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Ashland HS Graduates Will Wear Same Color Robes So That Hypothetical Transgender Students Don’t Get Feelings Hurt

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SourceThis year, a tradition will end at a local high school. Boys and girls used to wear different colored gowns at graduation, but this year Ashland High School seniors will wear the same color.

“We were just kind of told we were going to be wearing all blue not white,” one student told FOX25.

They students graduate in about a month.

“The idea was really kind of thrown upon us without us knowing and there was really nothing we could do about it,” Ashland HS senior Joseph Wright said.

School officials say the move to exclusively blue gowns has to do with inclusivity.

Superintendent James Adams sent a statement to FOX25 saying:  “We strive to ensure that transgender students, gender non-conforming students, students of color, students with disabilities and students of differing religions will enter and participate in our school system feeling welcomed.”


Graduating seniors who spoke to FOX25 say what was unwelcome about the color change is that they felt it was imposed on them.

“I wish there was more a voting rather than an assumption,” one student said.

FOX25 spoke with Ashland High School Principal Kelley St. Coeur by phone. She said the plan to go to all blue was revealed at a senior class assembly in the fall and she says it was met with student applause. But students say they don’t quite remember it happening that way.

“I actually remember everybody was a little bit disappointed,” one student told FOX25.

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Well it’s official – there is no longer any such thing as boys and girls. For all you social justice warriors out there who have been insisting that people are whatever gender they say they are, congratulations, you helped create this monster. There’s literally no point of even putting gender on a birth certificate since it’s essentially meaningless.

I keep hearing people compare the transgender rights movement to the civil rights movement. This might be the dumbest analogy ever made. When we look back at pictures of sit-ins, and when we see fire houses being sprayed on non-violent protesters, we all say to ourselves, “That’s terrible!!! How could society allow such savagery?” 

But if the transgender movement will go down in the history books as the next civil rights movement, then that means that one day we will look at pictures like this:


and we will say the same thing. How awful!!!! How could a society put human beings through such trauma? Look at all those transphobic people wearing colors that align with the sexual organs they were born with!!! Thank God we have evolved from such savagery!!!

This is the dingbat superintendent James Adams who is using the school’s graduation to get himself headlines and score some easy social justice warrior points:


As you can see, he’s a white cisgender male. If he wants to climb in the system he has to find a way to stand out against other white, cisgender males. And how do you do that? By drawing attention to yourself by jumping on the latest cause celebre of social justice warriors. By saying nonsense like this:

“We strive to ensure that transgender students, gender non-conforming students, students of color, students with disabilities and students of differing religions will enter and participate in our school system feeling welcomed.”

How many transgender or “gender non-conforming” students are there at Ashland High School? Because according to most studies we’ve read, about 1 in 2,000 people identify as transgender. So we’re just going to to completely redo the way our society functions to appease these students who may or may not even attend Ashland High School? Yea, that makes sense.

And what the hell is he talking about with religions and students of color and disabilities? Oh that’s right, he’s just trying to lump them all in together under the tolerance umbrella. But of course wearing the same color robes has nothing to do with any of those groups of people. He’s just trying to make it sound like this move wasn’t done to appease the 1 in 2,000 people who may or may not be transgender in Ashland.

Here’s my question – what’s next? Some kids only have one parent. Is Ashland High School going to only allow each student to have one parent at the graduation? After all, we don’t wanna hurt the feelings of students who come from single parent homes.

Shouldn’t we be consistent and alter all aspects graduation ceremonies so that ZERO students have any reason to have their feelings hurt? How bout we stop having kids walk across the stage? After all, what if a student is in wheelchair? Seems pretty unfair that some kids get to walk across the stage and others don’t. Could lead to hurt feelings, and we simply cannot allow hurt feelings to exist. Ever.

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Ya know what’s really sad? There was probably many a meeting held about this. A bunch of overpaid, six figure administrators got in a room and came up with this plan. If they have time to come up with something like this, then why do they have jobs? Our public schools are GREATLY underfunded, largely because we have such high administrative costs. And this is apparently what we pay administrators to do.

Anyway, this is just the beginning. It’s only gonna get more and more ridiculous, and the SJW’s will just keep applauding it. What’s sad is how many normal people are buying into this bullshit. So there’s a naked person with a penis showering in the woman’s locker room? No big deal, we think that’s great!!! Here’s a meme!!! So gender no longer exists in American high schools? Sounds like progress to me!!! This is the trend. We hear something ridiculous and then people embrace it because they don’t want to be the intolerant one.

It’s going to get someone hurt. Fallon Fox was born a man. “She” even produced a child with her wife at the age of 19. But then he became she and she started getting into MMA. She quickly started knocking people the fuck out shortly after:

But that’s great!! That’s what progress looks like right there. I’m sure the woman with two X chromosomes really enjoyed taking a punch to the face from Ms. Man Hands in the name of social justice. Women getting beaten up by people who were born with the distinct physical advantages of being male? That’s just splendid!!! Someone give her a courage award because it takes a lot of bravery to beat up on people who have been women their entire lives.

This is Gabrielle Ludwig:


She’s dominating JuCo women’s basketball in California. But don’t worry, it’s not because of her testosterone, or obvious height and weight advantages. It’s because she’s well-conditioned. Don’t worry girls, at least if you get dunked on you can saw you were part of the civil rights movement.

Don’t kid yourself into thinking that more ridiculous shit isn’t coming. Mark my word – it’s gonna start happening in the criminal justice system. Men who are facing jail time can just say that they’re a transgender female and there’s nothing the courts will be able to do about it. Because legally speaking as of right now, all you have to do to become female is just declare that you are female. There’s no paperwork, or licensing, or surgeries required. If you’re facing life in prison do you wanna go to the place where you’re not the strongest person in D block? Or do you wanna go to the place with tons of loose women with no morals? I’ve seen Orange is the New Black. It looks like a great time.

It’s also gonna start coming to custody battles. When all things are equal women usually get custody in a divorce. So what happens if Dad becomes a trasngender woman? Isn’t she Mom now too? If you’re sitting at home and saying, “this will never happen Turtleboy,” then you are a complete and utter fool. Because people live to manipulate the system.

That’s how this always works. You can either join Turtleboy in the fight to preserve sanity, or you can join our social justice warrior friends at Hampshire College and pat yourselves on the back for being one of the good ones. We’ll be hear to tell you “I told you so” when this whole thing finally goes too far and you come running to Turtleboy for hot takes.


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11 Comment(s)
  • Chris
    May 10, 2016 at 12:26 pm

    Does anyone really care? At college graduations the same color is worn by everyone (which has been the case for centuries) so why the fuss?

  • Mike Adamson
    April 29, 2016 at 8:34 pm

    Don’t you think its weird that you claim that the T&G steals stories from you; yet here you are picking up stories from

  • Publius
    April 28, 2016 at 5:06 pm

    Does this encompass gender queers too ?

  • Publius
    April 28, 2016 at 5:05 pm

    At some point there has to be pushback at the silly nonsense. Maybe when the progressives say it is ok to have sex with animals or children.

    • RSoxGuy
      April 28, 2016 at 5:17 pm

      There will be, in November when Trump wins and dismisses all these mentally ill wack jobs

    • Mike Adamson
      April 29, 2016 at 8:35 pm

      It’s weirder that the first thing your mind goes to is animal sex.

  • Deb McNamara
    April 28, 2016 at 2:28 pm

    Keeping it real Turtle, keeping it real.

  • Chris From Georgia
    April 28, 2016 at 12:24 pm

    People identifying as “Transgender” should be referred to a psychiatrist for professional help! The superintendent is an A**hole!

  • Brendan Rys
    April 28, 2016 at 11:35 am

    What the fuck is “cisgender”?

    • RSoxGuy
      April 28, 2016 at 5:16 pm

      It means that if you have a dick, you’re a guy and if you have a bag, you’re a woman.

      Crazy idea huh?

  • JayC
    April 28, 2016 at 11:13 am

    Wow, the neutered Superintendent in Ashland must really be aiming for a pay increase, new contract, or a job at a college. I hope he is going to either combine or get rid of separate boys and girls sports. Society wouldn’t want to offend a biological male who wants to join the softball team or girls basketball or soccer team.

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