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Anyone Who Helps Walmart Find People Who Steal From Them Is A Moron

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I saw this story on the Facebook machine and I’ll be really brief about it:

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Ummm, who gives a shit? Why is this my problem? This is news now? Idiot steals shit from Walmart? Why is a major media news outlet putting out an APB for some nudnik who stole $500 worth of crap from the most profitable store in American history? Is he a criminal? Yup. But he never put anyone in danger and it sure as shit isn’t the public’s responsibility my responsibility to help try to find this guy, like it’s a fucking Amber alert.

Why the hell should I share this story? So Walmart can find this guy and get their shit back? Ummm, Walmart is a multi-billion dollar company. Perhaps they should take some of that many and put it into theft prevention. Ever think of that? Because stealing from Walmart is probably the easiest thing you can ever do. There’s no alarms and you can just walk out with a carriage full of crap like this kid did. Instead they hire a disabled person to act as a greeter/security so that they can save money by having the government subsidize their employees pay. And now you want me to take time out of my day to help correct your security failures?

This happens every single day at stores all across America. And the one store that we’re putting out an APB for is the one with all the money who is cutting corners when it comes to security? Get the fuck out of my face Walmart. You created this mess, now you fix it. I’m not helping you out and neither should anyone else.

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30 Comment(s)
  • LittlerBeatle
    March 31, 2017 at 10:40 pm

    I didn’t even report people stealing from Walmart when I worked for Walmart years ago. Wasn’t gonna make my shitty paycheck any higher, so fuck ’em.

  • TurtleBoySpurts
    July 22, 2015 at 10:18 am

    Just about what I’d expect from a guy who proudly wrote about dumping his hazardous waste in the woods of a neighboring town because, “only morons would pay a few dollars to properly dispose of such items”. You’re the worst kind of citizen.

    • oneopinion
      hanginpossum
      July 22, 2015 at 9:57 pm

      Awe Spurts you can take a little joke. What’s your opinion on minimum wage and the prospect of retail stores dissappearing?

  • oneopinion
    Hanginpossum
    July 21, 2015 at 9:21 pm

    Retail is dying and Walmart is going with it. Walmart is worth something like 250 billion dollars with 2 million plus employees and is the second largest employer in the US only to the government. Facebook is worth 275 billion dollars and employs just 10,000 people if that. Over 80 percent of retail sales in China is conducted online and trends in the US are following.

    • Ward 1
      July 22, 2015 at 7:25 pm

      But let’s raise the unskilled, know nothing wage to $15 per hour, because that will solve everything and totally won’t keep amazon.com and jet.com from just killing retail stores who get stuck subsidizing society’s wash out failure with windfall “living wages” to bail out the rest of society that refuses to train them.

      Is the plan to convert the empty commercial spaces with housing for the soon to be unemployed skill-less class ( now the completely unemployable class) with housing? And who exactly will pay for it now that the taxpayers went out of business ?

      • oneopinion
        Hanginpossum
        July 22, 2015 at 8:04 pm

        I have no idea where they go and it worries me. You know what happened in Seattle when they raised the minimum wage to $15/hr? People asked to work fewer hours so as not to lose their entitlements. The upward mobility is there but I can see how the wage gap widens.

  • Uh oh!
    July 21, 2015 at 3:34 pm

    I try to stay away from that shit hole! Especially the Worcester one. Walking in there is like going into the welfare office just much bigger. If I have no choice I’ll go the extra few miles to Leicester.

  • Finnish Goalie
    July 21, 2015 at 1:56 pm

    Wal-Mart! Fight the power!!

  • Mousy
    July 21, 2015 at 1:16 pm

    Perhaps I’m in the minority, but I always scrutinize the alerts from the police. I’m expecting my friend’s ex-dooshnozzle to show up in one of them, one day, and then we will gleefully turn him in. I’ve always thought that, if one is stupid enough to be caught on camera committing a crime, there is someone like me in that person’s life, just waiting to see the picture.

  • MENTAL MIKE
    July 21, 2015 at 1:03 pm

    Every time I go to Wal-Mart only three out of thirty registers are open. Even though my line has twelve people in it. I get out to my truck FFINALLY. And I always find that my two year old has half the candy in her stroller. FUCK THEM!!!!!!!! If I didn’t have to wait for lazy fat people arguing over their 50cents off hot pockets. My kids wouldn’t rob you blind once A week.

  • Maggie the Cat
    July 21, 2015 at 12:40 pm

    Sorry, TB, have to disagree with you. Two wrongs don’t make a right. The next time this guy might not steal from Walmart; he might rob an innocent person, or try a convenience store robbery and end up dead for his efforts. I’d turn him in if I knew him.

  • Dude
    July 21, 2015 at 11:34 am

    Probably should have done more research before writing this.

    First, it is not Wal-Mart asking for help, the police department is. They are the ones that care about catching criminals, no matter who they commit crimes against. Wal-Mart ultimately does not care if they loose $500, they have insurances to cover themselves. Not helping the police is a hippie move. I thought you were against hippies?

    Second, you completely missed on their security procedures. The old man in the front of the stores has about as much to do with their security as the cashiers do. Each store has at least 2 security persons in the store during business hours (that could be cut back in 24 hour stores at night). You never see them, because they pretend to be shoppers in plain clothes when they are not hanging out in the security offices where they store the cameras. They do have alarms on some of the merch (mostly electronics and high ticket items like jewelry), just not all.

    How might I know all this, you might ask? I used to work for a company that rented space in a Wal-Mart. Included in our customers were the employees of that store. We learned all about them and what they do. They do catch many of the shoplifters, but some get away. Sometimes it is because the shoplifter is just that good, sometimes it is because they are dealing with one person and can’t get to another. Sometimes the crowds are too large to get to them in time, and once they leave the store all they can do is ask them to come back in and be detained. I wonder how many people would willingly go back in just to have the police called?

    • Wally Mart
      July 21, 2015 at 11:54 am

      WTF are you blabbing about dude? Research? Police or walmart, its the same. Its an APB, let the cops do their job.
      Let Walmart hire a PI, instead of dumping their stupid shit on the police who HAVE a lot more important things to do.
      What does this have to do with amber alert – its theft not kidnapping. Stupid fuck.
      You call that shit research? Moron.
      A hippie move – you are one dumb fuck.

      • Dude
        July 21, 2015 at 1:31 pm

        Last time I checked (and you can correct me if I’m wrong) it was the police’s job to catch criminals of all types including shoplifters. So, this is exactly what the police should be doing with their time. I also don’t understand why you have a problem with them having Fox (or any other news channel) putting an alert like this out there. They can now work on other cases while they wait for a lead from the post.

        P. S. Ad hominem attacks show you don’t actually have a valid argument to present. Have a great day.

      • Woo Town
        July 21, 2015 at 6:14 pm

        Hey, genius. If you want Walmart to lose money, stop going there. Then you can get your large, soft lazy ass off of Those hilarious people of Walmart videos.

        But you won’t, will you. Especially not to stop your shoplifting.

  • Wally Mart
    July 21, 2015 at 10:12 am

    Um… its Walmart’s problem not the public’s ain’t it?
    That’s why we have police right?
    Walmart has billions in the bank. Let them pay for security instead of hiring 70 year olds as security guards.
    $500 in merchandise. At cost it’s about $150. They got insurance too.
    I say fuck Walmart.
    And that drop a dime anonymously thing, what if some asshole decides to dime a guy she/he hates?
    Just for payback? Yes, people so such things.
    If you ain’t directly involved, stay out of it.

    • J
      July 21, 2015 at 11:08 am

      Well when that guy or girl shows up to the courthouse they’re probably going to know it’s not them. That’s why we have trials and all that jazz

    • Dude
      July 21, 2015 at 11:36 am

      Guess you are against Amber Alerts too. You are not directly involved, why should you worry about a missing/kidnapped kid?

      • Finnish Goalie
        July 21, 2015 at 1:58 pm

        Was the kid in question previously causing a scene in a restaurant?

        • Dude
          July 21, 2015 at 2:32 pm

          If it was, I know what diner I’m looking for them in.

    • strata
      July 21, 2015 at 3:23 pm

      You realize they have a CLEAR picture of the criminal. If some jerk reports an innocent person as you worry about, it will NOT lead to a innocent person getting arrested. If somebody knows him …. REPORT him. I guess unlike you, I like criminals being held accountable. Even if they steal from Big bad Walmart.

      You do realize if this guy will ripoff Walmart, he would probably steal or burglarize from anyone one. See, see …. see how it could become the public’s problem (victim) next. By the way, I’m surprised you would come up with a justification like people purposely falsely accusing other to be a dick in your post….. I don’t think it’s a real problem in society, …. either it happened to you, or you may have done that??? whatever…. i don’t care

    • Woo Town
      July 21, 2015 at 6:03 pm

      So, if Wallmart charges more for its goods than it costs Wallmart to buy them, and you are against that, why do you want to get paid to go to work for more than it cost you for gas to drive there (assuming that you even work)?

      Really, you don’t need to make a profit on your labor to pay for things like food, rent, heat, right? You don’t deserve to put away some bucks if you get ahead, right?

      Dingus.

    • Woo Town
      July 21, 2015 at 6:04 pm

      Sooooooo, if Wallmart charges more for its goods than it costs Wallmart to buy them, and you are against that, why do you want to get paid to go to work for more than it cost you for gas to drive there (assuming that you even work)?

      Really, you don’t need to make a profit on your labor to pay for things like food, rent, heat, right? You don’t deserve to put away some bucks if you get ahead, right?

      Dingus.

  • Woo Town
    July 21, 2015 at 10:06 am

    So when Samantha Allen steals your next story you should give her a prize?
    Why should we care if she copies your stories?
    Why should we care that Mosaic Cultural Complex funnels our tax dollars into its Cash to Pocket Pipeline?

    Oh, right. Because its wrong and rewards lazy douches for bad behavior.

    • OldBallsIsaBitch
      July 21, 2015 at 10:43 am

      You are missing the point all together, dingus.

      • Woo Town
        July 21, 2015 at 6:06 pm

        Hey, dingus, the point is that if you reward parasites for being parasites all of the hosts leave. Then they look for new hosts, like you. Unless, of course, you have nothing a parasite wants and are competition to other parasites.

  • strata
    July 21, 2015 at 9:56 am

    Why the hell should I share this story? So Walmart can find this guy and get their shit back?
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    No, ….. maybe so this criminal can be held responsible for a crime, and maybe so some innocent law abiding person or business is not the next victim of a criminal like this. Yes, of course Walmart should review their security procedures ….

    Geez, what’s the big deal? If you happened to recognize the picture, whats the big deal about “dropping a dime” anonymously???

    • OldBallsIsaBitch
      July 21, 2015 at 10:42 am

      Snitches get stitches.

      • Dig it
        July 21, 2015 at 9:11 pm

        No, losers get lumps. I know that you are all lumped up and will be even more so after you get back from being a loser on the streets tail the wee hours. ( I know that you will blame WalMart that you always keep on losing).

        Johnny Cash made a career of singing about douches who are dumbasses that make more dumbass decisions to hurt other people and drive themselves further into a hole, but they can’t see that they are the dumbass holding the shovel.

        Keep digging. Probably won’t be hearing from you soon.

    • V
      September 17, 2016 at 3:17 pm

      Shut the fuck up, your a faggot ass little bitch.

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