Douchebag State Senator Jamie Eldridge Is Blaming CO’s For Being Mean To Prisoners Who Tried To Kill Their Coworkers


Three weeks ago a gang of rapist and murderers incarcerated at Souza-Baranowski maximum security prison in Shirley orchestrated a premeditated attack on corrections officers that nearly killed one, and sent three to the hospital.

This was a direct result of the 2018 “criminal justice reform” that prevents prisons from keeping violent and dangerous offenders in solitary because it’s “cruel.” Instead they’re forced back into gen pop where they can assault officers and create a dangerous and volatile situation for everyone. At no point was anyone who actually works in corrections asked for their input on what jails need, but that’s OK because a bunch of politicians who get their news from the Huffington Post know what’s best for them.

You’d think that the violent attack would be a wakeup call, but instead it’s caused douchebag State Senators like Jamie Eldridge to double down. We’ve written about this asshole more times than I can count. He’s easily the worst elected official in Massachusetts, and that’s no easy trophy to achieve. This is a guy who regularly advocates for criminals, pretends to care about minorities while living in one of the whitest towns in Massachusetts (Acton), voted against allocating money for bullet proof vests for cops after Auburn police officer Ron Tarentino was killed, voted to spend $18 million to give himself a raise, and holds ribbon cutting ceremonies at water fountains with plastic bottles.


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Here’s what he had to say after the attack.

No idiot, your stupid plan was being implemented. That’s why all those violent offenders were in the same place at the same time. You did that. This is all your fault.

The media has been quick to write hit pieces on guards being mean to prisoners since this violent attack that nearly killed a man.

Here’s an idea – don’t rape or murder anyone and you won’t have to worry about prison guards “mistreating” you.

This bootleg Peter Pan (right) is former prisoner Michael Cox.

He was sentenced to six years in prison for violently beating a 59 year old man in Provincetown with a 10 pound dumbbell.

Michael Cox, 23, of Worcester, was sentenced to six years in prison on charges of assault and battery with a dangerous weapon, mayhem, armed assault to murder and attempted murder. Cox attacked the owner of Dorian Studios in his home above the store at 322 Commercial Street on May 28, 2007. Police and rescue workers responded and found the 59-year-old owner unconscious and bleeding from a head wound. Cox was also on the premises, in possession of a bloody dumbbell. Cox has a criminal record in Massachusetts that includes a 2004 assault and battery conviction, and 2005 convictions for possession of marijuana and crack cocaine.

Because of his extensive criminal history it qualified him to publish a letter in the Boston Globe in which he said that ALL corrections officers are either, a) sadistic, or b) have given up their humanity to “earn a buck.”

The Boston Globe did not seek out or publish letters from former or current CO’s. Their opinions don’t count because prisoners are kicking the shit out of them. The Globe is much more concerned about the feelings of these violent offenders who are serving out sentences for for rape and murder.

Of course Michael Cox is also good buddies with Jamie Eldridge and did a podcast with him two days before the attack.

Complaining about being gay in jail is the most insane, illogical thing I’ve ever heard. You’re locked in a place with dudes. Heterosexuals are deprived of poon-tang. Either way, I could give a shit less if he had a bad time in jail. Perhaps he should’ve thought of that before nearly beating a gay man to death with a 10 pound dumbbell.

On Sunday Jamie Eldridge went with his coworkers, State Senator Pat Jehlen and State Reps Mary Keefe and Mike Connolly to meet with prisoners, not guards, at Souza-Baranowski.

Because….who gives a shit if CO’s are getting beaten like hot cakes? Better hear from the prisoners who attacked them first.

Senator Jehlen has a long and documented history of being anti-law enforcement. Two years ago we blogged about her after she proposed a law banning resource officers in public schools because a drug dealing Woburn High School 9th grader yelled “fuck science” and threw something at his teacher got arrested.

Mike Connolly is the Cambridge State Rep who proposed a law that makes it so that prisoners can have an unlimited amount of visitors.

Because….what the fuck does the DOC know about running its own facilities? Connolly is of course a Bernie bro.

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again – Bernie attracts the worst the left has to offer. Socialists and communists who prioritize prisoners and pedophiles over taxpaying, law abiding citizens. It’s not surprising that this asshole supports Bernie, since Bernie literally wants to let the Boston Marathon bomber vote.

Eldridge also wants prisoners to vote, because as he told one of his supporters – all these prisoners live in his district.

This is a large potential voting block for him. Rapists and murderers.

Mary Keefe is a radical SJW from Worcester who listened to a bunch of rapists and murderers who told her one-sided stories about how mean guards have been to them since they tried to kill them.

Eldridge is now straight up lying and claiming that the attack on prison guards had nothing to do with his criminal justice reform law.

Even though those men could not have attacked the guards if they were in solitary confinement.

Some may say ridiculous things like, “how do people like this get elected?”, and “we need to vote these assholes out.”

When you say stuff like that it shows just how little you know about the place you choose to live in. This is a state filled with assholes. People like Jamie Eldridge get elected because they represent and appeal to a large majority of the people who think like them. People like Shirley Woods Cosenze.

“The union is using the reform act of 2018 as an excuse for recent violence.”

Just remember my fellow union friends – the left HATES unions now. They’re calling unionized corrections officers liars for advocating for themselves. If you’re a union member and you’re still blindly voting for democrats after seeing how they treat unionized corrections officers, you’re kind of a worthless piece of shit.

This is who the new democratic party stands for – prisoners over unionized workers. The squad is in charge now. The days of Barrack Obama and Bill Clinton are long gone. Conservatives will be begging for them to come back if Bernie wins in 2020, and you’ll realize that it really wasn’t that bad under those guys.

Just look at all the comments from these idiots supporting Eldridge, who all live in overwhelmingly white communities with little to no crime.

Yes, thats right – there is a rally in Roxbury for prisoners on THursday.

I’m sure some quality individuals will be in attendance that night.



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42 Comment(s)
  • Calm WhiteDad
    February 6, 2020 at 9:58 am

    It would be great if someone went to the meeting tonight and filmed it. I dare you. Let’s see you “go live” from there. I’ll even watch.

    I’d do it, but as a middle aged white dude I don’t think it would be a great idea for me to be in Nubian Square past 8pm at a gathering attended by friends and families of murderers and rapists.

  • I ripped it up
    February 5, 2020 at 8:48 am

    Worst politicians in Mass??? How about Warren & Markey

  • Giulia
    February 5, 2020 at 2:56 am

    Jamie Eldridge, a douchier douche-nozzle never drew breath.

  • Silencio Dogood
    February 5, 2020 at 1:00 am

    that bloody dumbbell was Michael “Loves” Cox. I’m telling you now, these people won’t be satisfied until they own the entire alphabet, it’s LGBTQI today and XYZ tomorrow!

    this story depressed the shit out of me.

  • anonymous veteran "blue meanie"
    February 5, 2020 at 12:20 am

    Requiring inmates to follow the house rules and the law is oppression and cruelty?
    I, for one, am shocked at this revelation.
    Guess I’ve been doing it wrong all these years.
    I thought we were charged with carrying out duties involving care, custody and control.
    Now I’m just supposed to care but relinquish control and loosen up on the custodial parts of the job?
    Allfukkinrighty, then.

    Souza has been a powderkeg from the day it first housed inmates. It’s not the only place that will be affected.
    These supposed reforms do nothing but allow for more bad behavior and increase risk to staff.
    I could go on but it’s starting to get close to beating a dead horse.
    There is a reason it is said that we walk the toughest beat. These liberals are only making it tougher for us and providing incentive to inmates to misbehave.
    That is not reform, that is giving up control of the house.

    I’m just hoping that the officers that got hurt will end up healed completely.

    • soxrock191
      February 5, 2020 at 4:50 am

      It’s pretty much the same exact shit that is festering in the state run mental health hospitals. We’re literally being suffocated by all the new policies/procedures, increasingly violent patients and of course being consistently short staffed. Assaults on staff continue to rise and everybody hates each other. I have alot of respect for CO’s.

  • Ray Patriarca
    Hey Eldridge !!
    February 4, 2020 at 10:38 pm

    You sir, are a fucking cunt !
    Eat a big bag of dicks, you festering twat !

  • Fuck Pig
    February 4, 2020 at 8:48 pm

    I like to think that the CO’s beat those fucking scumbag convicts’ asses every single fucking day. I like to think they jizz in their food, and remind them EVERY hour how fucking GREAT it is to be able to order a pizza, grill a steak, crush a six-pack of Bud, and have sex with a woman…..and remind those convict parasite motherfuckers that they’re not going to be participating in any of those activities anytime soon. You retarded left-wing fuckhead assholes who vote for these worthless cunt politicians make me want to fucking VOMIT.

  • True Reality Speaks
    Mirror Mirror
    February 4, 2020 at 8:16 pm

    Union members, by definition, are worthless pieces of shit.

    In the Modern Age, that’s why unions exist – to protect the worthless while syphoning money to the Dems. Any good they do is an anomaly – and someone else is profitting from it.

  • Kenneth Foley
    February 4, 2020 at 6:03 pm

    Families for Justice meeting will be better attended than the Parent Teachers Meeting at the school down the street.


    • Southern Cross
      February 4, 2020 at 8:00 pm

      Will the last sane person in Massachusetts please turn the lights off when you leave?

  • Snarky Pete
    February 4, 2020 at 5:18 pm

    Hey Turtleboy. You used the wrong video in your article. The video you used above was from North High. Hehehehe.

  • Startled Pancake
    February 4, 2020 at 4:32 pm

    Really tho, Shirley has a nice rack.

    I’d definitely do some motorboatin’ on that one if she’d let me, maybe even a ‘lil pearl necklace action.


    Shirls, give me a call, baby!

    • Mister Rogers
      February 4, 2020 at 6:21 pm

      No Lipnickis’???

  • The Vorlon
    Kosh Naranek
    February 4, 2020 at 4:02 pm

    Somebody put the arm on that gaggle of halfwits, dress them as CO’s, and after withdrawing all the real CO’s, shove them through the gate and close it behind them.

    What is the over/under on the time before they are all dead?

  • Peter Dautel
    Don Key Punch
    February 4, 2020 at 3:02 pm

    Dear Souza-Baranowski maximum security prison C.O.’s,

    On behalf of the taxpayers of Massachusetts, thank you.

    Now, dial up the morale a wee bit (if you’d be so kind, please).

    Rock. On.

  • Attila the Hun
    February 4, 2020 at 2:27 pm

    Drop a bottle of sarin gas in there and save billions of dollars.

  • Frank
    February 4, 2020 at 1:40 pm

    I wish these lunatics could work as a CO for a month then see what they say. Rage dosnt explain how I feel about these gutless cunts. They know nothin and they hate the correctional officers without any knowledge of what goes on. The Democratic Party is hell bent on destroying this country

    • Frank
      February 4, 2020 at 2:01 pm

      Also I thought democrats were the party for union workers, well all those officers are all part of a union. A bit hypocritical if you ask me

      • Massholio
        February 4, 2020 at 2:29 pm

        They’re the party of criminals not unions.

  • Judge dread
    February 4, 2020 at 1:26 pm

    That butt hooker and his faggy state politician are 10 pounds of shit in a 5 pound bag.

  • Free Muh Boi
    February 4, 2020 at 1:21 pm

    Anndd…..that’s how Massachusetts became New York North.

  • Never
    February 4, 2020 at 1:13 pm

    What time is the rally for the protection of COs?

  • Spic Tormentor
    February 4, 2020 at 12:44 pm

    I would like to congratulate Michael Cox for being nominated to participate in Spic Tormentors 2020 fag drag.

    P.s. I would slap Shirley’s sag bags around

  • Alan Bohdiewicz
    AJ Alphonse
    February 4, 2020 at 12:40 pm

    These poor prisoners, not only should we give them the right to vote, we should give them their second amendment rights back as well!

    • Liberalism is a Disease
      February 5, 2020 at 4:53 am

      Oh good another anti-2A lib in the comments.

  • Hypocrisy Is Speaking
    February 4, 2020 at 12:24 pm

    Release all the prisoners and have them live with these fools who support them. Also make sure you have a hate has no home here sign on the lawn of your million dollar home.

  • Big Facts
    February 4, 2020 at 12:19 pm

    If you didn’t want to be:

    smeared with feces
    urinated on

    then you probably shouldn’t have committed a crime.

  • Delilah
    February 4, 2020 at 12:19 pm

    Bunch of morons

  • bigdaddy
    February 4, 2020 at 12:13 pm

    Being the biggest asshole on Beacon Hill is quite an achievement

  • Jamies Tranny BF
    February 4, 2020 at 12:12 pm

    Any “man” who wants to be called jamie is a left wing trans loving beta cuck. Fuck you jamie i hope you get robbed by a recently freed prisoner. Karma WILL get you.

  • bigdaddy
    Chris Rock
    February 4, 2020 at 12:11 pm

    How not to get your ass beat by CO’s – obey the law Pretty easy

  • Real_Finn
    February 4, 2020 at 12:04 pm

    “I think you need to treat the prisoners better.”

    If that isn’t the tail wagging the dog…

    A long time ago, if you did something bad you went to prison as a *punishment*. It wasn’t up the prison to play psychiatrist, therapist, and provider of higher education.

    Want your college degree for free? Therapy? Learn a trade? Free health care? Commit a crime and it’s covered!!

    Senator Eldridge is a donkey-dick.

    Get Fucked,

  • Let me up, I've had enough
    February 4, 2020 at 11:58 am

    People are dumb as fuck. Vote Republican. Always.

  • Nee Chi
    February 4, 2020 at 11:53 am


    You need a civics lesson.

    Democrats are awful right now, but they are the only party pledging allegiance to unions.

    The Republican Party would end all unions and collective bargaining agreements if they had their way. Think, “Right to Work” states.

    If we all followed your advice, unions and public sector collective bargaining would be gone in two years…

    Think before you suggest this radical idea to your many moron’s of followers, please! (Myself not excluded).

    Getting F’d,

    • Right To Work
      February 4, 2020 at 5:32 pm

      If you are claiming that a right to work state is anti union, you are a fascist thug.

      Any union that need the jackboot of government on your throat to force you to give up a chunk of your paycheck to a union to pay its union bosses’ private jets to Dem Conventions is a union that deserves to die.

      A good union should be able to easily make its case that it helps members and they would be happy to pay dues. A good example would be firefighters: The union advocates and presses to update their fire protection personal gear to the newest and best technology and also that the city needs to enforce the fire sprinkler code so that when heroes run into buildings to save people, they aren’t running into three decker deathtraps because the city refused to inspect them or insist that owners upgrade to code.

      There are already so many labor laws, Jamie Eldredges and class action shysters already around to protect “workers” who want to sit at home smoking weed and getting paid to not work and closing small businesses that replace the other uselees unions. Why perpetuate a pinky ring thug union boss model or an SJW virtue signal “pay me to fly to DC to protest” business model?

      • Anti Lib
        February 5, 2020 at 4:56 am

        A “good union” lol. Which lib are you voting for?

      • Nee Chi
        February 5, 2020 at 6:57 am

        Well good then,… keep voting Republican and maybe wages will improve.

        Bwahahahahaha!!! Just kidding… Working stiffs will continue to be fucked by Republicans. As per the usual.

        It hard to get wages higher when illegal immigrants will do it cheaper.

        Keep giving it away, you absolute Morons.

    • Public Sector Unions Are Ruining The US
      February 5, 2020 at 9:43 am

      If we all followed your advice, unions and public sector collective bargaining would be gone in two years…

      …we can only hope.

  • Corinth Arkadin
    February 4, 2020 at 11:51 am

    Don’t go to prison, and you won’t have to choose from the following:

    Need to become someone’s bitch,
    Toss someone’s salad,
    Live in a pod,
    Wear an orange jumpsuit,
    Join with Aryan Nation or Black Muslims or MS-13,
    Associate with criminals,
    Be alert for getting shivved in the McRibs,
    Get your ass beat by Corrections Officers,
    Spend time in the hole,


    All of the above.

  • A Nice Warm Bowl Of Chinese Bat Soup
    February 4, 2020 at 11:48 am

    Pickle kisser.

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