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Turtleboy Investigates

Conman Michael Burris Was Arrested In Newton Last Night On Warrants Likely Because He Wisely Listed His Address In Our Blog So The Cops Knew Where To Find Him

SJW Hunter / August 31, 2018

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Turtleboy Investigates

Meet Newton’s Michael Burris: Professional Conman “Contractor” Who Steals Thousands From People For Weddings And Events He Never Puts On, Writes Bad Checks To Vendors, And Threatens People He Stole From

SJW Hunter / August 29, 2018

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Newton Naniburger Tries To White Knight By Posting Picture Of Dog In Car, Gets Shared 30,000 Times, Doesn’t Realize It’s A Tesla, The AC Is Running, Temperature Remotely Monitored

South Shore Turtlegirl / July 2, 2018

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All-Star Criminals

Woke Becky From Newton Lectures Wypipo About How All Cops Are Pigs And Killing Them Shouldn’t Result In Death Penalty

SJW Hunter / April 17, 2018

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None Of Bonkers Bailey’s 286 Facebook Friends Said Anything About His Insane Rantings Before Stabbing 79 Year Old Man At Newton Star Market

Turtleboy / March 27, 2018

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Wrinklestiltskin Can’t Stop Calling The Newton Police Because Landscapers Using Leafblowers Are Damaging Her Quality Of Life

Turtleboy / October 18, 2017

Wrinklestiltskin Can’t Stop Calling The Newton Police Because Landscapers Using Leafblowers Are Damaging Her Quality Of Life Want to advertise…

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Geriatrofabulous Chelsea Boozehound Cuffed And Stuffed After Sixth DUI – This Time On A Scooter; Threatens To Kill Cops, Random Civilians

North Shore Turtlebabe / July 11, 2017

Fallin’ off the wagon – go big or go home. Want to…

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Assistant AG Claire Masinton Thinks She’s Some Sort Of Hoodrat On Social Media, Violates State Ethics Laws By Posting “Fuck Donald Trump” Stuff On Twitter

Turtleboy / February 3, 2017

Assistant AG Claire Masinton Thinks She’s Some Sort Of Hoodrat On Social Media, Violates State Ethics Laws By Posting “Fuck…

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Turtleboy Investigates

Meet Alec Larson: The Flag-Burning Hampshire Snowflake Who Ran To The Cops, Raps About Killing Women, Called Dead Dallas Cops “Pigs” Who Should’ve Been Dentists

Turtleboy / November 28, 2016

The Hampshire student who ran to the cops after chucking the bird at American flag activists is a rich kid…

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