A vehicle was reported off the road on Washington St this morning. While speaking to the operator she stated that she was looking for a Pokemon around midnight and drove off the road. No injuries were reported from this accident. During the course of the investigation it was determined that the operator was traveling well in excess of the posted speed limit whle attempting to catch a Pokemon. Distracted driving is driving while doing another activity that takes your attention away from driving. All distractions endanger driver, passenger, and bystander safety. Please pay attention to the road and help maintain the safety of those around you.
This is still a thing? This is still an excuse people are using for driving like a freaking idiot? First of all, anyone still playing Pokemon Go now that it’s not cool is a bigger loser than the people who were playing it during that 48 hour span when it was all the rage. But at least back then when people made up that excuse it was still believable. Anyone with a brain knows that this lady was all coked up and raging out so she figured she was better off legally if she blamed it on Pokemon. And apparently it worked because the comments section on that Facebook link are filled with people who are all fired up that this lady could’ve killed someone over Pokemon. Newsflash morons – she wasn’t really looking for a Pokemon. She’s just a crazy white trash driver from Rhode Island who didn’t wanna own up to a more serious offense. And you fell for it. Take a lap. You sound more out of touch than Hillary Clinton talking about Pokemon Go.
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