Triggered Hampshire College Students Run To The Cops After Being Confronted By Scary American Flags
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The silent majority was silent no longer this afternoon as they invaded Hampshire College in the name of freedom and democracy. Since the school is run by Nazis it simply had to be taken back by the people. And that’s exactly what they did:
Turtle riders were out in full force:
Around 1:30 the Hampshire students finally woke up after a long night of ripping the bong, and as usual no one took a shower:
They did bring sushi though:
And as you can see, they were in desperate need of a safe space after being triggered by the red, white, and blue as far as the eyes can see.
And in the ultimate popsicle headache the delicate snowflakes RAN to the police for protection from the non-violent protest.
The very same police him and his hipster friends have been shitting on for the last two years.
Apparently you can never be safe around a group of blue-blooded Americans singing God Bless America.
The lone non-Hampshire counter-protester even got a hug from a flag-waving Patriot.
Oh, and shoutout to Atkins farms for bringing free food to the protesters.
Great day for America.
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