It started as a protest against Trump, but quickly turned into an anti-Turtleboy rally today at City Hall in Worcester.
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So today down at City hall in Worcester there was the ghetto-est Worcester protest you’ve ever seen. It was just a bunch of the usual sloppy ragtags, coming together and bonding about the fact that they only bathe three times a month at most. Of course they were being led by Crazy Ol’ Gordon Davis – the crazy guy who sued us for $153,000 because we pointed out he was crazy in our blogs.
The charges were dismissed after All-Star hotshot lawyer and aware winning poet laureate Margaret Melican destroyed him in court. Nevertheless, Gordon was down there with his trademark crazy yellow coat, and his never ending sea of hand made cardboard signs about racism:
Gordon can’t see out of one eye, so it was literally the blind leading the blind. I mean, just take a look at these spectacular losers:
Good God. No wonder they’re mad. The best part was when none of them voted.
Some of these signs are amazing:
“Tax the rich.” Because rich people don’t pay any taxes. Just skinny jean wearing baristas like him.
“No Hate.” Coming from people chanting into megaphones about groups of people who “are not welcome here.”
Or this thing’s sign:
Why is it always the chicks with the “keep your hands off my hoo-hoo” signs that are the ones who you have the least desire to put your hands on? That’s like putting a “don’t eat me” sign on Turtleboy Jr.’s broccoli. He wasn’t gonna eat it anyway.
Loved this guy’s custom made jacket too:
“Fuck Mike Pence.” Keep telling yourself that they’re just doing this because of Trump. They would’ve done this same exact thing for ANY republican who got elected, and quite possibly many democrats too.
Oh, and those three winners who tried recruiting kids at Doherty High School today, but only got one, also made their way down:
Another productive day for some of Worcester’s finest!!
The only thing better than the signs were the chants. Like “No Turtleboy, no KKK, no Fascist USA!!”
It’s true. Turtleboy and the Klan are like peas and carrots. We tight yo!!
They also spotted award winning poet Margaret Melican in the crowd, and seeing as she was with other turtle riders wearing their turtle gear, they called them all out by saying, “One of our local racists, one of the photographers for Turtleboy Sports and his racist newspaper have joined us for this protest. So, let’s all say together………..(long pause to think of something that rhymes)………(followed by something indiscernible about racists)”
Classic. We own their brains. Not even gonna waste time pointing out how we’re not racist, because they obviously don’t even put any thought into their nonsense, so why should we? These are losers. They are here for our amusement. We should all point and laugh at them whenever we see them, because they are a joke. Nothing more.
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