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Needham Attorney Alan Fanger Starts $750K GoFundMe For Judge Booty Who Makes $184K A Year Even Though He Practices Law In Her Courthouse


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Alan Fanger of Needham has started a GoFundMe for Judge Shelley Joseph after she was indicted for her role in helping a drug dealing, drunk driving illegal immigrant escape from a backdoor of the Newton Courthouse in order to evade ICE.

Yes, that’s right. A woman who makes $184K a year, who knowingly and willfully violated federal law by assisting a criminal to escape from law enforcement, and then perjured herself during the investigation, desperately needs $750,000. This is what we’re doing now – raising money for criminals. Because let’s not get it twisted – this woman is a criminal. And not just a regular criminal either; a very, very arrogant criminal who committed her crime in the open because she knew there would be no consequences for it.

Guess what Alan Fanger does for a living….

Yup, he’s a lawyer. Not just a regular lawyer either – he’s the fun lawyer.

And he just so happens to practice law frequently in Newton, which of course is where his friend Shelley Joseph hears cases. I’m not a lawyer, but it seems kind of unethical for an attorney to try to raise nearly a million dollars for a woman who he could potentially represent clients in front of in the future (if she gets off). Would you want to be opposing counsel in a case heard by Judge Booty? Seems like an uphill battle.

Alan practices wicked exciting kinds of law too.

I could listen to him talk about arbitration in condo disputes all day.

He also produces riveting YouTube videos about undue influence.


You’ll never guess what Alan Fanger’s politics are either….

Oh look, he signed a petition because he didn’t like the results of an election and wanted to change the rules afterwards. He matters.

People like Alan Fanger and Shelley Joseph are the reason why corruption is so rampant in Massachusetts. These are the people with all the money, they control our justice system, and they always have each other’s backs. Luckily the federal government is finally stepping in and putting a stop to it.

If you’re interested in retaining Alan Fanger or reaching out to him, try his Facebook page here



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11 Comment(s)
  • Jimmy
    May 9, 2019 at 8:50 am

    Umm… Please notify the American Bar Association Ethics Board.

  • Revrun Fishknuckle
    April 30, 2019 at 6:51 am

    Ten bucks says he’s banging her..

    • Dianna
      March 16, 2020 at 1:04 pm

      please let everyone know that AJ Baker, Governor Baker’s son was arrested in June of 218 for groping a woman on a Jetblue flight. He apparently was escorted off the plane by Troop F troopers (troopergate #3) it just so happens that AJ is getting away with sexually assaulting a woman because the douche canoe is the Governor’s son. Share with everyone you know and report to Ethics Commission. If anyone needs to be transparent , it would be the Governor. If that was my son he would be in jail and classified as a sex offender.

  • Git on yer belly, Shelley
    April 30, 2019 at 12:10 am

    I suspect that Fanger wants to bang ‘er, or perhaps he’s already sampled her goods.
    You know she’s totally down with the three hole scenario and in an order some may find interesting.

  • sad
    April 29, 2019 at 8:22 pm

    Comments disabled now?

  • juror seven esq.
    April 29, 2019 at 6:12 pm

    This story has been up for several days and there aren’t any comments??? WTF!!

  • jimmiepe
    April 29, 2019 at 2:03 pm


  • jimmiepe
    April 29, 2019 at 12:55 pm


  • bookie
    April 29, 2019 at 12:49 pm

    What are the odds:
    a) Alan wants a piece of Shelley?
    b) Alan actually gets a piece of Shelly?

  • blackie o'connell
    April 28, 2019 at 9:44 pm

    Shit – Judge be calling cops when she needs them

  • Jack
    April 27, 2019 at 7:17 pm

    Amazing, reminding of conflict of interest. But then again, this is Mass. No explanation needed.

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