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It’s that time of the year ago turtle riders – tis the season of “people get publicly shamed for leaving children and dogs in locked cars on 90 degree days.” We have no problem with this in general, as many of these people deserve to be shamed. Kids die and shit when you do that. However, if you’re gonna try to publicly shame someone, make sure you do it right. Not like this guy:
As you can see, the past has been shared almost 30,000 times!! After all, it’s on Facebook so it must be true. And the Facebook mob is giving this jerkwad Turtleboy justice!!
We’ve got the heat police out and about smashing windows to free muh dogs….
And this woman knows it’s a crime because she has a state trooper friend…
Doesn’t get any more official than that.
Except it’s the definition of fake news…..
Of course they could’ve just figured out that the dog was perfectly fine by looking at the license plate on the car, identifying it as a Tesla.
Oops!! When trying to become a Facebook vigilante hero goes wrong!!
Not the first time the Newton Naniburger has taken to the Facebook machine to address a GRAVE injustice….
Yes, that’s right. He contacted the Boston Globe and the Anti-Defamation League because Party City wouldn’t let him use his Christmas decorations 20% off coupon for Hanukkah gifts. It’s almost as if Christmas and Hanukkah are completely different things. What’s next? I don’t get to use my buy one get one free coupon on books of Kwanzaa carols?
It’s all good though because once foiled a terrorist attack in Paris by changing his Facebook filter.
What’s most egregious about this is that he knows it’s a Tesla by now, as thousands of people have posted as such on his page. I saw one posted over 24 hours ago. He knows the dog was fine, he knows he fucked up, and he’s still sending a mob after some innocent Tesla owner because he’s too stupid to keep up with technological innovations.
The bottom line is, it’s good that you care about puppies and shit. But leave the public shaming to Turtleboy. Because unlike the Newton Naniburger, we actually do our homework.