Asshole In Fluorescent Poonmobile Kills 5 Year Old Boy In Milford Hit And Run And Might Have Florida Plates

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I know it’s a long shot, but this one just really pisses us off:

Wanted in fatal hit and run of child on water St Milford, Ma at around 5pm Subday April 16, 2017 pic.twitter.com/qNsfN0nFJ0

— Milford Police Dept (@milfordpolice) April 16, 2017

First of all, you should be hung in town square just for driving a car like that. Only a chud of epic proportions would be caught driving that electric poontang around. Mother fucker hit and killed a five year old on Easter Sunday, and then took off. What kind of soulless piece of shit does something like that? Even if it was an accident, stop your fucking car and see if the kid is alive!! You fucking degenerate compost heap!!! If you hit him and it was an accident, figure that out later. There’s no excuse for driving away. This person knows exactly what they did, and they simply didn’t give a shit because they were thinking about themselves first. This selfish heathen should spend the rest of his or her life in jail.

Lots of people are already sharing this but we figured it wouldn’t hurt if we put the word out as well. It’s a pretty distinctive color. So if you see this Toyota Scion anywhere in any state, call the cops, preferably the Milford PD at (508) 473-1113. We did see in the comments that someone saw it heading towards Worcester with Florida plates:

I wanna make up tomorrow and find out this asshole is in cuffs. Our thoughts are with the family of the five year old on this tragic day.

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