Social Justice Warriors

AOC Can’t Sleep On Vacation Because Climate Change Keeps Her Up All Night, Turtle Rider Calls In About Hadassah In Court, Teacher Under Attack By Woke Mob Is Why We Need Unions


AOC is my favorite person ever. A lot of these radical SJWs like the other three members of “The Squad” are really miserable and not fun at all. AOC on the other hand is a never ending source of hilarious material, and I can’t figure out if she’s playing a character or if she’s really this dumb. She can’t stop saying the dumbest shit I’ve ever heard, while simultaneously carrying on like she’s always the smartest person in the room. She’s like a caricature of the chick who comes home from college after her first semester and lectures her parents about how dumb and racist they are, not realizing that 10 years from now she’ll be more worldly and realize that she was a mushheaded moron back then. Take for instance this video of her IG Live, which I watched while eating breakfast this morning and nearly shit my pants because it was so funny.

“Even while I was on vacation I woke up in the middle of the night at 3:30 in the morning, just concerned about….climate change. I’m 29 years old. I really struggle sometimes with the idea of how to be a policy maker and potentially have a family in the time of climate change. It really freaks me out and it can be really scary.”


That’s not a fake HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA either. I started watching this around the 24:00 minute mark of tonight’s Live show and I was shaking harder than Hadassah in a courtroom.

Seriously though, just the thought about AOC…. ON VACATION….waking up in the middle of the night in a cold sweat, just screaming at the top of her lungs “THE POLAR ICE CAPS ARE MELTING!!!” The mere thought of that makes me laugh uncontrollably. It’s the funniest shit I’ve ever heard in my whole life. Most of us go on vacation to relax and get away from our jobs. Not AOC though. She can’t catch a break from climate change. It follows her everywhere!! God bless this woman. She is a gift.

My question is, does she really believe this? Does she really not want to have kids because she’s worried that climate change is going to kill us all? Don’t get me wrong, I understand that climate change is real and we should protect the environment and whatnot, but she’s acting like it’s Armageddon and there’s a 12 year clock that’s ticking down. It literally RUINS her vacations because it’s all she can think about when she’s sleeping. When her boyfriend is plowing her she has to end it before either of them finishes because she can’t stop thinking about the polar bears on the melting glaciers! Her poor boyfriend is probably thinking to himself, “Instead of climate change, can we climax for a change?”

So back to my question – does she really believe this? Because if so then she’s the dumbest person to ever serve in office. If not then it just means she’s a pawn for the Justice Democrats, and says whatever they tell her to say. Vote in our poll.

Anyway, in the rest of the podcast we talk to turtle riders who were in court for the Hadassah show today, and we discussed the teacher in New London who’s being vilified as a racist by his students and an activist group, and I explain why this is exactly why teacher’s unions are still necessary today.



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28 Comment(s)
  • Massholio
    August 30, 2019 at 6:04 pm

    Definitely would. Must be a freak in the sack!

  • Anonymous
    August 30, 2019 at 5:57 pm

    Re: Hadassah

    Tip: investigate the “art work” she sells to perverted fetishists (she sells anonymously of course.) From the horse’s mouth, she creates sculptures depicting scenes of domestic violence and it’s female victims. Some “works” include decapitated women, bruised women’s faces, scenes of strangulation, etc. You wanna know how she makes her money? This is how…

  • John Wypyszinski
    Jose from Pepe's
    August 30, 2019 at 5:56 pm

    AOC? Ha, stoopid bitch was in Tijuana on her vacation, we had her in the donkey show. We told her the donkey was one of the asylum seekers. Ho-ho, did she get a surprise. Stoopid bitch…next night we told her he had a new idea about global warming. Beeg surprise again…

  • Realestatepup
    August 30, 2019 at 12:18 pm

    It’s easy to preach climate change when you are at the top and don’t have to do what you tell others to do.
    This mindset makes these people feel like they are “doing” something while not having to get their hands dirty in any way.
    And no matter what anyone does in this country, it’s not going make one iota of difference if China and India keep polluting at the rates they currently do. The Chinese particularly don’t really give a rats ass about any of this. You know what the Chinese care about? Eating. Having a roof over their head. Stacking 700 chickens in crates on top of a motor scooter while speeding recklessly through a roundabout to get to the market to sell said chickens( you have to love that sheer balls to do that) While Karens and Beckys everywhere carry around their own metal straws while on vacation on the Vineyard, China is dumping tons of plastic wherever they feel like it.

    • AOC Third World Feces
      August 30, 2019 at 7:34 pm

      Do you realize that this filthy cunt will get 137k pension for the rest of her life even though she will be voted out and serve one term.
      She is an instant millionaire.
      Imsgine what you would have to save to guarantee a 137 in perpetuity until you died and this bitch isnt even 30 yet.
      Those rat bastards in government slipped this in as part of s bill. 1 term and she gets a 6 figure pension. This ingrateful third world shit wont even say thank you but she will try to destroy America.

  • Sir Wilfred Death
    August 30, 2019 at 10:17 am

    Uncle – How much faith do you have in the teacher unions to defend accomplished white male teachers considering that the unions are as infiltrated by Marxists as any institution in America?

    Social Media is Cancer

  • Seneca
    August 30, 2019 at 9:54 am

    AOC is one of the best follows on Twitter because she’s thin-skinned and a loose cannon. However, she has developed a rather severe case of Khaleesi Complex, and that does not bode well for the political landscape, because her ardent followers, though legion, are complete morons.

  • Maureen McCarthy
    August 30, 2019 at 9:50 am

    Perish the thought that she should even consider having children.

  • Ryan Power
    August 30, 2019 at 9:08 am

    Gonna be takin black cock up my ass for years now which I enjoy but I will miss my freedom.

  • dowen0895
    Dick Scratcher
    August 30, 2019 at 8:52 am

    She’s clearly a moron.

    But she does make my “gentleman” go all straight.

    • Leonard Washington
      August 30, 2019 at 10:30 am

      She was only chosen for the seat because she’s decent looking and has a great rack.

      We can only hope that those things start to sag as soon as possible. The media will find a younger dumbass leftist.

      I hope she eats a lot of carbs. Keep pretending to eat Craft Dinner. We know you eat caviar and filet mignon every night with lobbyists.

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    August 30, 2019 at 8:01 am

    “I understand this completely obviously”

    Add in some ‘umms’ and ‘freaks me out’ and you have a ditzy 13 year old speaking to you.

    She really is THAT stupid.

    It’s frightening that we have such childish ‘adults’ running some parts of our government.

    She should go back to bartending and having one night stands with half of the patrons.

  • Daniel Crowell
    Mr Ed
    August 30, 2019 at 7:31 am

    She looks like a horse….

  • Climate change?
    August 30, 2019 at 6:55 am

    I bet she was on a vacation that she took a plane to. If people who sqwak about climate change stopped flying, we’d probably reduce carbon emissions by 10% , not to mention the reduction in hot air.

    • Captain Trips
      Captain Trips
      August 30, 2019 at 8:04 am

      “We’ve already passed some of the markers that we were told would happen years from now”

      You mean like when Al Gore said we would be under water by now?

    • Heard enough
      August 30, 2019 at 9:39 am

      Why did Obama by waterfront property?

      • Captain Trips
        Captain Trips
        August 30, 2019 at 10:11 am

        Excellent point – AOC should be asked this

  • MAGA
    August 30, 2019 at 6:37 am

    Oh good a pro union rant.
    /closes browser.

  • juror seven esq.
    August 30, 2019 at 6:33 am

    So, what really wake’s her up? Not climate change as it effects the world, more likely it’s the air conditioning being set too high in the room. She needs to pay attention to the simple things.

    • Rub In The Ointment
      August 30, 2019 at 3:23 pm

      Her oozing sores from cat scratch fever keep her up.

  • Richyrich
    August 30, 2019 at 4:34 am

    She does remind me of a recent college graduate that has not yet come to the realization that a lot of what her professors told her it was bullshit. I also think she’s full of histrionic crap. I agree with a few things that she talks about but for the most part she’s wayyy too lefty. I don’t know much about her constituents back in her district, but since the basic ask him at politics is that all politics is local, if she doesn’t start doing something for the people in her district she will not get reelected. The main thing she has going for her is that she has become the darling of Moonbats everywhere, so that the campaign donations will come flowing in.

    • Sendalldemocratstodprk
      August 30, 2019 at 12:22 pm

      Don’t forget this is a woman ( or mare) that was terrified of her garbage disposal, she should quit Congress and co-host a show with Al Sharpton it would be the funniest show on tv

  • Walter "Shafty" Bird
    August 30, 2019 at 4:00 am

    I too wake up at night screaming. I saw a flood on Shrewsbury Street and that proves the Ice Caps are melting.

  • Silencio Dogood
    August 30, 2019 at 3:07 am

    She needs to avoid vacationing at the polar ice caps and ruin Cape Cod like the rest of the turistas.

    • Richyrich
      August 30, 2019 at 4:37 am

      Not to worry, if she manages to hold office for more than three terms and she will mysteriously become a millionaire and buy her own house on Martha’s Vineyard.

  • AOIC my Cock in your mouth
    August 30, 2019 at 2:10 am

    She makes it move. I love the crazy in her.

  • Dumb and Dumber
    August 30, 2019 at 12:15 am

    She should enjoy her time in office because she’ll never get elected again. The people in NYC hate her as they should

  • AOC
    August 30, 2019 at 12:14 am

    Yeah, you know me

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