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Child Abusing Monsters Thank Team Lockdown For Allowing Them To Lock 6 Year Old In Shed For 2 Months By Cancelling School


Team Lockdown doesn’t care about child abuse, as can be seen from this story in Dallas which they will of course ignore.

A woman and her boyfriend in Texas are facing charges after police found her 6-year-old grandson tied up in a shed, according to reports. Dallas Police officers were called to 53-year-old Esmeralda Lira’s home Sunday night — after a caller told them a child was being kept inside a shed in their backyard, KTVT reported. Lira told the police that her grandson was with his mother, but a man pointed authorities to the shed. The boy was found inside with his hands tied behind his back, according to the TV station. He told authorities that he has been forced to sleep inside the shed since school has been out, according to reports. Her boyfriend told police that he was being kept in the shed as punishment repeatedly for the past two weeks for attempting to steal food, The Dallas Morning News reported.

Sarah Burns of the Dallas Children’s Advocacy Center said that because teachers make many child abuse reports, students learning from home during the pandemic may be at greater risk.

“Our concern has always been children being with their abusers all the time and having no safe adult to confide in or a safe adult that can report that abuse,” she said.

The Advocacy Center has seen a 50% decrease in reports in the last six weeks, compared with the six weeks leading up to the pandemic.


I discussed this extensively last night on the Live show.

It goes without saying that these two are monsters, but the fact is that these monsters are out there. Schools are the refuge children use to escape them, and Team Lockdown took that safe haven away from them because they’re scared of a virus. Face the facts – if you are willing to allow children to be abused like this in order to make yourself feel more “safe,” then you’re a selfish piece of shit. You’re not a good person. You don’t care about human life. You don’t have the moral high ground. You’re just garbage.

For kids who come from good homes schools are places where you go to get an education, build a social life, and maybe join a sportball team. For the millions of kids who don’t, school is a lot more. It’s a place where they go to eat. It’s where adults provide consistency by being there every day for them. It’s where they can speak to counselors about the trauma they experience. It’s where rules and structure are provided and they are not neglected.

Teachers, guidance counselors and principals are on the front lines when it comes to identifying and reporting abuse. They notice the bruises, they notice when a kid is acting unusual, they notice when a kid has missed a week of school unexcused, and they contact police and DCF so they can look into it.

That support system is all gone now thanks to Team Lockdown. That’s because for the most part Team Lockdown consists of suburban Karens who don’t abuse their crotch fruits. They’ve never been exposed to people like this and they can’t imagine how anyone could do this to a child. They think that kids are all safe because their teachers are doing Zoom meetings because they’re oblivious to the realities of the world they live in.

Google it.  

Team Lockdown is ignoring this.

If school had been in session, as it should have been, then this incident would not have happened. If the child was absent from school for a week then teachers would’ve reported it and a check could’ve been conducted at the house. There is zero evidence that children transmit the virus. A recent study in Iceland showed that no children had transmitted COVID. Children can carry the virus, but they do not die from it, and there is no evidence they pass it on to others. By closing schools we are “protecting” children from something that is no danger to them, while directly endangering vulnerable, at risk students like this child in Texas.

Team Lockdown must own these facts. The excuse of “but it could happen in the summer,” does not apply here. Of course it could, but it’s not the summer.

Of course the media is complicit as well, because God knows this story won’t get covered by the MSM. Now imagine if the 6 year old child died from the commie cold. It would be headline news on every major “news” outlet.



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59 Comment(s)
  • The problem is way larger than a lockdown
    May 14, 2020 at 1:01 pm

    The problem starts with overworked case workers.

    Which TB did an awesome job exposing just how difficult their jobs are. I don’t remember who wrote the story but it was good. Mainstream media should pick up where TB Sports left off. They’re always stealing other stories but they won’t cover something that matters.

    It’s damn near impossible to remove children from their abusers. Changes need to happen Case workers are essential and whomever decided they weren’t should be lynched.

    We need sweeping changes to the system. Harsher penalties and serious reform.

    This article saddens and sickens me may those two burn in Hell.

  • Silencio Dogood
    May 14, 2020 at 12:01 am

    i’d consider DCF caseworkers to have an essential job, or calling, to do no matter the circumstances. lockdown, schlockdown, kids are job #1.

  • Guinea Geisha
    May 13, 2020 at 6:09 pm

    I thought an Esmeralda Lira was a Mexican Oxy.

  • Christopher Hitchens
    May 13, 2020 at 4:22 pm

    Well let’s get one thing straight. The disease is probably no threat to children. We can see this clearly.

    To say that children can’t pass it around makes no fucking sense. If it can be passed around, what difference does it make if it’s a child or adult?

    Like, kids are gross and of course they’re gonna pass this shit around. They’re humans like the rest of us.

    Let’s get all this shit open and going like normal again I say and just be ready to accept the risk and deal with the fallout. Personally I could give 3 fucks about restaurants and hair stylists- but for all the lazy fucks who can’t cook for themselves or cut their own hair, let them go at it I say. All I want is my library to reopen.

    Also, let’s not blame this on the Lock Down. Shitty parents are gonna be shitty regardless, and the role of teachers in stopping this is overexagerrated.
    Also can we please keep this local? I could give three fucks about some backwards hicks from Texas.
    Stop virtue signaling Unc. Stick to the facts.

    -Enjoy the fall-

    • Lennie
      May 13, 2020 at 5:28 pm

      Turtleboy is Nationwide. Texas counts as much as Assholechusetts.

  • Masshole Mitch
    May 13, 2020 at 1:57 pm

    I heard you were looking for Michael Agneta 32 of North Reading Mass. He allegedly has some google trophies. DUI’s and more.

    • Mitch the Snitch
      May 13, 2020 at 9:40 pm

      You are a bitch.

      The guy beat you out of a quarter. It’s the cost of doing business.

      Get over it.

  • Diddler Crab
    May 13, 2020 at 12:49 pm

    If this little bigger factory was “in a cage!”, we’d la be hearing about it. But it’sa double whammy. Minority offenders, and standing in the way of the lockdown. Sorry little guy, we all got to make sacrifices.

  • #
    May 13, 2020 at 12:31 pm

    If this donkey with the giant Skittle hanging off his cheek cancels school in September, I’m putting a For Sale sign on the front lawn the next day, and I suspect that I won’t be alone. Far too many other states have so much more going for them than to put up with this Liberal toilet.

    • Charlie Baker Sucks Ass
      May 13, 2020 at 12:41 pm

      Hopefully the Real Estate market hasn’t gone completely soft. It would be a shame to sell your home for fifty or a hundred thousand below pre shutdown value, thanks for nothing Governor Charlie Baker.

  • Do the Reich Thing
    May 13, 2020 at 12:22 pm

    I bet today’s death total jumps over 100 because he needs to keep the people in fear. Magically people just don’t die on Sunday.

    • Bucky
      May 13, 2020 at 12:44 pm

      Why do they test suspected CV-19 people after they die? Wouldn’t that be a waste of a perfectly good test kit that could be otherwise used for, say, a living patient? Test kits that are low in stock?

      Also, wouldn’t giving the test on a suspected CV-19 cadaver cause unnecessary exposure to medical personnel, which in turn risks further spreading the disease?

      Also#2, why is the sole focus on the death toll and not the recovery numbers?

      It’s almost as if there is agenda here

      *adjusts tin foil hat*

      • Luke Fondleberg (Deez/Doze)
        Luke Fondleberg
        May 15, 2020 at 2:06 am

        Now, sir/ma’am. You’re starting to make sense. We can’t have that now, can we?

        Off with you!!!

  • Fuhk Yoo Mr. PARKER
    May 13, 2020 at 11:56 am

    Fear, Isolation, Depression, Jobless and Broke: The Mental Health Fallout of a Worldwide FALSE Pandemic

    This is Mr. Parker and the proggressives Nirvana.

  • Do the Reich Thing
    May 13, 2020 at 11:55 am

    Thanks to Gov. Parker I am home on furlough losing a good part of my pay and this fuck has no plan! So thankful to be home and see the View is still on TV. Oh and Fuck these two, can’t we just toss them off a roof Untouchables style? If they live, they can walk away. If not, throw the bodies in the dump.

    • Lost in Space
      May 13, 2020 at 6:38 pm

      Test them for Covid before the dump run though so you can add them to the numbers and get 12,000.00

  • Will Hunting's Foster Dad
    May 13, 2020 at 11:47 am

    I would have put out my cigarettes on him and hit him with a wrench too.

  • DudeRanchStripClub
    May 13, 2020 at 11:33 am

    Way to change the headline and make my comment completely useless.

  • capone181
    Lee Ho
    May 13, 2020 at 11:31 am

    Round up all the Karens from MA, and send them down
    to TX for this couple to baby-sit them.

  • Judge dread
    May 13, 2020 at 11:30 am

    Uncle broke this down yesterday in a blog post and on the podcast- the 4 phase plan to reopen mass’ economy.

    Each phase is 4 weeks apart and includes strict government imposed regulations on private business. 4 weeks for 4 phases puts the full opening sometime in sept or oct right at the start of flu season.

    No doubt they will say flu season, which according to the CDC killed 80,000 Americans last year, will be considered a 2nd wave, causing another shutdown and reset of the phased openings.

    It would not surprise me if Mass isn’t fully open for business until March of 2021.

    • May 18th is NOT the date
      May 13, 2020 at 11:58 am


  • Deval Patrick
    May 13, 2020 at 10:56 am

    This is just an anecdote. What we need is a better understanding of each other.

  • Mr. Parker
    May 13, 2020 at 10:45 am

    By phase 3 of my 5 point plan. You will be in so much pain that you will need total ass reconstruction surgery for all the needless and mindless pounding that it will take. Lucky for me that I get to decide in phase 4 if that is medically necessary. The ones who obey may be allowed to purchase vaseline at this point.

  • randiguy2006
    May 13, 2020 at 10:24 am

    Yeah lets make ALL our kids guinea pigs in a petri dish of death because one set of crazy grandparents.

    Sounds good. Carry on Dr. Kearny.

    • Moron
      May 13, 2020 at 10:37 am

      Yeah lets all cower in place and wet our government issued panties because KIDS DONT DIE FTOM THIS NEITHER DO PEOPLE UNDER AGE 80 WHO ARE NOT FAT FUCKS

    • Bertha Von Nation
      May 13, 2020 at 4:09 pm

      If you think this isn’t happening all over the country, every damned day then you are a fool! As an educator, I can tell you that school keeps children safe! This is what keeps me and my co workers up at night. I haven’t worked with an educator that hasn’t had to file a 51A with DCF! I weep for these babies stuck with their abusers. Stick your head back into the sand, because there are so many “Jeremiah Olivers” getting hurt right now!

  • DudeRanchStripClub
    May 13, 2020 at 10:22 am

    Yeah because parents are never predators, ya dumb cunt. Go back in the closet.

  • Judge dread
    May 13, 2020 at 10:20 am

    The pro lockdown communist RINOs and democrats would rather destroy their state economies while running PAC ads blaming unemployment on trump. They would be perfectly fine watching mushroom clouds over major cities if it meant getting trump out of office.

    The Dems are like an estranged mother that would rather kill her children than have them live with the father/step mom.

    The lockdown has nothing to do with Kung flu and everything to do with November 2020.

    • uncle randy
      May 13, 2020 at 11:46 am

      These people are aware that if Trump loses in November, Trump is going to be campaigning for the next 4 years, right?

      Do they forget about the whole 2-term thing?

      • Joe Biden 4 Dementia
        May 13, 2020 at 12:46 pm

        That would be incredible if Trump lost in November then continued to hold rallies and press conferences, tweets and just troll the fuck out of the leftists as they implode and crater the national economy followed by the world economy. Trump would tweet” miss me yet?”

  • randiguy2006
    May 13, 2020 at 10:20 am

    Stop saying kids cant pass it on. Children with COVID-19 may only have mild symptoms, but they can still pass this virus onto others who may be at higher risk, including older adults and people who have serious underlying medical conditions.

    3 kids died in NYC yesterday. We don’t even understand this disease yet.

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    May 13, 2020 at 10:16 am

    Remove the child and send these 2 one way to Venezuela.

    Probably where they’re from anyway

  • randiguy2006
    May 13, 2020 at 10:14 am

    By this logic I guess we should outlaw home schooling. Cuz schools are the only way to prevent this.

  • randiguy2006
    Swing and a miss.
    May 13, 2020 at 10:13 am

    Talk about a leap.

    Schools are now in charge of keeping predators away from children? What exactly is a parent’s job these days?

    You are fast losing what little credibility you had.

    • DudeRanchStripClub
      May 13, 2020 at 10:24 am

      Yeah because parents are never predators, ya dumb cunt. Go back in the closet.

      I accidentally posted this as a new comment and not in this thread, but I needed you to know you’re a fucking retard.

    • Jeremiah Oliver
      May 13, 2020 at 12:35 pm

      Remember 5 year old Jeremiah Oliver from Fitchburg? He hadn’t been seen or in school since May or September 2013. His body was found in a suitcase along a highway in April 2014. Social workers had filed false reports that they had visited his home and seen him and he was ok while the boy was already dead. Can’t trust anyone to do their job, some of these kids would be better off raised by the family pet. Most medical visits have gone virtual or cancelled so that is another group of mandated reporters that isn’t in the mix.

      Authorities finally became aware of the child’s disappearance in December 2013, when Oliver’s 8-year-old sister told a counselor at her school that her mother’s boyfriend, Sierra, was abusing her and her little brother was missing.

  • May 18th is not the date
    May 13, 2020 at 10:12 am

    And I’ve been saying that for weeks.

    Christ, don’t you people get it?

    • May 18th is NOT the date
      May 13, 2020 at 10:18 am

      Nice try imposter but I do not and never take the Lords name in vain.

      • Governor Baker is incompetent
        May 13, 2020 at 12:12 pm

        You were spot on with that prediction. Any guess when Governor Baker will approve freedom for 7 million citizens? It has to be at least mid September at the earliest. Doesn’t look like schools and colleges will open in the Fall.

  • DudeRanchStripClub
    May 13, 2020 at 10:12 am

    I just got flashbacks to when I was amused as a child. Amuse is a serious threat to not only children but EVERYONE. I was amused the other day by my girlfriend then amused by my downstairs neighbors dog. Once more by a Netflix docuseries was I amused. Sadly, amuse will never go away. Godspeed y’all


    • Fat Balding White Guy
      May 13, 2020 at 10:19 am

      I dreamed of getting sexually amused by Jenna Jameson

      • DudeRanchStripClub
        May 13, 2020 at 10:22 am

        You comment amused me!

  • Emily
    May 13, 2020 at 10:11 am

    OMG !!! That poor child. I say we lock the two of them up in the shed with their hands tied behind their backs. Lock the doors and walk away for a month or two. These 2 better face charges and get jail time!
    I’m a crossing guard and it hurts my heart to read this. I look forward to those little faces everyday just to say good morning and have a nice day.
    Karman do you work on these two animals when they least expect it.
    God look after that child

  • Mr. Parker
    May 13, 2020 at 10:10 am

    Relax, man this is supposed to happen in phase one of my 5 point plan man. Everything is going as planned as cuomo mahty and I move in lovk step.
    We are NEVER going back to notmal man , pass the bud man I mean what is normal man. This is like a way cool paradigm shift man just stay inside and cower man everything will be cool if you comply we got the pot shops covered snd sre gleefully moving yo phase 2 man. The strps may mean something entirely different to me than they do to you but I am stoked .

    May 13, 2020 at 10:09 am

    “Stay home and save lives”

    UNLESS you need something at Walmart. Or Costco.

    Save the life of a 94 year old Alzheimer’s patient. To do this, we must do untold psychological (and physical) damage to countless children. And fuck up the economy for years to come.

    Nurses are “heroes.” But if you work at a grocery store, you are a slacker who deserves less income than a dishwasher currents gets through unemployment.

    PS: when I am 81, I sincerely hope not ONE playground will be closed for my “safety.”

    • Wear A Mask And Cower Then Beg Big Brother For Survival
      May 13, 2020 at 10:16 am

      You are so unkind. We are saving the lives of minority prisoners ehile lettinh them go for criminal offenses while we arrest white people for going to church and the playground with thrir kids.
      We will open the borders and allow illegals everywhere to collect precious dinero as we overthrow the constitution in the name of keeping you safe. Usually we say its for the children but that tag line got old when people figured it out. Stay home and shut up while we destroy your country without firing a shot.
      You will soon be jobless homrless and 401k less but its for the common good.

  • Bloop
    May 13, 2020 at 10:09 am

    4700 deaths from Corona in Ma. 3000 were over 80 years old. 1000 were between 70-79. What the fuck is going on? Eventually people will stop listening to Gov fuckface and start living again and when that happens, elephant shit is going to hit the fan. Level headed people need to be prepared because it’s going to get messy.

      May 13, 2020 at 11:11 am

      BLOOP, to reinforce your points…

      quoted from a summary elsewhere: “More than half of the deaths in the state have been among residents of long-term care facilities.”

      You understand this? Many of the people who are dying are already near death from other causes.

      • Bloop
        May 13, 2020 at 11:35 am

        Bingo. People with a brain need find this out for themselves because the news has no intention of giving the entire story. Good news? Things are improving? Fuck you! It’s the end of times. Don’t think for yourself. We’ll do the thinking for you. Now here are some nurses dancing instead of taking care of patients….

        • Luke Fondleberg (Deez/Doze)
          Charlie Parker
          May 15, 2020 at 2:16 am

          “I’d be remiss if I didn’t acknowledge the sacrifice of the brave men and women of the Cape Cod Field Hospital; whom risked life and limb to treat a total of (checks notes) zero patients.

          I look forward to dodging your questions at tomorrow’s daily briefing.”

          **Returns to dousing a pile of money with gasoline**

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    May 13, 2020 at 10:08 am

    Esmeralda and her boyfriend are minorities! People mustn’t be so quick to judgement! Their beautiful traditions have many idiosyncrasies that we don’t fully understand. We need to embrace and adapt to their customs and make them feel welcome in their new land!

    • Hugh-Bo Mont
      May 13, 2020 at 10:19 am

      Always on point! Yesterday, it occurred to me who you may be. If so, keep up the good work.

      • Who is Liawatha?
        May 13, 2020 at 8:16 pm

        Hugh, who do you think Liawatha is?? I, also enjoy all of Liawatha’s comments and I need to know who you think is behind the screen name

  • Cheddah
    May 13, 2020 at 10:07 am

    This headline is a FAIL…

    • DudeRanchStripClub
      May 13, 2020 at 10:13 am


  • Yo Quiero Taco Bell
    May 13, 2020 at 10:02 am

    One pop to each. Execution style. Problem solved, and the taxpayers save on support.

  • proofread motherfucker
    May 13, 2020 at 10:01 am

    child amusers lol

    • amuser
      May 13, 2020 at 10:45 am

      And to think he considers himself a ‘journalist”. Real journos take pride in their craft…

  • Boston Irish
    Barney Frank
    May 13, 2020 at 9:56 am

    Jesus kill these two!

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