In Case You Thought They Have Any Intention Of Opening Up Somerville Cancelled Christmas Already And Is Closing Down Streets, State Reps Demand Businesses Remain Closed For Months


If you think for one second team Lockdown has ANY intention of returning to normal before election day, all you have to do is look what Somerville Mayor Curtaphony and a dozen asshole State Reps did this weekend to realize how wrong you were.


Nothing Joe Curtatone does can ever surprise me. He is just the worst person on earth. All all the dumb things he’s done, shutting down taxpayer funded streets so that people can all congregate together in person and breathe all over each other, instead being in their cars where they can’t, might be his dumbest idea yet.

But no one should be surprised he has shut down the city of Somerville for the rest of the year. It’s May and he’s already cancelled Christmas because he is the anti-Christ. If you live in Somerville and you have crotch fruits, you better get used to them because they ain’t going to school in September. There’s absolutely no reason for him to shut down now because he has no idea what it will be like in September. He’s doing it because he’s drunk on power and knows he can get away with it because millions of idiots have bought into the “we’re all gonna die if we return to capitalism” bullshit.

Just look at this asshole Mike Connolly.

That is the face of a big fat piece of shit who is getting paid a full salary to not work while millions of people lose their jobs and businesses. Shocking that he wouldn’t wanna open back up, considering we are living in the socialist utopia that he and every other Bernie bro who signed on the dotted line has wanted for years. They think Charlie Baker isn’t moving fast enough, which is insane because we live in the most restricted state in the country.

“I think it would make more sense for the governor to put a draft plan out on Monday, and then to allow a period of time for the public and businesses and all who are concerned to comment on it, and then perhaps in a couple of weeks we can then consider where we are at.”

“Allow a period of time” is code for – don’t open up until after Joe Biden is president. It’s been 10 weeks now. Businesses don’t have time to “allow a period of time.” Their employees do, because they’re all making more money now living off the government money tree. But what the hell does this asshole think businesses are gonna say about a plan that doesn’t let them open up?

Meanwhile we have people crossing the border into New Hampshire to get haircuts, which begs the question – what the fuck is the point of having barber shops closed in Massachusetts is you can cross a border, get your haircut and then come back here? Do the barbers in New Hampshire have magical powers to not spread COVID? Because barbershops in Lowell, Lawrence, Dracut, Methuen, Haverhill, and every other town near the border must be thrilled to see their customers give their money to competitors across the border.

Just look at the people who signed it and the places they represent.

Shitholes. Filled with shitty people who don’t wanna work. Of course Michelle Dubois is on there. After all this is the same woman who lied about being raped for social media likes, demanded the Statehouse change the name of the General Thomas Hooker entrance because 8th graders thought it was funny, and tried to get a restraining order against the media after she publicly tipped off drug dealers that ICE was doing a raid in Brockton.

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The solution to this is simple – cut off unemployment in July. The only reason mayors feel empowered to do this is because they know people won’t starve or get evicted because the government is gonna keep paying them to stay home. The second people can’t pay for shit they’re gonna be demanding that we open up again, because the very real prospect of starvation is much more daunting than the ridiculous fear of dying from a disease that almost exclusively kills the very elderly.


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75 Comment(s)
  • Julie the Jarhead
    May 19, 2020 at 9:06 am

    Great news! Now people can shop in Davis Square in peace.

  • Drylaw
    May 19, 2020 at 7:00 am

    So thrilled that every day i get to wake up, go to work and have a huge chunk of my pay confiscated from me to pay salaries for assbags like this that know better than me as to what is good for me. I’ve got an idea, LEAVE THE GROWN UP CONSERVATIVES in charge and let the cowards go hide in their safe spaces with pot, booze and their Chairman Mao, Bernie Sanders and Pol Pot comfort dolls………….. WTF

  • XX tops
    May 18, 2020 at 7:41 pm

    I like the picture of mike with his negroe boyfriend
    But hey Mike you should clean the negroes cum off your face before you get your picture taken
    You fat fucking cocksucker

    • You should’ve been hugged more
      May 18, 2020 at 9:02 pm

      Sorry your childhood was so sad.

    • Ewwww!
      May 18, 2020 at 9:52 pm

      Sounds like you speak from experience!

  • Guinea Geisha
    May 18, 2020 at 6:50 pm

    I’d just like to know when a tanorexic guinea bitch can go for a tan again. My governor says Neveruary 32nd.

  • Jay Leno
    May 18, 2020 at 5:56 pm

    I have found my Long lost gay son that I gave up to foster care before I headed west to Hollywood.

  • Howie Winter
    May 18, 2020 at 3:22 pm

    What the fuck happened to my town? If I was still around, things would be running a lot different. Ahh…the good old days in Slummerville.

  • Yo Quiero Taco Bell
    May 18, 2020 at 3:12 pm

    This turd was all over the news this morning, whining about being threatened. Dickwad

  • VP Spiro T Cheney
    May 18, 2020 at 2:28 pm

    It’s time to declare the commonwealth and the other 5 New England states insolvent and their governments will be suspended and New England will be known not as 5 states and a commonwealth but merged into what is now known as FEMA REGION 1.

    You’re already under soft martial law anyways, why not make it official.

    • Voter fraudster
      May 18, 2020 at 2:43 pm

      These are the guys that want it all vote by mail . That will be a disaster. You live in apartment with roommates. The guys before you lived there and moved out of state. Guess what all of those ballots are going to show up at those addresses. Mailbox will be stuffed with fraud . Regardless of 2020 race. It will have implications on town and city elections as well. Local political machines that want to put a stadium , development rezoning, a casino will use this tactic as well in future voting on town issues that actually matter. We know the local bumkissers trying to get the jobs and contracts and will do everything in their power to get there way .

      • VP Spiro T Cheney
        May 18, 2020 at 2:58 pm

        Going to the polls is to dangerous. We must keep everyone on lockdown Per FEMA martial law guidelines. Voting by mail is the only acceptable solution.

  • Greg
    May 18, 2020 at 12:30 pm

    “Shutting down taxpayer funded streets so that people can all congregate together in person and breathe all over each other, instead being in their cars where they can’t, might be his dumbest idea yet”.

    You really do seem to be strolling with critical thinking.

  • Judge dread
    May 18, 2020 at 12:24 pm

    This is exactly why I’m moving out of Somerville to NH at the end of the month. I saw the writing on the wall back in April and decided not to renew my lease. Cuck atone has gone full scale authoritarian. This is not the Somerville I moved to 10 years ago.

    Shutting down streets? Seriously? For cyclists and pedestrians? While practicing social distancing? Locking the city down until Jan 2021? Mandatory masks?

    The judge is gonna break this down:

    -Parking spaces have already been wiped out due to cyclist bike lanes.
    -Depending on where you live in SMV parking is tight, coddling the cyclist faggots made the situation worse.
    -MBTA bus schedules are all fucked up now making getting around without a car even harder.
    -there is this thing called sidewalks which are exclusively for pedestrians
    -why close entire streets when cyclists and pedestrians already HAVE THEIR OWN AREAS TO MOVE FREELY.

    I’m sure he city officials get together and do shitloads of blow and try to figure out how to fuck the city up more, now with all that property tax revenue coming from assembly row.. they don’t give a fuck.

    Oh yah and the traffic office is closed, I assume for the rest of the year, so you can only get permits via mail. Wait, if this is possible, to get permits via mail, hen what is the point of the traffic office in the first place if everything can be done online?

    As far as the mask bullshit goes, if I wasn’t moving in a week I would buy a full face respirator, tint out the face shield, and go to stop and shop.

    I’m done, that’s all the judge has to say.

    • Greg
      May 18, 2020 at 12:32 pm

      Sounds like you belong in N.H. or maybe even Mississippi.

      • Light in the Loafers Larry
        May 18, 2020 at 2:39 pm

        Which Provincetown B&B do you recommend for a super brunch, Greggy?

    • I hear ya Judge
      May 18, 2020 at 3:52 pm

      I worked at RF OSullivans for a couple years and parking was impossible. Can’t park out front because of bike lanes, can’t park on side streets without a residential sticker, can’t park across street at Stop n a Shop unless you’re shopping there. I don’t know why anyone would open a business in that shithole. The owner of O’Sullivans and his spoiled, narcissistic son are two of the worst human beings I’ve ever met so I won’t feel bad if his business goes down but I do feel for the liquor store a few doors down. He should close up shop

    • Captain Trips
      Captain Trips
      May 18, 2020 at 4:31 pm

      Get the hell out of there judge. The leftist insanity may be infectious as well.

  • Ray Patriarca
    Lord Gort
    May 18, 2020 at 11:26 am

    All of these well-off leftie assholes in their nice little suburban homes, with their nice fat 401k’s that they are counting on for retirement will rue the day when we fall into a Depression.
    401’ks? Gone !
    Banks will start calling in their notes. Or close all- together.
    The FDIC, created after the last Depression, does not have the assets to fully insure all of the money. If you are counting on that? Good luck to you!
    So…. Keep all the businesses closed. Destroy the economy over your fears.
    But guess what?
    When the day comes, and you lose everything you worked years to obtain, pat yourself on the back!
    You saved humanity from the Commie Cold !
    Fucking retards!
    Oh, I almost forgot…
    Remember to keep myopically voting the (D) !
    You get the Government you deserve.

    • Joe Curtatone Bumsuck
      May 18, 2020 at 2:30 pm

      Then they will become a republican!!

    • Captain Trips
      The Day the Economy Stood Still
      May 18, 2020 at 4:26 pm

      Well said Gort. Can you now use your disintegrator beam on all the Democrats? We need to save humanity from itself, and that is the most important step.

      Thanks Gort!


    May 18, 2020 at 11:17 am

    Here is an idea.
    Instead of bitching about it on the internet while being complicit like fucking sheep. Why dont you rise the fuck up and go out and do something about it! If you think that come November you’re just going to vote them all out then you’re wrong. How can you vote these people out when everyone is a Democrat in this state? No one in this state runs on s Republican platform except the rhino Charlie Parker. everyone who is campaigning to take someone else’s position is a democrat also. Nothing in this state is ever going to change unless you get off of your ass. leave you hovel of comfort and go out and actually fucking do something about it. None of you will do shit because you’re all pussy sheep.
    All you do is come here and cry, bitch and moan about muhhhh liberties while in the safe and comfortable confines of your cum sock smelling hovels. You cry about the constitution and bill of rights being trampled all over by these tyrants but do absofukinglutely nothing about it. You’re so worried about the constitution being trampled over. Yet the constitution grants you the ability to use your rights of article 2A but none of you do shit about it. You’re too scared to fight for what you supposedly believe in but have the nerve to sit on a computer bitching about it. Fucking sit here and talk all tough and cry about your jobs and not having any money blah blah blah. You’re already fucking down and out so what is keeping you from sacrificing anything else? You think that something is just going to magically happen and put things back to normal? You’re dead wrong. You have already been manipulated by your elected officials and you know this but still continue to bitch about it instead of getting the tar, feathers, torches and rope ready. If you’re going to sit by and bitch about it while being complicit than just shut the fuck up about it because you’re just another useful retard! Until you’re ready to go out there and risk your life for your liberty and constitutional rights than just shut the fuck up. You think by crying in the comments about muhh liberties is going to actually do something to make a change you’re a fucking retarded. You have all let this go on long enough. You and I know it’s just going to get worse. You have all traded what little liberty and freedom we have had already for the guise of safety! They keep doing this shit and you all sit there and take it in the ass with pleasure but than come here and bitch about it.

    Either shut the fuck up or stand the fuck up! Grab your balls or your pussy lips and stand up for your rights. Go out there and drag everyone of these tyrants out of their homes or office’s and string them the fuck up! If the police stand in your way to support people who have committed treason by not upholding their constitutional duties to their fellow Americans than sting them up too! They have no business being cops to begin with if they back these politicians! The good cops will either walk away or stand with you. I know quite a few who are ready and willing to stand side by side citizens and put an end to this! The problem is everyone is bitch made. So either sting em the fuck up or shut the fuck up and keep taking it dry! The original father’s and rebel’s are rolling over in their graves while mocking you all!
    You think that if 1000s of people showed up at these people’s houses and dragged them out onto the town square anyone would be able to stop you? You’re wrong! There is not enough police or military to control that and even if there where enough police or military 96% of them would stand with you! Who cares if you get charged with a federal crime? You think Papa Trump wont grant you a pardon or something. You think anyone on the left could do harm too you? They cant even decided which bathroom to use or what gender they are today.

    Stop bitching and being complicit and grab your balls or pussy lips and STAND THE FUCK UP or take your dodgeball and go home and SHUT THE FUCK UP!

    So many pussy ass people crying on the internet about their rights and liberties being stripped right before their eyes and see it happening plain as day but do nothing about it but run too a comment section and bitch about it for an upvote.

    Crying about your rights but at the same time letting illegals take their tax money under the guise of stimulus checks. Get the fuck out of here!

    Truth hurts and if you dont like it or how I say it than you can suck start a shotgun too. Stop squealing like pigs and be AMERICANS AND FIGHT FOR YOUR COUNTRY AND RIGHTS THAT ARE BEING TAKEN AWAY

    • DudeRanchStripClub
      May 18, 2020 at 11:40 am

      Let me know when the movie comes out, Sorkin.

    • You are insane
      May 18, 2020 at 12:35 pm

      They’ve must’ve given you extra time on the activity room computer today to write all that. Now it’s time for arts and crafts with safety scissors followed by an afternoon snack and nap time.

  • hartf811
    May 18, 2020 at 11:02 am

    Marty the hmoe drunk, Joe “if was anywhere but Slummerville I would be in jail” ( Hey Joe how is that Kmart doing you took over to clean masks? Seems to me they all escaped and are lying all over the streets?) are all trying to out Charlie, Charlie. Only Karen Polito (with a nose like an aardvark) could do that. Thank God Joe Joe Joe is on the case as Dirty Eddie Markey is back in hiding and Alopecia Pressley is shining her dome. ( just love those 2 skid marks she paints on for eyebrows. Another strong black woman who went to clown school for makeup instruction!) Dems have everything under control.

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    Joe 30330
    May 18, 2020 at 10:54 am

    Corn Pop was a bad dude, and he ran a bunch of bad boys.

  • The Spic Tormentor
    Spic Tormentor
    May 18, 2020 at 10:47 am

    Someone buy a couple fucking shirts or something so he can get rid of this ‘solidarity’ pop up

    • Captain Trips
      Captain Trips
      May 18, 2020 at 11:15 am

      Just make sure they are all males so we can then KNOW she won’t enjoy it.

      • Captain Trips
        Captain Trips
        May 18, 2020 at 11:25 am

        Oops – replied to the wrong comment

        • The Spic Tormentor
          Spic Tormentor
          May 18, 2020 at 8:26 pm

          Blame it on the floating pop up

  • Captain Trips
    NHOVID - The Nursing Home Virus
    May 18, 2020 at 10:43 am

    I get a kick out of the people I keep hearing the ‘avoid reality everything’s fine’ comments from:

    ‘This has made me realize what’s important.’
    ‘I have time for myself for once.’
    ‘I’m getting a lot done around the house now.’

    I have news for you sweets: The American Lung Association has accurately stated: “If you can’t catch your breath, nothing else matters’. Couldn’t be more true medically.

    Now the new economic slogan thanks to the effed up Nhovid (Nursing Home Virus) response: “If you have absolutely no money, nothing else matters.”

    I suggest spending your free time watching some documentaries on the Great Depression of the 1930s. Get yourself emotionally prepared for the fun that’s coming soon. Keep the lockdown going!

  • The Spic Tormentor
    Spic Tormentor
    May 18, 2020 at 10:28 am

    Once the revolution begins make sure Michelle is set aside so she can get gang raped by a bunch of migrants

    • Captain Trips
      Captain Trips
      May 18, 2020 at 11:25 am

      Just make sure they are all males so we can then KNOW she won’t enjoy it.

    • Joe Biden
      May 18, 2020 at 11:36 am

      Did someone say gang rape? when where what time?

  • Independent Thinker
    May 18, 2020 at 10:26 am

    Stay home. Get a check from the government. Don’t pay your mortgage or rent. Don’t pay your utilities, except for municipal utilities. Don’t drive your car so you don’t pollute. Cut back on your consumption of meat because cow farts are bad for the environment. All part of the Green New Deal.

  • Kiddy Diddler Look
    May 18, 2020 at 10:13 am

    Representative Mike Connolly looks exactly like a 1976 little league coach who drives around with a stack of skin mags and a full case of warm Schlitz in the trunk of his car. Odds are he’s been run out of at least one suburban town for an inappropriate relationship with a troubled, underaged teen.

    • Captain Trips
      Captain Trips
      May 18, 2020 at 10:35 am

      Connolly last seen saying: ‘Come sit on uncle’s lap. I have a ittle pop up story for you!’

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    May 18, 2020 at 10:06 am

    Mike Connolly, aka ‘Clark Kunt’, do not have our best interests at heart. This is not about the COVID but about socialistic control. Never trust a ‘Bernie bro’. We all need to prepare to revolt.

    I’m still wearing my mask where I have to but I’ve been doing a hell of a lot of eye rolling watch the sheeple bow down to the gub’ment. Wait till the elitist lefties start losing their houses with the granite countertops in the all white areas and see how they cry like babies.

    Well-off lefties are a strange bunch. They are leftists, vowing for ever increasing taxes, but if they really got their way completely, they would be taxed out of the towns they love hiding from reality in. It’s a strange way to go.

  • Deflateddoritodinks
    May 18, 2020 at 9:34 am

    What’s this annoying philanthropy ad? Why would I contribute to not for profits that pay their “executives “ $300 k a year? Do I look like JP Morgan?

  • Massholio
    May 18, 2020 at 9:29 am

    I’m ashamed to say that the 70’s disco guy is my state rep who I faithfully and futilely vote against whenever the opportunity arises. Kinda puzzled as to why this Bernie bro gets elected when my street is festooned with Trump flags. Not sure Massachusetts elections are on the up and up to tell you the truth. If the schools are still closed in the fall we have to take over from a government that didn’t protect us in the first place. What the hell was HHS and the Mass DPH doing all these years? Isn’t like at least 50% of the reason for their existence dealing with pandemics that really aren’t that rare occurrences? Maybe they should call themselves the departments of jerking off because that seems to be their primary activity. Everyone should be FIRED and REPLACED. I’ve been fired for stuff that I was scapegoated for like the latest scapegoats, the nurse managers at the Holyoke Soldiers Home. Why don’t those actually responsible for this negligence get fired for cause?

  • D.B. Cooper
    May 18, 2020 at 9:19 am

    Fuck team blue. Time to start making tar.

    • Hong Kong fluey
      May 18, 2020 at 5:45 pm

      Coffins would create more jobs!!!

  • VoteMeIn!
    May 18, 2020 at 8:36 am

    State legislators voted themselves a giant pay raise, and they are STILL collecting it and all of the special stipends on top of it for “leadership” positions like Deputy Assistant Majority Leader. Plus, how many of them are still gouging us for the “per diem” bonus for driving to work?

    Lets start there. Every cent that these piggies take is creating more Covid

  • bill fleming
    May 18, 2020 at 8:27 am

    Took the red line out to Davis square with a bunch of homeless not wearing masks. I guess Davis station has been declared a sanctuary station where the lock down rules don’t apply.

  • Democrats are the Asswarts of Society
    May 18, 2020 at 8:26 am

    If there was any doubt as to the aspirations of the Democrats, one need only to look at what the fuckheads from our state are doing with this proposal. They want to follow World Health Organization’s (WHO) guidance. The very same WHO that was complicit in the Chinese coverup of this virus shit. The same WHO that President Trump publicly denounced. And there it is: our state fuckheads are doing this for one reason and one reason only – this is a big middle finger from them to the president. They are siding with WHO even after knowing they covered-up the spread of this virus all because they know the president wants to kick them to the curb. Fuck all the people who are going to suffer. As long as they get their shots in at the president. Democrats are the enemy of this country. Vote them the fuck out!

  • D' Amelio- Curtatone
    May 18, 2020 at 8:23 am

    I hate turds like this… Fuckin waxy skinned pussies. By the way, Get that fucking ” Solidarity” banner off the fucking page

  • capone181
    Lee Ho
    May 18, 2020 at 8:21 am

    Googled eyed Phat Phuc mayor.

    • murdochpatsymcreynolds
      Ho Li Phuk
      May 18, 2020 at 9:55 am

      He look like a bootleg Eric Wareheim, right Lee?

      • capone181
        Lee Ho
        May 18, 2020 at 10:47 am

        Yes exactly, only without the beard.

  • kingsraisins
    May 18, 2020 at 7:52 am

    The biggest shock of this article is that they still celebrate Christmas in Somerville.

    • Creeping Communism
      May 18, 2020 at 8:53 am

      The Karens will coordinating round-ups and detentions soon. All under the supervision of new Massachusetts state Wuhan flu Czar Mike Wilk.

      • Ku Klux Karen
        May 18, 2020 at 11:27 am

        Did someone say my name?

    May 18, 2020 at 7:40 am

    Damn he’s sexy. I would love to put his balls in my mouth. Especially if he is from Israel! I love the taste of cum from the men of Jerusalem!

    The people from Mesopotamia own me. I celebrate Hanukkah by sticking a banana in my ass to honor the J£WISH man who took my anal virginity when I was 14. I paid him for it because the J£WISH man is all business, and won’t do anything for free.

    The J£WISH men own me. That is all I think about 24/7. That and the great taste of J£WISH sperm.

    • LMFAO!
      May 18, 2020 at 8:11 am

      I thought as much!

    • Yup
      May 18, 2020 at 9:17 am

      Had you figured for a pillow biter. You must be morning drinking to make such a big reveal.

  • Commrade Stalin
    May 18, 2020 at 7:35 am

    Portsmouth , Lake Winni, and Hampton Beach are going to take all of the Cape Summer Tax dollars because of these clowns. Then they will see that there is no money for their socialist programs and hack jobs. Such morons.

    • Frank
      May 18, 2020 at 12:03 pm

      Charlie will pressure them not to allow out of state residents , fact!! Nobody can have fun people are dying in the streets don’t you have a conscious? I bet Charlie has his vacation still booked

  • Frank
    May 18, 2020 at 7:19 am

    “Wait a couple of weeks to consider where we are at” we’ve waited two fucking months CUNT face, we were told we needed a two week lockdown to “flatten curve” motherfucker it’s way past that point. Now they say no no no we need a vaccine , fuck them they are not our masters, they know we have more power than we realize we just don’t know it, time to wield it!(peacefully)

  • whatevuh
    Trump 2020 - make liberals cry again
    May 18, 2020 at 7:19 am

    Yesterday I’m at the market NOT following the arrows, footprints etc . . .
    heading to checkout kid near the registers says “you can go to register 15 or the self checkout”, I said thanks I could have figured that out all by myself.

      May 18, 2020 at 7:53 am

      No… actually if you couldn’t even follow the arrows and footprints it sounds like you might be a stupid retard. The cashier was trying to help you because they noticed you were having trouble. You should have taken their advice because being a cashier means they can count money, something it’s obvious you can’t do, which makes them much smarter than you. Go buy some Trump Steaks, or go take a flight on Trump Airlines, or better yet, go learn your ABC’s at Trump College and you might learn how to follow basic directions. Wait until the Democrats show the world what a business failure your president is by releasing his taxes. Don’t worry, I bet he can’t follow arrows either.


      • You, you, you, you STUPIED RETARD
        May 18, 2020 at 11:33 am

        Sooo not just a retard but a stupid retard? And here I was thinking that stupid and retard were basically the same thing! I thought if you were stupid you were a retard and if you’re a retard than you’re stupid but a stupid retard. Now there is some logic behind that.

      • You Sir are a Jackass
        May 18, 2020 at 9:36 pm

        Hey moron (or stupid moron if you prefer), the reason they want his taxes is to show that he gets a lot of tax breaks or doesn’t fully report his income, not because they want to prove he is a failure in business. By the way, did you happen to see how the economy was doing prior to the Virus? I’ll just tell you because you’re probably not smart enough to find the information on your own, it was the best it’s been in a long, long, time. Oh, and don’t try and give us the “that’s because Obama gave it to him” line. It had done nothing but go north since he took office. I guess he’s not such a bad businessman after all.

    • poopship14
      Boognish was rising up from the mist
      May 18, 2020 at 9:23 am

      I have been telling them for years that i do not work at the store and i will not use the self checkout since i dont get a discount for doing your job.

  • George
    May 18, 2020 at 6:58 am

    I am for opening up. I hate these stay at home douche-bags. But, in a state where a Senator left a girl to drown and got reelected decade after decade..the moron voters will vote the “D” no matter what. Everything open or closed or whatever. The “D” will win.

  • Charlie Baker is a Pussy
    May 18, 2020 at 6:57 am

    Fuck this shit! The rest of the country opens up an our fuckin governor still sits on his hands. Vague guidelines and beyond useless.
    Baker offers ZERO hope to MA business owners suffering.
    It’s so obvious why these progressive cunts want Business to remain locked down. So they can play out the clock and try to get Dementia Joe elected!
    Baker has no balls. It’s obvious that these progressives want economic failure over all else.
    Fuck Mike Connolly & co
    Fuck joe Curtatone
    Fuck Marty Walsh
    Fuck No Balls Baker

    & fuck you Chud stuffer

    • The Party of Science claims there are 52 Genders
      May 18, 2020 at 8:48 am

      America dies in the same place it began. Life can be cruelly ironic.
      Fuck these political shitbags. It will be flu season again by the time they open.
      Democrats are for workers my ass! Let these towns starve and arrest anyone who leaves!

    • murdochpatsymcreynolds
      Joe 30330
      May 18, 2020 at 10:49 am

      I gotta lotta, I got hairy legs, that turn, that, that, that, that, that, that turn, uh, uh, um, blond in the sun.

  • The scam is on
    May 18, 2020 at 3:49 am

    The plan is these extreme left wing, deep blue areas are going to stay closed so they can inflict as much economic damage on themselves so they can get a bailout from the Feds.

    • Their plan
      May 18, 2020 at 8:00 am

      It will be a campaign issue, hair plugs joe will promise to bail everyone out and Trump will have to go along with a half ass bail out. Democrats are the scum of the earth.

  • Ray Patriarca
    Ray Patriarca
    May 18, 2020 at 2:31 am

    Fuck Baker!
    Fuck Connolly!
    And fuck every single other one of these twats who think they can interfere with personal liberty and personal freedom!
    I say to each and every one of these cunts:
    If YOU are that afraid of the Commie Cold, then YOU can curl up in a fetal position in your basements and not come out. YOU stay the fuck home!
    Stay the fuck out of my life!
    Stop interfering with my personal choice and personal liberty.
    We have a Constitution and a Bill of Rights.
    I have a right to live my life, as I choose!
    I have a right to run my business, as I choose!
    Wake up Sheeple!
    Tell these cunts to fuck off !

    • murdochpatsymcreynolds
      Joe 30330
      May 18, 2020 at 6:52 am

      Ray, Governor Charlie Parker of Massachusetts is giving all of us a lesson in leadership.

      • capone181
        Lee Ho
        May 18, 2020 at 8:19 am

        So did Hitler.

        • murdochpatsymcreynolds
          Joe 30330
          May 18, 2020 at 10:01 am

          I did not say that. That’s not true. I did not say that. It’s a viral video like the other ones you’re putting out that are simply a lie. Wait, wait wait, wait.

    • You sound stable
      May 18, 2020 at 12:37 pm

      You don’t have a right to create a public health hazard.

  • Chud stuffer
    May 18, 2020 at 2:21 am

    Oh my God… Shut the fuck up you whiny little bitch. All you ever do is complain about how people are supposedly losing their rights. But when in actuality what is happening is you feel so out of control you feel the need to try to control others by brainwashing them with your bullshit. Get a life .

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