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Brockton Hood Bunny Mom Who Assaulted Her Crotch Fruit’s Teacher In 2016 Was Arrested Again For Scamming Elderly People And Stealing Identities By Pretending To Be Cops, Healthcare Workers, And Salvation Army Employees


Brockton EnterpriseA woman accused last week of posing as a cop and a Salvation Army worker during a string of December thefts has now been charged with impersonating a home health aide in Stoughton and robbing an elderly victim — and police say there are likely other victims. Carla Darosa, 40, was arrested Sunday at her home in Boston by Stoughton, Brockton and Boston police detectives, a little over a week after she was arrested by Brockton police on 16 charges connected to thefts that police say occurred before Christmas. Police say there are others they’re investigating that she may be connected to dating back to October. Darosa pleaded not guilty Monday in Stoughton District Court to charges of unarmed burglary, breaking and entering during the night with intent to commit a felony and larceny under $1,200.

The Norfolk County district attorney’s office requested Darosa’s bail be set at $2,500 but Judge Daniel O’Malley set her bail at $500, which was posted Monday and she was released. Stoughton police Lt. John Bonney said the department felt it was appropriate for the prosecutor to move for a dangerousness hearing “given the gravity of the offenses,” which would have resulted in Darosa being held without bail pending a hearing in which prosecutors are required to prove a suspect presents a danger to the community if released prior to trial.

“All we can do is put the best case forward and when it goes to court it is out of our hands,” he said.

The charges stem from a July 14, 2020, incident in Stoughton. Police say an 88-year-old woman was robbed by Darosa, who posed as a home health aide, wearing blue scrubs, a mask and gloves and carrying a medical bag.

“Our detectives were able to determine the suspect was a female who had entered the home under false pretenses,” Bonney said. “The suspect went to great lengths to cover her identity, but a very specific tattoo was seen on video surveillance.”

The family told police that a wallet, bracelet and a set of house keys was missing from the home. Police say the same woman is believed to have entered the home again on Aug. 13 and stolen a purse. Stoughton police say they recently learned Darosa may be their suspect after Brockton police contacted area departments to be on the lookout for her. 

“Their investigation had revealed that she had used stolen identities to make purchases in Stoughton,” Bonney said.

Stoughton police Detective Daniel Barber “saw the bulletin and quickly drew similarities to our burglaries from this past summer,” Bonney said. Barber compared the Stoughton burglary suspect’s tattoos to those of Darosa “and found they were identical,” Bonney said.

“He continued to investigate from there and working collaboratively with Brockton police they were able to determine that evidence recovered from a search warrant matched evidence stolen from our victims,” he said.

Stoughton police were granted an arrest warrant for Darosa, which police say was executed Sunday at her 40 Boylston St. home in Boston. In Brockton, Darosa was accused of pretending to be a police officer and a Salvation Army worker during a string of December thefts.

“Police believe Darosa steals mail that doesn’t belong to her so she can commit identity fraud,” Brockton police spokesperson Darren Duarte said Monday. “Our investigators say she has stolen bank and financial information from unsuspecting people here in Brockton, Abington, Stoughton and Boston. Brockton detectives are also looking into whether she has filed false tax returns using other people’s names.

“They expect to charge Darosa with several new crimes later this week.”

Darosa was previously known to Brockton police.

How the hell does a ratchet from Brockton end up living on Boylston Street? That’s high end, right by the Boston Common rent. They take Section 8 there now? And if she lives in Boston then why is she still robbing people in Brockton and Stoughton? Better question – how the hell would anyone ever believe a ratchet like this rummaging through their mailbox was a cop?

If she were smart she would’ve just filled out a postcard and had these people’s mail directed to her house. Apparently you can just fucking do that without any consequences, because it happened to me in October.

Anyway, if the name Carla Darosa rings a bell then you’re likely an old school turtle rider, because I blogged about her 5 years ago when she got upset about the fact that her daughter made up a lie about her teacher calling her Ratatouille when she didn’t do her homework, and barged into Brockton High School to fight her crotch fruit’s teacher:

“I’ll (expletive) you up!” she yelled while trying to get into the classroom, court records show.

Darosa said she got a text from her daughter Wednesday saying she was upset that her English teacher was talking about her to other students and in the past had made fun of her appearance to the class.

“My daughter gets straight As. … It wasn’t over her taking points off a project,” Darosa said. “It was over a teacher calling my daughter names like Ratatouille and mentally abusing my daughter.”

After receiving the text message from her daughter, she went to the school and said she asked to speak with Donovan and the teacher. She said she did not trespass at the school.

“She tells me she was out in the hall the whole time,” Darosa’s attorney John Doherty said in court. “Did she speak loudly? Yes. Did she ask for [the teacher] to come into the hall to address her concerning what she’s been telling her young daughter loudly? Yes. At no time did she use the language that the State said she used.”

Darosa has had 10 warrants issued for her in the past and has had multiple cases continued without a finding, including a 2013 case out of Stoughton where she was accused violating a harassment order, officials said.


Only in Brockton can someone with 10 warrants just walk into a high school without any resistance, march up to their child’s classroom, and fight the teacher. You’d think that with school shootings and whatnot they’d take precautions not to let every deranged Brockton hood bunny with no job and nothing but time on their hands waltz into the school and walk around like it’s Barnes and Noble. This was normal to her and she saw nothing wrong with it, and because it’s Brockton most people agreed that this was an example of quality parenting.

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But now that we know that she also goes around pretending to be cops, taking people’s mail in multiple cities in order to steal their identity and file fraudulent tax returns, and pretends to be a Salvation Army employee and a home health worker in order to rob families and the elderly around Christmas time, I’m beginning to think she wasn’t being completely honest about the incident at Brockton High School in 2016.

P.S. The daughter was 15 at the time, and since they lived in Brockton it means that the odds Carla is a grandmother are astronomically high. Only a matter of time until she makes her TB debut.



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59 Comment(s)
  • Hugh Mungous
    January 28, 2021 at 1:06 pm

    How does a Puerto Rican mother know that her daughter is having her period?
    Her sons dick tastes funny!

  • My $0.02
    January 28, 2021 at 4:27 am

    She is certainly a manly brute.
    ID theft should involve the victims causing the perpetrator real pain over a long period of time, like the long and painful recovery of their financial integrity after being victimized.
    It could be done remotely through the internet and applied electricity. Imagine checking into that zoom meeting? Sounds like a good time to be had by all with the exception of Juan/Juanda.

  • Marty Meathand
    January 27, 2021 at 11:43 am

    If she blew me would it be a hate crime? Love trumps hate!

  • hartf811
    Austin Powers
    January 27, 2021 at 10:40 am

    “That’s a man, baby!”

  • Catch me if you can
    January 26, 2021 at 11:19 pm

    Kudos to Stoughton Police Officer Daniel Barber. Caught a real psychopath. Her neck tattoos remind me of the late Antifa meth head in Portland, Oregon, Michael Forest Reinoehl. Reinoehl had a large and prominent BLM tattoo on his neck — which helped police immediately identify him from video as the killer of Trump supporter Aaron J. Danielson last August. If these nuts want to help the police catch them, why not put the tattoos on their foreheads? Heck, in twenty years we’ll probably all be required have our full names tattooed on our foreheads.

  • Spic Tormentor
    January 26, 2021 at 9:24 pm

    Leave that one alone!

  • dale woodman
    January 26, 2021 at 8:18 pm

    It’s Racism that prevents these type of folks from having a good job or pursuing a professional career, certainly not the obnoxious tattoos on their necks???.

  • Carla
    January 26, 2021 at 7:10 pm

    The Biden administration has issued a looting mandate requiring blacks and browns to to steal while wearing masks on federal property, and he’s encouraging all Americans to allow this in public for 100 days
    I be just stealin to correct da racism like Joe said for his hundred day challenge.
    I mean mahty walsh sanctioned the great Copley sq chimpout this bast spring.

  • Hue Li Oh
    January 26, 2021 at 6:44 pm

    I hate to be racist or disparaging here, but Hispanics on the one hand can have problems with figuring out how to tie their own shoes, but when it comes to Welfare and other taxpayer-funded handouts, they can demonstrate Mensa-level intelligence and innovation. If there’s a way by which to screw the system, they’re all over it like flies on shit.

    • Real tawk yo
      January 26, 2021 at 7:22 pm

      That is not racist in the slightest.
      Obviously you have half a brain so I’ll say this. Dont ever say sorry for telling the truth! Just because you point out something that a non white does does not make you a racist.
      You’re almost borderline brainwashed into thinking things are racist. Turn it around and dont listen to what the real racist demokkkrats say. Who cares if people say or think you’re racist. That word has no meaning any more do do not let it have power over you an especially do not let people try and define you by it

  • Ceazy Lib Mind
    January 26, 2021 at 6:38 pm

    The pop0 be racist and should pay for not understanding her culture. And the old lady dont even get me started on dat old white bitch flsunting her wealth.
    My culture says to take when someone has the temerity to be seen in public with nice things.
    Then my culture says to take whatever they have for equity sake.

    January 26, 2021 at 6:32 pm

    wow a welfare drug addict in suckachusetts, stop the presses! I hope these scum consume all boomers and destroy suckachusetts once and for all.

  • DiZ
    January 26, 2021 at 6:31 pm

    Neal Johnson from Woburn is the one spamming my name and photos all over your website its all because I left a comment on the FB article about the girl from Woburn with the stub hands and he blew a fuse for some reason probably a relative of his or some stupid shit. and I have no clue who s*** tormentor or any of these other people hes talking about are. hes been telling people on facebook greoups that I am some guy mark for months even called my fucking job. hes is getting his fucking teeth kicked in when I see him. & this is the person you are dealing with he looks like a grown up pedophile Bobby Hill: postimg.cc/4KbZCf32

    • Lance
      January 26, 2021 at 6:40 pm

      I think he is cute and would take him in the Woburn High School.gym after hours.

      • N. Johnson
        January 26, 2021 at 8:12 pm


    • SUCKIT
      January 26, 2021 at 6:42 pm

      lol keep it on fakebook you clout seeking LOSERS. Guess what no one gives a shit about you.

      • DiZ
        January 26, 2021 at 6:54 pm

        I did keep it on facebook you fucking idiot. Thats the only place I commented. Then I see like 10 friends tagging me with links to this page saying my name is all over the place so here I am.

        • Metal Militia
          January 26, 2021 at 8:21 pm

          Please confirm your level of Metallica Fandom

          • Matt Diz
            January 26, 2021 at 8:49 pm

            I have fucking Metallica bed sheets! That’s why I’m still in the twin. (they only come in twin) Have you even seen my Metallica pumpkins? My Metallica tattoos? My James Hetfield hair collection? Im the proud owner of a piece of toilet paper that was stuck to Lars’s shoe. Got it framed framed. No big deal tho. So fuck you. Leave Metallica out of this. Hetfields dick is the only one I’d suck unlike you guys who would suck Brno Mars rod.

      • Neal Johnson
        January 26, 2021 at 9:11 pm

        Kick my teeth in? No more talk DiZ. I’ll be at Target Woburn tomorrow. Let’s talk in person.

    • Spic Tormentor
      January 26, 2021 at 6:51 pm

      He has been pretending to be for months and leaving comments under my name too, what a pathetic fucking faggot.

      • The Spic Tormentor
        Spic Tormentor
        January 26, 2021 at 7:07 pm

        Lol you’re all on crack

      • Matt Dizio is 100% Mark Gibbson. There’s a picture of him wearing a Hellmouth shirt. Hellmouth says Mark Gibbson
        January 26, 2021 at 8:30 pm

        Nice try Diz. Lol just stop already!! Stop lying about Mark Gibbson. I’ve actually been present while you did it at the Burlington Marriott. So shut up!! It’s you we all know it. No to mention all the guys you hang out with don’t lie for you when asked. They also say, you didn’t hear it from me. For Christ sakes Diz you have a posters and framed pictures of Exit Humanity, creep nation and monsters brawl hanging in your apartment (they all star Mark Gibson). he’s just the guy who’s in all your favorite horror movies. But it’s not Dizio? Ya ok guy! Nice try. Stop being a snake

    • That dude looks like a straight skinner with his bald head and plaid jorts
      January 26, 2021 at 7:29 pm

      Fuck that gimpy ass girl and the no fingernails she road in on. Gimp, gimp, gimp, fucking worthless slut gimp has no fingernails and a deformed hand. Gimp. The fuck you gonna do about it you gimp apologist? Fucking dirty little gimp and the retard cuck.
      Dude must be captain save a gimp. Going out his way to stick up for a nubby gimp with horse teeth.
      Yo captain save a gimp. The nasty botch is not gonna stick her nub in your ass no matter how many times you white gimp for her. Fuckin gimp and the retard save a gimp.

    • Bean
      January 26, 2021 at 9:39 pm

      No DiZ that’s who your dealing with. Good luck my moneys on him. He’s going to man handle you. Toss you like rag doll. You’re going to get beat up by fucking Neil. Fight of the century.
      Dizio vs Johnson.
      Location: Target bahaaaabahhaaaa
      Prize: 1 Red Target Visor 1 Red Target polo and a coupon for 10% off all Metallica cd’s and DVD’s.

  • Mums
    January 26, 2021 at 6:24 pm

    I bet they do

  • Kamala is a common whore
    January 26, 2021 at 6:22 pm

    Chuck Schumer drained his nutsack into Adam Schiff’s asshole while Pelosi filmed the ordeal

    • SUCKIT
      January 26, 2021 at 6:46 pm

      Schumer is a public bathroom turd hunter so he can gobble them down and sniff his fingers.

  • Sasquatch & Joe
    January 26, 2021 at 6:03 pm

    She’s probably on an air tran flight back to the “island” tonight. And china joe wants to make PR a state. Bless his heart, maybe VP sasquatch can be queen of puerto rico!!Another example of hiSPanIC culture enriching the bay state! Ripping off sick old ladies, stealing US mail, What wonderful justice will be served when consuela shows up for her special day?

    • Kamala is a common whore
      January 26, 2021 at 6:15 pm

      shotgun blast to face from 3 feet away

    • Rum Diary
      January 26, 2021 at 8:52 pm

      The hottest girl I’ve seen in the last few years was our tour guide in PR. Yoga teacher, tutor, translator, and full of life! So friendly, and just her cooing over her favorite rum was a treat. She was moving to DC to meet he boyfriend already there.
      A lot of people from there summer in The States and winter in PR. Grandma holds the subsidized apt in NYC and and since there is no property tax in Puerto Rico, a homestead there in the winter. They got a good thing going on and Papa Joe is about to make it better.

  • Gravitas
    January 26, 2021 at 5:57 pm

    I’ve heard from several people that Cam Newton has sucked over 40 different dicks

    Wow. Wow

    • Captain Obvious
      January 26, 2021 at 6:32 pm

      I heard that he wasnt going to the Super Bowl.

  • Mud Pie Momma
    January 26, 2021 at 5:47 pm

    Is that Mrs Vice President Camel Harris or it Road Rage Rachel Rollins’s sister?

  • Peter Dautel
    Capt Obvious
    January 26, 2021 at 5:19 pm

    Now if a neck tattoo doesn’t give away everything you need to know….


    • Crystal Laviolette
      Goose Brows
      January 27, 2021 at 1:12 pm

      That And those damn crayoned in eye brows lol

  • Top turtle fan
    January 26, 2021 at 5:17 pm

    40 Boylston St in downtown Boston is the soup kitchen at the corner of Essex and Washington St in the zone. It’s also a shelter for St Vinny s

  • Observer
    January 26, 2021 at 4:43 pm

    Just for the record.
    she is a member of the Militant wing of the Salvation Army, they are disavowed by the Regular Salvation Army.

  • Ray Patriarca
    Joe Swanson
    January 26, 2021 at 4:41 pm

    “It’s getting a little Puerto Ricany in here!”

  • That's a man baby
    January 26, 2021 at 4:40 pm

    She is a she but it looks like a he and because she looks like a he – he looks like richard ramirez with neck tattoos.
    I’m pretty sure I said she looked like a he 5 years ago too! Some things never change.

    I love the jail in jail yse name.
    I also love the seed chick with yellow lipstick in the comments. I dont understand how any dude could find these things attractive enough to fuck.
    Wait yes I do. Its because all spanish dudes are alcoholics. They really love 12 year old girls too

  • Little Timmy
    January 26, 2021 at 4:39 pm

    The sentence handed down shall be Horse Porn. 3 to 6 videos, No early release.

  • Skuntz
    January 26, 2021 at 4:23 pm

    She lives on Boylston st in Jamaica Plain, all ricans in that area.
    Bitch will forfeit the 500 bail, she ain’t going to show up for court

    • Wooodsie
      January 26, 2021 at 4:30 pm

      Well the descendants from that splendid “country” are everywhere and they multiply like roaches. I’ve met about dozen of the good ones but the 1000s of others sucked dick ,sold hard drugs or stole shit to make a living.

    • Top turtle fan
      January 26, 2021 at 5:27 pm

      It’s the one in downtown, we get call outs all the time for od’s and fights ect. The “clients” use the address to pick up their mail so they can qualify for bennys

  • Pablo Sandoval Jr
    January 26, 2021 at 4:19 pm

    That’s Jamaica Plain Boylston St. or Jamaica Spain, as it is known to be called. 40 Boylston downtown is Emerson dorms I think. Either way, I don’t think I’d bang her

  • Tormentor 2021
    January 26, 2021 at 4:18 pm

    Its time for 1 article a week trial run.

    • Fucking mooks
      January 26, 2021 at 4:24 pm


  • Dean Kapsalis Driving School Belmont
    January 26, 2021 at 4:11 pm

    It was dark out.She is dark.I guess I did not see her in the crosswalk.

  • The Spic Tormentor
    Spic Tormentor
    January 26, 2021 at 4:07 pm

    Even the elderly should know never to let a hispanic in your house under any circumstances let alone one with neck tats. Sorry gramps, cops don’t wear knock off uggs and their police badge isn’t made out of a goya can.

    • Sp!c Tormentors real name is Matt Dizio from Woburn
      January 26, 2021 at 5:51 pm

      Oh wow, another joke about spics! So original. Fucking loser lol:


      • spic tormentor III
        January 26, 2021 at 6:13 pm

        all spics are welfare cheats and scumbags. The female spic bitch usually loses her virginity by age 12 to a family member

  • Taunton school girl feelings hurt
    January 26, 2021 at 3:38 pm

    When are you blogging about the Taunton High escapades? A student is offended by blue lives matter flag from two years ago. This “Cops Corner” mural was painted as a way to attract students towards engaging SROs and also have a reflection area to do some studying. Well, the thin blue line flag appears and some student is now offended. Remember the days when we respected teachers? Remember the days when we respected officers of the law? Remember the days when we did not need SROs in the schools? Remember the days when our parents would discipline us if we indeed disrespected the authority figures? Respect is fare gone as we circle the bowl.

  • Battle of the Tormentors
    January 26, 2021 at 3:37 pm

    Somehow JaJa’s 70 year old crazy clam family friend must be involved.

  • Neck tatts
    January 26, 2021 at 3:30 pm

    Did I miss the tittoos? Bulls hat?

    When she is a great great great great grandma at 75, will she top the TB Hall of Fame? City of Champions.

    Can we rename Brockton to “Ratchet Town”? You could employ two or three full time turtle bloggers.

    Remember the old days when welfare Gubmint cheese and any hand-outs were “shameful”. We are definitely way past this now.

  • Sir Jinx
    January 26, 2021 at 3:25 pm

    Woof woof. 2/10.

    Yet another Puerto Rican whooooah. She looks like the product of groid rape, as do all Puerto Ricans.

    All the laziness of Africans with none of the sportsball abilities.

    Sorta like being white enough that dumb people think you’re white but you’re actually Jewish.

  • bloop
    January 26, 2021 at 3:16 pm

    Is pretending to be in the Salvation Army considered stolen valor or gently used and donated valor?

  • Tim s
    January 26, 2021 at 3:07 pm

    Not one comment from Matt Dizio? All these comments and he has zero response. That’s weird you’d think he’s at least speak up for himself. He’s always on here and active. Always quite talkative and has much to say.
    Strange. Probably rocking out to The black album with his James Hetfield wig on singing into a hair brush.

  • Ron Jeremy
    January 26, 2021 at 2:49 pm

    Happy 30th Birthday Grandma!!! and happy 42nd Birthday Great Grandma!!

    • Captain Trips
      Captain Trips
      January 26, 2021 at 3:07 pm

      And happy 11th birthday mom!

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