Apple Daddy Is Making His Kid Wear Nail Polish To School So He Can Blog About Tolerance, Even Though Kid Doesn’t Want To, Because Grooming Your Kid To Be Transgender Is Cool Now

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Only old school turtle riders will remember this gabagoo:

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I had no idea who he was until Untle Turtleboy told me about him an hour ago. Way before my time. His name is Aaron Gouveia, AKA Apple Daddy. He runs a blog/Facebook page/Twitter account called The Daddy Files, and he was featured on Turtleboy in September of 2014. Only old school turtle riders will remember this sign:


It was seen at Tougas Apple Farm in Northboro, and was a pretty harmless little poke at Dads, because some Dads are silly and like to wander off. Naturally Apple Daddy saw this sign and freaked the fuck out:

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The only thing I agree with him on are his first 12 words. He’s definitely rocking the mangina.

It’s a freaking joke dude. Calm your poon.

Basically this guy is perpetually trying to show women that he’s one of the “good ones” by virtue signaling his zebra pajama pants off. Apple Daddy is an attention whore who LOVES him some Apple Daddy. And what’s pretty gross is how he uses his kids to do that. Today he was featured in this post in the Boston Globe, after some tweets of his went viral. Here’s the first tweet:

The kid learned about “toxic masculinity” today. The mere fact that he’s even using that buzzword tells me exactly where this is going. Keep in mind, he’s talking about his 5 year old kid here. So what happened?

He likes girl things. And obviously since this guy’s looking for pats on the back from the woke patrol he is not only accepting of this, he celebrates it.

So he sent his kid to school with a fresh manicure.

Hey everyone, give this Dad a round of applause. A lot of Dads would’ve said, “No son, you’re a boy. Boys don’t wear nail polish.” Not Apple Daddy though. He’s way ahead of our times, and he wants you to know that.

Still waiting on that toxic masculinity though. What happened?

Oh for fuck’s sake. The “toxic masculinity” was coming from other five year olds. FIVE. YEAR. OLDS. Let’s be clear – Dad put him up to this. He’s using his kid as a pawn for his blog.

I have a five year old son. If he wanted to wear nail polish to school I would explain to him that nail polish is for girls. And that’s OK. Because in the real world boys and girls don’t get to wear whatever they feel like. If a man goes into a business meeting and he’s wearing lipstick and nail polish, no one is going to take him seriously. Believe it or not, gender norms exist for a reason. If the kid wants to be transgender when he’s older then more power to him. But right he’s five, so let him be a 5 year old boy instead a fucking sociological experiment.

Not Apple Daddy though. He’s a new age Dad, and he wants you to know about it, which is why he puts his 5 year old kid out there for the world to see. Not for the kid, but for him.

So what happened next?

Oh no, the five year old cried!! Whatever will we do? My five year old NEVER cries!! Kids have never been mean to him at school. I guess we’re just lucky like that.

Turns out the kid didn’t even wanna wear the nail polish.

OK, problem solved. The child has requested to have the nail polish taken off. Send him to school the next day with no nail polish on, per the child’s request, and the scourge of toxic masculinity should be neutralized.

Not so fast. According to Apple Daddy’s interview in the Globe, he encouraged his son to keep doing it anyway, despite the child asking NOT to wear nail polish.

This is just sick dude. He’s literally grooming his child to be transgender. The kid clearly wants to be a boy. But Daddy needs to prove to his followers on his blog what a hip and tolerant guy he is, and the best way to do that is to have a transgender daughter who he can show off the world. Because being transgender is cool now. That’s what is happening here. The well being of his child, and the fact that the kid clearly does not want to do this, matters not to Apple Daddy. It’s not about the kid, it’s about him.

Then he blamed the parents of the FIVE YEAR OLDS in his kid’s kindergarten class in Franklin:

Yea, fuck you parents for the audacity of raising five year old boys who do five year old boy things!! Do you even make your kid’s wear nail polish? Do you even have a blog? Do you even woke? This is all your fault!!

Once again, it’s all about him:

“I spent five years preaching tolerance and acceptance.”

See? He’s one of the good ones. Everyone shower him with praise!!

This is how he ended it:

What a self indulgent twat.

But it works, because the Globe and their band of gullible followers are slurping that shit up. At the end of the day Apple Daddy got exactly what he wanted – attention.

Look at all the shares I got!! Me, me, me, me!!

This dude thrives on doing stupid shit, then proudly standing defiant against anyone who thinks he could probably handle it another way.

This is no different than far right Christians who try to use therapy to talk their kids out of being gay. This kid clearly does not want to be a girl, but Dad is desperately trying to convince him he does. Because it’s “badass” to be transgender.

He posted this the day before his tweets went viral:

It’s almost as if he has an agenda and he’s using his kid as a pawn.

Check out his Facebook page, it’s a real trip. The other day he figured out what the Senate is:

WHOA!!! Civics alert!! Did you guys know that each state gets two senators? Even though some of them have more people? That’s fucking crazy dude!! If only there were another body of congress that gave each state proportional representation…..

Come for a lecture about nail polish, leave with a lesson in constitutional government. I had no idea the Republicans eliminated the filibuster. I could’ve sworn it was Harry Reid in the democrats.

Oh right, it was them. Oops!

His Kavanaugh takes were predictable.

False allegations? That’s crazy talk!! But she had all that evidence. Like…..believe women. He’s also got three boys. Would be a shame if one of them was falsely accused of something in the future.

The bottom line is this guy is a self indulgent shithead, and I feel bad for his kids that they have to take part in his stupid virtue signaling blog.

44 Comment(s)
  • Fucked Up
    October 25, 2018 at 9:39 am

    This guy is so fucking gay. Go look at his tweets. He is probably a trans herself. Shim. Douchbag. Retarded, POS, Probably teaching their daughter to eat mom’s pussy while his son swallows his spew. Please off yourselves.

  • Crystal Balls
    October 25, 2018 at 5:10 am

    Again, i see empty seats at his/her birthday party. And perhaps a chaperone for dad….

  • Not with a 20 ft pole
    October 25, 2018 at 1:52 am

    Someone birthed 3 kids by this guy

  • Maggie the Cat
    October 24, 2018 at 8:32 pm

    “He called me at work…” THIS GUY HAS A JOB? I’m shocked. What is he, a manicurist or hairstylist or some such thing? Or maybe he’s a plus-size male fashion model.

    That poor little boy, saddled with a dad like that.

  • Y
    October 24, 2018 at 11:37 am

    Nothing to see here, just another limp-wristed, beta, cuck. The silent majority will speak (loudly) in November!

  • Frank Rizzo
    October 24, 2018 at 11:29 am

    obviously the mom wanted a girl and the father is such a fuckin pussy (closeted homosexual) he’s projecting this on his kid and encouraging this shit. poor kids gonna be more and more confused as he approaches puberty and there might be a school shooting or some other domestic terrorist attack committed by him in his teens. THANKS DAD! buncha fukkin pukes…

    • They deserve it
      October 24, 2018 at 12:00 pm

      I hope he kills his parents for this when he is older.

  • Reggie Dunlop
    October 24, 2018 at 11:13 am

    Apple Mama better get re-married again, cause that kid’s gonna wind up with someone’s dick in his mouth before you can say Jack Robinson.

  • Independent Thinker
    October 24, 2018 at 11:02 am

    I don’t think children even understand terms such as gender identity, transgender, or non-binary. However, I do think that certain SJW parents are pushing their kids in these directions in order to show other SJW’s how cool and open minded they are, which only hurts the children. And it is common for some pre-teens to be attracted to someone of the same sex. However, that does not necessarily mean they are gay. When they are old enough to have sex, they will know whether they are gay or straight. Why can’t they just leave it at that?

  • Apple Daddy
    October 24, 2018 at 11:01 am

    Boy, you either learn how to be a homo or you’re grounded!

  • dirtyturban
    October 24, 2018 at 10:17 am

    this guy is like a south park character come to life.

  • randiguy2006
    Randall Guy
    October 24, 2018 at 10:05 am

    Have all the laughs you want about adults.

    But don’t involve this innocent kid. Take this shit down. There plenty of adults to make fun of and you do a great job with that. This kid doesn’t deserve his picture on the internet. Leave the poor kid alone.

    And Yes, I know the Dad put his kid online. Be better than him. If you think the Dad is an ass….you are being his equal.

    • Rand's Anal Lesion
      October 24, 2018 at 11:16 am

      Randy gets off the dirt road, pulls up his pants, and takes the high road.

      Get back in the kitchen and bake some pies, homo.

    • cowards
      October 24, 2018 at 10:27 pm

      Pay attention – no one is making fun of the boy. In fact, most people posting actually have sympathy for him, because is unhinged parents (that’s right… his mother allowing this nonsense, too) are using him as a lightening rod so the dad can get attention.

      Stupid self centered people. Here’s an idea for the anti-testosterone dad…wear the nail polish yourself if it so wonderful. Oh wait, that means he would have to be willing to stand up to being bullied himself, and obviously he’d rather use his children as human shields than fight the perversion battle himself.

  • Aaron Gouveia
    October 24, 2018 at 9:42 am

    I am gay.

    • cowards
      October 24, 2018 at 10:32 pm

      I am also a Mon-chi-chi.

  • deflateddoritodinks
    October 24, 2018 at 8:57 am

    If Question 3 goes through: “I’m suin’ ya for discrimination or I’ll take a free pizza instead.” “Why you’re not black.” “I’m a girl with a dick. REEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!”

  • Fo Sho
    Not wid my dick
    October 24, 2018 at 8:13 am

    The kid will be servicing his classmates in the Transgender Baff Room by the third grade.

  • Wwy
    October 24, 2018 at 7:35 am

    I saw a tarentino strong shirt I never laughed so hard in my life. Way to many ass kissers and rainbow fags in the gay state.

  • Daddy Defiles
    October 24, 2018 at 12:39 am

    He’s getting ready to start fingerbanging that poor kid while he whispers in his ear about what a pretty girl he is and how faaaaabulous his nails look.
    The kid is doomed to become a manic, crossdressing, gender bending and forcequeered mess.

  • Sonny Bono
    October 23, 2018 at 11:55 pm

    This guy has definitely been confused since the day he came home from a half day at middle school unexpectedly and witnessed his father in a Cher wig, choking on Uncle Todd’s hot dog in the parlor. Now this vengeful undercover ass pirate is taking it out on society.

    • Miss Cleo
      October 24, 2018 at 11:08 am

      Yass, lil’ honkey!

    • Judge dread
      October 24, 2018 at 1:56 pm

      Wait Sonny is that the character Walter Matthau played with Robin Williams in the 80s film the survivors? It’s a great flick.

      • E! True Hollywood Bullshit
        October 24, 2018 at 3:01 pm

        No, Sonny was the first rich guy to park his schlong in Cher’s stench trench.

  • None of your business
    October 23, 2018 at 11:44 pm

    Go to his twitter page. This is a total ploy to get Gronk to reply because Gronk is the kid’s favorite player. This guy is a total loser to do this to his impressionable son just to get Gronk’s attention

    • Gronk
      October 24, 2018 at 11:06 am

      Stop painting your nails like a girl, eat your Wheaties, stay healthy, and above all, have a good time all the time.

      • Y
        October 24, 2018 at 11:40 am

        Yo soy la fiesta

  • Best Line
    October 23, 2018 at 11:22 pm

    Do you even have a blog? Do you even woke? This is all your fault!!

    DO YOU EVEN WOKE? turtleboy t-shirts should be on order. I won’t buy one because I’m a grown up, but someone will

  • Crispy C
    October 23, 2018 at 10:56 pm

    Tranny-loving SJWs…. “OMG Trump hates science because he doesn’t believe in global warming, it’s science duh!!!!”

    Tranny-loving SJWs… “OMG why is Trump using BIOLOGY!!!! of XY and XX chromosomes to erase,… ERASE transgender people!!! It’s just science, it’s not REAL!”

  • They call him, Sue
    October 23, 2018 at 10:40 pm

    Some men are born to tame the Great Plains of the Old West on horseback or assault the beaches of Normandy. Others are born to wear pajamas at high noon, paint their nails, and get lard assed fat.

    • Johnny Cash
      October 24, 2018 at 11:04 am

      If I knew this was gonna happen, I never would’ve written that song.

  • mizzbigbooty92688
    Lost cause
    October 23, 2018 at 9:43 pm

    Where the fuk is the mom? This poor kid is going to commit suicide because soon to be gay Daddy of the year is forcing this poor kid to be something he doesn’t want to be. What the fuk is wrong with people…

    • InsertScreenNameHere
      Bigger questions about the “mom”
      October 23, 2018 at 10:10 pm

      Bigger question…what kind of self-respecting woman actually married and then reproduced with a beta-cuck like this? Could she not have found herself a real man? Apparently she’s not a real women, because real women teach their children how to be boys and how to be girls!

  • Gutter Muppet Honey
    October 23, 2018 at 8:53 pm

    This fruit loop needs to be dragged in the street and shot in the head. Nailpolish and all.

  • WeAreFucked
    October 23, 2018 at 8:18 pm

    This is why I’m voting No on 3. Make little Timmy use the boys room. Just because he paints his nails he shouldn’t be using the same restroom as my daughter.
    Take that Apple Fatty.

  • jamalkashoogi's severed cock
    October 23, 2018 at 8:08 pm

    fucking faggot

  • Ultradude
    October 23, 2018 at 7:55 pm

    This weirdo f**k should have never had children, he is obviously a deranged lunatic. One can only feel badly for the boy who is being raised by a mentally ill person.

  • Phong
    October 23, 2018 at 7:17 pm

    I think this guy wants too fuck his kid and is prepping him.

  • Abusive Retarded Father
    October 23, 2018 at 7:09 pm

    Dumbest father of the year. Kid’s don’t want to do homework or clean or rake leaves and you expect that and help them learn self motivation. Forcing a boy to wear nail polish who doesn’t want to, that’s just fucked-up. He is probably tormented in school and hating school as a result.

    What do ya wanna bet this IQ 80 “father” is doing this to his son for some kind of positive feed-back from diddlers he thinks are “real friends” on social media.

  • Actions speak louder
    October 23, 2018 at 6:10 pm

    That guy is sadistic to set his son up like that. He’s a complete fraud with zero empathy. 

  • Judge dread
    October 23, 2018 at 5:59 pm

    Fire up the wood chippers in the town square- feed this scumbag feet first into them.

  • Tim the 5 speed tranny
    October 23, 2018 at 5:49 pm

    He is no more fit to be a parent than the fall river guttermuppet. He should “let that sink in”.

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