The Hampshire student who ran to the cops after chucking the bird at American flag activists is a rich kid from Dover who has said some insane things about cops and the military.
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So yesterday at the pro-American flag rally at Hampshire College over 1,500 people showed up to show support for the greatest country that has ever existed. A couple Hampshire College troglodytes rolled out of bed at 1:30 and came on down to see what was going on. One little naniburger in particular showed up in his hipster glasses, told the crowd to fuck off, gave them all the middle finger, and then IMMEDIATELY ran to the comfort and safety of the police:
Not that he was ever in danger. Watch this video and see what veterans do to make this delicate sunflower feel safe:
The veteran next to him tries talking to the kid, reassuring him that he is there to make sure he is safe.
Of course the kid is too much of a pussy to look him in the eye. Shocking.
We now know for a fact that Alec was the student who led the flag burning, which ultimately led to the school no longer flying the American flag. And our good friend Michele McPhee at 1510 WMEX Boston, had a listener inform her of this snowflake’s name – Alec Larson:
And like many Hampshire College students he has changed his name online in a vain attempt to stay hidden. But we got him now.
Yup, he’s 24. And he’s still at Hampshire College. Because there’s nothing Hampshire College students fear more than the real world.
Alec works (or worked) at the Brae Burn Country Club in Newton, which is near his hometown of Dover, MA – the second wealthiest town in Massachusetts.
And as you can see from his profile picture, he is a card carrying member of “black lives matter.” Which is weird, because of the 5,500 people that live in Dover, only 0.41% are black. In other words, black lives matter to Alec Larson, as long as they don’t live in his neighborhood. Ya know, because he’s a racist who is scared shitless of black people. Oh, and the black guy that Donald Trump is considering adding to his cabinet – Alec unsurprisingly doesn’t like him either:
Fuck Ben Carson = I am scared of black people.
It’s cool though because he’s a G:
And apparently likes to hang out with the Tsarnaev brothers in his boxer shorts.
He’s also got his own rap group called……The Feminists:
It might be the worst rap group of all time:
At least the Danielson and Webster rappers are mildly amusing.
But you can’t even laugh at these idiots. The ironic part is that they call themselves “The Feminists” but their lyrics are basically the definition of what the SJW’s refer to as “misogyny”:
It’s OK though, because Alec “white bread” Larson is totally down for the cause of people of color and women:
Yea, let’s stand up “extra hard” for non-males. Unless they don’t “shave their pussy.” Then him and his rap buddies will have to kill them!!
Thug life yo!!
Check out his cover photo:
“Patriots fuck off. Police kill yourself.”
Then what does he do when he sees a bunch of peopl in their 50’s holding American flags? Immediately runs to the police and patriots for protection from triggering stars and stripes.
Wasn’t the first time he’s shared his hate speech about the cops, or as he calls them – pigs:
After five Dallas Police Officers were murdered by a black lives matter terrorist, many responded with chants of “blue lives matter.” Not Alec though. According to Alec Larson these five police officers are “pigs” who “should have been a dentist” if they didn’t want to be assassinated for wearing blue:
Rich white kid from Dover, attending a $62,000 a year school on Daddy’s dime, shitting on dead cops. This is the type of human being Hampshire College cultivates. This is the type of student whose delicate feelings they were looking to protect when they took down the flag. This is the type of indivudal whose “demands” are met by gutless administrators at Hampshire College who are way too pussy to tell him to fuck right off.
He had really nice things to say about Baton Rouge, a city where three cops were killed by black lives matter terrorists:
Not surprisingly he was not happy with the Somerville Police Department who took issue with the fact that their Mayor Joe Curtatone supports this terrorist group that kills cops, by hanging their banner on City Hall:
In 2010 Alec Larson flew with Mommy and Daddy to London and Paris:
Because lots of average Americans take a trip like this with their parents. Very oppressed!!!
Not surprisingly he also shared the story, which turned out to be completely made up, about a Natick guy who wrote a racist letter to his black roommate and pretended it was from a Trump supporter.
The best part about this is that whenever a potential employer Googles “Alec Larson,” this article is going to come up. He’s fucked. Luckily he’s taken some classes that will be REALLY practical in the real world:
“Earth and life through time.” I don’t know if you can come up with a more meaningless name for a class. So…..it’s the study of….everything? Cool story.
Anyway, this kid is the poster child for SJW’s everywhere. He’s rich. He’s going to a
four six/seven year private school where he’s learning absolutely nothing that will help him get a job. He’s racist. He’s sexist. He hates the country that has bestowed wealth upon him and his family. He hates the police who he instinctively runs to for protection. And he hates the flag that represents the greatest country on earth which allows him to be all of these things.
P.S. It appears as if he is an intern at Charles Services law pratice. Have fun with this:
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