Smiles And Sunshine

I Confronted Bucket Boy At His Job At The Market Basket Deli, And He Hid In The Back Crying About Harassment, South Shore Justin Is Horrified By Our Past Antics

Last night’s show went off the rails really quickly, even for us. Justin’s reaction sums everything up pretty nicely right here:



I discovered where “Auditing America” AKA Enrique Morales-Torres’ pet moron “Bucket Boy” works, which is ironically located in this plaza:


Where he handles meat all day long at the deli. When confronted with some of his extracurricular activities in public, he opted to deny everything, try to get management and the police involved, and then hide in the back like the coward he is.


We also took a walk down memory lane and recalled our interactions with Brockton’s Thomas Scopa, Smokes McCarthy, and put Justin and everyone watching through a clip so horrific, he may never fully recover.


If you missed it, you can watch below.



But it gets graphic when the boofing starts, so consider yourself warned.

28 Comment(s)
  • potato
    January 29, 2020 at 8:31 pm

    Three pounds of bologna in a one pound sack; cheapest of luncheon meats. Meh. The stories found on the floor of any deli are more interesting than this.

  • don
    January 28, 2020 at 7:42 am

    it looks like he cuts the meat with his toof. he looks like he just ran face first into a tree. whats up with his face? is that his normal face? could it be from getting punched in enough times for being an idiot? i couldnt stop staring at his dick scratcher of a toof.

  • Independent Thinker
    January 28, 2020 at 7:31 am

    I still don’t think it’s right to confront someone at their place of employment. If they lose their job as a result of the confrontation, you never know what they may end up doing. People do snap, and when they snap, things often times end in violence. That goes for people on both sides of the political spectrum.

  • Chad Garceau should lose his job
    January 28, 2020 at 1:49 am

    What is it with Market Basket allowing the biggest assholes to work there. The one in Oxford has this guy Chad Garceau who literally bullies and curses at his employees while drinking on the job there and they’re all too scared to say anything because they don’t want to be his next target. His family owns Big Bunny in Southbridge and I guess he bullied one kid so bad there the kid sued him and the company that’s why his family had to fire him and he’s now at Market Basket. He drinks with his employees there and that doesn’t sound too safe. Market Basket needs to do a better job protecting their employees from abusive supervisors bc they were all their picketing when Demoulas Mr. big bucks needed their support.

    • Harvey Milk
      January 28, 2020 at 2:06 am

      There should be a story done on the stuff you commented about:
      A) This Big Bunny angle and what he did there and his family ties and then;

      B) The Market Basket Oxford angle and what is going on there with this guy.

      Last, dick pics of this hot, drunken, family connected stallion. Sight unseen: WOULD

  • PTown Trevor
    January 27, 2020 at 4:18 pm

    That south shore Justin looks like a total pole smoker and trust me I would know!

    • PTown's Mom
      January 28, 2020 at 3:35 am

      PPTOWN We need #Erect4Justin t-shirts. I could chisel glass with my Madonna cones after seeing his molestable, pink, pinchy cheekers. Mmm. He’s yummy

  • Nadia Yenraek
    Nadia Yenraek
    January 27, 2020 at 3:09 pm

    Interesting. Did you go there to buy something or for the sole purpose of harassing him?

    • Bristol Turtlechick
      January 27, 2020 at 7:14 pm

      I bought $150 worth of groceries while there. Say what you will but I am capable of multi tasking.

  • Sarah
    January 27, 2020 at 1:31 pm

    Bristol, you’re wonderful and I love you so much. Please never, ever change. Signed, your biggest fan – Sarah/Big Willie.

    • Sarah's Daddy
      January 28, 2020 at 3:40 am

      Tourette’s got your tongue?

  • Said Everyone
    January 27, 2020 at 12:34 pm

    This dirty bastard is allowed near food? That’s gross

  • New boot goofin'
    January 27, 2020 at 12:07 pm

    Seriously anyone thinking about going to watch him at work and make sure they are following all proper protocols and procedures? Food safety is very important in a deli.

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    January 27, 2020 at 11:36 am

    That deli has remarkable prices and I need some meat. Maybe a nice hard dry aged sopressa of good girth will suppress hankering.

    • Two Chins
      January 28, 2020 at 3:47 am

      Go see Bucket Boy, it comes with a free extra layer of dick cheese. Bon appetit

      • murdochpatsymcreynolds
        January 28, 2020 at 1:00 pm

        I love cheese as well. Have you been to Formaggio Kitchen in Cambridge? Fabulous!

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    January 27, 2020 at 11:21 am

    Climate change is an existential threat . You would think Bristol would be talking about nothing else, but she never even mentions it. Nor does she ever mention the greenhouse gases already locked in the system.
    How Dare You!

  • Come On Baby Light My Fire
    January 27, 2020 at 11:17 am

    What song was on the radio when Kobe was burnt to a crisp?

    • Wrong. The correct answer is...
      January 28, 2020 at 2:54 am

      …”I Fall To Pieces” by Patsy Cline who, coincidentally, also died in an aircraft hitting the side of a mountain.

      (The title you were going for was just “Light my Fire”.)

    • Dave Mathews
      January 28, 2020 at 3:52 am

      Crash into me

  • Unwatchable.
    January 27, 2020 at 10:57 am

    Amateur hour. No offense.

  • DudeRanchStripClub
    January 27, 2020 at 10:53 am

    Instead of following around the fat frauds why not get together with UT and actually finish some of these multipart series. They’re usually very interesting but they always end with: “The next installment will be the real nail in the coffin.” Then radio silence on the matter until you put out random blogs about what they are doing now.

    Right next to the TB Graveyard there is a convenience store cooler with milk cartons that show MISSING pictures of all the good stories you got bored of and never finished.

  • Dick LaBone
    January 27, 2020 at 10:39 am

    Random Thoughts:
    Like an old spaghetti western the words come out then her lips start moving.
    Please place the names above them not below, your spoiling Bristol’s cleavage display. I love cleavage displays…

  • Spic Tormentor
    January 27, 2020 at 10:15 am

    Next you should pay a visit to the toothbush faggot at his shitty clothes folding job

  • Spic Tormentor
    January 27, 2020 at 10:12 am

    I don’t think the intro to the video is long enough. Better extend it by another 2 minutes

    Justin has the personality of a carrot

    Do the next one topless

  • New boot goofin'
    January 27, 2020 at 10:09 am

    Wait wait wait he tried to get police involved? Irony knows no bounds.

    • dowen0895
      Dick Scratcher
      January 27, 2020 at 11:47 am

      They work for him, dammit!!!

      • New boot goofin'
        January 27, 2020 at 12:00 pm

        Good point forgot that.

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