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Anyone Who Believes This Coventry Woman Crashed Into A Tree Because Of Pokemon Go Should Be Thrown Off A Cliff

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A vehicle was reported off the road on Washington St this morning. While speaking to the operator she stated that she was looking for a Pokemon around midnight and drove off the road. No injuries were reported from this accident. During the course of the investigation it was determined that the operator was traveling well in excess of the posted speed limit whle attempting to catch a Pokemon. Distracted driving is driving while doing another activity that takes your attention away from driving. All distractions endanger driver, passenger, and bystander safety. Please pay attention to the road and help maintain the safety of those around you.

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This is still a thing? This is still an excuse people are using for driving like a freaking idiot? First of all, anyone still playing Pokemon Go now that it’s not cool is a bigger loser than the people who were playing it during that 48 hour span when it was all the rage. But at least back then when people made up that excuse it was still believable. Anyone with a brain knows that this lady was all coked up and raging out so she figured she was better off legally if she blamed it on Pokemon. And apparently it worked because the comments section on that Facebook link are filled with people who are all fired up that this lady could’ve killed someone over Pokemon. Newsflash morons – she wasn’t really looking for a Pokemon. She’s just a crazy white trash driver from Rhode Island who didn’t wanna own up to a more serious offense. And you fell for it. Take a lap. You sound more out of touch than Hillary Clinton talking about Pokemon Go.

 

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11 Comment(s)
  • Mrs Kopechne
    September 1, 2016 at 12:44 pm

    That comment was un called for.

    • Sal Monella
      September 1, 2016 at 8:24 pm

      But Ted what if I get pregnant? We’ll cross that bridge when we come to it…

      • Rosie perez
        September 1, 2016 at 8:59 pm

        To bad Fiesty wasn’t in the back seat, with her newak naw jersay accent, chapwasaquited

        • Nancy Droz Marsden
          September 1, 2016 at 9:21 pm

          Greg, be kind. I raised you better than this. Being a single mother was hard. Your step daddy is always here for you if you need that father figure you so crave.

          Love,
          Mom

          • Rosie perez
            September 1, 2016 at 9:49 pm

            Told you not him, just someone else who thinks your vial and will make you cry and go away.

          • FiestyLawyerLady
            September 1, 2016 at 9:56 pm

            Sure, just like you were talking broken English a few days ago to hide. Grow up kid. Either post as BobnMic again and behave like a normal human being, or take your pussy ass back into hiding.

            Also what do you mean, “Not him?” Did I reference BobnMic or Greg in that post? LOL! A “Greg” doesn’t even post here, only a BobnMic, so how did you know who I was talking about? Not like I need to further prove who he is, been there done that. So dumb, here kitty kitty!

            This blog is great without you, don’t come back.

        • Rosie perez
          September 1, 2016 at 10:16 pm

          You are really a stupid twat

  • Brian Northboro
    September 1, 2016 at 9:00 am

    Err…Ah…I was…ah…playing the Pokemon…That’s why I drove off of the bridge in Chapperquiddaahk. Mary Joe was tryin’ to catch a Magikaahp and couldn’t unplug the chahga for the Iphone…

  • Desperate For Clicks
    September 1, 2016 at 6:00 am

    I think a blog about Tom Brady’s new haircut would have seemed less desperate than this story in your quest for clicks.

  • Shackleford
    August 31, 2016 at 11:56 pm

    Hey Kevin Lynch, fuck you!

    • Jack Mehoff
      September 1, 2016 at 5:53 am

      Maybe she let her wiener dog outside to take a piss and Kevin was there with his golf club and chased it in the woods. Poor woman was just frantic to get her valued companion back.

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