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Anyone Who Thinks That White Privilege Is A Real Thing After Jussie Smollett Got Away With Committing 16 Felonies Should Be Mocked And Laughed At

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So yesterday in a surprising, yet unsurprising turn of events, Jussie Smollett had all his 16 felony charges dropped against him for perpetrating the most egregious and well documented fake hate crime in modern memory.

Their reasoning? He volunteered for Jesse Jackson’s non-profit twice and surrendered his $10,000 bail.

Innocent people don’t surrender their bail. This was essentially a rich person bribing his way (for a fraction of what it costs to get your rich daughter into USC) out of a serious crime and hiding behind the mask of social justice. Here’s some quick thoughts:

  • This forever proves that white privilege is not a thing that exists. If it were real, imagine what Jussie Smollett would’ve gotten if he were white. He likely would’ve been given a key to the city, 40 acres, and a mule. Rich privilege exists (just ask OJ), white privilege is a myth. Anyone perpetuating is should be mocked and laughed at.
  • This forever proves that the system is not rigged against black people, or that we over incarcerate people of color. The system is rigged against poor people, but rich people like Jussie Smollett, who have connections directly to Kamala Harris and Michelle Obama, can get away with anything.

  • Filing a false police report can no longer be a crime. What’s the point? This is the most obviously false police report in the history of mankind, and he was never charged for it.
  • His lawyers readily admit that the Nigerian brothers did this. This would mean that his two friends randomly were out at 2 AM during a polar vortex while wearing MAGA hats and carrying a noose, they yelled “this is MAGA country” and Jussie not only didn’t recognize them, but mistook them for white men.
  • The media is framing this as “conservatives get mad about Jussie Smollett.” Wrong. Mayor Rahm Emmanuel is a liberal and he’s furious, as are many other liberals. Any liberal who’s excusing this with whataboutism (i.e. “what about cops shooting unarmed black kids”) is part of the problem.

  • The District Attorney’s office chose to drop the charges, even though they admitted that they think he’s guilty. Their reasoning is that this hardly ever results in jail time. But who cares? He should have a felony conviction on his record and it should stay with him for the rest of his life. What he did was pure evil, and the message being sent here is that he is either innocent or that money can buy your way out of anything.
  • DA Kim Foxx recused herself from this case because she knows the Smollett family, but her underling is the one tho made the decision to drop the charges. Obviously no one would cross their boss, and she without a doubt approved of this.
  • According to the acting DA they dropped the charges largely because he has no record. That’s just a bold faced lie. Jussie Smollett has a previous conviction for DUI and a history of lying to the police.
  • This should be investigated by the feds, especially since it involved mail.
  • Jussie Smollett had the nerve to go on camera and lie some more at a press conference yesterday, and it makes me want to puke.

  • Jussie probably isn’t even going to lose his gig on Empire, as they believe he has been exonerated by a district attorney’s office that admits they think he is guilty. Jussie got away with this crime BECAUSE of his skin color and sexual orientation. A straight white male would be permanently destroyed if they lied about a group of black men attacking them while yelling, “Obama forever.”

  • CNN, which “investigated” the Russian hoax for 2.5 years, all of sudden says that they’re not in the investigating game, and that we will “never know what really happened” that night. Except we all know what happened – Jussie Smollett paid two Nigerian guys to pretend to lynch him.

  • CNN blue checkmark Hillary Rosen sets the ratio olympics record by going on record to say that Jussie Smollett is the victim here, and demands he be reimbursed for having his life ruined.

  • Uncle Turtleboy accurately predicted on the live show several times that Jussie Smollett would never spend another night in jail.



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59 Comment(s)
  • TurtleWoman
    March 31, 2019 at 7:18 pm

    There are bunches of bot made Jussie Smollett fan groups on fb trying to hide any groups to bash him. I an so annoyed by that and furious about this asshat Jussie.

  • Jussie and the Hood Rats
    March 29, 2019 at 1:48 pm

    Jussie and the hood rats
    chlorine and MAGA hats
    nooses and fake attacks
    odd, queer, a super tool
    in his mouth
    that ain’t drool
    Hurry, Hurry

    They didn’t go
    over the master plan
    Now he’s in the sherriff’s transport van
    lawyers raking hours
    Don’t you know that
    soon no matter
    where he’ll go
    it’s a jail not a tv show

    Jussie and the hood rats
    bloody lips and ski masks
    idiots on tape
    that’s a fact
    Jussie and the hood rats

    Even though there
    was the media barage
    He won’t be
    put in La Cage
    Not going to a state pen
    not wearing orange then
    Shady DA’s
    theater arts,
    belongs in jail,
    lacks headsmarts

    Jussie and the hood rats
    chlorine and MAGA hats
    He knows just where it’s at
    East, West, North, or South
    corruption trumps the big house

    Jussie and the hood rats

    Jussie and the hood rats

  • Randall Guy
    March 28, 2019 at 10:00 am

    Sup my niggizz
    One other thing, Is it me or does Michelle Obama also remind you morons of a howler monkey?

  • SissyAss Mullato
    March 28, 2019 at 8:31 am

    You do realize that this “miscarriage of justice” – paid for by George Soros and influenced by Moochelle Obama and the n*gga-run DNC – is/was meant to start the race war JS planned on starting, but failed miserably, with his “hoax hate crimes”?

    They thought/conspired (JS, his lawyers, MO, KH, CB, the state AG and the presiding judge) that this verdict would finally push “whitey” to the brink and make us come out all “guns ablazing” (think NZ FF) against n*ggers (and, hopefully, illegals as well).

    So, why aren’t we white people staging major “chimp outs” about this “injustice?” You know, going all “BLM – Hands Up Don’t Shoot” , “Burn this muthafucker (Ferguson, MI) down?”

    Probably because:

    1) Unlike the Democrat’s pet (70 IQ at best) pavement apes and porch monkeys, “Whypipo (100+ IQ) Don’t Shit Where They Eat!”,

    2) Most of us, unlike ProgTARD Bolshie c*nts, we aren’t ruled by our emotions/feeling, but rather logic, intelligence, reasoning and finely tuned (thanks Obama) “Bullshit Detectors/Repellent”,

    3) Whypipo are too busy working so we can support our families and pay for (fund social welfare programs and healthcare) all the free shit so illegals and minorities can stay on the breeding “career track” these ungrateful parasites need/abuse in order to stay alive. And most importantly, we instinctively know from our history, that

    4) When whypipo “chimp out” we DESTROY COUNTRIES and CONTINENTS!


  • Kekistan CSI
    March 28, 2019 at 1:22 am

    Take a step back, take a breather and wait.
    This will likely result in the exposure of multiple players from the Dem camp, some of which haven’t been mentioned yet.
    Be patient.

  • Michael Johnson
    True justice
    March 27, 2019 at 7:22 pm

    When he got arrested, I thought we finally won one. All these fake hate crimes and nobody is held accountable. But Jesse got busted and the evidence was overwhelming. But no, he hates Trump so he’s a free man. Disgusting. 2020

  • Wondering, y'know
    March 27, 2019 at 6:16 pm

    Still hoping that someone will investigate the Nigerian brothers’ immigration status.

    • ICE
      March 28, 2019 at 4:48 am

      Eh. To the brothers $3500 is probably a big deal, they got caught and came clean like within a day, and their lawyer was a seemingly normal person. I hope they sue Smollet.

  • LOB
    March 27, 2019 at 5:46 pm

    Black Liar’s Lives Matter #Jussieblackgaymanwannabeactor.

  • XXXChris Evans
    March 27, 2019 at 5:46 pm

    I will no longer dream about sucking Tom Bradys dick but I will continue to suck Jussies dick balls and ass. I will turn my backside on Brady if he votes for Trump.

    • Christopher Lettiere
      March 27, 2019 at 10:20 pm

      I saw that story regarding Chris Evan’s no longer supporting Brady, but I couldn’t bring myself to give the news outlet a click. Plus, who gives a F about Chris Evans.
      What was the TL; DR?

  • Wwy
    March 27, 2019 at 5:25 pm

    Good to see people playing the Jew card It always works coming up kraft innocent based on being a gas headed Jew.

  • White vs Black WAR!!!!
    March 27, 2019 at 3:16 pm

    Someone should really lynch Jussie

  • Whitey
    March 27, 2019 at 3:10 pm

    If I get arrested, I don’t want any special treatment, I just wanted to be treated like Jussie Smollett.

  • Captain Trips
    Fuck Em
    March 27, 2019 at 2:41 pm

    Blue Lives Matter!

    But Fuck judges and fuck courts. Fuck em.

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    March 27, 2019 at 2:38 pm

    Leave poor Jussie alone! He has been persecuted enough. As a woman of color, I know what he is going through.

  • Intel
    March 27, 2019 at 2:28 pm

    Nothing as it seems

    JS nephew of C HARRIS. Did this to get CH anti lynching law passed filed day before..charges dropped to keep him quiet

    Traitors get lynched and a whole bunch of dems going to GITMO for treason soon

    Pass the pop corn


    • Christopher Lettiere
      March 27, 2019 at 2:44 pm

      You could be right, but to clarify (so others can follow), it’s Kamala Harris, so your CH should read KH.

  • Marcia Crossed
    March 27, 2019 at 2:24 pm

    The Jussie story is an anal cancer on society.

  • randiguy2006
    Randall Guy
    March 27, 2019 at 2:08 pm

    Turtle Boy currently in more legal trouble and Jussie.


    • murdochpatsymcreynolds
      Randall Guy's Dad
      March 27, 2019 at 2:44 pm

      RANDY! Git yo’ ass back behind that dumpster! Ya got customers that needs servic’n!

    • John Wypyszinski
      Randall Guy's New Pimp
      March 27, 2019 at 3:01 pm

      Boy, don’t make me come down there an break my foot off in yo ass, git back to work. Last time you made me do that I ruint a brand new pair of PFC’s, you loss 6 hours of wacking while they took my shoe out to ass an’ you cried like a little bitch the whole time. Put down the phone and work them johnsons no account ho.

    • randall eats cock
      March 27, 2019 at 3:23 pm

      hey boy, I need my lawn raked, wanna make 5 bucks? you worthless fucking idiot

  • Pat Caddell's Ghost
    March 27, 2019 at 1:59 pm

    This shit is what will get Trump a 49-1 vistory in 2020.

    • Hugh-Bo Mont
      March 27, 2019 at 2:59 pm

      And we know which state is the “1”. LOL

      • Christopher Lettiere
        March 27, 2019 at 10:06 pm

        Not sure really, could be CA or MA, but CT, NY and VT are also in the running.

        • Lanslide MAGA
          March 29, 2019 at 3:11 pm

          C’mon Y it’s fuckin’ MN.

    March 27, 2019 at 1:56 pm

    Hi Turtle / SJW

    Can you do a piece on Marty’s side piece who is getting plum consulting gigs from the Mayor’s office?
    Also one on the Amherst College PC handbook…

    Much appreciated
    YATBF (Your Average TB fan)

  • mopey63
    March 27, 2019 at 1:42 pm

    Great article, thank you for posting. Did everyone realize at the top of this site you can vote for an article?? Just realized that a couple of weeks ago.

  • Y
    March 27, 2019 at 1:13 pm

    I said it yesterday, but here’s the deal:
    Gay✔️ Black ✔️ Liberal ✔️ Celebrity ✔️ Anti-Trump ✔️ = Too many social justice warrior points for Jussie Smollett to be held accountable for his crimes.

    • Y
      March 27, 2019 at 1:45 pm

      The Chicago Tribune reported on March 14 that Tina Tchen was a “close friend” of Mayor Emanuels wife. Makes one wonder if the mayor’s ire was just a cover up.

      Interesting to note, and I don’t know if there is any connection or not, but Mark Geragos (attorney for Smollette) was named as co-conspirator with Michael Avenatti in the Nike extortion case.

    • Christopher Lettiere
      March 27, 2019 at 2:30 pm

    • Christopher Lettiere
      March 27, 2019 at 2:40 pm

      From a YT commenter:
      “This is what happens when racist minorities are put in positions of authority. Guaranteed, this simple minded racist prosecutor was appalled when she saw WHITE Trump get off by WHITE Mueller and in her mind equated that with more WHITE PRIVILEGE that’s been programmed into her liberal mind since HS.

      So she, in a position to make a symbolic leveling of the playing field, let Smollet walk. It’s the same monkey minded rationale behind the OJ verdict. The case wasn’t about him or the evidence, it was about “righting a wrong” by letting him walk because of “all the injustices against blacks” in the past and the idea the judicial system was unfairly stacked against them.”

      • Wwy
        March 27, 2019 at 5:28 pm

        Kike culture.

    • Christopher Lettiere
      March 27, 2019 at 4:49 pm

    • Christopher Lettiere
      March 27, 2019 at 10:16 pm

      I’m hearing Jussie may have ratted and gave up his attorney (Geragos).
      It’s speculation, but plausible; they drop Jussie’s state charges (16 felonies!) in exchange for a high profile, felony (extortion) federal case against two high profile lawyers/trouble makers (Avenatti & Geragos).
      The timing is right; Geragos was not present during yesterday’s public appearance at the courthouse.

    • Christopher Lettiere
      March 28, 2019 at 10:31 am

      US Postal Inspection is investigating Jussie Smollett.
      FBI says they are now investigating JS and the dropping of charges around him.
      I assume SA Kim Foxx is a part of the FBI investigation.
      CPD also released the case notes, some of which were supposed to be sealed.

  • Revrun Fishknuckle
    March 27, 2019 at 1:08 pm

    No Jussie, No Peace!

    Meanwhile there were 17 lead injections across Chimpcongo in the past few days.

    Gonna be an interesting summer taters..

  • Michelle Obama
    March 27, 2019 at 1:01 pm

    I farted on his birthday cake once. I owed him one, and now we’re even.

  • Big Wick
    March 27, 2019 at 12:51 pm

    Ha, he didn’t even need Al Sharpton, who fairly early on saw what was going on and distanced himself. We can only hope that the federal charges will be prosecuted. Maybe he can slink into obscurity like Tawana Brawley. I can’t believe all the SJW’s proclaiming exoneration.

    Here’s a thought: can Smollet and his team be so stupid as to tender a lawsuit for malicious prosecution?

    • Slave Trader Faneuil
      March 27, 2019 at 1:01 pm

      Yeah but he DID have Jessie Jackson in the woodpile.

      • Big Wick
        March 27, 2019 at 1:57 pm

        Maybe they were conferring in the woodshed.

  • Sgt. Truth Meter
    March 27, 2019 at 12:29 pm

    Forest for the trees TB, get out front. Think like a detective. Forget white privilege.

  • Barry
    March 27, 2019 at 12:28 pm

    The feds aren’t gonna do shit. The reason why they tried to move it to the FBI in the first place was because the agency is so corrupt. It’s over.

    • And We Know
      March 27, 2019 at 12:30 pm

      Keep your head up Barry. Things are going to happen very rapidly.

  • Sgt. Truth Meter
    March 27, 2019 at 12:27 pm

    This is very amusing, all they had to do was convict and sentence him to a minimal sentence. So what I want you to do is think local murders, it is usually more than one person and I have seen up to five who get convicted for one murder. Now apply that to Jussie; instead of one, this is going up to 4 or 5 corrupt people. If you have read those redacted texts, I want you to go back and look again. Imagine the redacted name is Michelle Obama and see how it fits. You might even imagine that it has been unredacted and we already know where all of this is going. Two words, William Barr.

  • randiguy2006
    Randall Guy
    March 27, 2019 at 12:26 pm

    Morons. Its about money not race.
    (Nothing more upsetting to crackers than a black man with money.)
    You honkies been buyin’ your justice forever, how’s it feel when a brother does it?
    Didn’t OJ teach you anything?

    In America is all about MNEY MONEY MONEY.

    • Randall's Big Fat Momma
      March 27, 2019 at 12:32 pm

      Then get back to the dumpster and earn some.

    • Randall’s stretched brown eye
      March 27, 2019 at 12:38 pm

      Randall always sticking up for his peeps.

    • Socrates
      March 27, 2019 at 11:54 pm

      Randall Guy;
      Two wrongs then makes it alright?
      Why then is it not understandable for certain ethnic/racial groups to perceive this decision as an excuse to defend themselves?? History and evolutonary theory are on their side? Is there any moral authority absent of God that supersedes this logical end state?

      But you already knew that didn’t you? Mr. Disingenuous debate tactics?

  • Ed Markey’s Dusty Dick
    March 27, 2019 at 12:23 pm

    8 years of Obama has made race the major issue in society. It’s sad how he ruined this country and how the democrats continue his legacy of dividing the nation. Keep voting D Massachusetts and you get what you deserve

  • Frank
    March 27, 2019 at 12:22 pm

    Distracting the sheep from the real story that after 2 years and millions and millions of dollars spent to try to overthrow a sitting president was revealed to be a fucking set up from day one

    • Frank
      March 27, 2019 at 12:23 pm

      The feds will get him for mailing the fake threats to fox studios

  • Jussie Be Suckin It
    March 27, 2019 at 12:08 pm

    Word I like the way the F went down . I say kill da white man next time im in town.
    Dis be like North Andover where da black grabbed the white girls for some sumptin sumptin and da white hos were forced to sign an agreement to stay away from da brothers. Whites take a fuckin all atound and its only gonna get worse yes yes yall. Demographic change and rhetorical storm coming da evil whiteman way dawg. Big ups to Michelle Obama and Jesse Jackson for making the appropriate calls to their peeps and gettin da job done.
    Its been my privilege to do my part and I will continue to bring white culture down yo. Like R Kelly I be innocent yo.
    Fuvk the police and fuck da white man. Oh snd fuck the whites who get double my SAT score and are denied acceptance to colleges that I got into despite my being illiterate. The revolution is here. Kill da white man. As Obama said about da whitemsn. Fuck him he didnt build shit. I call on all my parasitic brothers to keep pushing the boundaries its revolution time. What time is it revolution time. Peace out bitch.

  • 2wEntEe
    March 27, 2019 at 11:49 am

    If you’re going to fake a hate crime, why wouldn’t you have someone of another race do it?
    I mean come on stupid.

  • Hugh Mungous
    March 27, 2019 at 11:47 am

    Hopefully the United States Postal Service pursues the hate mail he sent himself, the FBI is still tracking this because it is a federal crime. Everything obozo touches is slimy as hell

    • Christopher Lettiere
      March 27, 2019 at 10:33 pm

      I was hoping for that as well, we all are, but check-out my above post; the feds may have flipped Jussie in return for Geragos.

      PS, you still have the best name on the internet.

  • Jussie Monkey
    March 27, 2019 at 11:37 am

    Ooo ooo ahh ahh! Ooh ooh aaa aaa!

  • Turtz McGurtz
    March 27, 2019 at 11:35 am

    White privilege? nope
    Wealth privilege? hmmmm
    Rigged system? check

    What a fucking bag job. Shameful. Disgraceful. I sure hope someone leaks who made this happen. Not that it will matter.

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