Attention Hungry Brockton Christian RapDad Starts Online Witchhunt On The Hub After Accusing Pastor Of Slapping His 5 Year Old Son In Rambling Broken English Rant, This Wouldn’t Be His First Time Using His Kids For Attention Online

Attention Hungry Brockton Christian RapDad Starts Online Witchhunt On The Hub After Accusing Pastor Of Slapping His 5 Year Old Son In Rambling Broken English Rant, This Wouldn’t Be His First Time Using His Kids For Attention Online


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Thanks to the internet and the gullible, hysterical people who use it, it has never been easier than it is today to ruin a business, career or reputation over some bullshit than it is today. Now we get to add “place of worship” to that list, too.

This is Vernon Ford, one of the fine, upstanding citizens of the city of Brockton.

Vernon is alleging that his son was hit by a…umm…pastor or something, in God’s house no less. I think. That’s about as much as I could gather from the word diarrhea he splattered all over the Brockton Hub:

What in the Nigerian prince email happen to yo’ baby?


My head was spinning just trying to get through that broken English essay. Of course he posted this to The Brockton Hub, because as is often the case in internet sob stories, the police did nothing to help. They just shrugged and said, “Go on social media.”

Naturally, though, because he wisely chose to go to the Brockton Hub instead of the authorities, people lost their goddamn minds, and all the hardos came out to yell AINT NOBUDDY GON WALK AGAIN IF THEY DO THAT TO MUH BEHBEES


Yeah, totally believable, guys. Let’s drag this Kachi dude through the mud, maybe show up to his house with torches and pitchforks. Because he totally, definitely, without a doubt went slaphappy on a little kid in a church. No doubt. This guy from the Brockton Hub says so, therefore it must be true.


It’s not like he’s ever tried to use his kids for attention before, by like, living vicariously through forcing them to make shitty rap music on the internet or anything.



  1. “Yung Tai” sounds like noodles I would order at a shitty strip mall Chinese restaurant drunk at 12am. Pick a better rap name for your little money grab, Dad.
  2. The fact that you made your kid make this awful music and posted it to the internet is the real child abuse here.
  3. I didn’t believe your story before, now I really don’t.

This guy obviously wants the attention. He wanted a rap “career” but ended up an abjectly poor barely-literate living in Brockton, Massachusetts, because he sucks, just like every other wannabe “MC” that ends up on here. Newsflash Vernon, your kid sucks, too. Why do you want him to get bullied? If this is how you want to raise your kids, fine. Labor Ready will always be looking for help. But then you don’t get to bitch and moan on the Hub whenever they get slapped. Thems the rules, sorry.

11 Comment(s)
  • deflateddoritodinks
    November 16, 2018 at 4:31 pm

    I believe my cat actually has a bona fide degree in journalism more than I believe these TV hacks do.

  • Da'Shiqi J'a'mai Ri-Nebzu'Fa Miriquan Ri'KEYbobi J'uanTac Mai~L'quan Jones
    November 16, 2018 at 11:32 am

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  • Hey, hey, we're the Monkees
    November 16, 2018 at 9:51 am

    Simon Hessler would like to order the Yung Tai.

    Hey, hey, we’re the Monkees
    And people say we monkey around
    But we’re too busy singing
    To put anybody down

  • Revrun Fishknuckle
    November 16, 2018 at 9:16 am

    Yo Vernon, ya’ll needs to chill.

    I spoke wiff da Revrun Kachi and he told me dat lil Jay’Nel done blasphemed in da House of the Lawd so he slapped him back into da spirit an sheeit..

  • The Vorlon
    The Vorlon
    November 16, 2018 at 8:22 am

    All I can think about is that great line from ‘Airplane!’

    “Excuse me, I speak Jive…”

    • Lola Bunny
      November 16, 2018 at 11:04 pm

      Lmao! That’s hilarious

  • Al Sharpton's bank account
    November 16, 2018 at 8:13 am

    Can anyone on the Brockton Hub put a legible sentence together? Did any on them ever get beyond 5th grade. These ramblings make Ebonics look like Shakespeare. Jesus Christ, I wish Africa would call and ask them to return.

  • Wun Hung Lo
    November 16, 2018 at 4:35 am

    ‘ Young Tai”, does that come with crunchy noodles?

    • Hugh-Bo Mont
      November 16, 2018 at 10:50 am

      Kum Of Sum Yung Gai was too long.

  • Dr. Wilby Rockinitt, MD
    November 16, 2018 at 1:05 am

    I love the Brockton Hub.
    It is the everlasting gobstopper of dysfunctionality on parade.
    Never any shortage of the “I would of done blah blah blah…” commentary. (It’s would have or would’ve, I know.)
    Isn’t Kachi one of those earthy crunchy cereals that Birkenstock wearing Subaru bumper sticker display pilots love to munch on when the rug isn’t filling enough?

    • Rockets Redglare
      November 16, 2018 at 5:42 am

      ” When the rug isn’t filling enough?” Good one!

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