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One of our biggest adversaries here at Turtleboy Sports is a guy we call Apple Daddy. Last fall this dooshnozzle, who runs a blog called “The Daddy Files” got all sorts of fired up because he saw this sign at Tougas Apple Farm in Northborough:
Now any normal person looks at that sign and thinks very little of it. A harmless sign meant to satirize Dads, because Dads by definition are supposed to have a sense of humor. But the estrogen is strong in Apple Daddy, and he lost his shit on his blog about this particular sign, and started a boycott and urged people to write bad reviews for the Tougas family farm:
Just so you have a visual, this is what we are dealing with:
Sweet mother of God. Make it stop. Anyway, this guy’s blog is dedicated to whining about what it’s like to be an oppressed white dad from the burbs. And almost always he has the opposite point of view from normal people.
Well the big news of the day on Facebook has been that DOMINANT woman Darla from Maine, who yelled at the screaming two year old kid who was ruining everyone’s breakfast at her place of business, Marcy’s Diner. The woman was applauded by probably 90% of the people who have seen this story. Logically then Apple Daddy doesn’t like her:
Yes, some kids are brats and some parents are assholes. However, if you’re a business owner running a family diner and you shout at a 2-year-old to “shut the hell up” in the middle of breakfast, you’re a horrible person. And yes, the owner of Marcy’s Diner in Portland, Maine is a horrible person.
You run a restaurant where families come in. If you can’t deal with a crying child, then you shouldn’t be in business. Annoying customers are part of the deal when you own and operate a restaurant, but to scream at a little kid and then threaten physical violence later on when confronted on social media, is ridiculous. And the people celebrating her actions are equally stupid.
Even the most well behaved kids with great parents have terrible days and awful moments. To criticize this woman for ordering 3 pancakes WHICH SHE PAID FOR is ridiculous. She’s deranged and I hope people boycott and cripple her business.
This quote said it all:
“If you can’t deal with a crying child, then you shouldn’t be in business.”
No. Just no Apple Daddy. It’s not a restaurant’s job to cater to an out of control child. It’s the parents job to keep their kid under control. Can’t do it? Don’t go out to eat. Welcome to parenthood.
But the problem with the parents is that they refused to do their job. They sat there and allowed their kid to behave like a savage. And even worse, they refused to give the kid the pancakes they ordered for her, which was causing the crying in the first place. More than likely they were too busy going on their iMachines and ignoring their kid, and by now they are immune to the crying. Essentially they made it everyone else’s problem.
Newsflash – the purpose of a business is to make money. And I have no desire whatsoever to go to a place filled with crying kids. So if this escalated and continued, there’s a good chance a lot of the patrons would never go back there.
What pisses me off about Apple Daddy is how he’s always trying to destroy businesses that offend his delicate mangina. Like that sign at the apple farm. That was a somewhat funny sign that shouldn’t offend anyone. But because he goes around looking for things to get hot and bothered about, he decided that was cause to try to destroy a family business.
Now he’s doing the same thing with Marcy’s Diner. He actually said that he hopes people “cripple their business.” Hey dipshit, how bout you just don’t go there? How bout that? How bout instead of being a professional asshole who attacks small business owners, you just stick to writing blog about the perils of being a stay at home Dad with zebra pajamas?
The funniest part about Apple Daddy is he masquerades like he’s a good Dad. Then he writes shit like this:
Oh shit, captain badass alert!! First of all, Darla from Maine would absolutely annihilate this guy. She gives no fucks whatsoever. She would chew him up and spit him out. But please, tell me more about what a big man you are for going “ape shit on that bitch.”
Never change Apple Daddy, never change.
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14 Comment(s)
He’s lucky it was Portland. Brunswick would have stuffed him in a lobster trap for bait.
I’m sorry but I can’t say that your position provides enough evidence to support your point about Apple Daddy. I checked out his blog and his article is quite detailed as to why he takes that particular position. Now I’m not saying I agree with him 100%, but at least he’s discussing the issues and not dedicating an entire piece on slandering another blogger. You sir, sound like a child with all of your name calling and insults. A better article would have had more detail as to why you disagree with his position on the topic.
He doesn’t even have a mangina, because that would imply that he’s a man. He’s nothing more than a whining, bitching, dickless wonder who has to make everything about him.
Hey douche – the sign was correct in its implication, because your wife DID marry a child!
Guys like him given white guys a bad name
I wonder if his wife makes him sit in the back seat of the Subaru forester
Seriously what a dill weed
Grow some balls, get a job and act like a white man instead of being supported by your wife
Is this guy’s blog sponsored by Skidz?
“If you can’t deal with a crying child you shouldn’t be in business(sic) FALSE!
“If you can’t deal with a crying child, the you shouldn’t be a parent.” TRUE!
Apple Daddy has never and will never sign the front of a paycheck. Yet he somehow has a magical wisdom about how to operate a business that is organized to annoy all but a tiny fraction of its potential customers.
She would have wiped the floor with his mangina
Next time I’m up in the Portland area I’m going to find Marcy’s, go inside, and go Apeshit…..on a double stack of pancakes and perhaps some homefries if i’m in the mood….only if I’m in the mood though…I’ll probably just go with bacon. It’s nice to know some restaurant owners still care enough about their other patrons to address the whiny child problem though. This shit is like kryptonite to everyone and the parents never say a word.
I have A 6 year old autistic daughter. When we go out sometimes she’s good sometimes not. I have A 5 minute limit. My wife thinks people should deal with it…. NO!!!!!! If I’m out I don’t wanna hear other people’s kids scream. It’s not really the same as this. But it kinda is.
Owners and operators of private businesses have a right to remove disruptive patrons…of any age. The parents in this case were probably already aware of their child’s tendency to temper tantrums and should have taken that into consideration before inflicting their child’s behavior on others.
Let me guess, Apple Daddy has a hyphenated last name to match his mangina.
My money is on the Diner owner
Also I bet there’s some great Dumpster Gravy behind her diner
RGB road trip 2015
We all know RBG couldn’t fathom paying for his own road trip… I’ll be on the lookout for a go fund me page…
RGB dumpster tour 2015