One of our biggest adversaries here at Turtleboy Sports is a guy we call Apple Daddy. Last fall this dooshnozzle, who runs a blog called “The Daddy Files” got all sorts of fired up because he saw this sign at Tougas Apple Farm in Northborough:
Now any normal person looks at that sign and thinks very little of it. A harmless sign meant to satirize Dads, because Dads by definition are supposed to have a sense of humor. But the estrogen is strong in Apple Daddy, and he lost his shit on his blog about this particular sign, and started a boycott and urged people to write bad reviews for the Tougas family farm:
Just so you have a visual, this is what we are dealing with:
Sweet mother of God. Make it stop. Anyway, this guy’s blog is dedicated to whining about what it’s like to be an oppressed white dad from the burbs. And almost always he has the opposite point of view from normal people.
Well the big news of the day on Facebook has been that DOMINANT woman Darla from Maine, who yelled at the screaming two year old kid who was ruining everyone’s breakfast at her place of business, Marcy’s Diner. The woman was applauded by probably 90% of the people who have seen this story. Logically then Apple Daddy doesn’t like her:
Yes, some kids are brats and some parents are assholes. However, if you’re a business owner running a family diner and you shout at a 2-year-old to “shut the hell up” in the middle of breakfast, you’re a horrible person. And yes, the owner of Marcy’s Diner in Portland, Maine is a horrible person.
You run a restaurant where families come in. If you can’t deal with a crying child, then you shouldn’t be in business. Annoying customers are part of the deal when you own and operate a restaurant, but to scream at a little kid and then threaten physical violence later on when confronted on social media, is ridiculous. And the people celebrating her actions are equally stupid.
Even the most well behaved kids with great parents have terrible days and awful moments. To criticize this woman for ordering 3 pancakes WHICH SHE PAID FOR is ridiculous. She’s deranged and I hope people boycott and cripple her business.
This quote said it all:
“If you can’t deal with a crying child, then you shouldn’t be in business.”
No. Just no Apple Daddy. It’s not a restaurant’s job to cater to an out of control child. It’s the parents job to keep their kid under control. Can’t do it? Don’t go out to eat. Welcome to parenthood.
But the problem with the parents is that they refused to do their job. They sat there and allowed their kid to behave like a savage. And even worse, they refused to give the kid the pancakes they ordered for her, which was causing the crying in the first place. More than likely they were too busy going on their iMachines and ignoring their kid, and by now they are immune to the crying. Essentially they made it everyone else’s problem.
Newsflash – the purpose of a business is to make money. And I have no desire whatsoever to go to a place filled with crying kids. So if this escalated and continued, there’s a good chance a lot of the patrons would never go back there.
What pisses me off about Apple Daddy is how he’s always trying to destroy businesses that offend his delicate mangina. Like that sign at the apple farm. That was a somewhat funny sign that shouldn’t offend anyone. But because he goes around looking for things to get hot and bothered about, he decided that was cause to try to destroy a family business.
Now he’s doing the same thing with Marcy’s Diner. He actually said that he hopes people “cripple their business.” Hey dipshit, how bout you just don’t go there? How bout that? How bout instead of being a professional asshole who attacks small business owners, you just stick to writing blog about the perils of being a stay at home Dad with zebra pajamas?
The funniest part about Apple Daddy is he masquerades like he’s a good Dad. Then he writes shit like this:
Oh shit, captain badass alert!! First of all, Darla from Maine would absolutely annihilate this guy. She gives no fucks whatsoever. She would chew him up and spit him out. But please, tell me more about what a big man you are for going “ape shit on that bitch.”
Never change Apple Daddy, never change.