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All-Star Criminals

Rhode Island Celebrity Doctor Who’s Been Telling Everyone The Must Lock Down And Wear A Mask Cheers On Biden Super Spread Celebrations Because Public Health “Experts” Are All Full Of Shit

Uncle Turtleboy / November 10, 2020

  This is Dr. Megan Ranney, who works at Rhode Island hospital and is an associate professors at Brown University….

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Nudniks

Tyrannical Rhode Island State Police Colonel Asks People To Report Neighbor’s Birthday Parties After Kissing BLM’s Ass And Allowing Massive Protests With The Governor  

Uncle Turtleboy / August 7, 2020

  The Rhode Island State Police issued a press release today on Facebook asking for the public’s help to act…

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Social Justice Warriors

Hurricane Karen Gets Boston Harbor Cruises Shut Down After Freaking Out When She Saw People Not Living In Fear On One Of Their Boats

Uncle Turtleboy / August 5, 2020

  This is Marty Walz (yes, her name is almost identical to Mayor Mushmouth), a Boston SJW, former State rep,…

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Nudniks

East Longmeadow Board Of Health Gestapo Butch Gives Fine And Cease And Desist To Family Owned Driving Range, Mini Golf Course For Opening “Non-Essential” Business

Uncle Turtleboy / May 24, 2020

  A very popular driving range/mini golf/par 3 golf course in East Longmeadow is being harassed and threatened by some…

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Turtleboy Investigates

Symmons Industries CEO And Friend Of Charlie Baker Gets Praised By Governor For “Reopening” And “Converting” To PPE Production Despite Laying Off Over 100 Workers And Never Closing  

Uncle Turtleboy / May 20, 2020

  Governor Charlie Baker was in Braintree today at Symmons Industries to do a photo op for the reopening of…

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Politics

In Case You Thought They Have Any Intention Of Opening Up Somerville Cancelled Christmas Already And Is Closing Down Streets, State Reps Demand Businesses Remain Closed For Months

Uncle Turtleboy / May 18, 2020

  If you think for one second team Lockdown has ANY intention of returning to normal before election day, all…

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Politics

Charlie Baker Has No Intention Of “Allowing” Businesses To Reopen So Just Open Up Anyway Or You Deserve To Go Out Of Business

Uncle Turtleboy / May 17, 2020

  According to a leaked memo from the Mass Municipal Association to Charlie Baker, he will be announcing tomorrow that…

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All-Star Criminals

Child Abusing Monsters Thank Team Lockdown For Allowing Them To Lock 6 Year Old In Shed For 2 Months By Cancelling School

Uncle Turtleboy / May 13, 2020

  Team Lockdown doesn’t care about child abuse, as can be seen from this story in Dallas which they will…

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Current events

Badass Wachusett Country Club Owner Is Giving The Middle Finger To Charlie Baker And Opening Up Because Eventually Free People Have To Act Like Free People

Uncle Turtleboy / May 5, 2020

  Source: A Massachusetts golf course owner said she plans to reopen within the “next few days” despite the state’s coronavirus…

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WTF

The Bad Ass Israeli Chick Who Tackled A Flasher While Jogging In Cambridge Last Year Made A Great Video About How Team Lockdown Is Fucking With Her Life 

Uncle Turtleboy / April 30, 2020

  Remember that chick Aia Polansky from last summer who got flashed while she was on a jog, tracked the…

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All-Star Criminals

Karen Of The Day: Childless Stoneham Divorce Attorney Narcs On Crotch Fruits Playing Basketball, Wants Parents Fined, Says She’s Making A Difference

Uncle Turtleboy / April 23, 2020

  Here’s your Karen of the day out of Stoneham. Boys playing basketball??? In public?? Holy. Fucking. Shit. We are…

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Nudniks

Here’s The SnapChat Threats To Turn Auburn High School Into Columbine That Marcus Rodriguez Sent, Free My Boi Patrol Chimes In With Hot Takes

Uncle Turtleboy / December 15, 2016

The free my boi patrol was defending Marcus Rodriguez, alleging that his threats to shoot up Auburn High School were…

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All-Star Criminals

Human Garbage Who Told Auburn PD He Was Happy Ron Tarentino Was Killed Was Arrested Today For Threatening To Shootup Auburn High School On SnapChat

Uncle Turtleboy / December 15, 2016

An Auburn High School dropout who was arrested in May for telling the Auburn PD he was happy that Ron…

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Hoodrat Heroes

All-Star Fall River Parents Try To Start A Riot At Durfee High School After Kid Snapchats A Gun At School, Legendary Facebook Commentary Ensues

Uncle Turtleboy / October 24, 2016

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