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Anti-Trump Rally In Worcester Turns Into Anti-Turtleboy Anti-KKK Rally After Turtle Rider Spies Were Spotted By Protesters

It started as a protest against Trump, but quickly turned into an anti-Turtleboy rally today at City Hall in Worcester.

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So today down at City hall in Worcester there was the ghetto-est Worcester protest you’ve ever seen. It was just a bunch of the usual sloppy ragtags, coming together and bonding about the fact that they only bathe three times a month at most.  Of course they were being led by Crazy Ol’ Gordon Davis – the crazy guy who sued us for $153,000 because we pointed out he was crazy in our blogs.





The charges were dismissed after All-Star hotshot lawyer and aware winning poet laureate Margaret Melican destroyed him in court. Nevertheless, Gordon was down there with his trademark crazy yellow coat, and his never ending sea of hand made cardboard signs about racism:

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Gordon can’t see out of one eye, so it was literally the blind leading the blind. I mean, just take a look at these spectacular losers:

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Good God. No wonder they’re mad. The best part was when none of them voted.

Some of these signs are amazing:

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“Tax the rich.” Because rich people don’t pay any taxes. Just skinny jean wearing baristas like him.

“No Hate.” Coming from people chanting into megaphones about groups of people who “are not welcome here.”

Or this thing’s sign:

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Why is it always the chicks with the “keep your hands off my hoo-hoo” signs that are the ones who you have the least desire to put your hands on? That’s like putting a “don’t eat me” sign on Turtleboy Jr.’s broccoli. He wasn’t gonna eat it anyway.

Loved this guy’s custom made jacket too:

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“Fuck Mike Pence.” Keep telling yourself that they’re just doing this because of Trump. They would’ve done this same exact thing for ANY republican who got elected, and quite possibly many democrats too.

Oh, and those three winners who tried recruiting kids at Doherty High School today, but only got one, also made their way down:

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Another productive day for some of Worcester’s finest!!

The only thing better than the signs were the chants. Like “No Turtleboy, no KKK, no Fascist USA!!”

It’s true. Turtleboy and the Klan are like peas and carrots. We tight yo!!

They also spotted award winning poet Margaret Melican in the crowd, and seeing as she was with other turtle riders wearing their turtle gear, they called them all out by saying, “One of our local racists, one of the photographers for Turtleboy Sports and his racist newspaper have joined us for this protest. So, let’s all say together………..(long pause to think of something that rhymes)………(followed by something indiscernible about racists)”

Classic. We own their brains. Not even gonna waste time pointing out how we’re not racist, because they obviously don’t even put any thought into their nonsense, so why should we? These are losers. They are here for our amusement. We should all point and laugh at them whenever we see them, because they are a joke. Nothing more.



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36 Comment(s)
  • Wabbitt
    January 23, 2017 at 7:27 pm

    Only thing those protests are good for is picking up some hippy chick wind screwing her in the City Hall bathroom.

    “Yeah I totally check my privilege! Pence is the devil and Drumpf has tiny hands!” Then you dump your load and tell her your name Aslan King and you live at 8 Cedar Street in Fitchburg.

  • Aaron
    January 23, 2017 at 4:36 pm

    These fucking people need a life!

  • I'm new here
    January 23, 2017 at 6:46 am

    Another thread…….another firsties!

  • Rational Person
    January 22, 2017 at 2:59 pm

    yesterday was the most inspiring, empowering day for me in years. Taking part in the Boston Women’s March for America gave me hope that everything will be ok. There were over 175,000 march participants in Boston and not one single arrest. The crowd was amazing. Everyone was friendly, helpful patient, kind and supportive. If these are the people who will lead the revolution, we are in good hands.

  • Llc
    January 21, 2017 at 10:41 am

    Who raised these beasts?

    If I saw one of mine out there, you would see footage of me beating them with their sign.


    Get fucking jobs.

  • Bs4sure
    January 21, 2017 at 9:44 am

    Of course these protesters want socialism, more free shit. Its easier to grab a sign and complain than it is to get a job.

    • Liz
      January 21, 2017 at 8:26 pm

      Not sure how I personally feel about the socialist aspect of that group. But I joined them yesterday because they share the views of wanting an end to racism, homophobia, xenophobia, and sexism. And they want to protect reproductive rights. And promote awareness of climate change and global warming, as well as demand a living wage. Quite frankly, anybody that works over 60 hours a week, and holds 3 or more jobs, should NOT have to end up needing Welfare!

      Coming from a country that was occupied by a Communist Dictatorship, I’m certainly not in agreement with everything they stand for. But the core concepts I do agree with.

      • triggerwarning
        January 21, 2017 at 9:52 pm

        “Not sure how I personally feel about the socialist aspect of that group…Coming from a country that was occupied by a Communist Dictatorship, I’m certainly not in agreement with everything they stand for. But the core concepts I do agree with.”

        I am guessing your former country wasn’t occupied by Communists while you were there.

        Guess what? Racism, homophobia, xenophobia, and sexism are in EVERY country!

        However, true racism, homophobia, xenophobia, and sexism is not CONDONED here.

        For example, in the US, there are people who don’t approve of homosexuality, but they are not throwing homosexuals out of windows as in some other parts of the world. There are sexists here, but I’ve yet to meet any American who says women should not be allowed to drive (as in Saudi Arabia) or that they should be subject anything CLOSE to what females are subjected to in many Middle Eastern and African countries.

        Oh but I am sorry…somebody somewhere is upset because a bakery would prefer not to bake a cake for a “gay wedding,” or health insurance won’t pay for contraception or abortions, or somebody looked at someone else askew, so that must mean the US is as horrible as (or worse than!) all of the countries people flee to come here.

        College educated? If you think this country is so bad, your history professors failed you and you should demand a refund.

      • Paul Larson
        January 22, 2017 at 12:50 pm

        There is no greater homophobic religion than Islam. Homos don’t get to enjoy 72 virgin women. And when the Hispanic immigrants came to the new world with Pizzaro, etc, the Aztecs attacked the Hispanic immigrants. The Aztecs must have been xenophobic. Just like the xenophobic Indians and Eskimos who attacked the Viking immigrants in Greenland. And when Indian tribes fought for the Confederacy, they did so to keep their slaves and extend slavery into the future. And sexism, Bill Clinton had 26 women complainants against him before he ran for president. Donald Trump was a Democrat for 40 years and he took his lead from Bill Clinton and FDR, who put thousands of Japanese-American citizens into concentration camps during II.

        Paul Larson

  • White Turtle Rider
    January 21, 2017 at 8:49 am

    If you’re anti-Klan than you’re anti-white. Period. Go to a Black Lives Matter rally if you don’t like it.

    • Paul Larson
      January 21, 2017 at 9:06 am

      If you believe in evolution, humanity evolved in Africa. People walked out of Africa and they evolved in different ways, but if you follow your family back far enough, we are all originally Africans.

      Paul Larson

      • Paul Larson
        January 21, 2017 at 9:09 am

        If you are anti-Klan, you are a Republican.

        Paul Larson

      • Liz
        January 21, 2017 at 8:19 pm

        Very true.

  • FatFingr Lou
    January 21, 2017 at 7:44 am

    When I was a kid the Common and area around City Hall was overrun with flocks of pigeons. Nature took it course, and Peregrine Falcons set up shop on the ledges of surrounding office buildings…no more pigeons.

    It’s been a while now with the current pests infesting downtown…where’s the damned Landsharks?

  • Wwy
    January 21, 2017 at 1:57 am

    Who’s the asshole with the communist Jew sanders sign are these people nuts,a communist kike as president what a sick state mass.has become.

  • White Pride White Power
    January 21, 2017 at 12:28 am

    I love Turtleboy. I love the Klan. Come at me, SJWs.

  • Officer BobnMic
    January 21, 2017 at 12:05 am

    I was there today on those mean Worcester streets. I had to wear a bullet proof vest, what a dangerous situation. The last time I was in that kind of danger I ended up with a purple heart… two of them to be exact!

    • BobnMic's Gerbil
      January 21, 2017 at 8:20 am

      I remember that. It was long ago, but it seems like just yesterday. It was terrible. You were surrounded by hundreds (at least 2) dirty hippies and you dropped your nightstick or maybe your flashlight, but when they started relentlessly beating in your back door I made the mistake of peeking out from under your left asslip to see what the commotion was all about and got cracked right in my gerbil noggin. I was seeing stars and left unable to defend myself, but fortunately your martial arts training under Paul Larson paid off and you were able to overcome such adversity. I don’t recall much more after that because of the concussion, but I really owe my life to you. I guess that’s why I still stand by your side after all these years even though you treat me horribly and take really bad care of me when it comes to my habitrail.

  • whatevuh
    January 20, 2017 at 11:58 pm

    Went by this today, wanted to take a picture, but the light turned green on me. Funniest thing I’ve seen in a long time. It was nice their bosses gave them the day off to do this. So pussies, what did you accomplish today? Someone took your picture with your cute little sign? LMAO Go back to mom’s basement for some more video games, see you again in 4 years !

  • RR
    January 20, 2017 at 11:27 pm

    No shit. What do these weirdos think standing outside holding a piece of cardboard is going to do? Force him to resign? Take a shower, get a job, move out of your parents’ basement, and stop your hatred. Yes, YOU are the haters.

  • Entitled, you owe me
    January 20, 2017 at 9:44 pm

    Wonder how much government assistance they’ve received or are receiving. The hunter’s cap time traveler really gets around. Doherty and city hall too. Am sure they’re really busy, how did they get time off from work ?

  • Joe Shmidlap
    January 20, 2017 at 9:30 pm

    Productive members of society at their finest. Why get a job when you can “protest”. They are not humans they are creatures.

    • Liz
      January 21, 2017 at 8:14 pm

      I was there and I’m proud! Sorry, but hate to burst your ignorance bubble, but I am a college educated woman that after her day was over went to protest the stupidity and bigoted practices of you and your best buddy Trump. I am a proud voter. And do not take kindly to people that actively chose to not exercise their right to vote. I notice they didn’t have any pictures of MY signs. Perhaps because THOUGHT and EFFORT were put into them? Perhaps because they rang TRUE? I’m not offended by Turtle Boy. In fact once they announced his presence, I decided to look at this website. Why you might ask? Because I wanted to see the local gossip and see if I’m “famous” – or to you I suppose I should say if I’m “infamous “. I enjoyed it. And I look foreword to seeing your cronies in the future. You all are gonna learn to “love” me !!! Hahaha. Plus, I kinda enjoy his posts. It’s funny.

      • Paul Larson
        January 22, 2017 at 12:32 pm

        How much choice do you have regarding Social Security, Medicare or Obamacare? None. The government takes what it wants from you, if you work, and gives your money to people who sit on their rump all day, just like the pro-slavery Democrats did for their slave-owners.

        socialism is the NEW slavery.

        Paul Larson

      • arugala
        February 24, 2017 at 6:24 pm

        so liz, what you’re really saying, is that you are unemployed and take a couple of online courses and call it college, hahaha, ok then, if you are not paying taxes, you don’t get to spend ours, you stand there and be proud right next to “smelly guy” and “i don’t work so ill stand here and yell stuff” guy, have fun with that, an educated girl should be making a difference at a soup kitchen or homeless shelter, but have at it

  • Del Griffith
    January 20, 2017 at 8:45 pm

    I’d like to start a go fund me page to ship all these socialists off to North Korea where those silly commies would love to take them in. Any takers?

  • Anonymous
    January 20, 2017 at 7:47 pm

    Serious question… Does anyone know anyone who is actually in the KKK? I’m starting to believe it doesn’t exist. However I’d be a rich man if I was paid a nickel for every time leftist douchebag protestors accuse Trump supporters of being in bed with the KKK.

    • True Reality Speaks
      Maura Healey (D)
      January 20, 2017 at 8:00 pm

      The KKK are working for ABC, CBS, NBC, MSNBC, CNN, NY Times, Boston Globe, Democratic Party, MA AGO, etc,…

      • Wwy
        January 21, 2017 at 1:33 am

        Wrong KKK,the kikes,kikes,and kikes own those fake news channels

        • JP
          January 21, 2017 at 10:53 am

          Another witty comment by Wwy, and you people who liked it are more scum than he is

          • arugala
            February 24, 2017 at 6:14 pm

            you should cry about it, where are you in the crowd? are you the one boinking that creepy pink haired skank?

      • Paul Larson
        January 21, 2017 at 8:04 am

        The KKK was created by defeated Democrats after the Civil War to protect the interests of the Democratic Party. Mathew Dowd of ABC said: “….it’s much more akin to where we were in 1861 and how divided the country is.”

        Well, 11 pro-slavery Democrat governors created the Confederacy to divide the country and to protect slavery. After they lost the Civil War, the Democrats created the KKK to lynch any blacks who voted Republican. They protected blacks who voted Democrat, and that is why Democrat Congressman John Lewis is a Democrat!

        Paul Larson

  • Tired of the abuse
    January 20, 2017 at 7:00 pm

    Lol his slogan should have been “Make America work again” same meaning to his supporters but scary as shit to the welfare/food stamp selling/ adhd prescription med selling (of their kids of course) hood rat/dumpster bucket crowd. Interesting side note: I have never known more people who can not seem to provide their children with their ADHD meds before school in the morning. The excuses are ENDLESS. Note: we are not stupid. And every last one of them “have an appointment” when the school wants to meet with them, like seriously where the fuck you going all day???????

  • Donna
    January 20, 2017 at 6:54 pm

    Hahahaha such losers that no one showed up!!

  • SMH
    January 20, 2017 at 6:47 pm

    Make the rich pay taxesbecause most of them never studied or worked hard to get where they are. They are just blessed with wealth. Luck of the draw. Just fuck ’em. I never worked, my mommy and her baby daddy never worked, and…well you get it. But fuck it, tax the rich! Because…. I don’t ever want to study or work a and I don’t ever want anything more for my (many) offspring, and their offspring….well you get it. A little frightened by Trump but he beats that socialist criminal thief any second of any day. Why doesn’t the great Clinton foundation take care of all you assholes who don’t want to work? Oh yeah, she could give a shit less about you.

    • SMH
      January 20, 2017 at 7:22 pm

      PS why the fuck does that chick with the pink hair and beanie think anyone want to touch her or her rights or her, oh gross….

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