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Athol Slop Donkeys Steal Over $1K From Friend Who Just Let Them Money, Use Real Name Like Idiots, Crotch Fruit Shows Up To Call Dad An Embarrassment


Meet Eddie Soucie and Michelle Diemand from Athol.

They have that “disease” that’s been going around. The one that makes you hack into your friend’s Facebook account after they lent you money, then systematically steal over $1K via PayPal.


The best part here is that she took it out in small increments, which probably made her think that he wouldn’t pick up on it. Either that or they just used this guy’s account like an ATM every time Diego the friendly neighborhood drug dealer got a new package.

The funniest part about this story is this:

The guy spends all day shitting on liberals and complaining about socialism, presumably because socialism encourages free loaders to take money from people who work for a living,  while actively being a free loader who steals money from his gainfully employed friend.

Of course there always has to be that one person who whines that you’re being mean to the junkie by giving him the public shaming he has clearly earned. Ya know, because his crotch fruits might see it.


Don’t worry Jessica, I’m quite sure his kids know by now that he’s a piece of shit and a constant disappointment. Then right on cue….

When your own crotch fruit shows up on a post of you being publicly shamed to make it clear that you are indeed an embarrassment, you know you’ve hit rock bottom.



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44 Comment(s)
  • Shameful
    April 7, 2020 at 12:20 am

    I see dog tags.
    Please tell me this guy is NOT a vet.
    He has no honor. Junkies never do. The only difference between him and a civilian is he fell farther when he lost his honor. That is, IF he’s really a veteran.
    Frag them both with the fenty.

    April 4, 2020 at 8:58 pm

    Don’t blame Trump because Americans are a bunch of phoney assholes. This douche uses trump like some sort of undersea crab camouflaging its body with rocks and sticks.

  • Charlie Baker's Tears
    April 4, 2020 at 7:59 pm

    If you don’t hand over your stimulus check and tax returns to anyone in scrubs outside a hospital you’re a fucking racist!!

    Ps. I will be standing outside hospitals in scrubs from 6 am until 6 pm daily and I’ll wear as many N95 masks as I please.

    Yours Truly
    Scammie Crack Head

  • Own goal
    April 4, 2020 at 5:32 pm

    So many trump supporters I know are exactly these 2. Junk bomb, welfare sucking ass bags who will rob you blind. Been an independent voter my whole life and am very sad for the state of conservatives nowadays. You guys need to either start a new party or get these tools out or eventually this gonna be a one party nation and it ain’t gonna be red. Keep living your “silent majority” pipe dream. You guys know dems far out number conservatives. Unfortunately racist loser pricks like these people (and quite a few turtle riders) make it impossible for a lot of people who would vote red to do that.

    • U. B. Rimmin
      April 4, 2020 at 6:46 pm

      So what is the alternative? Vote for a democrat? Not in this lifetime! Trump will wipe the floor with that retard Biden.

    • Your not better just afraid
      April 4, 2020 at 7:51 pm

      What about you? What are you doing to fix things Mr/Mrs perfect?

      Peeps who stand in the middle of the road get run over. Keep pointing fingers you loser.

    • WeRFucked
      April 4, 2020 at 9:10 pm

      I’m a Republican, embarrassed that the best we have is a guy who sells his name, doesn’t respect women, and has failed miserably at most anything he has tried.

      We are indeed outnumbered. If the Dems can get their lazy ass voters off the couch, they’ll win every time. Wait until illegal aliens get voting rights… then what?

      We lose.
      We aRe Fucked.

  • Athol Assholes
    April 4, 2020 at 4:33 pm

    These two love birds can pass for brother and sister.

  • Dick DiBona
    April 4, 2020 at 3:55 pm

    The drop ceiling, the earring, the beard to overcompensate for male pattern baldness, the cheap-looking eye makeup. All I needed to see to know that this story didn’t have a happy ending.

  • The Face of Trump Voters
    April 4, 2020 at 3:27 pm

    This guy personified the average Trump voter. If ignorance was a face.

    • The Spic Tormentor
      Spic Tormentor
      April 4, 2020 at 3:30 pm

      Wasn’t funny the first time, faggot.

      • The face of Trump voters
        April 4, 2020 at 7:54 pm

        Ok so I’m a faggot who sucks infected dicks and assholes and an occasional yeasty vagina for my heroin money! Live and let live man it’s a free country and my lifestyle is my business! It is funny so fuck you!

  • The Face of Trump Voters
    April 4, 2020 at 3:27 pm

    This guy personified the average Trump voter. If ignorance was a face.

  • Sanitize My Grundle
    April 4, 2020 at 2:56 pm

    Why do dipshits always look like their neck is having an anal prolapse?

    • Meh
      April 4, 2020 at 7:35 pm

      They have the Hills Have Eyes virus.

  • Food for Thought
    April 4, 2020 at 12:32 pm

    Perhaps Jessica Collazo is Diego

  • randiguy2006
    April 4, 2020 at 12:13 pm

    Typical Trump voter.

  • don turncoat
    April 4, 2020 at 11:33 am

    No surprise here. most Trump supporters are both hypocrites who take more handouts than any so-called minorities AND follow their ratcheted scam artist fake Prez with scams of their own. “HE’S JUST LIKE ME!” Should be in prison. Zionist Suckers, haaaa

    • Truth
      April 4, 2020 at 11:39 am

      I doubt this asshole is collecting welfare under 6 different names and sending money back to his third world shithole homeland.

    • whatevuh
      April 4, 2020 at 11:43 am

      I voted for Trump, and will vote for him again. Now that Liz Warren is out, who are you gonna vote for? Bernie? Good with that . . . . dope P.S. I’m a college educated software engineer, and I think for myself.

    April 4, 2020 at 11:04 am

    At one time I wrote that Athol will never get Corona virus, because no one goes there. And that the people who leave Athol never go back.

    But the fentanyl dealers… They go to Athol. And the leave, and return, with more fentanyl….

    Fentanyl, and Corona, both from China. O M G, so sad for you people in Athol….

    • Truth
      April 4, 2020 at 12:48 pm

      World War 3 is on. No bullets. No bombs. Fentanyl and COVID are China’s weapons of choice. Russia and the camel jockeys use oil as their weapons of choice. Central and South America using mass migration against us.

  • Kermit the Frog
    April 4, 2020 at 10:43 am

    Facebook is a metaphor for the inner cities. It started off a fun, safe place to meet friends and socialize. Then the dregs took over and forced good people out. Now, it’s 95% ratchet and the few good people who can’t afford or are afraid to leave hang around and watch their friends and neighbors disappear.

  • The Spic Tormentor
    Spic Tormentor
    April 4, 2020 at 10:02 am

    There should be no penalty for killing junkies

  • Dr. Dolittle, MD, PhD, RN, DDM, DVM, ASAP
    April 4, 2020 at 9:45 am

    My prescription is death for these two junkies. This unique period in our existence is the ideal opportunity to cull out all the scumbags from our society who contribute absolutely nothing and only drag the rest of us down. Their disappearance will be cloaked in the overall chaos. A decade from now when we reflect back on this we may have minor temporary pangs of regret, but that will pass quickly when we look at our property values and 401k’s.

  • Three's Company
    April 4, 2020 at 8:09 am

    People are losing there mind. Depending on whose ass is swaying before you. This looks like a clear cut case of theft.

  • whatevuh
    April 4, 2020 at 6:44 am

    Taylor, my advise to you is, first, get the hell out of Athol, then make a life for yourself and stay away.

  • pewberry cure.
    April 4, 2020 at 6:21 am

    There’s only one 100% effective cure for the “disease”.
    Zero risk of relapse.
    It comes in varying dosages. 9mm, .45 cal., .357 cal., 5.56 (for when it’s necessary to hunt them like feral hogs), etc.

    • Captain Trips
      Captain Trips
      April 4, 2020 at 9:47 am

      I had the ‘disease’ around 20 years ago. I quit it before robbing anyone. When I used up my credit on cash advances I quit cold turkey and have never gone back. People can quit. They just need to GROW A SET OF FUCKING BALLS.

  • Wuhan Market 20 Piece Cobra McNuggets
    April 4, 2020 at 5:31 am

    When I gaze into the crystal (meth)ball….I see a double hot shot of cheap Chinese fentanyl
    in their futures…

  • W.c fields
    April 4, 2020 at 5:07 am

    Ha ha ha …… only a dumb fuck dumber than these two would give them access to money,you deserve it for being so utterly fucking stupid. A sucker is born every minute.

    • hartf811
      What’s Diego’s last name?
      April 4, 2020 at 7:40 am

      Says the guy who will gladly sign over his entire stimulus check to Diego!

    • W.c fields
      April 4, 2020 at 8:22 am

      I love to suck Diego’s dick, what can I say. I also love anal.

  • TotrugaNiño
    April 4, 2020 at 2:46 am

    Oof. If hes capable of any feeling at all these days that’s gotta sting.

  • Crystal Laviolette
    Angel on Eddy’s Shoulder
    April 4, 2020 at 1:54 am

    Seems like Eddie may have been the tag-a-long here. Letting the wife loose on buddy’s FB. Don’t get me wrong, they both crack head losers, but this bitch blatantly wrote her full name in the memo…10 times in a day! Ratchet that ass Eddie-

  • Jessica Collazo Sucks Big Black Penises For Heroin & Cocaine, And is a SNITCH ASS RAT backpage HOOKER
    April 4, 2020 at 1:20 am

    STD ridden coke whore

    • Local Press
      April 4, 2020 at 5:42 am

      Tell us what you really know and think about these two.

  • Right Wing Death Squad
    April 3, 2020 at 11:55 pm

    Assuming this is true in yeah thems some shitty people. What I can’t stop thinking about though is all the material Turtleboy is gonna have soon when there’s 50% unemployment, millions of homeless, people starving, and the real shit show is about to pop off. All over the coronahoax…how fitting that something so dumb is what ended it all

    • Captain Trips
      Mad Max - Beyond Coronavirus
      April 4, 2020 at 9:41 am

      I agree with most of your post. I don’t agree that it’s a hoax. It’s real. It’s killing people.

      That being said, I see a real shitstorm coming. Once this viral ‘panic’ is over, that’s when the real pain begins.

      It amazes me, the number of people I talk to about the avoidable economic nightmare coming up, I get the same responses: “It’ll pick up quickly”, “It’ll bounce right back”, “It won’t be that bad.” No it won’t. It’ll be worse.

      I cannot understand causing an economic depression which will cause unbelievable shit: suicides, murders, home invasions, shootings, desperation, starvation, homelessness, massive alcohol and drug increases, and more. And all of this so we can save some elderly and those with preexisting health issues from dying 6 months before they would have died naturally anyway.

      I absolutely CANNOT wrap my head around a response that will make most people suffer terribly so that we can help a few people. I just cannot comprehend that response.

      • Right Wing Death Squad
        April 4, 2020 at 3:01 pm

        The hoax is that this is anything more than a typical flu season and just like every other flu season we could’ve told the elderly,obese,and people with pre-existing conditions to self isolate and the rest of us it’s business as usual. Yes it’s absolutely insane to tank the economy over this and anybody that thinks we’ll just bounce back from this is in for a serious reality check. Look at how we changed after 911. This is bigger than 911. Nothing is going to be the same again

        • Captain Trips
          Mad Max - Beyond Coronavirus
          April 4, 2020 at 3:44 pm

          Well stated

  • Be very careful
    April 3, 2020 at 11:53 pm

    Needing to steal money for drugs is just the beginning. As people run out of money and start to go without food, anything not tied down will be a distant memory. Scams of every kind are increasing. Check out those pictures of mile-long lines of cars in California waiting at food banks. Probably a good idea to be especially careful of your surroundings at all times.

  • Silencio Dogood
    April 3, 2020 at 11:48 pm

    ah, the junk-eyed stare, filled with infinite lies, scams and trainspotting. these two opium poppies hit the jackpot for a time with this swindle, their veins flush with China’s best and minds not quite understanding that the free market and free loaders are not relative.

  • dowen0895
    Dick Scratcher
    April 3, 2020 at 11:25 pm

    Thieving scumbag shamed by his own offspring. Tremendous.

    The fucking enabler m making excuses for these cunts boils my piss.
    It’s cunts like these that are a major part of the problem. Always making excuses for other people’s shitty behaviour. That’s why people no longer actually take responsibility for their own actions any more.

    Ok. 4am rant over. 🙂

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