• Follow Turtleboy on Facebook

  • Easton Plow Company Owner Vows To Sue Half Of Brockton, Withdraw From City Contract After Citizen Complains About Business Being Plowed In, Also Illegally Funneled Campaign Donations To Liberal Politicians While Whining About How Evil Liberals Are

    Easton Plow Company Owner Vows To Sue Half Of Brockton, Withdraw From City Contract After Citizen Complains About Business Being Plowed In, Also Illegally Funneled Campaign Donations To Liberal Politicians…

    Read More

    Newportia, From “Pick Up My Crack” Fight Video, Is Arrested Again And Her Mugshot Is SO Amazing We Asked A Celebrity To Help Us Celebrate Her Latest Accomplishment

    It’s a Turtleboy Where Are They Now! With guest host Richard Attenborough! Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information, and check out our website about…

    Read More

    Brockton Psycho Hosebeast Secretly Took Photos Of Your Kids To Post Online Claiming They Were Kidnapped For Prostitution – Built Shrines To “Daddy” Out Of Used Maxi Pads And Poop

    I have never seen anyone this genuinely insane ever. If you have weak stomach turn back now. Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information, and…

    Read More
  • Heidi Wellman For Senate

  • arrow