Assistant AG Claire Masinton Thinks She’s Some Sort Of Hoodrat On Social Media, Violates State Ethics Laws By Posting “Fuck Donald Trump” Stuff On Twitter

Assistant AG Claire Masinton Thinks She’s Some Sort Of Hoodrat On Social Media, Violates State Ethics Laws By Posting “Fuck Donald Trump” Stuff On Twitter

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A few people have sent us this tweet from the Assistant Attorney General for Massachusetts Claire Masinton:


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I literally had no idea that there was an “Assistant Attorney General.” But yea, this is a direct violation of Massachusetts State Employee Ethics Lawsbecause you’re not allowed to post your job title while espousing political statements like this. You can talk about things you’re doing for the Attorney General’s Office, but you can’t post memes about killing the President while using the hashtag, “#FuckDonaldTrump.

She does it a lot too:


Of course you can tell just how full of shit this clamtrap is based on her Twitter bio:

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“World leader.”

“Rap and hip hop.”

“Black lives matter more.”

Hey Claire – try harder to gain approval from people you intentionally live far away from. You can’t. Because if you really thought that “black lives matter more,” then you wouldn’t live in Newton:

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She doesn’t just coach at Newton North, she’s from there. Newton is an extremely wealthy, almost exclusively white town. But yea, “black lives matter more.”

The only thing more insane than her now private Twitter is her Instagram. This chick really thinks she’s hood. Here’s her @mcm4801 account:
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“Shit goes hard now.”

Bitch, you live in Newton. You’re the Assistant Attorney General. You are not a ratchet, no matter how hard you try. Stop.

This is how she communicates with her daughter about “revolution”:

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And this is what she does at work:

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She makes $54,000 a year as the Assistant AG. How does she afford to have six kids and still live such a lavish life in Newton? Simple – she married a rich guy. VERY feminist of her!!!

When we saw this shit we first thought, no way this chick is really the Assistant AG. She’s just some ratchet posting stuff like that in her bio for street cred. Turns out she really is.

Every day my head wants to explode when I think about the kind of people who gain power in this state.

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The only surprising part about this story is that she doesn’t have a hyphenated last name. Other than that she’s your basic wealthy white NIMBY woman, who pretends to care about social activism because she uses a hashtag on her iPhone.


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109 Comment(s)
  • September 22, 2017 at 10:05 pm

    This article is sick. Yes she has a political opinion. So does everyone. Yes she expressed that opinion in a way that was controversial, and made some people mad. That in no way means that people should start attacking her. I have had the joy of meeting Claire. She is kind, she is strong, and she did not deserve to be treated like this. This is a mother with young children! You have an opposing political view, fine! But hiding behind a screen to attack a wonderful woman is cruel and awful. Anyone who thinks something like this is ok should be ashamed of themselves.

  • San
    August 31, 2017 at 10:27 am

    Not only does she live in Newton, she also owns the house next door. One is worth 1.2 + Million and the other is 2.9 Million.

    • Vexed
      October 16, 2017 at 8:14 am

      Yup & she gladly lets someone live there for nothing because she’s a good person

  • Hugh Janus
    February 7, 2017 at 3:02 pm

    Useless slut.

  • Publius
    February 5, 2017 at 2:15 pm

    Claire has led a life of privilege. Double Ivy degrees, living the good lie in the wealthy suburbs. probably feels a lot of guilt.

  • Charlie
    February 5, 2017 at 1:23 pm

    Would bet, even though she broke the state ethics laws. Nothing will be done to her, not even a suspension.

  • paul
    February 5, 2017 at 11:21 am

    Why would you expect the Assistant AG to know the law.

  • Turtle Rider
    February 5, 2017 at 9:12 am

    This is a grasp at criticizing someone who doesn’t like Donald Trump. You did exactly what snowflakes do. Slamming someone with a differing opinion. Who cares who she married? You can still be a feminist even if you marry a rich guy. You are assuming she married him for his money. I agree her posts aren’t professional and must be in violation of some ethics law, but look at those city and state workers (Mayors, teachers, police, fire, City Council, etc.) who post exactly what they feel on Facebook. Are they violating some ethics law?

  • Joseph Schmo
    February 5, 2017 at 8:46 am

    Her six children should be very proud of their demented MOMMY, their friends must really be impressed. “Wow, your Mother says “FUCK”?!! Gimme a huge break, move along folks, nothing to see here…

  • EMS
    February 4, 2017 at 8:43 pm

    No idea who you are turtleboy, but I love the truth you tell!

  • Cocomom
    February 4, 2017 at 4:22 pm

    Gangsta speakers, gangsta vernacular. And she lives in NEWTON?? Really!? I have an idea; how about she move? You know, so she can really be down with the struggle, celebrate diversity.. I suggest: Codman Square. Annunciation Rd? Eagleston Station area? She and her “ride” will be a big hit with the “community.” This broad is a joke.

  • First thing Monday
    February 4, 2017 at 3:35 pm

    She needs to have her license pulled permanently. Women’s Bar association too.

  • Fuckin Haters
    February 4, 2017 at 2:55 pm

    Fuckin Haters. It’s mad easy to hide behind a computer talking shit. GET A LIFE! And I don’t make $54k I make more money than all of you LOSERS on here ever will put together. Most of you retards never went to college never mind law school! So have fun hating on me to n your mommas basement. Y’all are IRRELEVANT to me!

    • Shookones
      February 4, 2017 at 4:20 pm

      Hahaha… Doubt that, your an assistant AG… and you didn’t just graduate, so that means your probably a shit attorney and can’t get hired anywhere else and judging by your attitude, comments and the fact you think your Thug life like your the goddam Lincoln Lawyer, I see why no respectable law firm would want anything to do with you. Your comments and attitude make you look trashy and uneducated. They fact your on the tax dime, but are posting conflict of interest inflammatory political pieces doesn’t qualify you as above reproach. Especially if you were posting right leaning, you would have been fired and that makes it hypocritical. But your way smarter, and wealthier then everyone here, coming in the comment section to defend your own honor, like someone who takes thier JD, the law and thier personal appearance seriously. I’m sure Jayne Rancourt would be in here doing the same, with a “fuck the haters” tag name.

  • J
    February 4, 2017 at 2:39 pm

    How does she fit 6 kids into her tiny Lexus? No articles on the Meth lab or the dumpster slugs in Plymouth? They are back at Stop & Shop collecting their wages daily!

  • "Straight Outta Newton"
    February 4, 2017 at 1:23 pm

    The photo of the red car, with the speakers is scary. It’s reminding of thirty years ago. When NWA and it’s many street poseurs. Were parking their Suzuki Samurais with the aftermarket speakers facing the rear and blasting NWA rap. She has a void in her life obviously.

  • True Reality Speaks
    True Reality Speaks
    February 4, 2017 at 10:52 am

    My guess is her 6 kids are all adoptees from some 3rd world hell hole so she can use them to virtue signal. Darwin occasionally wins and makes sure morons like this can’t reproduce.

    • Juju
      October 15, 2017 at 9:03 pm

      Nope all hers!

  • FEMA camps for SJW
    February 4, 2017 at 9:30 am

    Time and time again, it is demonstrated that the arrogance of humans will be their downfall.
    Which of these makes more sense – the SJW loons inviting blacks into their living space; or the cheetah who avoids the lion because it senses the lion will mercilessly consume it along with its offspring if given the chance?
    Animals instinctively know their uniqueness will disappear should they allow close interaction and the inevitable clashes and inbreeding that would occur.
    The thought that we are merely an advanced animal on this planet, and are still subject to the harsh laws of nature, completely escapes these so-called proponents.
    On the contrary, they will chuckle and say that humans have evolved beyond nature’s bounds. That we are all alike. That natural laws no longer apply to us – only to the “animals.”
    This type person – the SJW, the brainwashed, the egalitarian, disregard nature – they are too busy denying it exists within them.
    Arrogance. An ignorant, unrealistic, even dangerous state of mind.
    “And yet it moves.” – Galileo

  • Lookie here
    February 4, 2017 at 9:17 am

    I’m sure all is puppies and rainbows at Claires home ………..until her daughter gets knocked up by a black guy with dreams of making it big as a rapper or a gang banger.

  • Coal burner
    February 4, 2017 at 8:55 am

    She’s definitely a mudshark.

  • Sloppy
    February 4, 2017 at 8:15 am

    This is the type of shit that will take Turtleboy to the next level… some links up on Drudge or whatever for some serious traffic.
    The stories about the white trash from Athol who get arrested for fucking a stray dog in the ass and stealing EBT cards are funny -and keep that up, it’s great- but these stories, including the guy apparently falsely accused of kicking some Muslim lady at the airport, are gonna bring this site national at some point soon.

  • February 4, 2017 at 8:11 am

    I think she is beautiful. Having 5 kids would indicate she loves to have penis inserted into her hot lovemaking sweet spot.

    As a member of the #trustfiveoh take one for the team bang boys I have decided to step up and allow this fugly female to take my manhood with protection of course unless she has papers declaring she is germ free.

    Placing a brown paper bag over her head, with holes for her eyes, nose and mouth will make the event more enjoyable.

    I will be taking meds

  • Dylan F
    February 4, 2017 at 8:08 am

    I think she needs to take an implicit bias class!

  • Phil Mcrackin
    February 4, 2017 at 8:01 am

    Hitting that after 6 kids would be the same as throwing a hot dog down a hallway.

    • Hughbo Mont
      February 4, 2017 at 8:27 am

      LOL A friend of mine used to say “like a BB in a tin can”.

      • Dick Dover
        February 4, 2017 at 8:36 am

        You’d have to tie a board to your butt so you don’t fall in.

  • Austin Powers
    February 4, 2017 at 6:52 am

    You won’t catch Claire wearing yoga pants. Only because they make his balls itch!

  • puffin walking around
    February 4, 2017 at 6:13 am

    Even though her accounts are private now, her crazy, self-absorbed, and hypocritical post are still visible on google images.

    Just type her username and search images.

    • Austin Powers
      February 4, 2017 at 6:43 am

      That’s a man baby!

  • Claire M
    February 4, 2017 at 5:00 am

    Cash me outside. Howbow dah!

  • WHAT?
    February 4, 2017 at 2:59 am

    You do not get a State job in Massachusetts without it costing you. You toe the party line. This person, the Administrator at Worcester State, The School Administrator in Southbridge, etc., etc., etc.
    Progressivism is the new slavery. Do as you are told.
    And if you express any free thought, we will send hoards of brainless Trigglypuffs to shout you down.
    Or we will bus in hoards of morons, morons, morons to demonstrate.

  • Wwy
    February 4, 2017 at 2:00 am

    She sounds retarded like the Boston strong crowd.

  • PJ
    February 4, 2017 at 12:38 am

    Husband made her take his last name, but she can have all the black dick she wants. I’d put money on her having an Ace of Spades tattoo on her ass

  • February 3, 2017 at 10:22 pm


  • Me1333
    February 3, 2017 at 10:22 pm


  • Ms. Lotta Leadpipe
    February 3, 2017 at 10:21 pm

    It’s funny how she doesn’t know she’s ugly as fuck.

  • Stu Pidazzo
    February 3, 2017 at 9:21 pm

    First, I was all like, Would! Then I was all like, mom of 6-Whaaaaattt? Then I saw the close up of the face and was all like, daaaammmmnnnn!

  • Sloppy
    February 3, 2017 at 9:10 pm

    Send this shit to Howie Carr. He’ll rip her to shreds on his radio show Monday.

      February 4, 2017 at 11:47 am

      I sent it a few places too…

      Expose this craziness.

  • Disappearing act
    February 3, 2017 at 8:58 pm

    Checked her out on Twitter. Looks like a blank page, she’s been busy cleaning.

  • H.K.
    February 3, 2017 at 8:54 pm

    6 kids ?? That thing is beat.
    #busted ravioli

  • whatevuh
    February 3, 2017 at 8:37 pm

    Apparently she thinks she’s good looking. I beg to differ. And 54K ? maybe she’s not a very good lawyer, that’s chump change

    • FIREIT
      February 3, 2017 at 9:12 pm

      Right? Selfies in the work bathroom? She is delusional on top of crazy.

      Not good looking at all.

  • I hate crooked politicians
    February 3, 2017 at 8:29 pm

    Turtleboy you are the man. EXPOSE THEM ALL!! Someone bahhhhhd hitch needs to get FIRED yo. #FuckClaireMasinton

  • Kevin Lynch
    February 3, 2017 at 8:16 pm

    I agree these people don’t know anything. If they did they’d be wearing huge vagina hats like Me. Thank God there are more like minded people here today who have some common sense. How about if we all stand in solidarity tomorrow? I will be downtown by the Turtle Statue in my pink pussy hat. I’m going shirtless and letting my footlong nipples do the talking. So please, bring your Lexuses and sound systems and let’s listen to some gangsta Will Smith rap. HASHBROWN GITTIN LIBBY WIT IT! BYOB- bring your own black person

  • CrazyEyeKilla
    February 3, 2017 at 8:06 pm

    She got some CRAZY eyes. Looks like Claire’s cheese slid off her cracker a long time ago.

  • turtleturd
    February 3, 2017 at 7:57 pm

    i like most of your stuff, but this article seems pointless. why even waste your time on her???

    • I hate crooked politicians
      February 3, 2017 at 8:38 pm

      Because she gets paid by our tax money. Are you stupid?? He is exposing corruption in our government. In life of you don’t play by the rules their are consequences. She isn’t playing by the rules. TURTLEBOY exposed her to us. Now hopefully she has to get a new job. I heard McDonald’s is hiring.

      • Pointing out the obvious
        February 3, 2017 at 10:35 pm

        With all the shit she is spewing I don’t think McDonald’s would even consider her……

  • Terminate the butter-face
    February 3, 2017 at 7:57 pm

    Looks like she should stay out of her daughter’s closet to start with. Also, what a embarrassment to the citizens of Mass. She’s using the F word online, backing it up with out-there photos. The worst, is telling the world where she works, I mean on the state. Telling her job title too, if one can call it a real job. She has to be even dumber, than the way she looks.

  • John Cena
    February 3, 2017 at 7:55 pm

    Nope. All wrong. She is good. No doubt about it. Am I right? Yes. But who even is she? Anyways, on paragraph 9, following the picture from the volleyball coaching, in 2002, might I add, the second sentence states “Newton is an extremely wealthy, almost exclusively white town.” The sentence, when grammatically correct, should be “Newton is an extremely wealthy, almost exclusively white, town.” Please notice that after the phrase “almost exclusively white town…” I added a comma. That follows the correct rules of grammar. Thank you, and catch me on tonight’s boxing match.

  • Steven Stover
    February 3, 2017 at 7:52 pm

    I bet the hood rats have a “in” with her like the probation department.

  • WormtownorBust
    February 3, 2017 at 7:49 pm

    I bet MAura Healey would hit that.

  • Steve B.
    February 3, 2017 at 7:44 pm

    What gives you the right to write a shitty article, with lies and bullshit in it that simply spreads hate towards someone you don’t know, and have never spoken too. I’m simply confused by how you and your right wing conservative Trump loving readers have dedicated all this time into bashing her, and for what purpose? Do you really think that spreading hate is going to get you anywhere? Sure, you can stand up for whats right through your writing, but targeting and bashing people is not a productive use of your platform. Not only have you spread hate in your article, but you have led all your readers to take a turn at bashing her. You are letting her affect your life and your readers are too. I saw death threats in the comments and I just have to say that if you were writing about someone, and had happened to see them in person, would you really say this? Could you really turn to someones face and say hate fueled comments towards them? Maybe you could, but that’s besides the point. You have wasted your time bashing someone who has no impact on your life whatsoever. Good job and I hope you can find ways to use your social platform that don’t involve spreading hatred.

    • True Reality Speaks
      Tired of Don't Snitch Pussies
      February 3, 2017 at 7:59 pm

      You ain’t getting any from that poseur Asst. AG, no matter how much you’re trying to white knight her.

      Stop being a beta pajama boy and learn that it’s alpha, conservative MEN who get the late night booty calls from your fantasy girls. Your faux outrage and hypocritical hatred of your superiors only serves to out yourself as a whiny, fake pussy that enjoys being played by women.

      • Realist
        February 5, 2017 at 2:06 pm

        Actually Alpha conservative men are usually caught in bathroom stalls “Wide stance” , or found in Gay chat rooms! Hypocrites at their worst!

    • February 3, 2017 at 8:10 pm

      you are def a mentally ill liberal have you seen her social media accounts and what she says. She is the one who bullies and threatens to kill people yet you say it’s Trump and the conservatives who are violent. Get a clue

    • I hate crooked politicians
      February 3, 2017 at 8:34 pm

      LIES???? Where???? Look at her social media dumbass. These are government employees we have every right to be upset our taxes pay them.

    • Vote Republican
      February 3, 2017 at 9:49 pm

      Unfortunately the Dems won Massachusetts so they feel very powerful and rightous. But they forget that not everyone agrees with what they call “core values.” What they are failing to understand is, the people who don’t agree with the progressives are expressing how they feel, but to date, I have not seen a single Trump supporter dressed like terrorists, protesting violently anyone who does not agree.

    • ZephyrCat
      February 4, 2017 at 8:53 am

      Christ, calm the fuck down Steve-o. Um, unfortunately yes, I would tell her she’s fucked up. You don’t write the things she did, post those kinds of pictures without being seriously fucked up. She’s probably a psychopath or sociopath. I’d be curious to ask her kids about mommy dearest. (hope you get the reference). Especially given the current social climate. I used to hate republicans….despised everything the bushies should for. But Libs have turned out to be just as bad if not worse. Those of us that like Trump are listening to him! Not to the whore media’s twisted interpretation of him. You should try it.

      • Nancy
        September 22, 2017 at 10:19 pm

        You have no idea what you are talking about. She is a wonderful mother and a wonderful person

  • Llc
    February 3, 2017 at 7:41 pm

    It’s over in Massachusetts. Tax hikes, illegals, the pay raises and now this hag?

    This dumbass was the final straw.

  • Buck Futts
    February 3, 2017 at 7:19 pm

    Irish /Vi99er

    • Rudyard Kipling
      February 4, 2017 at 1:17 am

      It was not part of their blood,
      It came to them very late,
      With long arrears to make good,
      When the Saxon began to hate.
      They were not easily moved,
      They were icy — willing to wait
      Till every count should be proved,
      Ere the Saxon began to hate.
      Their voices were even and low.
      Their eyes were level and straight.
      There was neither sign nor show
      When the Saxon began to hate.
      It was not preached to the crowd.
      It was not taught by the state.
      No man spoke it aloud
      When the Saxon began to hate.
      It was not suddenly bred.
      It will not swiftly abate.
      Through the chilled years ahead,
      When Time shall count from the date
      That the Saxon began to hate.

  • FiestyLawyerLady
    February 3, 2017 at 7:19 pm

    Huh! This is just fucking proof that all female fucking lawyers talk just fucking like me. Proving that I am a fucking lawyer!

    • FiestyLawyerLady
      February 3, 2017 at 11:32 pm

      Awwwwwwwwww I feel so happy right now… I make you hide just to stalk me….


  • Joe H
    February 3, 2017 at 7:12 pm

    This is awful. How about instead of criticizing other people you stand up for what you think is right. Putting people down is merely a form of hatred. I can’t completely wrap my head around the amount of time you have put into bashing her, wait never mind, I can. It’s clear through your writing that you don’t know shit about anything. Time for you and your useless readers to stop putting people down.

    • February 3, 2017 at 8:13 pm

      She is the one bashing others we are just pointing it out, so we are standing up for whats right. She is the one in the wrong. I cannot wrap my head around the amount of time you spend bashing us and ignoring what this asst ag does. You clearly are ignorant and do not know shit about anything or anyone.

    • Rk
      February 3, 2017 at 8:40 pm

      Go fuck yourself Joe

    • Pointing out the obvious
      February 3, 2017 at 10:24 pm

      As you put people down calling them useless? Hypocrite much? Oh wait never mind we can see it in your writing

  • Joe joseph
    February 3, 2017 at 7:12 pm

    Just a point of clarification, Assistant AGs are the rank and file lawyers at the AGs office. There’s like 150 or 200 of them. She is not like second or third in command or anything like that. Still shouldn’t post that shit tho.

    • GoneWest
      February 4, 2017 at 10:54 pm

      Assistant TO the AG

  • sICK & tIRED
    February 3, 2017 at 7:08 pm

    Please Gov. Baker, FIRE HER !!!!

  • John
    February 3, 2017 at 7:05 pm

    Wtf with the camo outfit? Is she into some kinda bondage scene? She’s not deer hunting in that getup.

  • BobnMic's Hamster Tubing
    February 3, 2017 at 7:01 pm

    I know from my owner’s experience that men or women who write this kinda shit are fucked up on drugs. Maybe she should get some randoms at work. Not to mention she looks like a crackhead. Can’t stand people who try to act ghetto. She’s also Fuckin 50 or something. I bet she’d let BobnMic stick Me up her ass for some pills or denture cream.

    • BobnMic's Gerbil
      February 3, 2017 at 7:12 pm

      I hope she has some Hartz treats

  • Enough is Enough
    February 3, 2017 at 6:56 pm

    Maybe each of her baby daddies were wealthy and she cashes in on child support weekly. Feminism the sjw way.

  • ZephyrCat
    February 3, 2017 at 6:52 pm

    I do hope this cunt reads this. Oh, and as a disclaimer, bitch, after all you’ve said and done and are…..there should be no problem with me saying this: You are the first person where I really feel if you were standing in front of me, I would wrap my fingers around your spindly neck and choke the life out of your worthless body. Then burn your body and spread the ashes at a pig slaughtering plant! Yeah, that would be nice 🙂

    • ZephyrCat
      February 3, 2017 at 6:56 pm

      Grrrrr! The above was strictly satire. Grrrrr! Gotta cover myself just in case this bitch decides to play victim as liberals are sooooooooo fuckin’ good at.

  • Ellie
    February 3, 2017 at 6:51 pm

    As someone whom is paid by US the Tax payers of The Commonwealth of Massachusetts, the remarks made by Ms Masinton are completely out of line. As such I would expect The A.G. respond and with harsh punishment for such outlandish and complete lack of respect. I would not trust her to do her job at this time. I do not believe she can be biased nor taken seriously when her actions are thus so far. I am calling on ALL taxpayers to respond and demand appropriate action be taken by her superiors. After all WE pay your salary!!!!

    • Chris
      February 4, 2017 at 9:35 am

      These kinds of people work in Hold it Healey’s Office. BTW there are several Assistant AG’s.

    • Mary Ann
      February 4, 2017 at 10:16 am

      she should be fired her conduct is unethical to say the least

    • Stu Pidazzo
      February 5, 2017 at 12:56 pm

      I think what got lost is that it is her job to prosecute alleged criminals based on what law enforcement investigation reveals, yet she shares “can’t trust the police” hashtags. It’s her job- or at least it’s supposed to be. And we wonder why criminals are let go all the time.

  • Dr Feelgood
    February 3, 2017 at 6:40 pm

    Liberalism IS a mental disorder.

  • Rand
    February 3, 2017 at 6:22 pm

    As a spokesperson of the human race let me just say that we’re all completely fucked. We’ll be lucky to get out of this century.

  • BobnMic
    February 3, 2017 at 6:16 pm

    I’d hit it with fake Turd at the top and I’ll be happy with slopoy seconds,

    • BobnMic
      February 3, 2017 at 6:17 pm


      damn verizon iphone

      • GoneWest
        February 4, 2017 at 2:13 am

        Yeah my iPhone from att doesn’t do that.

        • BobnMic
          February 4, 2017 at 12:56 pm

          ^^^ Not me GoneWest. Just a troll.

        • BobnMic
          February 4, 2017 at 1:35 pm

          ^^^^The guy above me is a fake.

          The guy below me is a fakebtoo.

          • Fuck New England
            February 4, 2017 at 1:53 pm

            Relax, you’re all fucking fakes.

          • BobnMic
            February 4, 2017 at 3:17 pm

            The guy in between is real though.

          • BobnMic
            February 4, 2017 at 8:18 pm

            The guy in between is a real fake. And so is the guy above, but the guy below is real because I’m a fake.

  • wtatnuckgangsta
    February 3, 2017 at 6:16 pm

    $54K? Is she basically a secretary?

    • Nice gig
      February 3, 2017 at 10:45 pm

      No, she made 71 grand in 2014, salary data base quote. More now of course. Add benefits on top of the wage, usually a third. Include working for the state too. Get paid for forty hours, but work much less than that, guaranteed, plus O.T.

  • Sexual Chocolate
    February 3, 2017 at 6:04 pm

    White guilt.

  • Steven
    February 3, 2017 at 5:57 pm

    We really shouldn’t be putting down a transvestite especially an assistant AG.

  • Turd Burglestein
    February 3, 2017 at 5:44 pm


    • Turd Burglestein
      February 3, 2017 at 6:14 pm

      If by firsties you wanna be the first person to hit that, don’t worry…you got that one all to yourself.

      • ZephyrCat
        February 4, 2017 at 9:23 am

        In case anyone wants to leave a message, this number is listed with her on white pages. 617-332-4801. Let her know how she’s doing. Ps. She lives on 37 Beechcroft Rd, Newton. Hi Claire, lick my balls crazy lady!

        • ZephyrCat
          February 4, 2017 at 9:30 am

          Here’s another one from Quanki- 617-777-8528. Clicking on her number linked me to truthfinder. Hey Claire, work your way down from my balls to my taint.

    • Claire Masinton
      February 4, 2017 at 12:54 am

      You know how sometimes you sneeze a big thick coagulated booger out of your nose in the morning, and then you can’t find it? Prior experience tells you that it usually somewhere lands on your chest, shoulder or legs. But sometimes you get a stealth booger you can’t find right away, but you know that fucker is ON you, somewhere? Oh, how your fingers long to roll that sticky little mass into a neat spherical nugget, and flick it away in that small ritual of self-purification that also makes popping zits so enjoyable! But no. It is nowhere to be found. DENIED. It is the ghost booger. A fugitive, a rebel… a terrorist, if I may. And the last thing on earth you want is for someone else to spot it before you do. And I have a meeting in 15 minutes. Fuck.

      At least I have taken measures to ensure a clean, dry asshole for all-day rectal freshness again. Perhaps I can bring that up in my defense if somebody sees the booger and criticizes my personal hygiene.

      I’ve never told anyone this before, but despite having been the proud owner of a healthy well-functioning asshole all my life, a real workhorse of the nether regions that’s never given me the slightest bit of real trouble, I’m actually not sure of the precise shades of difference in meaning between the words “anus”, “sphincter”, and “rectum.” I’m also a little fuzzy on what exactly a colon is.

      • MA
        February 4, 2017 at 10:19 am

        What kind of AG or for that matter lawyer are you??? my daughter is a lawyer in NYC and she doesn’t do twitter and her FB is limited. I think you better start looking at your conduct , your days maybe numbered.

        • PC censored
          February 4, 2017 at 2:09 pm

          She’s the stereotypical “Jewish American Princess”, that says it all. Also, the term originated in the Jewish community itself. They knew !

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