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Conman Michael Burris Was Arrested In Newton Last Night On Warrants Likely Because He Wisely Listed His Address In Our Blog So The Cops Knew Where To Find Him

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Update on Michael Burris, the conman we exposed after he ripped off a couple for $17,500 for putting together their wedding, which is now cancelled since he stole all the money – he was arrested last night in Newton and is in court this morning. He was not arrested for the latest larceny though, as he had a bunch of warrants out for his arrest. These are likely due to his May arrest in Somerville on warrants, which chances are he probably defaulted on given his criminal history.

If we can make it to Newton tomorrow we’ll try to get his paperwork from court. But I’m willing to bet that the blog was the catalyst that put the wheels in motion. He admitted in the second blog we did that he was staying at St. Francis homeless shelter, which would make him pretty easy to find. Considering he’s homeless and likely transient, it would be hard to find him without him blasting his address for the world to see. Good thing this guy can’t seem to shut up.

The victim’s local police would have to get in touch with the Newton PD and have him arrested on the new charges though, which I assume is imminent. We get more and more emails every day about this prick, so there’s probably more to come. And we’re gonna keep exposing him so he doesn’t get to do this to anyone else.

And to think, Facebook and Twitter try to shut us down. Why? We put bad guys in jail. This ain’t hyperbole either. This guy is literally going to jail because this blog exists and has a platform. Law enforcement everywhere rides the turtle. We might as well be Angie’s List for cops. It’s almost irresponsible for police not to follow Turtleboy. Anyone who wants to shut us down is doing so because they want criminals like this to remain free. They are evil. We are good. We will win.

9 Comment(s)
  • Leonard Washington
    September 1, 2018 at 7:48 am

    Well thought out and researched. And best of all you got results.

    Con men may be amusing and good subjects for movies and books but in reality they are among the lowest of predators, feeding on the elderly, disabled, and naive people – the most vulnerable of our society who need protection.

    Please keep pushing on con men. (Not to mention two of the biggest grifters in MA – Tall Deval Baker and that bimbo Karyn Polito).

  • Judge dread
    August 31, 2018 at 11:10 am

    Nice one TBS! This dirtbag deserves all the pound town he’ll get in prison.

  • hank
    August 31, 2018 at 11:06 am

    Unless this guy was lisping and sashaying all over the place while tossing a chiffon scarf all willy nilly around his neck, there is no fucking way you can look at him and think ” this wedding planner looks like a straight shooter, let’s go with him”. Doesn’t matter what shit says online, you need face to face interaction when doing business of any kind. Instinct over internet.

  • JoeMomma
    August 31, 2018 at 10:49 am

    My buddy is a cop in RI…….I had to smile when he posted TB articles on his page. Sgt Bob rides the Turtle! I’ve been here since the beginning, TB was the only one covering UMass hoops way back in the day.

  • LockEmUp
    August 31, 2018 at 10:03 am

    Him and that Tatem Landscape Services sound like they would make a great team. Both lying, thieving losers who have no care or concern for others but themselves.

  • WT Heck
    August 31, 2018 at 9:31 am

    might want to correct this: “ripped off a couple for $17,500 for putting together their wedding, which is now cancelled since he stole all the money.” That was 2/3 of the money.

    • Really!?
      September 1, 2018 at 10:36 am

      Yeah, better correct that TB. Make sure that everyone knows he only got away with stealing 2/3rds of the money instead of ALL the money. Cause that just might make him 80% scum instead of a 100% scum. Gotta be fair!

  • Y
    August 31, 2018 at 8:45 am

    He almost made it, and I mean almost.
    I wonder if he’ll pay “One Red Cent” towards his own bail?
    Does he complete his legal documents with assorted color markers?

  • 2wEntEe
    August 31, 2018 at 8:41 am

    How many criminals has Turtleboy been responsible for catching?
    Has to be close to 100

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