro-American flag rally at Hampshire College over 1,500 people showed up to show support for the greatest country that has ever existed. A couple Hampshire College troglodytes rolled out of bed at 1:30 and came on down to see what was going on. One little naniburger in particular showed up in his hipster glasses, told the crowd to fuck off, gave them all the middle finger, and then IMMEDIATELY ran to the comfort and safety of the police:


Not that he was ever in danger. Watch this video and see what veterans do to make this delicate sunflower feel safe:

The veteran next to him tries talking to the kid, reassuring him that he is there to make sure he is safe.


Of course the kid is too much of a pussy to look him in the eye. Shocking.

We now know for a fact that Alec was the student who led the flag burning, which ultimately led to the school no longer flying the American flag. And our good friend Michele McPhee at 1510 WMEX Boston, had a listener inform her of this snowflake’s name – Alec Larson:





And like many Hampshire College students he has changed his name online in a vain attempt to stay hidden. But we got him now.



Yup, he’s 24. And he’s still at Hampshire College. Because there’s nothing Hampshire College students fear more than the real world.

Alec works (or worked) at the Brae Burn Country Club in Newton, which is near his hometown of Dover, MA – the second wealthiest town in Massachusetts


And as you can see from his profile picture, he is a card carrying member of “black lives matter.” Which is weird, because of the 5,500 people that live in Dover, only 0.41% are black. In other words, black lives matter to Alec Larson, as long as they don’t live in his neighborhood. Ya know, because he’s a racist who is scared shitless of black people. Oh, and the black guy that Donald Trump is considering adding to his cabinet – Alec unsurprisingly doesn’t like him either:


Fuck Ben Carson = I am scared of black people.

It’s cool though because he’s a G:


And apparently likes to hang out with the Tsarnaev brothers in his boxer shorts.

He’s also got his own rap group called……The Feminists:


It might be the worst rap group of all time:

At least the Danielson and Webster rappers are mildly amusing.

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But you can’t even laugh at these idiots. The ironic part is that they call themselves “The Feminists” but their lyrics are basically the definition of what the SJW’s refer to as “misogyny”:


It’s OK though, because Alec “white bread” Larson is totally down for the cause of people of color and women:


Yea, let’s stand up “extra hard” for non-males. Unless they don’t “shave their pussy.” Then him and his rap buddies will have to kill them!!


Thug life yo!!

Check out his cover photo:



“Patriots fuck off. Police kill yourself.”

Then what does he do when he sees a bunch of peopl in their 50’s holding American flags? Immediately runs to the police and patriots for protection from triggering stars and stripes.


Wasn’t the first time he’s shared his hate speech about the cops, or as he calls them – pigs:



After five Dallas Police Officers were murdered by a black lives matter terrorist, many responded with chants of “blue lives matter.” Not Alec though. According to Alec Larson these five police officers are “pigs” who “should have been a dentist” if they didn’t want to be assassinated for wearing blue:


Rich white kid from Dover, attending a $62,000 a year school on Daddy’s dime, shitting on dead cops. This is the type of human being Hampshire College cultivates. This is the type of student whose delicate feelings they were looking to protect when they took down the flag. This is the type of indivudal whose “demands” are met by gutless administrators at Hampshire College who are way too pussy to tell him to fuck right off.

He had really nice things to say about Baton Rouge, a city where three cops were killed by black lives matter terrorists:


Not surprisingly he was not happy with the Somerville Police Department who took issue with the fact that their Mayor Joe Curtatone supports this terrorist group that kills cops, by hanging their banner on City Hall:


In 2010 Alec Larson flew with Mommy and Daddy to London and Paris:




Because lots of average Americans take a trip like this with their parents. Very oppressed!!!

Not surprisingly he also shared the story, which turned out to be completely made up, about a Natick guy who wrote a racist letter to his black roommate and pretended it was from a Trump supporter.


The best part about this is that whenever a potential employer Googles “Alec Larson,” this article is going to come up. He’s fucked. Luckily he’s taken some classes that will be REALLY practical in the real world:


“Earth and life through time.” I don’t know if you can come up with a more meaningless name for a class. So…..it’s the study of….everything? Cool story.

Anyway, this kid is the poster child for SJW’s everywhere. He’s rich. He’s going to a four six/seven year private school where he’s learning absolutely nothing that will help him get a job. He’s racist. He’s sexist. He hates the country that has bestowed wealth upon him and his family. He hates the police who he instinctively runs to for protection. And he hates the flag that represents the greatest country on earth which allows him to be all of these things.

P.S. It appears as if he is an intern at Charles Services law pratice. Have fun with this:



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71 Comment(s)
  • George C
    May 8, 2019 at 12:33 am

    Wow, I attended Hampshire from 2010 to 2014 and this kid was part of my incoming class then – how the heck is he still there in late 2016?! Me and my (now ex) girlfriend used to laugh so much about the insanity that went on at hamp, and would talk about how the people that were so triggered constantly there were in for a rude awakening when they graduated. Of course, this was before SJW thinking started permeating the mainstream culture so heavily, which is really a disturbing turn of events that neither of us saw coming.

  • HampshireGrad
    December 3, 2016 at 7:15 am

    This is DEFINITELY NOT Axxc Lxxxxn. You guys are just looking for something to scream about…….. The pictures of him smiling… those actually are him….. but HE DID NOT DO THIS you are accusing him FALSELY.

    • Dover res
      December 3, 2016 at 5:07 pm

      yeah ok we believe you check with the Dover police

  • Anonymous
    November 29, 2016 at 5:56 pm

    Can we just IP ban Bob already? Every article has 30 comments of his nonsensical ramblings about every being out to get him. I spend more time scrolling past him and the people fighting with him than actually reading anything.

    And before that lunatic starts his rantings – this isn’t Feisty, Turd, or Reddog. Just a regular Turtle Riders who’s tired of the same shit for the last year.

    • Turd Burglestein
      November 29, 2016 at 7:41 pm

      I’m with you Anonymous. It seems like every thread here gets hijacked by that bone smuggling butt pirate BobnMic. He’s even questioning my DJ background. Let me tell you, not only did I discover a band you might have heard of but yeah, I bought backstage passes and they were super cool dudes. Can you say Aerosmith?

    • BobnMic
      November 29, 2016 at 10:20 pm

      ^^^^ Ya coming from the asshat who lied and said he knew who broke into that Millbury Cop’s house and spray painted “BLM” on the outside of it but was afraid to come forward. What an asshole comment that was coming from an asshole.

      And why? To get attention because mommy and daddy failed you? How much of an idiot did you feel like when it was later learned it was all a bunch of bullshit perpetrated by the Cop’s wife? Go away troll…

  • JayC
    November 29, 2016 at 2:00 pm

    I love how the genius brags about taking a “psycology” class. I’m sure a school with such squishy administrators, staff, and students wouldn’t deduct points on exam for spelling psychology wrong. That’s if they grade at all, since that’s probably too much for the special snowflakes to handle.

  • Shookones
    November 29, 2016 at 1:59 pm

    Your new best friend- The only point your proving by saying something like that is your an Asshole. That’s a Macroaggression and I feel triggered and shocked and alarmed! Actually It just shows how sheltered and privileged you are for shitting on blue collered, hard working men and women doing a tough job and trying to support thier families, something you know nothing about. You freaking kids are funny man, have zero world experience besides your sheltered lives, living in a box with everything handed to you. But are so SURE. Your view is right and just, even though you purposely segregate yourself from anyone who thinks differently than you do. Call anyone who says anything with an opposing view “hate speech”. But I guess when you are lucky enough to not have to work and go on a 7 year vacation, you have to find fault and complain about something to take up your endless free time after indigence basket weaving 101. At least the hippies of yesteryear that you guys want to be actually had some real causes worth fighting for. You guys are just fighting for the right to not hear opnions you don’t like. Making up bullshit about the flag being a symbol of oppression, fuck out of here. Instead of London and Paris, try Afghanistan or Iraq to broaden you sheltered little view on things. Campus cops are REAL cops by the way. That is a tough job, and the terrorist attacker in Ohio was shot buy a Campus Police Officer

  • Hugh Beaumont
    November 29, 2016 at 11:34 am

    Calling “campus police” the police is insulting to “the real police” everywhere.

    • Sting, Andy Summers and Stewart Copeland
      November 29, 2016 at 11:40 am

      We are the real Police…

    • KimberlyS
      November 29, 2016 at 4:05 pm

      The cop who killed the terrorist at OSU yesterday is a campus cop. Thinking he did a damn good job, myself.

  • Justice
    November 29, 2016 at 10:58 am

    I have NO words for what a dick this kid is. LOL Although TBS and its fans did a pretty good job. I just wanted to voice in about the rapping. LOL LOL LOL Ahhhh ha ha ha ha ha ha ha….HYSTERICAL. ZERO talent for this bullshit, thug, shitty “music.” And just about ANYBODY can rap…so what’s the problem, snowflakes? Too white?

  • Bret
    November 29, 2016 at 8:22 am

    “Battles I win all the time”
    Inferiority complex
    “I’ll kick your dog”
    Scared abusive child
    Good job BobOnMike

    • FiestyLawyerLady
      November 29, 2016 at 10:16 am

      Hit the nail on the head. I wouldn’t be surprised if his basement was filled with body parts marinating in pickle jars.

      • Turd Burglestein
        November 29, 2016 at 6:38 pm

        Mostly dicks in those jars I would guess. He probably has a set of tongs to get the ones at the bottom…just like you’d see on the gas station counter.

  • DownWithHampshire
    November 29, 2016 at 8:12 am

    By the way this kids mommy is the VP at Commodore Builders where he had his internship. Can’t even get a job without mommy’s help. Daddy is president of an evil for-profit company. Coddled little hypocrite. The real world will destroy this delicate young boy.

  • Wormtown Kris
    November 29, 2016 at 7:52 am

    Focused studies in Critical Geography? That should be relevant to a law office. “Kettle Brook Reservoir is neither a brook nor French. Discuss…”

  • Woody
    November 29, 2016 at 6:32 am

    Country Club Lives Matter

    • Chris
      November 29, 2016 at 9:55 am

      It’s funny he can work at Brae Burn CC but will never be able to afford a membership!

  • Cocomom
    November 29, 2016 at 6:15 am

    Dover? Dover, MA?? Man, you can’t get much whiter or more affluent than Dover.
    The majority of SJWs take to the streets with their indignation but behind them they have money, power, privilege and parents, RICH ones. F’N phonies. When snowflake here moves to Lawrence or Mattapan or Ruggles Sq, then I’ll buy his ‘I’m down with the struggle’ BS..

  • your new best friend
    November 29, 2016 at 1:17 am

    Oink oink oink we can say this now that there’s no political correctness. Someone get these officers a safe space already! And like, two more guns each so they can do sick gun fu on bad guys!

    • BobnMic
      November 29, 2016 at 3:15 am

      Ya that made a ton of fucking sense you fucking douche bag ^^^^ idiot fucknut. You must be Fiesty’s girlfriend from Athol and Fucking Turd’s boyfriend from anal land. Unbelievable the losers in here these days…

      • You suck at life
        November 29, 2016 at 10:20 am

        You mad bro? Keep WINNING!!! Lots of swear words = WINNING!!!

  • BobnMic
    November 28, 2016 at 11:50 pm

    It’s funny looking at this little pisshead fuckstick with the image I have what fucking Turd Burglestein looks and acts like. Uncanny it truly is yet real as shit. Oh boy there goes another pun…

    • FiestyLawyerLady
      November 29, 2016 at 12:09 am

      He looks nothing like that at all… but keep trying. You must be really upset because all you do is talk about him. I don’t get it, why don’t you just give up? It’s a losing battle for you…

      • BobnMic
        November 29, 2016 at 12:43 am

        Why don’t you just go and fuck yourself you attention seeking whore. Battles I win ALL of the time. That is in my my DNA and any time you want to lose that idiotic avatar and go back back to that rat dog that I’d kick through the uprights way better than Stephen Gostkowski will be good by me assfuck…

        • Turd Burglestein
          November 29, 2016 at 8:22 am

          Speaking of DNA, suck my dick and have a DNA slurpee.

        • FiestyLawyerLady
          November 29, 2016 at 10:15 am

          You know what else is in your DNA? One extra Chromosome 18.

          • Turd Burglestein
            November 29, 2016 at 10:53 am


        • You suck at life
          November 29, 2016 at 10:19 am

          Serious question? What did you win? You come across as a butt hurt douche canoe… Congratulations, you’re in the company of Kevin Lynch… WINNER!!! Feels good huh?

      • BobnMic
        November 29, 2016 at 12:45 am

        And you know how he looks like?

  • me1333
    November 28, 2016 at 11:11 pm

    Finish the civil war? Exactly who’s side are they on? Are they going to bytch slap everyone with their shallot hands? Really… these “kids” could not win a fight with a plastic bag never mind an actual human being.

  • Reddog
    November 28, 2016 at 10:50 pm

    What till I see this clown at Dunkins or the Dover market. I never forget a face,and I will give him a piece of my mind and I don’t care how loud I get.

    • FiestyLawyerLady
      November 29, 2016 at 12:05 am

      Record it and send it to TB. I want to see you fuck someone up!!

    • your new best friend
      November 29, 2016 at 1:18 am

      Oh bby I bet ur a real cutie when you get loud

      • BobnMic
        November 29, 2016 at 2:04 am

        Seriously Reddog. You’re a fucking pussy ass licking Fiesty the fucking Latino Queen Wreaking Rican along with shit for brains (Turd) and you guys all make a whole new version of the fucking Three Stooges.

        Nice job fucknuts. More entertainment for me for sure. Hahahahahaha…

        • Turd Burglestein
          November 29, 2016 at 8:21 am

          Up all night getting tweaked on the crystal meth again I see.

        • Kevins 9 Iron
          Kevi bashed in my skull
          November 29, 2016 at 10:10 am


        • You suck at life
          November 29, 2016 at 10:17 am

          You must have tiger blood… WINNING!!! Just go away… You’re embarrassing yourself…

        • Reddog
          November 29, 2016 at 12:59 pm

          Dude,you need help. May I suggest the VA hospital in Bedford,or Northhampton,or Brocton? They have great mental health programs. Being a veteran,I’m sure you’ve been through a lot,and I’m praying you get the help you need. Be well Bob.

          • BobnMic
            November 29, 2016 at 4:37 pm

            I am well Reddog and hope you are as well. Just calling it like I see it. Ya know – how they do it in grown ups world. Social Darwinism at work here. Just stop licking Fiesty’s ass in here. You’re embarrassing yourself. She sucks and everyone knows it. Period.

          • Reddog
            November 29, 2016 at 9:46 pm

            Bob, I’m not going to get into a huge rant,but I like the humor and female perspective she brings to the table. Just because you and her cant stand each other,doesn’t mean I have to bash her. Besides, she picked up the tab last time we had drinks.

          • BobnMic
            November 29, 2016 at 10:27 pm

            I could NOT imagine that one with drinks in her. That would be the sum equivalent of an asshole on steroids. Check please then an EXIT sign asap…

          • FiestyLawyerLady
            November 29, 2016 at 11:30 pm

            Reddog… 😉

            Bob… Die.

          • BobnMic
            November 29, 2016 at 11:43 pm

            ^^^^ Nice avatar. Did you show your artwork to your 4 year old because – ya know – you have mad parenting skills?

    • November 30, 2016 at 4:18 pm

      85 main st
      have a good source!

  • Turd Burglestein
    November 28, 2016 at 10:39 pm

    WTF are shallot hands anyway?

    • Giada De Laurentiis
      November 29, 2016 at 3:03 pm

      A cross between onion and garlic hands. Kind of like a sweaty ball sack smell with a touch of earthyness.

      • Turd Burglestein
        November 29, 2016 at 6:34 pm

        So like BobnMic’s breath, but without the stale cum?

      • Talisman
        November 30, 2016 at 4:15 pm

        Lolololol…damn funny

  • Anonymous
    November 28, 2016 at 10:25 pm

    Silly Turtleboy, SJWs can’t possibly be sexist when they rap!

  • Mike
    November 28, 2016 at 10:22 pm

    So how many times did he get his ass kicked in high school. I think he is due again

  • Bush: Eat it, Drink it, Don't Listen to It
    November 28, 2016 at 10:21 pm

    This kid is a queef.

  • poophands
    November 28, 2016 at 10:17 pm

    Lol that’s not the right person

  • Jeezus
    November 28, 2016 at 10:01 pm

    Is he related to Paul Larson?

    • Paul Larson
      November 29, 2016 at 3:01 pm

      I have no kin worthy of mention… Just me, and my rosewood pen… Sitting at my keyboard… spitting truth, son.

  • Fire
    November 28, 2016 at 10:01 pm

    Yaaaa I don’t think that’s the same kid in that picture.

    • JD DiGiovanni
      November 28, 2016 at 11:05 pm

      Alxc Lxrsxn was my roommate during my freshmen year in college. The photo of the kid who flipped off the crowd definitely isn’t him.

      They look similar, yeah, sure, but that is it. You, anonymous author, just found some other guy (Alxc) who kinda looks like him and just made wild inferences about his life after doing like an hour of research (a generous term).

    • Bobndick
      November 29, 2016 at 12:02 am

      He posted on his own page that he goes to Hampshire and his name is Alec Larson. He also looks exactly like Alec Larson from Dover and Hampshire college. Must be a coincidence

      • JD DiGiovanni
        November 29, 2016 at 1:43 am

        The kid who flipped off protestors and sat between campus police is not Axxc Lxxxon. I know, I was Axxc’s roommate.

        They look alike, but are not the same person.
        They attended the same school, but are not the same person.
        They may even hold the same political views, but that does not mean they are the same person.

        The person who anonymously posted this ‘investigation’ did a poor job. So poor, in fact, you can’t even honestly call it an ‘investigation’. It’s a badly researched, hate filled attack piece with no other intent but to do harm.

        Even if it *WAS* the correct person, which it isn’t, that person’s actions in no way warrant this kind of attack and mischaracterization.

        • Mike
          November 29, 2016 at 2:56 pm

          Whatever dude. If in fact he is not the same person. Why does he not come out publicly and say that? He could sue for Public defamation of Character. He has not done so. I believe this is the guy 100% I don’t give a shit if you was his roommate your just trying to protect your asshole buddy. This guy is fucked. He will never work in a good job ever. His Facebook truly shows his character and how much of a satanic weasel he is. Someone will find him and kick the living shit out of this spineless fuck.

        • MrSmiley
          November 29, 2016 at 4:12 pm


        • Barclay Douglas
          November 29, 2016 at 7:15 pm

          Yeah that is not the same guy. Alec graduated a year and a half ago and everything in this article was taken out of context. Not sure how you connected these dots, but pretty cruel to do this without any real evidence. He and his family are as genuine as anyone you’ll meet and this dude definitely doesn’t cry to the police.

          Also, I think it’s super cool how many advertisements you guys can pack onto one thread. We can all take comfort in knowing that by reading this, we helped finance a group of cyber terrorists. Would love to your faces tagged here…not even a signature. What kind of coward posts this without showing their face?

          • MrSmiley
            November 30, 2016 at 7:14 am

            Where is TB customer service? We’re getting some greaaat feedback here…..

      • BobnMic
        November 29, 2016 at 2:58 am

        What the flying fuck of all known globally known flying fucks are you talking about Fiesty the Fake Latino Queen the Wreaking Rican. Where do you come up with this shit? Speaking of shit. You must love being with Turd the feces connoisseur as a side kick and the two of you numbnuts can take turns on being who can be the biggest assfuck.

        My guess? A fucking toss up…

        • You suck at life
          November 29, 2016 at 10:15 am

          Boy… That was straight out of left field… Keep swinging… You’re a WINNER, snowflake…

    • Hugh Jassol
      November 29, 2016 at 5:39 am

      One of his previous jobs (according to his LinkedIn page) was with Commodore Builders.

      They recently built the new Malden police station.

      Guess who’s senior vice president at Commodore? Lauren Larson, who looks a lot like the woman in the pic of his parents….

      commodorebuilders dot com/people/

      • Chris
        November 29, 2016 at 9:52 am

        That’s right, I think Mrs. Larson is Sr. VP. She and her hubby are spending a fortune for their kid to spend 7 yrs. in undergrad. What a conflict of interest! I wonder if he was a construction worker?

      • steve-o
        November 29, 2016 at 4:30 pm

        That’s her. 100%.

    • anon
      November 30, 2016 at 3:50 pm

      85 Centre s Dover ma
      he’s home now n hiding
      press was in town today n he’s looking for police protection
      His mom does work for a big company
      He should be thrown out on his own into the real world!

      • anon
        November 30, 2016 at 3:56 pm

        85 Centre s Dover ma
        he’s home now n hiding
        press was in town today n he’s looking for police protection
        His mom does work for a big company
        He should be thrown out on his own into the real world!
        I mean 85 MAIN STREET

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